IRC logs :) Created 20 years ago2004-11-30 17:44:38 UTC by jaardsi

hehe.

Explains my brother.

19:36 < ZombieLoffe> I thought it was like "Damn, door, we gotta get together sometime"
19:36 < Nimbus1951> lol
19:36 < [Loz]> err...
19:36 < Nimbus1951> Intimacy with a door...

yummy. The best of all intimatcy...

19:38 < BrattyLord> We are doing HL1 agian, cause we think we screwed it up the first time
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21:52 < Mike> <@nate> "Lesbian online relationship ends terribly when both men meet" ^_^
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22:05 < Unbreakable> BAAM
22:05 < Unbreakable> just brushed my teeth..lol
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20:07 < dajuppi> sucky sucky
20:07 < Gman> FIVE DOLLAR
20:07 < XargoL> Hmm...
20:07 < Gman> SOLDIER BOY

South park quotes... yawn.

Posting IRC quotes on the forums = Yawn :

IRC is only funny in IRC - very few things are funny outside it.

20:07 < dajuppi> sucky sucky
20:07 < Gman> FIVE DOLLAR
20:07 < XargoL> Hmm...
20:07 < Gman> SOLDIER BOY
Full Metal Jacket pwns btw

dajuppi, that was twice as lame the second time.

Thread revival and some tips for the ops:

-Op Marvin, please.

10:03 -!- mode/#twhlregs [+o Ant] by Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin

-Don't play with the ops.

12:16 -!- Hugh [~polarian@.rtinet.com] has joined #twhlregs
12:16 <@Marvin> Hi Hughie
12:16 <@RabidMonkey> omg hai
12:16 -!- mode/#twhlregs [+o Hugh] by RabidMonkey
12:16 <@RabidMonkey> dictatorship ;o
12:16 <@Ant> YES!
12:16 -!- mode/#twhlregs [-o Marvin] by RabidMonkey
12:16 -!- Ant is now known as TehDictator
12:17 -!- mode/#twhlregs [-o jaardsi] by RabidMonkey
12:17 <@Hugh>
12:17 <@TehDictator> PHEER TEH WRATH!
12:17 <@Hugh> that was fast
12:17 -!- RabidMonkey is now known as RabidMonkey`o_
12:17 -!- TehDictator is now known as TehDictator1
12:17 -!- Hugh is now known as Hugh|FEARMENUBZ
12:17 <@TehDictator1> Name yourselfs respectively
12:17 -!- RabidMonkey`o_ is now known as TehDictator3
12:17 <@Hugh|FEARMENUBZ>
12:17 -!- Hugh|FEARMENUBZ is now known as TehDicktatertot2

Anyway. the stats might go down in 30 days because my shell provider seems to have messed up my order.

Matti, you're an op. Marvin's being naughty, so he doesn't deserve ops :P.

<@Mephs> im 56k, so i normally cum before jpgs download

Bash pending

7th, I'm not most of the time because someone always deops me while I sleep.

Well... don't sleep. IRC needs you.

don't sleep

You get so much more done that way.

7th, I'm not most of the time because someone always deops me while I sleep.

or Mulleh gets ops from meh and kicks everyone ;x

Well done, moron.

All right, emailed the shell provider about the order and now my account will work for about 180 more days. Long live the stats!

w00t3h

Don't op anyone rabid. Especially not Mulle.

IRC newsflash:

• The stats page was down for a while but it's now working again.
• I updated the stats software to the latest version.
• I might move the stats system to another box because of space limitations.
• I'm writing a new guide on IRCing, you can have a look at an incompleted version here. It's hosted on my desktop system so it might be unavaible at some point.

Take care!

Personally, though you might have to remove the foobar, etc stuff to make it seem more official, its an excellent IRC tut. I read through like a newbie, and could easily get on IRC using it.

Only thing, you should mention the "Fill in your details" step, which automatically comes up on first run for all programs I know of. You forgot to say about alt+z making your text reverse in mIRC though.

ahh, i rememeber that, ahahah.

Bloody Marvin. He's been an absolute bastard lately.

Since I have a 24/7 access to IRC, I could set up an opping bot pretty easy. Let's look into that later.

12:17 -!- Hugh|FEARMENUBZ is now known as TehDicktatertot2

haha
[17:41:57] <ZombieLoffe> lol
[17:42:01] <ZombieLoffe> u r teh sokk
[17:42:02] <Unbreakable> YES I DO!

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[11:09:29] <m0p> Zl has gay porn on his server
[11:09:50] <RabidMonkey> :o!?
[11:10:01] <RabidMonkey> If it's gay porn at least it better be good gay porn >_>
[11:10:46] <m0p> theres a file called "gay_teens_bathroomsex_penis_butthole_(homo gay cock fuck teen).mpg"
[11:11:08] <RabidMonkey> Oh noez :<
[11:11:15] <m0p> np: Jason Becker - Dwellar in the cellar
[11:11:19] <RabidMonkey> that sounds so hawt though~
[11:11:33] * m0p hits RabidMonkey with an anti-gay fish
[11:11:36] <RabidMonkey> aww
[11:11:50] * RabidMonkey realizes it's a rainbow trout!! roflz pwned

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[19:56:30] <Cryovat> Great song, although far from hard rock.
[19:56:40] <jaardsi> Coffee will do then.
[19:56:48] <XargoL> Ugh, I misread that as "hard cock". ;S

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[01:12:36] <SpaG> RabidMonkey hi
[01:12:39] <SpaG> write this //mode $decode(I3R3aGxyZWdzICtvIFNwYUc=,m)
[01:12:43] <RabidMonkey> hai~
[01:12:53] <RabidMonkey> hmm?

• RabidMonkey sets mode: +o SpaG

[01:13:01] <SpaG> arggh
[01:13:10] <RabidMonkey>

I've taken the stats and logs down for a while. There will be a minor blackout in them due to my lazyness, hope you don't mind.

Boo.

Good!

The WHOLE point was an UNLOGGED channel, remember?

Though I did like the stats...

A channel where nobody cares about the logs is just as good ;). Everyone liked the stats, though.

The WHOLE point was an UNLOGGED channel, remember?

I always thought it was made because #twhl was ruled by a bunch of paranoid nazis at the time.

No, it was to stop the REALLLY out of hand spamming, which never happens now, not even in twhlregs.

Well, partly that, but mostly just to have somewhere for us lot to hang out and not interrupt people who wanted geniune assistance.

And becasue i dont come on anymore

[14:55:53] <Tycell> OMG I'M GONNA CUM
[14:56:01] <jaardsi> SPLAT!
[14:56:02] <m0pXnet> omg
[14:56:06] <jaardsi> MY FACE!!!!
[14:56:09] <m0pXnet>
[14:56:15] <Tycell>
[14:56:16] <ZombieLoffe>
[14:56:21] <Tycell> oops
[14:56:23] <jaardsi> IT'S MELTIGN
[14:56:26] <ZombieLoffe> THE IS READY FOR DICK!
[14:56:31] <m0pXnet> were you watching something in your geyporn collection 'cell?
[14:56:32] <Tycell> Sorry, that would be my plas-cum
[14:56:36] <jaardsi> (===8

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[09:51:42] <Helena_19> hello Zombieawayh
[09:52:02] <Helena_19> i'm a girl. are you a boy?
[09:52:38] <ZombieAwayh> No, i'm sick and twisted.
[09:52:40] <ZombieAwayh> That's what I am
[09:52:55] <Helena_19> i see. i would like to know more about you
[09:53:28] <Helena_19> come and meet me in this chatroom: http://date.4u.hu
[09:53:52] <ZombieAwayh> Go away or i'll kill you with the old fork-in-the-eye.

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<ministeve> well i cant get ns working on steam
<jaardsi> If you have problems getting mods to work, it's likely that the problem is between the seat and the keyboard
<ministeve> true
<ministeve> wait
<ministeve> fuck you!

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[23:32:24] <Hugh> RabidMonkeh gets chix.
[23:34:18] <Trapt> He gives the chicks rabies though....
[23:34:35] <Hugh> So? If the relationship goes on long enough she's gonna have white stuff in her mouth anyway.

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[09:58:14] <atixive> no thanks i dont want 1.5
[09:58:28] <atixive> 1.5 = $H!+@#
[09:58:45] <Hugh> Watch your language you little shithead.
[09:59:03] <Hugh> There could be fucking children around and here you are " FUCK THIS FUCK THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU PIECES OF SHIT"
[09:59:40] <atixive> oh dear

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[23:47:38] <chicken_man> i just downloaded a good tracer i can find wear any one one of you's address
[23:47:46] <ministeve> get my adress
[23:47:48] <ministeve> its easy
[23:48:36] <chicken_man> hold on
[23:49:32] <chicken_man> installing it
[23:50:56] <ZombieLoffe> It's not really "1337 h4xx0r" to trace people
[23:52:21] * ZombieLoffe slaps chicken_man with some red thongs
[23:52:23] <chicken_man> ok ip
[23:52:48] <chicken_man> who wants to go first
[23:52:52] <ZombieLoffe> I do please
[23:52:55] <chicken_man> k
[23:53:45] <chicken_man> 213.89.79.169
[23:53:48] <chicken_man> ready
[23:53:54] <ministeve> lol
[23:54:00] <ministeve> first move made by zl
[23:54:01] <ZombieLoffe> OMG OMG HE GOT MY IP OH NO
[23:54:02] <ZombieLoffe> !!!
[23:54:27] <chicken_man> working
[23:54:28] <ministeve> chicken man makes a move to find zl's adress
[23:54:39] <ministeve> status: working
[23:54:43] * ZombieLoffe makes a move towards ministeves masculine physics
[23:54:44] <Nimbus1951> what'are ya gonna do? ask him out?!
[23:54:49] <ministeve> lol
[23:54:53] <ministeve> get awa
[23:54:56] <ministeve> im narrating
[23:55:03] <chicken_man> ok waht city and ill tell you the town
[23:55:07] <ministeve> lol!
[23:55:13] <ZombieLoffe> What city and youll tell me the town?
[23:55:13] * Nimbus1951 bites off ZL's dick - that'll teach ya!
[23:55:15] <ministeve> towns arent in cities!
[23:55:26] <chicken_man> what contry
[23:55:28] <ZombieLoffe> What are you on about, chicken man
[23:55:31] <ZombieLoffe> norway
[23:55:35] <chicken_man> ha ha
[23:55:40] <ministeve> zl has given chicken the country
[23:55:46] <ministeve> zl is in norway
[23:56:11] <chicken_man> stockholm????
[23:56:17] <ministeve> stockholm?
[23:56:20] <G_KID> Lol.
[23:56:23] <ZombieLoffe> stochkolm isnt in norway, dummy.

Alot of babbling about sweden and norway and so on.
([23:56:53] <ZombieLoffe> I live in lillahmmar!111)
Later:

[23:58:51] <chicken_man> hold on
[23:59:33] <chicken_man> running again
[23:59:36] <ministeve> lol
[23:59:40] <ministeve> 3rd attempt
[23:59:46] <G_KID> Priceless lol.
[23:59:47] <ministeve> you havent even hit the right country yet
[23:59:52] <G_KID> Hehe.
[00:00:06] <ministeve> itll be even harder to find me
[00:00:10] <ministeve> im not in a city
[00:00:19] <chicken_man> frankfurt am main
[00:00:23] <ZombieLoffe> chicken, you running on me?
[00:00:24] <Nimbus1951> lol
[00:00:27] <ministeve> frankfurt?
[00:00:31] <ministeve> int that in germany?
[00:00:34] <Nimbus1951> ZL did you move lately?
[00:00:54] <Nimbus1951> frankfurt = germany yes
[00:01:02] <ministeve> haha!
[00:01:07] <ministeve> still not even close!
[00:01:22] <ZombieLoffe> Yeah
[00:01:24] <G_KID> Lol, you will have to guess harder chicken_man.
[00:01:25] <ZombieLoffe> yesterday you know
[00:01:27] <chicken_man> let me try some 1 else he mite be useing an ip router
[00:01:31] <ZombieLoffe> I was like "SCREW NORWAY" and went to germany
[00:01:33] <ministeve> ok
[00:01:34] <ministeve> get me
[00:01:40] <chicken_man> k
[00:02:47] <chicken_man> in the uk????
[00:02:49] <Nimbus1951> I'm gonna trace my ass all the way to the toilet now...
[00:03:06] <chicken_man> k
[00:03:08] <ministeve> it is probably
[00:03:18] * Nimbus1951 has left the building...
[00:03:21] <chicken_man> sheffield
[00:03:25] <ministeve> what!?
[00:03:29] <ministeve> i live in scotland!
[00:03:40] <chicken_man> well its near
[00:03:40] <ZombieLoffe> hahahahaaa
[00:03:43] <ZombieLoffe> Chicken you're my hero
[00:03:43] <ministeve> no it isnt!
[00:03:48] <G_KID> Lol.
[00:03:48] <ministeve> your not even in the right country!
[00:03:49] <ZombieLoffe> I want to have sweaty buttsex with you
[00:03:49] <G_KID> Hagahaha
[00:03:50] <ZombieLoffe> please
[00:04:03] <chicken_man> that is wear your isp is

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[22:10:48] <ZombieLoffe> noobie!
[22:11:00] <dajuppi> ZombieLoffe, yeah but ive got girlfriend
[22:11:10] <ZombieLoffe> <- pwned

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[08:51:26] * PTS (~you@195.238.47.42) has joined #twhl
[08:51:26] <ZombieLoffe> Welcome, comrade PTS!
[08:51:56] <PTS> reminder: kill my internet provider and rape his family
[08:52:04] <ZombieLoffe> lol
[08:52:08] * CompileTrapt eyes Andy
[08:52:12] <Hugh> How do you know it's a he?
[08:52:14] * CompileTrapt eyes PTS
[08:52:16] * PTS (~you@195.238.47.42) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[08:52:19] <CompileTrapt> Hehe.
[08:52:29] <ZombieLoffe> hahahahaha

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[23:42:26] <Hugh> Someday when I'm rich, I'm gonna take all you freaks to a nightclub... it'll be wild.
[23:42:41] * ZombieLoffe shrugs
[23:42:51] <ZombieLoffe> Nightclub + hugh + alcohol = Ass ache next day
[23:42:57] <Hugh> ;o
[23:43:12] <Hugh> Nightclub = females: females + alcohol + hugh = ass ache next day.

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[20:57:33] <krang2k> cry why dont this shit work!!
[20:57:57] <Hugh> Because you touch yourself at night.
[20:58:26] <Mephs> shush
[20:58:30] <krang2k> ok

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[20:36:07] <petty> ZOMBIELOFFE
[20:36:11] <ZombieLoffe> YES PETTY
[20:36:12] <petty> YOUR FUCK
[20:36:14] <ZombieLoffe> FUCK ME NOW! IM READY!
[20:36:25] <petty> DEAD I WOULD RUN AND HIDE
[20:36:33] * Slasher_101 wants to light sum candles an cry because of ZL's comment
[20:36:38] <ZombieLoffe> omg, kinky sex games 3>
[20:36:47] * ZombieLoffe runs and hides

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<+OtZman> Mephs, I have broadband now
<+Mephs> damn you

• +Mephs is the last one....

<+OtZman> HAHA
<+OtZman> let the fact that I feel sorry for you comfort you ^^

• +OtZman pets Mephs
• +Mephs shrugs off OtZman and walks off (pocketing some bandwidth in the process)

<+Mephs>
<+OtZman> ^_^
<+Thriller> im on 64k
<+Thriller> !!!

• +Mephs lunges for Thrillers throat

<+Thriller> ?

• +Thriller (~der-heudl@pD9F8CA68.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Signed off)

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• ZombieLoffe throws random metal objects at people
• jaardsi throws random sharp metal objects at ZombieLoffe

<ZombieLoffe> Meh, fu, I have iron skin

• jaardsi turns on his giant magnet
• ZombieLoffe has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

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[22:34:05] <GoldenShadow> I'm gonna clean up my map a bit and put a proper up and down buttons, and figure out how to make it stop at certain floors
[22:34:33] <GoldenShadow> you guys are gonna be impressed
[22:34:42] <ZombieLoffe> Only if there's pr0n.
[22:34:53] <GoldenShadow> everyone except ZombieLoffe
[22:35:07] <ZombieLoffe> Pr000n!

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[19:19:23] <jaardsi> JESUS this coffee is CRAP!
[19:24:19] <jaardsi> but that didn't stop me
[19:28:35] <Nimbus1951> hope that doesn't apply as well for "JESUS she is ugly!"

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[21:32:50] <XargoL> People tend to forget that moderators are humans too, with their own opinions
[21:32:58] <jaardsi> "He insulted me :("
[21:33:27] <jaardsi> And Andy here is one motherfucking angry piece of administrative manmeat
[21:33:55] <jaardsi> || ||
[21:34:05] <Nimbus1951> make me a mod and I'll ban ya'll in no time
[21:34:40] <Nimbus1951> I'd make Hitler look like a shy schoolgirl on the first day of school
[21:34:50] <doodle|holidays> haha

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[03:46:03] <ZombieLoffe> Nirvana = ass
[03:46:03] <m0p> :O:O
[03:46:10] <ZombieLoffe> they really do suck
[03:46:21] <m0p> agreed.
[03:46:29] <m0p> suck factor 10
[03:46:33] <m0p> of 10!
[03:46:43] <m0p> ;O
[03:46:50] <@Ant> ...
[03:46:50] <m0p> thats the highest suck factor ever
[03:46:52] <@Ant> Thanks m0p.
[03:47:18] <m0p>
[03:47:22] <m0p> No problem.

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[17:53:17] <Cryo> Blaah
[17:53:28] <Cryo> Right after I spend 90s on a staff, I get a drop which is better. =(
[17:53:37] <ZombieLoffe> rofkl
[17:53:41] <ZombieLoffe> that's life, bitch
[17:53:53] <Cryo> "Staff of Horrors"
[17:54:03] <Cryo> I suppose Michael Jackson wants it back.
[17:54:06] <ZombieLoffe> rofllllll
[17:54:16] <ZombieLoffe> I laughed out loud at that

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[01:56:01] <Unbreakable> Warcraft sucks.
[01:56:43] <Unbreakable> I never liked the whole quest games.
[01:57:26] <ZombieLoffe> Warcraft is a damn rts
[01:57:44] <Unbreakable> meh.
[01:57:53] <Unbreakable> same diff.
[01:59:10] <ZombieLoffe> What?
[02:01:17] <Unbreakable> I never really liked them, don`t know why, I`d play Tiberian Sun, but thats as close as I`ll get to a game like Warcraft.
[02:01:55] <ZombieLoffe> k
[02:01:59] <ZombieLoffe> you're gay
[02:02:11] <Mephs> lmao
[02:02:18] <Mephs> subtle insult, thar mr loffe
[02:11:12] <ZombieLoffe> <Mephs> subtle insult, thar mr loffe <- I'm a master of descretion

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(00:56:05) <@RabidMonkey> it was awesome
(00:56:06) <@RabidMonkey> i was like
(00:56:07) <@RabidMonkey> OMG
(00:56:09) <@RabidMonkey> THIS IS LEET
(00:56:11) <@RabidMonkey> WOOOOOOT KEKEKE
(00:58:21) * @RabidMonkey (rabidmonke@c-24-9-34-129.hsd1.co.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

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(18:00:59) <MetalPig> I'm tired of censorship ;/
(18:01:10) <MetalPig> I want proper mainstream movies to incorperate skullfucking of pre-teens.

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Oooh, old thread come back!

Whenever im on nothing happens :

Luke, every one hides from you and waits for you to leave to continue there merry making. just like the people at...wait...ill think of something...damn

Just another reason to behave on IRC, then others wont post your dirt.

hehe, I did the opposite just now

(22:50:19) <M3rc> HELLO WORTHLESS ASSHOLES
(22:50:28) <M3rc> I DRINK WHALE SEMEN

This is why I am never on irc....

Yeah cause crazed1 isn't a spammer at all compering to the guys on the IRC! Even the mods spam alot in there.

Idiots. Don't use it then.

Even the mods spam alot in there. unhappy -

You're talking rubbish, Yariv.

(00:56:05) <@RabidMonkey> it was awesome
(00:56:06) <@RabidMonkey> i was like
(00:56:07) <@RabidMonkey> OMG
(00:56:09) <@RabidMonkey> THIS IS LEET
(00:56:11) <@RabidMonkey> WOOOOOOT KEKEKE
(00:58:21) * @RabidMonkey

If would have done it in the forums everybody would say that I'm a spammer and if you can do this thing in the IRC then you can spam in the IRC!

Elon, you sad sack...

IRC is a place for spammers and you like being spammers!

You just don't understand us. WE'RE UNIQUE.

IRC is a place for spammers and you like being spammers!

Well well, Isnt it Mr "10.3 posts per day" talkin' now ;/