Story 2 Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by Neo-TheOne Neo-TheOne

Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by Neo-TheOne Neo-TheOne

Posted 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC Post #92966
Like Story but another one.
"The Anomaly, do we proceed? Yes, he is still...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:42:52 UTC Post #92976
passed out from all of the spray cheese. Lets pull down his pants and...
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-23 21:02:27 UTC Post #92995
spray some of the aforementioned cheese in..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-23 21:29:23 UTC Post #92999
and take loads of pictures to
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-23 22:33:00 UTC Post #93008
sell to a random guy which, by the way, you never met that lives in Germany by eBay. Then, the German guy decides to scan it and edit it using Photoshop and adds...

(What? Isn't it more funny when it's random?)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 03:59:28 UTC Post #93050
a picture of Hitler wearing a miniskirt
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 04:42:44 UTC Post #93051
while emerging from a large, circular
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 05:12:02 UTC Post #93052
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 06:10:10 UTC Post #93055
Suddenly
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 06:53:49 UTC Post #93056
Weebl and Bob
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 06:54:30 UTC Post #93058
decide to set fire to some jam, this results in
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 06:55:03 UTC Post #93059
a gigantic explosion
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 06:59:01 UTC Post #93060
and a hammer which crushed weeble's
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 06:59:31 UTC Post #93061
...testicles. Meanwhile in the Cheese experimentation labs...
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:00:07 UTC Post #93062
the mushrooms were revoulting (hmm.... double meaning)....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:00:39 UTC Post #93063
and they tasted like
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:01:12 UTC Post #93064
...Yes, not only did they taste bad but they were on strike...
(ha got both of your meanings cleared)
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:04:19 UTC Post #93065
:S argh confused, from urb then....

...the boss decided to deal with the strike he would hit them with a...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:08:56 UTC Post #93066
50 megaton thermonuclear warhead
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:15:39 UTC Post #93067
resulting in a mushroom paste...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:18:32 UTC Post #93068
which was then put in Gordon's sandwiches because he teleported in out of nowhere.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:19:00 UTC Post #93069
hos crowbar did a little dance and
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:23:56 UTC Post #93071
made a little love, and got down tonight... Sorry ...

Urb commits suicide
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:24:47 UTC Post #93072
The next day the yoghurt formerly known as jim...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:26:38 UTC Post #93074
Urb jumps back to life

...went to jim's gym...
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:27:32 UTC Post #93075
the home of jimny criket, where yellow strawberries were
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:33:18 UTC Post #93078
having a massive orgy with brown bananas
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:39:12 UTC Post #93079
and fish paste
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 07:39:51 UTC Post #93080
that came from nuking the sea!!! all seahorses however emigrated to france to get a job as strippers in the
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 08:03:45 UTC Post #93081
land of Soviet Russia.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 09:02:28 UTC Post #93083
apparently the russian job centre is in france???
apparently you go to a job centre to be a stripper???

ok??

the israli goat then sat on
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 09:12:55 UTC Post #93088
a suspious looking carrot, which then said
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 10:37:40 UTC Post #93095
that he was once a Soviet stripper, but Dr Breen had molested him and turned him into a carrot because
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 10:41:00 UTC Post #93098
he planned to take over the world
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 11:23:41 UTC Post #93114
using his round, hairy, recently enlarged
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 11:25:37 UTC Post #93115
penis
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 12:11:28 UTC Post #93117
machine
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 12:17:51 UTC Post #93119
he proclaimed war against
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 12:26:26 UTC Post #93120
his brain
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 12:58:11 UTC Post #93123
whilst watching an episode of 'Minder'
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 13:44:57 UTC Post #93125
but out of nowhere, the adverts game on so he went to spain to find some jelly to put in his...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 14:07:28 UTC Post #93136
boxer shorts, as he liked the feeling of
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 15:12:32 UTC Post #93145
slime. And then, just as he approached the kitchen table
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 15:15:28 UTC Post #93148
it on his
round, hairy, recently enlarged
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 15:19:37 UTC Post #93151
very larger kitchen table.

Meanwhile back in Australia, the nucleear winter was...
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 15:29:05 UTC Post #93152
very warm and
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 15:30:59 UTC Post #93153
the kangaroos had mutated into hairy ill tempered
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:05:27 UTC Post #93168
iguanas. Trapt and Ant were the only Australians left and it was up to them to repopulate the continent
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:08:24 UTC Post #93173
or else the human race would be in danger and hte combine would tak over. WAIT TRAPT AND ANT CANT REPRODUCE BECAUSE THEY ARE...

:P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:10:02 UTC Post #93176
both women, so they went to the local ann summers and bought..
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