Slogans Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:37:22 UTC by Luke Luke

Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:37:22 UTC by Luke Luke

Posted 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:37:22 UTC Post #92972
Post funny slogans here for companys or products.

Ill start us off. This if for any candy bar with nuts (i used Pay Day) (candy bar):

[i]Pay Day: Nuts in yo' mouf![/i]
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 13:50:22 UTC Post #93130
Ceramic tile warehouse (a local shop that does ceramic floor tiles): where inspiration comes in boxes!

thats a real slogan.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:13:16 UTC Post #93179
A maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:18:34 UTC Post #93182
This isn't mine or a real one. I heard it on the Radio in GTA Vice city and it tickled me slightly.

The Xploder Hunting knife: "This knife killed 20,000 people in Cambodia. Now, you can too!
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:29:09 UTC Post #93243
Sounds fun!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:32:02 UTC Post #93252
:lol:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:40:21 UTC Post #93272
Your already married! to AMERICA
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:49:51 UTC Post #93281
enough of the corny GTA quotes.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 18:59:26 UTC Post #93327
Curl Up and Dye

(on a hairdresser's)

:lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 19:23:33 UTC Post #93343
The condom with the hole

Polo after deciding to manufacture condoms instead of mints. However, they proved to be very unpopular...can't think why.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 03:45:48 UTC Post #93379
I dont know any goodie slogans.. I just know good oneliners (ARNOLD SWWEWEWEWASDASNegger)
"Let off some steam bennet"
"You're luggage"
"I be back"
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 07:48:47 UTC Post #93418
"Listen to me very carefully."

"Only knives, and stabbing weapons."
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 08:36:37 UTC Post #93442
A family was starving and he asked a friend to catch a fish for them...

He caught a fish but it only fed him for one day...

He taughht the guy how to fish and he fed thousands!
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 09:47:55 UTC Post #93465
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 10:06:51 UTC Post #93466
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 15:22:36 UTC Post #93538
These arent slogans, those are sayings.

I want company slogans!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 16:33:43 UTC Post #93574
Nice picture, Jahzel.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:06:37 UTC Post #93904
(covertly taking the piss out of habboi ;) )
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