Story 2
Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:18:23 UTC
Post #93181
small red boots with enlarged fools
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:23:42 UTC
Post #93185
and a heel in the shape of a
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:24:46 UTC
Post #93186
mouse potato. but something was wrong in australia. TWHL was still being updated, but atom was dead, wasn't he? WASN'T HE!?
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:38:40 UTC
Post #93198
No! He was alive and well and was busy munching on...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:45:12 UTC
Post #93200
the remains of ministeve, for asuming that ATOM was mortal
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:46:28 UTC
Post #93201
, the powers of scotland inside ministeves rotting corpse would give him immortality!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:48:44 UTC
Post #93202
He would also receive the powers of gayness and
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:10:22 UTC
Post #93208
potato chips
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:13:44 UTC
Post #93209
suddenly, with a bright flash, habboi appeared and spake unto atom "is that ministeve your eating cos i heard if oyu eat him you get really gay! can i have some?"
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:24:11 UTC
Post #93224
But then, atom farted on the corpse of Ministeve and he exploded.
The explosion went for miles until it hit the city of...
The explosion went for miles until it hit the city of...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:26:16 UTC
Post #93235
But atom just replied with a cold kick, square in habbois nuts. Habboi never had children, and later died of severe hickups.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:27:28 UTC
Post #93238
Anyway, it hit the city of Bethlehem.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:28:11 UTC
Post #93241
Which blew off all of the girls clothing!
IEMC went a raped several of them.
IEMC went a raped several of them.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:29:15 UTC
Post #93245
, killing three wise men on the way
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:31:36 UTC
Post #93251
With a trusty yet rusty crowbar
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:32:11 UTC
Post #93254
to his porno studio
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:32:41 UTC
Post #93256
, IEMC made some raping pornos.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:34:12 UTC
Post #93259
Zombieloff saw those pornos and died because he was gay and only liked gay men.. so
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:35:25 UTC
Post #93265
Habboi took those tapes and watched them. He didnt die.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:37:32 UTC
Post #93270
but his dog died because it was a gay too
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:39:38 UTC
Post #93271
and habboi licked that dogs asshole until it went red... whereas
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:43:22 UTC
Post #93276
but it wasn't enough for habboi so he masturbated about 13 hours and then
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:48:47 UTC
Post #93279
watched his dad take a shower. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:49:40 UTC
Post #93280
He found out that his dad was a woman and fucked her up good...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:50:23 UTC
Post #93282
until he found out she was a man.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:52:16 UTC
Post #93286
He screamed like a girl 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK' and fainted. He fell on the man's d....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:53:09 UTC
Post #93288
irty floor. Whcih was only dirty because of habboi masturbating his...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:54:22 UTC
Post #93290
... while eating tomatos
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:55:18 UTC
Post #93292
and acorns. Habboi thinks acorns are good for you. Then one of the acorns had a....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 18:08:29 UTC
Post #93298
nut... in it and he later discovered a squirall...:/
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 18:21:07 UTC
Post #93312
Yay, squirrel!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 18:52:48 UTC
Post #93320
Several TWHL members formed a suicide cult worshipping the squirrel
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 18:54:51 UTC
Post #93321
And this resulted in thousands of
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 19:00:17 UTC
Post #93332
robots capturing unweary humans too busy listening to hypnotic robot bleep tunes, Drum&bass, and Citroen Adverts.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 19:09:24 UTC
Post #93334
Meanwhile, Ant and Trapt had sucessfully managed to repopulate Australia, how they did shall forever remain a mystery...or shall it...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 19:11:52 UTC
Post #93336
let's just say it wasn't without the help of a
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 19:19:30 UTC
Post #93341
very attractive little squirrel, who liked to
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 19:22:16 UTC
Post #93342
Eat g-strings and any other lingerie he/she/it could find while....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 20:02:25 UTC
Post #93352
..a bucket to put in..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 22:31:41 UTC
Post #93360
...doesnt actually make sense as far as continuity from the previous post is concerned. Obviously suffering squirrel tourette syndrom (STS) and an irrational fear of anal seepage it sought help from...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 23:29:06 UTC
Post #93362
A doctor. Unfortunately, the only doctor on call happened to be...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 01:15:59 UTC
Post #93374
...Dr. Glrae (made by the first random letters I type on the keyboard 
). And unfortunately again, the assistant was sick and wasn't there. Dr. Glrae can only help when his assistant is there, so he decided to...
). And unfortunately again, the assistant was sick and wasn't there. Dr. Glrae can only help when his assistant is there, so he decided to...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 01:42:25 UTC
Post #93375
Take a large axe and a combination of rotary tools and...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 04:01:28 UTC
Post #93384
the squirrel fleed in terror and went to Dr. Seuss instead, who
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 04:02:41 UTC
Post #93385
to chop his penis off
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 04:28:23 UTC
Post #93390
Bad timing 
Continuing on from the Dr. Seuss one, since the alternative sounds painful...
prescribed a week's worth of rest and a medication called...
Continuing on from the Dr. Seuss one, since the alternative sounds painful...
prescribed a week's worth of rest and a medication called...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 06:35:00 UTC
Post #93401
Rohypnol (tm)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 06:36:30 UTC
Post #93402
washed down with absynth and petroleum, then, wanting a "laff" decided to light his...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 06:37:44 UTC
Post #93404
Ear, which had been mysteriously coated in flamable peanut butter. 
He then...
He then...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 06:39:00 UTC
Post #93405
nibbled on the chard remains of his auditory canal, resulting in the rare occurence of green monkey syndrome, this disease causes
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