Story 2
Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 06:40:04 UTC
Post #93406
...SariBous to turn purple...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 06:41:34 UTC
Post #93407
and go insane, killing people using only his trusty emoticon coated hosepipe, the flexible green smilie tubing wrapping around...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 07:37:46 UTC
Post #93414
....his friend Dominic, who also munches carpet. And then all of a sudden, his...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 08:25:39 UTC
Post #93431
cat bob started to
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 08:27:21 UTC
Post #93432
eat marmazette brains with
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 08:30:33 UTC
Post #93435
a spoon, a large spoon made of cheese,
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 08:32:24 UTC
Post #93438
,and ate Jahzels face which resulted in
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 09:44:21 UTC
Post #93461
a huge tsunami as well as a
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 11:00:23 UTC
Post #93468
tornado which ripped out
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 11:10:08 UTC
Post #93471
entire moon, leaving just a
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 11:38:38 UTC
Post #93475
messy clump of blue jam. And then
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 11:55:27 UTC
Post #93477
a talking monkey named Alex came along and said with a deep mighty voice:
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 12:09:46 UTC
Post #93479
all your base are belong to us
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 12:10:28 UTC
Post #93480
, for great justice, take off every zig!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 12:30:53 UTC
Post #93484
And then
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 12:35:14 UTC
Post #93485
habboi reached out to grab his
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 12:44:45 UTC
Post #93487
submolecular de-arranger
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 12:56:32 UTC
Post #93489
when all of a sudden, his face fell off and landed on a mushroom flange.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 13:01:47 UTC
Post #93492
What was once habboi was now a flesh-eating insect from the planet Carathathathathathathathathathathathathatha-gneek! The remains of his face melted into a blue froth, and
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 13:38:34 UTC
Post #93500
he bought a hamster on eBay, but it was faulty so he sent it back to..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 13:48:15 UTC
Post #93508
the great opening in the sky. there, a small turnip farmer rsided, with nothing to keep him company but a...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 13:51:47 UTC
Post #93511
monster called Vassy, who had a horrible face, a huge cock and...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 13:53:12 UTC
Post #93512
a 'How To Cook Like Gordon Ramsey' book signed by none other than Gordon Ramsey himself.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 15:16:22 UTC
Post #93531
Suddenely, IEMC porn tape started killing people. This reminded people of the movie The Ring. The tape killed so many people that...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 15:58:32 UTC
Post #93551
..there was only one man and one woman on the earth...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 16:02:24 UTC
Post #93552
so in order to ensure the survival of the human species, they had to..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 16:28:40 UTC
Post #93568
cut their legs off and artifically animate them. Thankfully, they pulled it off with help from a
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 16:34:23 UTC
Post #93576
retarded chicken called
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 16:38:34 UTC
Post #93580
Maxwell Chix.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 17:09:24 UTC
Post #93584
who had a terrible dream last night cause
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 17:12:20 UTC
Post #93585
he ate too much processed, pre-war cheese.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 17:51:18 UTC
Post #93600
THe dream was about ministeve hold his extremely small d....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 18:08:50 UTC
Post #93613
doorknob
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 18:14:53 UTC
Post #93617
in his massive hairy hand - hairy, hairy indeed!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 18:39:34 UTC
Post #93626
His hand then exploded for no apperent reason!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 20:15:54 UTC
Post #93648
but suddenly, from the hole his old hand left, grew 2 new hands! ZOMG! HYDRA WRISTS!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 06:33:20 UTC
Post #93703
Then Hercules came and cut them off, and got his comrade to stab the sullied hands with a burning poker, which stopped them regrowing!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 10:21:10 UTC
Post #93724
The hands then exploded again for no apparent reason!
Banana karate explosion!
Banana karate explosion!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 11:38:26 UTC
Post #93749
The banana exploded when the moneky held it and
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 12:16:19 UTC
Post #93760
his arm blew clean off!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 15:14:54 UTC
Post #93770
Then he grew a new one.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 16:56:53 UTC
Post #93776
All of a sudden, the people of TWHL, who miraculously got re-animated into there exact shapes (only a bit smaller) from the dismembered legs, decided to go for a barbeque at a local Shoe Horn department store where...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 16:58:54 UTC
Post #93777
a fluoresent light broke and got into the ribs. They thnn all died.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 17:00:18 UTC
Post #93778
After that, all of the dead bodies randomly decided to...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 17:00:59 UTC
Post #93780
get up and walk away.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 17:03:01 UTC
Post #93784
They stumbled upon the sleepy town of...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 17:04:07 UTC
Post #93786
Chinatown, the west side of New York.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 17:27:47 UTC
Post #93792
Where fourteen tribes of savage lemons waged a gigantic war
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 17:40:37 UTC
Post #93793
because one was wearing baggy jeans and the other one was wearing straight / non creased jeans!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 18:01:45 UTC
Post #93798
This came to the attention of America's politicians, who became involved in a fierce debate. The debate turned bloody after Bush and Kerry got in a fight over whether nuclear was pronounced "nu-clear" or "nuke-u-lar". The two fought to a bloody death, causing Ralph Nader to
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