Favourite quote!! Created 19 years ago2005-03-14 05:59:12 UTC by 96a2107

Whats you favourite quote basically, original or thiefed! its great too use them in a conversation...show whos the daddy

Mine:

"The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about"

so kiss my ass argumentative fools

Perhaps the problem is in between the monitor and the chair...and I'm not talking about the keyboard...X)

Gonna use that 1 plenty

#2

"Even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day"

Wow, never thought of that 96a2107 thats a good one.

However, my favorite is:
"I Hear, and I forget.
I see, and I remember.
I do, and i understand."

And my second one is:
"An intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction"

Muuuaahahahahaaaaa

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!" - Abe Simpson

haha, that one owns

"haha, that one owns :P" - saribou- oh wait...

only after the last fish has been caught,
after the last grain of rice has been picked,
after the last animal has been slaughtered,
will man realise that money cant be eaten

Of the subject a bit but cant be bothered to make a new thread...Can i change my username please!! mines gettin a bit annoying now. I need a normal name could ya fiddle the database please admins

Ha ha thats a good one :/

"Anyone who hates kids and dogs can't be all bad."
W.C. Fields

"Not my brain! It's my second favorite organ!"
Woody Allen

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific."
Lily Tomlin

"I'm very worried that the person who thought up muzak is thinking up something else."
Lily Tomlin

"It's my little imperfections that endear me to people."
Gilda De Ferrari

"Some people are trapped by their dinnerware and need to find ways to make it new and exciting."
Elizabeth Wood

"Give a man a fish and you feed his family for a day. Teach a man how to catch a fish and ... well ... you have a guy you can sell a baseball hat to."
Yoshi the Pig

"I used to be with 'it'. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems scary and weird. It'll happen to YOU!"
Abe Simpson

"...and I have turned my pals ___ and ___ [a married couple] on to your website. They think you are brilliant and feel badly that you are heterosexual."
my friend James

"The women would all hate me, and the men would just make nuisances of themselves."
my mother, a very beautiful woman, upon being asked why she didn't wear make-up or fix her hair.

"I was in Mensa for about a year. But I stopped paying the dues and they revoked 10 points of my IQ."
Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert and Author of God's Debris)

"The box said that I needed to have Windows 98 or better... so I installed Linux."
"CARUS M. (221556)" <221556@swansea.ac.uk>

"Sows are famous for the way they may at one moment maul you to protect an offspring and at the next maul that offspring to beat it to a kernel of corn."
Richard P Horwitz, in his book Hog Ties

"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?"
Seen on one of Chris Romaine's t-shirts

"If I have two cups of coffee I can thread the needle while the sewing machine's running."
Sam Blackburn

"I want to wear a nametag that says, 'Hello. My name is Richard. I seem to have forgotten yours.'"
Richard Withers, who forgets as much as I do

"If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put all men on the moon?"
I think this was in a greeting card. I'm not sure. Anybody know who said it?

"Do I look like a people person?"
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
included in an anonymous list of quotes sent me via email

"I'd eat what the pig was eating."
Response to the question of what you (a veg*n) would do if stranded on a desert island with only a pig (implied - to eat.) This is another one I can't track down. Any leads are appreciated!

"The only thing worse than having a board of directors is having your own sound system"
Dave Hosmer, who has steadfastly volunteered as the sound man at our pittsburgh community dances for as long as I can remember

"...All of which has led McConnell to speculate whimsically: "Why should we waste all the knowledge a distinguished professor has accumulated simply because he's reached retirement age?" Instead, [Michigan psychologist James] McConnell proposes, the students should eat the professor."
William Hedgepeth, in his book, The Hog Book

"Put the small child in the cot with the apple and the rabbit. If the child eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a car."
Harvey Diamond

"We are the living graves of murdered beasts"
From Living Graves by George Bernard Shaw

My favourite quotes

"Woah"

• Keanu Reeves

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic."

• Joseph Stalin

And of course alltime favourite:
"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

• Albert Einstein

Wicked quotes, i hope "it" never changes "it" at the moment is the best!! when im 60 "it" is gonna be cool retro

Its not world war 4, its 3.

And that is also my favorite.

It's Mister Einstein's birthday today. Happy 126th, mate.

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" ? "who will guard the guards?"

iemc, you're wrong.

wtf IEMC? ;D

IEMC doesn't get it, it means chow, that if theres another world war it will be like the stoneage again becasue we will all be dead and some organism will have to re-evolve to be us and repeat the cycle.

<ministeve> well i cant get ns working on steam
<jaardsi> If you have problems getting mods to work, it's likely that the problem is between the seat and the keyboard
<ministeve> true
<ministeve> wait
<ministeve> fuck you!

Gotta love it.

lol

I dont remeber it being world war 4. But what Garagantua said make me think thats right.

my favorite quote was said by a friend of mine:

"My endevor was fully successful, and you said I would fail, but I never told you what I consiedered a success either."

"Uhm" - Keanu Reeves

"eh.." - Keanu Reeves

"I...see..." - Keanu Reeves

"And you are?" - Keanu Reeves

"er?" - Keanu Reeves

"duuuuuh" - Keanu Reeves

"erm" - Keanu Reeves

"What the-?" - Keanu Reeves

"Snorfle" - Keanu Reeves

"I watch Paris Hilton porn" - Keanu Reeves

"You have to talk in German for a minute and a half? Christ! I'm glad i'm doing foundation. I only have to do it for 90 seconds."

-Secondry school friend talking about a Foundation level German Oral exam to a Student taking the Higher exam.

The most deadly form of insanity is the Obsessional Neuroses commonly called "religion." This aggressive and contagious mental health disorder has caused more death and suffering than any other communicable disease.

"When I play Breakout I want my balls to bounce under a logical angle."

• Some dude on this site...

yeah, i love that one too zombieloffe.

"give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life" - Terry Pratchett

"And as a fina touch, god created the Dutch"

"sorry about the dressing gown and all, but the universe has been playing silly buggers with my brain for the past five years" - Arthur dent / Douglas Addams"

"You have to talk in German for a minute and a half? Christ! I'm glad i'm doing foundation. I only have to do it for 90 seconds."

-Secondry school friend talking about a Foundation level German Oral exam to a Student taking the Higher exam.

I think he deserved to be there :|.

"And as a fina touch, god created the Dutch"

Heh. That rhymes.

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

One of my current favourites:

"i pitty da fool"

"Ein reich, ein volk, ein f?rher"

"One World. One Web. One Program." - Microsoft

One peice of crap. One moldy turd. One product made by us. - Microsoft (edited my IEMC)

mine:

"Obey teh cheese!" ~Some dude on this site

hey monkeychow, your famous ^_^

"I mean its absolutely outrageous! Here's this big man hauling a coca-cola vending machine into your house while singing some song in a different language... I swear i would've killed him... I of course walked over to help him up the stairs with it, but appart from that I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM."

• Neil (from the Dirk Gently Book 'The mystic teatime of the soul' by Douglas Adams)

"Hello dajuppi! This is your 1000th login. Teh Master!"

• TWHL

I like that :]

Congratulations.

You acctualy like that? I might just bring back my avatar.

"Windows itself has no bugs, all errors are caused by the user" -Bill Gates

Something like that anyway.

HAHA! LMAO! WHAT AN IDIOT!

My quote:
"That's all Folks..."
A toon

Or:
E=mc?
Albert Einstein

Thats not a quote.

I might just bring back my avatar.

Then I will be forced to kill you.... pulls out knife

HAHA! LMAO! WHAT AN IDIOT!

Mmm, Gates isnt that "bad".. He's not fully responsible of Windows.. He's just a stock owner(yes, and founder ;(). But yeah, he should admit that windows is very VERY buggy...
Hehe, Was it M$'s Security Chief who used Firefox?

I'll probably get strung up and killed for his but its for my buddy, Monkeychow...

Takes a deep breath

OBEH TEH CHEESE

wooteh

I win.

The only man who has seen the end of war is a dead man.

ANd when he goes to heaven,
to St. Peter he will tell:
One more soldier reporting sir,
Ive served my time in hell

SOme WWII veteran. I Love this one so much. ;o

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
Mmmmpie. Tavaritj.

I'm sorry...It's starting to hit me...like a, um, um... two ton heavy thing.

Queensryche lyrics - Teh beginning of Empire