Standing for "HALF LIFE: OFF ITS FUCKING HEAD!" This is going to be my ultra violent, off the wall insane, stress relief on the side project.
It will be short, disturbing and will take you on a journey into the twisted part of a mapper's brain. The part that takes over when you can't get your arches to line up properly or when you just can't get the lighting right in that room!
I do not have a release date because I will work on this on stressful days when I have no idea what to do for my serious projects.
Warning: This will be a Horror mod. It may not be suitable for anyone who is effected by disturbing scenes.
HL:OIFH
Created 16 years ago2007-05-04 20:03:30 UTC by
monster_urby
Created 16 years ago2007-05-04 20:03:30 UTC by
monster_urby
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-04 20:03:30 UTC
Post #221015
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-04 20:07:54 UTC
Post #221016
LOL WUT?
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-04 20:16:54 UTC
Post #221017
One word: AWESOME.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-04 20:38:32 UTC
Post #221018
Hack the gib amount to be 50 or something, and make every weapon fire retarded fast. Also add billions of explosions!!!
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-04 23:29:13 UTC
Post #221026
and custom grunt model replacements such as demonic monkeys or man-eating pies!
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 01:30:55 UTC
Post #221030
Gore-covered man eating vaginas would be WAY cooler. I'd definitely play that.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 02:41:09 UTC
Post #221031
The part that takes over when you can't get your arches to line upIn those circumstances, this little insect tells me to forget about arches and do something easier
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 11:46:54 UTC
Post #221059
I'm going to have to learn some coding. However I like all those ideas!
The main character is called Joe the Fuckin' Angry Fucker
The main character is called Joe the Fuckin' Angry Fucker
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 11:51:41 UTC
Post #221060
puts hand up for voice actor
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 12:26:54 UTC
Post #221063
Points at Hunter with finger: "You are now a voice actor!"
Meet Joe...
He's fuckin' angry!
Meet Joe...
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 12:37:55 UTC
Post #221065
and make every weapon fire retarded fastHaha, thats exactly what i did some time ago. I still have the dll.
Sounds fun, urb, you better finish it!
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 12:50:41 UTC
Post #221066
I'm pretty sure I'll finish this one just because I can't see it getting boring. Anyone who wishes to help out with anything (Anything at all. Be it 1 small texture or a giant penis monster*) just give me a shout.
*Already planned so no penis monsters please.
*Already planned so no penis monsters please.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 12:57:19 UTC
Post #221067
Joe looks like he has good fortune with the ladies
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 13:09:23 UTC
Post #221068
Lol Urb, i just noticed your avatar (it didn't load cuz i have 3 huge downloads running in the background)
Only Nod will prevail!
Anyway, if you want my dll (uber fast weapons), just ask.
Btw, there's this coding tutorial on VERC that tells you how to code Fatboy mode. Basically it allows you to make fat/thin monsters. It doesn't look very pretty, but it is funny.
Only Nod will prevail!
Anyway, if you want my dll (uber fast weapons), just ask.
Btw, there's this coding tutorial on VERC that tells you how to code Fatboy mode. Basically it allows you to make fat/thin monsters. It doesn't look very pretty, but it is funny.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 13:11:00 UTC
Post #221069
Indeed he does. 
I've never played the game but the symbol's are just cool and you'd already taken the Nod.
Only Nod will prevail!SCRIN FOR THE WIN! <--(Note how it rhymes so is therefore true.)
I've never played the game but the symbol's are just cool and you'd already taken the Nod.
Anyway, if you want my dll (uber fast weapons), just ask.Can I use your dll (uber fast weapons), please?
Basically it allows you to make fat/thin monstersI can do that with MDLViewer?
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 13:29:40 UTC
Post #221071
http://www.themightyatom.nl/stuff/hl.dll
Here's a screenshot:
I can do that with MDLViewer?Hmmm not really, it does it in a different way.
Here's a screenshot:
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 13:39:06 UTC
Post #221072
lolz
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 14:24:48 UTC
Post #221073
you need a random stick figure somewhere.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 14:52:52 UTC
Post #221074
If I knew what kind of environments you were making, I might make a texture or two when I'm bored.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 18:23:29 UTC
Post #221099
you need a random stick figure somewhere.Noted
If I knew what kind of environments you were making, I might make a texture or two when I'm bored.There is no specific environment really. Give me something and I'll find a way to use it. The hunter has designed a coridoor for me already and it is exactly the kind of thing I'm after in that it is...well...there isn't really a word for it. Its just pleh. Pleh in a good way.
I said the following to Hunter on MSN and then he went away and came back with a fantastic little coridoor.
"My current inspiration for this mod is coming purely from a picture I have in my head. A sausage rotating above a giant eyeball. Now, go map!"
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-05 19:43:13 UTC
Post #221104
Alright... I'm going to have to assume Hunter is a genius at interpreting vague, trippy, fragments of thought, because I really have no idea what to make of that. 
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-06 15:42:51 UTC
Post #221159
hands up for voice-acting
PS: If you want some mood setting ulta violent metal music fot this thing, Im your man
PS: If you want some mood setting ulta violent metal music fot this thing, Im your man
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-06 15:46:20 UTC
Post #221160
I can not allow some alien scum or a terrorist roam this forum.
Tiberium shall not fall into false hands! Kane ate Ion blast.
About the mod, It sounds interesting. Could be fun to play.
Tiberium shall not fall into false hands! Kane ate Ion blast.
About the mod, It sounds interesting. Could be fun to play.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-06 15:53:01 UTC
Post #221162
PEACE THROUGH POWER. PEACE THROUGH POWER.
FOR KANE!
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD!
FOR NOD!
crowd cheers
FOR KANE!
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD!
FOR NOD!
crowd cheers
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-06 16:29:32 UTC
Post #221166
Points at Tosse "Look, another voice actor...and...whats this? He comes baring gifts of violent death metal!"
Welcome.
Ok guys. I need one of you to do one line for a short trailer I'm making.
(Fairly serious voice)GUARD: "This area is restricted! Move along!"
Welcome.
Ok guys. I need one of you to do one line for a short trailer I'm making.
(Fairly serious voice)GUARD: "This area is restricted! Move along!"
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-06 17:24:33 UTC
Post #221180
So you want the metal?
I'll do the line, soon! but keep in mind, it'll be in a swedish accent! XD
I'll do the line, soon! but keep in mind, it'll be in a swedish accent! XD
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-06 17:40:35 UTC
Post #221183
No problem.
ATTENTION TWHL!
The time has come for you to contribute. The player character (Joe) WILL SPEAK in this mod. I now ask for your help in coming up with witty, disturbing or downright stupid one liners.
You're scene for this task if you will picture it now is this:
You are one man who has been sent to fight a wave of pure insanity on your own. Your tired, hungry, scared and of course, VERY FUCKING ANGRY! You have just killed something and you want to taunt their corpse. You stand over them and say...
...Over to you...
p.s. Feel free to direct them at one specific monster if you wish.
ATTENTION TWHL!
The time has come for you to contribute. The player character (Joe) WILL SPEAK in this mod. I now ask for your help in coming up with witty, disturbing or downright stupid one liners.
You're scene for this task if you will picture it now is this:
You are one man who has been sent to fight a wave of pure insanity on your own. Your tired, hungry, scared and of course, VERY FUCKING ANGRY! You have just killed something and you want to taunt their corpse. You stand over them and say...
...Over to you...
p.s. Feel free to direct them at one specific monster if you wish.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-07 08:36:31 UTC
Post #221219
"Lunch is served"
"No ticket."
"Oh god... no... it's.. dead... I. I killed it.... Nah just messing with ya. gg."
"My dad tought me about commies like you."
"No ticket."
"Oh god... no... it's.. dead... I. I killed it.... Nah just messing with ya. gg."
"My dad tought me about commies like you."
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-07 11:49:31 UTC
Post #221230
"YOU MAH BITCH...BITCH!
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-07 14:23:27 UTC
Post #221254
"If a got one dollar for every brain you don't have anymore, I'd have one dollar."
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-07 14:44:26 UTC
Post #221261
"Mmm.. all this killing really makes me want to go home and play a Half-Life mod created by a team of independant modders from a website with a 4 letter abbriviated title preferably to do with hostages and situations."
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-07 15:53:03 UTC
Post #221291
LMAO!
"They say video games encourage violence. You're lucky I don't play video games."
"They say video games encourage violence. You're lucky I don't play video games."
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-08 00:34:56 UTC
Post #221363
"I'm FUCKIN' ANGRY!"
Oh, and for bad guys you should have furries, animal rights activists, door-to-door salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, telemarketers, and other people nobody likes.
And there should be a pie in there somewhere.
Oh, and for bad guys you should have furries, animal rights activists, door-to-door salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, telemarketers, and other people nobody likes.
And there should be a pie in there somewhere.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-08 02:03:15 UTC
Post #221371
Pfft @ all the above quotes, killer quotes below:
"You seem unhappy. I like that."
"Newbie, stay. Stay. Bad newbie. That's a very bad newbie."
"Kick him in the crotch damnit, the crotch!"
"Good splotchy Dr. Splotchy."
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
"Oh, my God! I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited."
"Sweet dancing Jehovah! I've punctured my brain."
And if you don't recognise those you are not fit to live.
"You seem unhappy. I like that."
"Newbie, stay. Stay. Bad newbie. That's a very bad newbie."
"Kick him in the crotch damnit, the crotch!"
"Good splotchy Dr. Splotchy."
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
"Oh, my God! I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited."
"Sweet dancing Jehovah! I've punctured my brain."
And if you don't recognise those you are not fit to live.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-08 02:17:00 UTC
Post #221373
"Man, it smells like ass in here."
"All this killing makes me hungry. I think I'll have the Beefaroni."
"That monster's using hacks!"
"9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!"
"I heard you liked mudkips."
"All this killing makes me hungry. I think I'll have the Beefaroni."
"That monster's using hacks!"
"9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!"
"I heard you liked mudkips."
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-08 02:42:31 UTC
Post #221375
*herd *u *liek
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-08 03:55:02 UTC
Post #221381
"these shnozberries taste like shnozberries!"
i agree with the pie vote
i agree with the pie vote
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-08 06:45:52 UTC
Post #221382
And there should be a pie in there somewhere.
i agree with the pie voteme looks knowingly at Urbanebula. I knew it was a good idea.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-09 03:18:55 UTC
Post #221469
LMAO.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-09 17:06:35 UTC
Post #221520
Good news!
I have joined the team, so you can expect some good old disturbing ideas, fresh and sick, directly from my mind!
I have joined the team, so you can expect some good old disturbing ideas, fresh and sick, directly from my mind!
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-09 18:57:59 UTC
Post #221537
Will there be midgets eating rotten human intestines which carry plague?Probably now that Tosse is on the team. Believe me. I had some pretty twisted ideas in mind but this guy...well...he needs help.
Besides his music is disturbly catchy. A colleague of mine walked in the office at work while I was singing the lyrics to myself and they turned around and walked out.
"WELCOME ABOARD TOSSE!!"
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-10 18:41:38 UTC
Post #221610
Aww, you're making me blush! ^^
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-11 08:02:43 UTC
Post #221643
With Tosse now on the team this mod already has an awesome soundtrack.
Watch this space for the trailer soon.
Watch this space for the trailer soon.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-11 15:25:17 UTC
Post #221679
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-11 15:28:20 UTC
Post #221680
Lol lol.
Quite neat.
Quite neat.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-12 19:23:06 UTC
Post #221757
For those who don't wish to download the full sized and detailed trailer from my site its also YouTubed here.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-12 19:29:33 UTC
Post #221759
It's immense! cant wait for completion!
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-12 19:30:11 UTC
Post #221760
oh god wtf D:
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-12 20:28:06 UTC
Post #221762
oh god wtf D:Exactly.
Thats the reaction I was going for.
Posted 16 years ago2007-05-13 12:47:24 UTC
Post #221835
PROGRESS!
--------Music-----------------------
First ingame track is completed.
Second ingame track is almost ready to be recorded
-Remaning ingame tracks are currently being written!
The official soundtrack is recorded, a live version is released on Youtube.
--------Mapping--------------------
I've got a couple maps planned out so far.
(You'll get a little sneak peak of the idea by looking at the names)
1. Wicked clown world - Under construction.
2. Factory facility - Under construction.
3. Zombie land - Under construction.
4. Party kids - Under construction
You will NOT get to see any screenies or such of Party kids, it's going to be a surprise when you play the game.
--------Music-----------------------
First ingame track is completed.
Second ingame track is almost ready to be recorded
-Remaning ingame tracks are currently being written!
The official soundtrack is recorded, a live version is released on Youtube.
--------Mapping--------------------
I've got a couple maps planned out so far.
(You'll get a little sneak peak of the idea by looking at the names)
1. Wicked clown world - Under construction.
2. Factory facility - Under construction.
3. Zombie land - Under construction.
4. Party kids - Under construction
You will NOT get to see any screenies or such of Party kids, it's going to be a surprise when you play the game.
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