You've Been Mapping Too Much When... Created 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC by Blueblade Blueblade

Created 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC by Blueblade Blueblade

Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC Post #22001
  • You walk down a hall and wonder what brush shape they used to make the opening at the end. (I'm serious. I was thinking about a hall in Hammer terms before.)
  • You wonder if astronauts see the void when they fly through the sky and into space.
  • You make maps of places like your school.
  • Instead of taking a vacation, you just make a map of a tropical paradise and wear sunglasses and a hat while playing it.
  • You give entities the names of your friends and say you enjoy spending time with them, while they wonder what you're talking about.
  • When you see a scientist on TV, you amuse yourself with the idea of placing a barnacle above their head.
  • When you roll off of your bed and wake up, you complain about misplaced info_player_start entities.
  • You change a light bulb by giving it a new texture and light entity.
  • When you see a security guard, you ponder the idea of making them open a secret door for you with a scripted_sequence.
  • When you DO make them open a secret door for you.
  • You believe that in order to talk to a marine, you need to first set them to prisoners in their properties.
  • When you see a window, you decide to test whether it's set to be unbreakable or a func_wall.
  • You get in an elevator and wonder how long it'll take to reach the next path_corner.
  • When politicians are debating, you find that it would be much better to have their properties set to gag.
  • When you stumble and fall, you complain about shallow carving in the room.
Okay, you can add your own if you want. :D
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:34:33 UTC Post #22002
to be fair, im regurly thinking how something would look in hammerand what the w_poly would be, isnt that sick?

-your desperatly searching for a chek for poroblems button in your life

-you try to seel the door of the teachers room wiht a clip brush

-when you see a marine you dive behind a crate and search for your mp5

-when you need to exterminate bugs you pick a crowbar and wreck your half house.

-your try to get the bully out of your class with putting a snark in his coat

-when your in a train your surprised you cant change its new train speed when you pass a corner

when you see a governement guy on television you scream its a cover-up from aliens
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:34:54 UTC Post #22003
-When your watching The Lord of The Rings you think to yourself, "I could map that."
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:35:16 UTC Post #22004
When (like me!) you see a part in ANY film, and decide you want to map it, or want to create models like the characters.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:35:47 UTC Post #22005
- You make maps of places like your school.
Guilty

rofl, these are damn funny.

How about... wishing life had a console? I've done that before :)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:36:01 UTC Post #22006
-When politicians are debating, you find that it would be much better to have their properties set to gag. -

o im guilty :)

-Pondering How many brushes it would take to make an oak tree
Cpl.1nsane Cpl.1nsaneOld Lurker
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:36:21 UTC Post #22007
  • Working out how many brushes it would take to make an oak tree (2437)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:36:40 UTC Post #22008
-when you make a mistake and look for the undo button
-when you make a big mistake in life and try to look for the close & new button
-when you go to a large/open area and wonder what the r-speeds/fps are
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:37:06 UTC Post #22009
-When you renovate your house and start desperately to look for the 'Undo' button
  • When you start carrying a torch to light up places in your house where you forgot the 'light' entity
(OK the last one was pathetic)
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:37:28 UTC Post #22010
-when you attempt to fly through the walls of your house because you think you put the NOCLIP cheat on

-when you get arrested for smashing coke machines with a crowbar

-when you buy a new home and decide to 'dirty-it-up' instead of decorate it

-when you raise your lower arm in the air as you stand idle

-when you try to press the 'use' button on every friendly person you encounter

-when you start wondering whether you could climb through air ducts you see
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:37:48 UTC Post #22011
- when you start wondering whether you could climb through air ducts you see
gulp
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:38:04 UTC Post #22012
Now come on, how many times have you done that?
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:38:33 UTC Post #22013
-you start watching the cielings in case a barnacle suddeny bursts out and eats you
-you blame the sky for making you slower (r speeds)
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:39:06 UTC Post #22014
Now come on, how many times have you done that?
Whenever I see one (in a wall, not a ceiling)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:39:29 UTC Post #22015
  • When you start discussing mapping with your parents, who don't understand a word of it.
  • When you're at school, there are 3 working computers in the room, the other 2 are broken, you're on 1 browsing the HL forums, and other people are on the other 2, playing those crappy games at http://slimeathlete.com, http://slimesector.com and http://sfcave.com, and your friends keep bugging you about when you're going to come off, because they want to play the crappy games at the aforementioned sites, and think you're wasting their playing time. I know I'm guilty.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:40:02 UTC Post #22016
Heh, well I've managed to get Hammer a-runnin' at school now. Poor security :)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:40:38 UTC Post #22017
well, if i want i can hack the whole network at out scholl otgt to all the personol stuff form the teachers and so, its a big leaking the the network
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 13:51:37 UTC Post #22020
sometimes i wonder how many polygons i'm looking at, and then feel proud that i'm not getting any slow down whatsoever
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 15:16:36 UTC Post #22030
-when your a maitenance worker with a crowbar wondering if you can kill the security guard with it.

-seventh monkey: "when you wish life had a console."

-when you see a set of giant doors thinkig a garg is going to come out.

-when you hear a noise thinking it is an alien so you go for your pellet gun.

-when you want a new car so you make it on worldcraft and make it so you can drive it in a city.

-when you kill a security guard for his gun and/or ammo.
(i sweaar i didnt do it!)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 18:05:14 UTC Post #22060
-when you book a holiday to nevada (i think),load yourself up with pistols, machineguns rpg's grenades and shotguns and go walking in the desert
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 18:06:55 UTC Post #22062
it would be scary if you found the black mesa...
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 18:21:56 UTC Post #22067
lol
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 18:38:56 UTC Post #22068
even without mappin, i still always wanna go through all the air ducts i can see
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 18:54:01 UTC Post #22077
I got some for cs. (keep in mind that I have actually DONE all of these)
You know that you have been playing too much Counter Strike when:
-When you try to log on to you computer with username amx_slap
  • When you get mad because you REALLY think your username is amx_slap
-When you get mad at someone, you think about amx_slaying them.
-When you day-dream about addons for your server
-When you talk to your brother and make analogies about the conversation with references to cs.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-10 19:57:36 UTC Post #22082
Oh and I forgot these:
-When you see the word "assault" and you think of the level
-when you talk to a friend on instant messanger and press y before most of the things you say (or whatever it is that you have txt messages set to for Half Life)
-When you accidentally start putting in console commands in a computer written essay for school, then realize it right after your done.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 01:25:02 UTC Post #22097
"-When you see a gun on tv and recognize it and then start talking to people about how good and bad it is"

That's something I've done before. People actually think you're serious until you mention how well the particular weapon handles against headcrabs. LOL!

Here's another:
  • When you compile a new map, you stare at the screen, counting the seconds as you watch the process window intently when you know it's going to take more than a few minutes to finish. (I'm not sure why I do that.)
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 03:26:26 UTC Post #22101
doyou do that to??
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 11:02:02 UTC Post #22119
You know when you've been playing too much Counter-Strike when:
-When you start to watch 'World's Wildest Police Videos 5'

-When you bother to watch cheesy action films just to see if there might be a good CS map based on it.

-When you make a Bomb Defusal map based on the place you hate the most

-When you make a Hostage Rescue map based around the people you dislike

-When you cant be bothered to learn how to place pod-bot waypoints in your map properly because it's too much of an effort and wonder why your bots dont do anything - (I'm guilty of that! :) )
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 11:06:17 UTC Post #22121
-When you make a Bomb Defusal map based on the place you hate the most

-When you make a Hostage Rescue map based around the people you dislike
Heh. That was part of my school map.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 11:11:01 UTC Post #22124
Black Mesa is a real place, but I don't think there's a research facility there...it's just the name of the location.

-When someone in your form spills very strong acid on one of your friends during a chemistry lesson, and you feel sorry that the victim wasn't wearing an HEV suit...but he survived with a bandaged hand, and the knowledge that he's getting close to being able to sue the guy, since that person also injured another of my friends' heads (Again, by accident). True story.

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN USING SD MODELS TOO MUCH WHEN:

-You wonder why security guards with pistols don't have an M4A1 strapped to their back (Ambient.Impact's SD Barney has an M4 on his back, but he doesn't use it)

-You think all security guards should wear HEV suits (Like the barney in my av)

-Your glasses are so dirty that they appear to be opaque, and you look for a place to download the transparency dlls from (Not true, I don't wear glasses)

-You keep bugging everyone around you for a Barney with an Uzi, and they have no idea what you are on about (Half true, I've been bugging people on the HIT forums for that)

-You start getting people with low-def hl model avatars to get a new one with an SD model (Haven't done it yet...)

Anyway, back on topic:

-When your internet is even slower than normal, and you type in r_speeds 1 as an URL, to check the ipoly (Internet poly)

-When you see a guy with a crowbar, and compare it to the HL one (Guilty)

-When you're playing 007: Everything or Nothing, and grab a terrorist's crowbar to recreate HL (Guilty for a few seconds, I then got shot dead 'cos I had to run to the guy who was shooting)

YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING BLUE-SHIFT TOO MUCH WHEN:

-You can't read your email because your internet is malfunctioning, and you then say "I can't access my files, I can't answer my mail. I haven't even been able to get into my office!"

-When you're watching Black Books, series 3, episode 1, and compare the evil guy who runs Goliath Books to Dr. Rosenberg (He looks very similar! And I'm guilty, obviously)
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 11:31:06 UTC Post #22130
You know when you've been playing half-life too much when you are still playing it even after several years! Man it's a long time! :nuts:
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 12:38:29 UTC Post #22132
-When you start answering threads like this

-When you join a Half-Life community
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 12:49:16 UTC Post #22138
  • When you've visited the community about 3000 times in a year (jeez, ten times a day!) and become a moderator (oops)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 13:05:56 UTC Post #22140
when you map more then 1 hours in a row and wonder why you cnat think clear anymore(i did)
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 13:06:51 UTC Post #22141
lol, true.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 13:29:36 UTC Post #22149
yeah i guess anyone who is active here has gotten way to far into mapping
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 17:21:33 UTC Post #22169
Yep, same applies to me.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-11 18:23:22 UTC Post #22179
i mean 12 hours in a row i forgot the 2 :lol:
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 03:41:39 UTC Post #22199
lol, was gunna say, one hour ain't much
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 08:49:54 UTC Post #22226
-when your scared to get into the water incase of thoses sea lion things

-when your going up/down in an elevator and brace your self for the scripted event+ explosion
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 09:06:33 UTC Post #22229
  • when you try and test if glass is breakable or not.
  • when you've been mapping on a school night, look at your watch, and find out school starts in 30 min.
  • when you call all security guards barny.
  • When you call all people in uniform grunts.
  • when you have 923 forum posts on this site (Now 924)
  • when you jump off something, you wonder how much dammage you took.
  • when you look at something in real life and say (I could map that) while everyone around you startes in wonder.
  • when you jump on elevators to try and see if you will fall and die (I do that in HL too!)
-WHen you see an ugly person, you think they have a meadcrab on their head

(SRY, some of those were saaaaad.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 09:07:56 UTC Post #22230
When you call anyone in a suit G-man.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 09:22:56 UTC Post #22231
you know, americans call people from the fbi g-men.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 09:48:38 UTC Post #22234
-when you look at walls and think " thats bad texturing"

-when in an elevator, you start wondering when the credits will show up and where
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 09:56:26 UTC Post #22235
Alright, the next one is....
You know when you've been tangoed when:
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 14:21:49 UTC Post #22274
Im American, but I call CIA G-men, lol.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 14:42:54 UTC Post #22279
When you're looking for laptops on PC world, and realise the guy who is helping you decide looks almost exactly like Otis (TRUE!)
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 15:19:57 UTC Post #22289
-When yuo try to talk to oyur brother about making things in worldcraft and he waonders wtf you are talking about.

-when you try to recreate a videogame in hammer.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 16:20:15 UTC Post #22297
Wehn yuo start too tpye so fast taht you do'nt realiuze typos.
Posted 15 years ago2004-04-12 16:21:19 UTC Post #22298
(hence Mokeychow's post before mine for all the stupid people wh don't get it)
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