- When you do badly at college because all you want to do is MAP and play Half-Life 24/7.... Now I feel I'm guilty of this!
You've Been Mapping Too Much When...
Created 20 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC by
Blueblade
Created 20 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC by
Blueblade
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-11 09:20:47 UTC
Post #26484
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-11 17:47:21 UTC
Post #26578
Your in college?
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-11 18:40:58 UTC
Post #26585
thtas sad... but im in the 7th grade going in the 8th!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-12 03:20:32 UTC
Post #26606
Err... basic school, ieatmonkeychow?
Anyway, I have the same problem. I have to learn for my exams but mapping seems so much more interesting... hey, it IS just more interesting!
Anyway, I have the same problem. I have to learn for my exams but mapping seems so much more interesting... hey, it IS just more interesting!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-12 04:59:03 UTC
Post #26607
"Darn right!"
- When you decide to do a Half-Life map for an Advanced English Assignment...more on this later
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-12 07:28:13 UTC
Post #26615
- When you mapped the computer rooms of your school IN that computer room to impress your classmates on site...
- When you reskin the grunts with heads of classmates and teachers...
- When you install Half-Life on a schoolcomputer and test others maps on school...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-12 13:14:22 UTC
Post #26641
- When you start a HL-mod-playing club
- When the club lasts over a year
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-12 15:50:03 UTC
Post #26658
- When you say your previous job was mapping.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-12 16:16:43 UTC
Post #26683
hmmmmm... would they accept the aplication? i just turned in one, uh oh...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 05:48:54 UTC
Post #26739
Its not addictive, ive mapped for a year befre and the nsstopped for 6 months and the nagain started mapping.
-When you crack the security password of the network in your school, because you can't install HL without the pass... I don't really want to say it but I'm guilty of it...
-When you crack the security password of the network in your school, because you can't install HL without the pass... I don't really want to say it but I'm guilty of it...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 07:35:24 UTC
Post #26758
We had no security against installing programs when I did so...
- When you get interested into engine code because you're sick of all the engine limitations. Hey, wait, I am...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 07:56:45 UTC
Post #26762
i dont understand that either...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 08:08:42 UTC
Post #26768
-When you administrate HL-forums page (hmm, I think this one was posted before...) and it has 871 members so far...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 08:45:40 UTC
Post #26769
No by college I mean Art College, part of the University. But you know what pisses me off, the fact that it calls itself an Art College. Man, we havent had one piece of GOOD work since I started about 3 years ago! All you seem to have to do in art college is (now this'll put you off) do loads off crappy essays (4000 words on average) on complete bollocks that you cannot be arsed to research like you have to. I am actually PUT OFF art, that's official! I hate looking at art books when I get back from college because it just reminds me of the ness I have to go through. We have the yest briefs to do, like the one now is some group work stuff that calls itself 'Active Learning Set'. (or sumthin')
The only minor decent thing is Illustration, which is alright but even that has it's moments - MAN I"M RANTING ON KNOW so I'll stop
AAAGggggggggggggggggh! IIIIIII WAAAANT HALF-LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAaaaagh!
The only minor decent thing is Illustration, which is alright but even that has it's moments - MAN I"M RANTING ON KNOW so I'll stop
AAAGggggggggggggggggh! IIIIIII WAAAANT HALF-LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAaaaagh!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 08:46:52 UTC
Post #26770
Man I'm pissed!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 09:15:12 UTC
Post #26774
An Art College without actually making art? Man, you shouldn't even have gotten into that if you knew it beforehand! What you're forced to do is the Art of Boredom!
A bad thing to hear how talents can be wasted in a professional matter.
A bad thing to hear how talents can be wasted in a professional matter.
- Well, anyway, you've mapped to much when you put a compile log of your life on your thumbstone.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 09:38:39 UTC
Post #26778
Believe me geezer, If I had known it wwas going to be THIS crap I just wouldnt have bothered.
The funny thing is, this bloke who lectures on a tuesday is called Steven Hunt. Every time he lectures I mutter under my breath, "...Steve C'hunt..."
The funny thing is, this bloke who lectures on a tuesday is called Steven Hunt. Every time he lectures I mutter under my breath, "...Steve C'hunt..."
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 10:12:46 UTC
Post #26780
I like to draw a lot, but I keep it as a hobby while I want to study Informatica. Seems like a good decision when I hear your story!
BTW, you have some art on-line?
BTW, you have some art on-line?
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 14:19:16 UTC
Post #26798
I think it's Information Technologies (not sure, the word 'informatica' is also used here, in Bulgaria...). I'm also going to study that in high school. I've got three years to think of it...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 14:42:27 UTC
Post #26801
-When you can map using any program, including Paint and Notepad.
-When you actually hear the HEV suit in your head going "Blood oxygen levels are dropping" after a long swim
-When you think that any person is 6 feet tall and 32 inches across
-When you kill scientists as a stress relief method
-When you fantacise about Gina and/or assasins (if you do, that's just SAD)
-When your whole house is perfectly recreated in Hammer
-When your firend's house is perfectly recreated in Hammer
-When your brother actually learns how to map without looking at any tutorials, just you working
-When your .../Half-Life/Valve/Maps folder is larger than 1 GB (1263MB for me
)
-When you don't know the name of most of those maps or under what circumstances they were made
-When you map under substance influence
-When it actually makes sense next morning
That should be enough for now. But I will be back.
-When you actually hear the HEV suit in your head going "Blood oxygen levels are dropping" after a long swim
-When you think that any person is 6 feet tall and 32 inches across
-When you kill scientists as a stress relief method
-When you fantacise about Gina and/or assasins (if you do, that's just SAD)
-When your whole house is perfectly recreated in Hammer
-When your firend's house is perfectly recreated in Hammer
-When your brother actually learns how to map without looking at any tutorials, just you working
-When your .../Half-Life/Valve/Maps folder is larger than 1 GB (1263MB for me
)-When you don't know the name of most of those maps or under what circumstances they were made
-When you map under substance influence
-When it actually makes sense next morning
That should be enough for now. But I will be back.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 14:54:10 UTC
Post #26804
1263MB...dude, thats awesome, where did you get THAT much maps from... (standart map is about 0.5 MB up to 2MB with the port files) So you must be having about 400-600 maps...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 14:59:44 UTC
Post #26805
MY HL IS 4.61 GIG 
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 15:03:58 UTC
Post #26808
bloody hell, i checked mine in at 5.14 GB , good thing my dad dont know. Now to find out where the other 50 GBs are?
, good thing my dad dont know. Now to find out where the other 50 GBs are?
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 15:07:40 UTC
Post #26811
Yeah, but this includes all mods and stuff
I noticed it increases in time nomatter what you do. When you reinstall without uninstaling it rewards you (or punishes you, wichever you preffer ) with atleast 50MB!
I noticed it increases in time nomatter what you do. When you reinstall without uninstaling it rewards you (or punishes you, wichever you preffer
) with atleast 50MB!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 15:07:52 UTC
Post #26812
plus 2.49 GB of misilaneousewesey downloaded stuff. Tools etc.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 15:15:11 UTC
Post #26816
5.47 GB (5,772,398,592 bytes) of HL.
2.25 GB of OGG Vorbis music.
2.25 GB of OGG Vorbis music.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 15:45:21 UTC
Post #26818
You have all mapped way too much! Now where are your real stunning blowing-me-away maps?
I know, I'm slow too with releasing...
I know, I'm slow too with releasing...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 16:02:19 UTC
Post #26819
/me checks
Sierra Folder : 1 939 404 353 Bytes
Downloads folder: 6 926 737 408 Bytes
Total Disk Size: 199 956 553 728 byte
Sierra Folder : 1 939 404 353 Bytes
Downloads folder: 6 926 737 408 Bytes
Total Disk Size: 199 956 553 728 byte
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 16:26:59 UTC
Post #26823
Pathetic, ZL 
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 17:14:33 UTC
Post #26831
this post is toooo long!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-13 23:30:04 UTC
Post #26864
very nice. Most of my maps are either things I forgot about or those small entity-test maps we all know an love ( Yesterday I figured out how cordoning works )
)
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-14 17:15:27 UTC
Post #26991
now it is just off topic... MUAHAHAH!!!
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Posted 19 years ago2004-05-14 17:28:32 UTC
Post #26993
you go to art college? heh, chortle chortle snicker snicker.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-14 18:06:03 UTC
Post #26998
Lets put this back on topic.
-When you play through the orignal HL game and you memorise verything that happens.
-When you realize that Lamda is a roman(latin) number also used for wavelength in science.
-When you try and map for anouther program but dont understand it because HL has warped you mind.
-When someone mentions a entity mapping immedatly comes to mind.
-You have 3 Valve folders inside your halflife folder plus a backup in Mydocuments.
-When you play through the orignal HL game and you memorise verything that happens.
-When you realize that Lamda is a roman(latin) number also used for wavelength in science.
-When you try and map for anouther program but dont understand it because HL has warped you mind.
-When someone mentions a entity mapping immedatly comes to mind.
-You have 3 Valve folders inside your halflife folder plus a backup in Mydocuments.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-14 19:03:40 UTC
Post #27001
- When you install Half-Life on a schoolcomputer and test others maps on school...GUILTY!
(Although it was my own maps. I installed Hammer as well)
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-14 21:04:49 UTC
Post #27016
i've actally climbed through an air duct when i locked my self out of my office, it was scarry i felt like it was a game and not just a none destructive way of getting in.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-15 07:45:10 UTC
Post #27077
-When you realize that Lamda is a roman(latin) number also used for wavelength in science.When you do the study I do (only 2 weeks left!), you'll always remember that. Plus, you know what a half-life is and how that affects the radioactivity of a material...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-15 07:55:07 UTC
Post #27080
Gah!!
lAsT PoSt
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-15 11:32:13 UTC
Post #27114
when i wonder why my posts keep getting deleted. 
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-15 12:10:31 UTC
Post #27125
- When you have over 2gig of rmf's (guilty)
- When your car is Half-Life orange
- When you make your own HEV suit and wear it (just like star trek fans and their starfleet uniforms)
- When you have built a computer soley for the purpose of mapping.
- When you...
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-15 16:00:18 UTC
Post #27145
- When you make your own HEV suit and wear it (just like star trek fans and their starfleet uniforms)Like out of cardboard and plastic? or the real thing? i need one because my house is full of radiation! Ahhhh!!! ANOTHER ARM!!!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 00:30:04 UTC
Post #27737
-when you wonder if your little sister has a gag property
-when you watch the Matrix and start to think that agent smith looks like the g-man
-when you look at a lamp and wonder if they used an entity light or texture lighting
-when you lay in bed at night and thing of entity setups for your maps
I'm guilty of the last
-when you watch the Matrix and start to think that agent smith looks like the g-man
-when you look at a lamp and wonder if they used an entity light or texture lighting
-when you lay in bed at night and thing of entity setups for your maps
I'm guilty of the last
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 06:38:49 UTC
Post #27776
-when you're thinking of the next part of your map-in-progress while you're bringing around newspapers. I do.
-when you sketch that idea after you're done with your newspaper-job. I do.
-when ou map that part in the afternoon or evening and continue to 12 o'clock. I do.
-when you sketch that idea after you're done with your newspaper-job. I do.
-when ou map that part in the afternoon or evening and continue to 12 o'clock. I do.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 07:53:08 UTC
Post #27785
-when you revive old threads
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 08:36:13 UTC
Post #27819
Hehe!
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 09:36:11 UTC
Post #27826
I got one.
- When you try to make rounded corners in your house / apartment
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 09:49:27 UTC
Post #27830
-When you think that the center of weight of an object is an ORIGIN brush. Thought of it just once...
-When you make your street corner in Hammer just to remove that ugly building over there so you can get better view.
-When you make your street corner in Hammer just to remove that ugly building over there so you can get better view.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 14:00:59 UTC
Post #27880
is anyone really actually reading these? im not, it got boring.
Posted 19 years ago2004-05-20 14:37:00 UTC
Post #27896
I read every post and your spam is getting VERY annoying. You don't have to prove anything by replying to every single post with worthless c*.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-26 08:58:31 UTC
Post #36567
- When you bring up old threads...
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