Journal #7996 by monster_urby

Stojke

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 12:59:45 UTC Comment #43794

Just got a criminal charge to either pay 50$ or go to jail for 14 days because of ID card misplacement. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and fund me out. Cheers.

Madcow

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 13:34:20 UTC Comment #43783

Just got invaded by Germany. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and shoot the Nazis? Cheers.

Skals

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 14:30:06 UTC Comment #43791

Stojke - wat? ...and also, how does 50 dollars equate to 14 days in prison? 50 dollars is like 1-3 days wagers. 14 days in jail makes no sense for 50 dollar fine.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 16:22:04 UTC Comment #43792

Carrying ID at all time is obligatory in some countries.

monster_urby

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 17:11:57 UTC Comment #43782

Just read the first two comments and audibly lol'd. Not sure why I found it so amusing but now I want more. Can any other TWHL members pitch in? Cheers.

Blitzkrieg

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 17:15:42 UTC Comment #43787

No one could beat Madcow's.

Stojke

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 19:31:56 UTC Comment #43795

Capitalism and Democracy Skals my man, what can i say

Any way, good news, i got the cash. Stoopid laws.

"Carrying ID at all time is obligatory in some countries."

Yeah, but here it actually ads to your wage as a police man, so they are all hyper ultra crazy and always write you down.

Penguinboy

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 19:42:32 UTC Comment #43786

@Skals: "50 dollars is like 1-3 days wages."

What? More like 1-3 hours

Jessie

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 20:04:54 UTC Comment #43789

No, no, he said "1-3 days WAGERS."
Which is probably still wrong.

Just found the One Ring. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and drop it into Mount Doom. Cheers.

Tetsu0

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-15 22:57:51 UTC Comment #43785

I'm a yank, but im busy with homework.
Might i suggest sending in the Xcom team

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-16 09:31:34 UTC Comment #43790

Having trouble thinking up a local yanks joke. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and give me a hand. Cheers.

Madcow

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-16 15:11:37 UTC Comment #43784

lol

Blitzkrieg

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-16 17:54:09 UTC Comment #43788

ok that one was good too

Mcrich114

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-17 03:29:47 UTC Comment #43793

Im a Yank, Ill bring my shotgun and beer, you Euro bastards.

Journal #7996

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