There's a good chance I may have made another person. Sorry.
Specifically, Jude Morris, my son. Born on the 17th at 06:07 and weighing eight pounds and three ounces after only 32 minutes of labour.
For those not yet making babies, my daughter took nearly 16 hours to appear. 32 minutes is crazy fast...
Congratulations!
8 lb 3 oz is a good size.
You have to teach him Hammer as soon as he opens his eyes.
P.S. Feel free to post any pediatric questions at TWHL. I can't guarantee that I'll have an answer right away, but I'll try.
First step to world domination is raising an army. Just saying.
Also holy crap, only 32 minutes? That's practically unheard of!
Despite this being the second one, I still can't think of you as a family man.
Congratulations mate! How much will this push back The Core?
In fact, I've had patients who went to the bathroom and the baby landed in the toilet.
Also, yeah... This is definitely going to delay The Core a little more unfortunately, at least for the first few months.
A delay won't hurt anyone in this situation!