(
The number of gargantuas in Half-Life
-
number of ostensibly friendly apaches in Half-Life
+
the number of tentacles in Half-Life
+
the number of living scientists in the Xen chapters of Half-Life
)
*
the number of Ospreys in Half-Life
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I mean, there's no real way to cloak the purpose of these journals, but hopefully I can at least give some maths that needs to be pondered rather than just looked up. (I hope I got the right numbers!)
Not really, to sort of quote Jeffmod or Striker (I forget which, maybe it was someone else?): "I see an obscure journal I say happy birthday"
happy birthday today!
Also I don't think I said that but I think I recall it being on one of my birthday journals?
24th? I may be missing some tentacles.
I literally didn't know the answer to half of these even with some googling, so i'll just take potatis_invalid's answer.
Happy NaNth birthday!
I miss exploding people with you.