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Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 04:48:45 UTC
in The best joke you know... Post #101674
what do michael jackson and walmart have in common?

they both have little boys pants half off
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 04:39:59 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101670
The bear was shot for his horribly disguting act and then was hung and then shot again. he was then chopped up into tiny pieces and sent to the far corners of the soviet union.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 04:34:19 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #101669
The Pillows - Little Busters
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 21:03:21 UTC
in The Pope's Passing Post #101638
if its something important that i took a long time to write, i always hit ctrl+c to copy it before i post. and its saved me a few times before.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 20:06:19 UTC
in surf maps...? how? Post #101626
ok i made an example on how to make them.
http://twhl.co.za/mapvault_map.php?id=2890
hopefully this will help.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 19:59:18 UTC
in The best joke you know... Post #101624
a dislexic man walks into a bra
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 19:58:01 UTC
in Whats my age again? Post #101623
im one of the youngest here :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:38:57 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #101568
Blink182 - Anthem pt2
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:37:23 UTC
in The best joke you know... Post #101566
A blonde is playing in a boat in the middle of a parking lot. Another blonde drives up and shouts "Its blondes like you that make us look bad!"
The blonde in the boat yells "Oh yeah! Come say that to my face!" The blonde in the car says "I would but I cant swim!'
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:31:05 UTC
in Avatars! Post #101564
is that ur pic in there?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:25:44 UTC
in surf maps...? how? Post #101562
well for the ramps u just have to make it the right angle. i could make an example map showing how steep to make the ramps so that u slide. cause ive made surf maps without ever useing the func_friction.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:20:06 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101554
Scientist were becomming concerned with the surprisingly high number of monkeys infected with rabies. so they all got together and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:13:41 UTC
in Free DVD player? Post #101542
and anything realplayer downloads will allow other media players to use it as well
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 14:59:18 UTC
in Free DVD player? Post #101536
if u get Realplayer it automaticly downlaods the softwar it needs to play a certian type of movie.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 14:52:34 UTC
in Whats my age again? Post #101534
I graduated from high school in 1991.
i was born in 1991! :o
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 14:48:38 UTC
in The best joke you know... Post #101532
How do you know its midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:41:00 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101462
fling poo at eachother
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:38:35 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #101454
16 years before i was even born :
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:34:12 UTC
in The Pope's Passing Post #101449
umm thats just ur opinion now isnt it?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 05:33:51 UTC
in The Pope's Passing Post #101378
that is cause he loved God so much. if he didnt he would not be willing to do all that. it is the person himself and not the position he is in.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 05:22:54 UTC
in Hydra! Post #101376
they should have left some of that stuff in the game. it would have made it alot funner and more exciting. i was hoping to come across the guass gun in hl2 but i never did :( i loved that gun in hl1. had enough power to splatter a roomful of aliens (or scientists, if you preffered) and blow you 20 feet back :D
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 05:18:14 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #101375
The Pillows - One Life
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 05:12:51 UTC
in Late april fools? Post #101374
i think the autoshotgun and the damn awp and the autosniper need to break often. i would love to see the look on those faces of the awp using n00bs when suddenly their gun doesnt work :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 05:10:08 UTC
in Steam Update Post #101373
just play the game and you will know if its been updated right or not
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 05:08:39 UTC
in The Pope's Passing Post #101372
i dont think being a pope brings you any closer to God. it is only a position. i think what really brings someone close to God is how much love they have for him. i imagine the pope loved God very much, but perhaps some do even more than he did.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 04:49:27 UTC
in Whats my age again? Post #101367
im the youngest so far. keep your hands off me ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 02:21:49 UTC
in Words... oh the words... Post #101331
now i know why i dont use irc :
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 02:07:54 UTC
in Whats my age again? Post #101324
yipes! :o
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 01:34:50 UTC
in Whats my age again? Post #101314
Yes i know the title is a rip on a blink182 song but i just wanted to know how old everyone was.

I turned 13 in december.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 22:33:48 UTC
in Words... oh the words... Post #101292
you like to eat WHAT?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 21:31:12 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101284
the animal rights people were outraged, but the pigs ate their vegetables so they had to eat the pigs to stay alive
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 20:49:47 UTC
in The Pope's Passing Post #101274
catholics conservative? i dont think so. although they may oppose birth control and gay marrage, everything esle about them is liberal.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 20:45:45 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101273
soviet union was a very exciting place, especially after having exploded
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 17:21:00 UTC
in The Pope's Passing Post #101244
he was a great person, but it was his time and he went peacefully. may God bless him.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 16:32:22 UTC
in Words... oh the words... Post #101233
but u can still read it its just harder to
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 16:23:18 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #101223
Darude - Sandstorm
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:32:52 UTC
in I LOVE TWHL!!!!! Post #101204
its more than just a n00b site here. i learned alot of advanced stuff here.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:22:49 UTC
in Compo 13 - [closed] Post #101201
well...it has complex rotating stuff, holograms and lazers ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:16:08 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101198
george w and communist leader of soviet russia, vlad putin, declared that the spoon was hiding weapons of mass destruction and went to war against it
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:01:08 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101194
after seeing this, putin turned russia back into the soviet union. he then raised his best buddy george w from the dead
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 14:53:31 UTC
in Compo 13 - [closed] Post #101193
submitted
:D
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 04:16:13 UTC
in problem uploading contest map? Post #101059
ok thanks ill email just it to be safe :D
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 04:00:49 UTC
in problem uploading contest map? Post #101056
i tried to upload my contest map but i dont think it did cause it showed some wierd page and said access was denied to something. i let my friend login to my account on his comp to upload and he got the same thing. is that message supposed to show or did my map not upload?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 03:49:54 UTC
in Compo 13 - [closed] Post #101040
mine is pretty much done just need to put in some final tweaks :D
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 03:40:09 UTC
in I LOVE TWHL!!!!! Post #101039
definetly. you can be yourself and not have to worry about being banned.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 02:50:14 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101030
but the hitman was retarded and on drugs so he accidently killed george clooney instead.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 02:42:26 UTC
in Avatars! Post #101028
uh i was just asking :(
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 02:40:35 UTC
in I LOVE TWHL!!!!! Post #101027
i like how the mods dont censor us. well not that much anyway ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 00:57:10 UTC
in How popular are you? Post #101015
i think someones jealous :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 22:41:50 UTC
in Avatars! Post #101006
Mine is a Pope A Like doing finger goggles.
I win!
watcha gonna do now that hes dead?