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There was a Duke 3D Half-Life mod that was forced to discontinue after 3D Realms bitched about it.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely!
That picture of the severed lizard head is fake, its the work of this graphic artist I've see before
Well, just please don't become another Neocon writer, please, for the love of God, don't become another Neocon writer!
As he passed out, he stumbled over and fell into the Salting Tub (whatever that was). The man in the purple blowler stepped backwards and growled like a frustrated dog. His growling was constant, it seemed to last for hours, and then days, and then weeks, and months...
At least, that was what he thought he saw, until his medication weared off. The large, hairy, bowl of pasta in cheese sauce which had been left on the kitchen table for too long turned out to be a man, about five foot tall, wearing a purple bowler hat. "Whudduya want?" Growled the man. "
meh :
Noooo! I'm been chased by a guy in a cardian!
Ugh I hate .rar files, I like .zips
Yeah but the difference is, I can ramble on for ages about the NWO, just not my college work. I've always had a complete inability to start homework!
, the extended version. Without even thinking, he managed to stray into sasquatch territory. He
...and fighting the New World Order 
acted as a decoy for his real residence, the Whitehouse. He was perhaps better known for his unique
He was also responsible for the fluoridation of drinking water, the ENRON scandel, and also acted as a Whitehouse 'callboy' during the Bill Clinton Presidential run. He lived
no less than 1000 words. I did 1070....Where I'm at, exceeding the word limit can lower your marks!
No, incase for a minute you folks thought I was being serious, I was fooling around. I'm just real pissed off with writing stupid art essays. Never frigging ends.
...the chance to write my latest essay, 1,500 words! Isn't it just great! 
Who was a Neo-Con
OK here's the TWHL award for best typer:
GET TO TYPE JAHZEL'S NEW ESSAY!
WIN THIS AMAZING PRIZE!
GET TO TYPE JAHZEL'S NEW ESSAY!
WIN THIS AMAZING PRIZE!
No, I just would like to, very much
I dont think the average TWHL noob would be considered by these folks.
Just think, some n00b emailing 3D Realms:
"oh plz can i joinz cuz i r teh 1337 r0xx0r5. no maretial yet tho soz."
Would be a good job though. When I am older, I really want to go and live in Austin TX.
Just think, some n00b emailing 3D Realms:
"oh plz can i joinz cuz i r teh 1337 r0xx0r5. no maretial yet tho soz."
Would be a good job though. When I am older, I really want to go and live in Austin TX.
Hows comes thats Kaspergs donts gots a place?
New York Subways were completely over-run by naked mole people, some still high on crack and others legless with white cider... And then
A Sheriff quickly arrived at the scene. Instead of reporting the death he took aim at the floating body and fired. The recoil threw him backwards over his police jeep. The floating body twitched violently and out of control, and then slowly moved up towards space...
slowly piece his destroyed head together
Lord Bush is apparently dyslexic. But alot of dyslexic people do have some kind of brainpower, this man (or thing) has the intelligence of a dead pigeon. I think one of the main reasons for his lack of basic logic, punctuation and grammar, is due to his cocaine addiction that you are not supposed to know about.
His Journey took him across the land of Texas, where upon he discovered an old gas station. He went inside, tapping his fingers on the counter. Soon, an old man stepped out from the back room and
and Knight of the Garter, John Major
forced mouldy pizza into his mouth, and forced him to watch the Bill Clinton inauguration speech over and over again.
Here's some of Lord Bush's classic Bushisms:
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."?Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." ?Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."?Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004
"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say 'man, you're looking pretty.' "?Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004
"I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border."?Ottawa, Nov. 30, 2004
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."?Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."?Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."?Orlando, Fla., Sept. 12, 2000
"I think we agree, the past is over."?On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
Still, nice compo, recreating a level from classic doom would be fun, if not a little hard if you cant find any layout maps or remember the layout. :
No I think what garg's doing is superb, I like the way the original idea evolved into the Half-Life? storyline 
"You knows it", said the old man, as he
Debate about mapping?
This isn't an official new flag, Jahzzmon....Oh well, I'll take back what I said
The funny thing is, I said to my family, "I bet this guy is an ex Nazi', then without absolutely no suprise at all, it came out he was a Hitler Youth. The Isralites just love him. (seriously)
Well they could atleast have asked the British population first before going ahead with this new flag. I'm sick of they way they treat us all, sub-human, our views no longer count, only their agenda counts.
Yeah I kind of agree with Mephs. I have no time to map anymore, Half-Life 2 pissed me off, Half-Life's been taken over by Steam, and I will probably uninstall it and email Valve to let them no I uninstalled it. I may even go as far as sell my copy of HL?.
I am constantly sidetracked by more important issues, I cant even draw anymore, that just doesnt interest me, college doesnt interest me, I just love fighting the NWO! That's all! Gives you a buzz knowing what needs to be done to fight this menace.
Wow, I never thought I'd say that
I am constantly sidetracked by more important issues, I cant even draw anymore, that just doesnt interest me, college doesnt interest me, I just love fighting the NWO! That's all! Gives you a buzz knowing what needs to be done to fight this menace.
Wow, I never thought I'd say that
lol
lol, nerdy
Ahhh
What do I think when you say...err, well, not a lot really...sorry, but I'm an honest character.... :
(Play's the American National Anthem and sobs)
Farewell my friend......
Farewell my friend......
...wwwwwwwhat the f*ck is a C=64? 
Maybe teh 31337 r0xx0rZ i r teh h4xx0|^z did it... : ?
So it shouldn't be allowed to inform people about the real issues that effect all of our lives, even as mappers?
Ha, I don't think so.
Ha, I don't think so.
Knew what it was? How?
Image code's back online?
I cant even watch damn wmv.s anymore. Sometimes they decide to play and more often they dont. Sometimes they just play sound and all I get is the first frame.
I cant even watch damn wmv.s anymore. Sometimes they decide to play and more often they dont. Sometimes they just play sound and all I get is the first frame.
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