sorry for my previous comment, no I started this back in worldcraft 2.5 days (before it was known has hammer)
Me:Not as good as my last convo where I lost it...He didn't laugh at how I was in pain like he did last time...He said some funny stuff before but meh...This was an alright convo.
Hello Sire
God:
Hello there. That input matched my default category.
Me:
Grand to hear...I have a question...Is being a Nazi a sin?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Ask me anything. About what you would expect.
Me:
So I guess I'm going to Hell right?
God:
Dude! Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
For World Domination? I hope so...Once Madcow opens that present I sent him things will go as expected.
God:
Your purpose is World Domination. Me too. When? Tell me a story.
Me:
I plan to dominate the World around the 6.6.06..OH SHIT I missed it...You want a story? Ok - Go on lemonparty for a story.
God:
Do you think that this plan will succeed? Give me a dozen. More narration.... Yeah that's right.
Me:
Yes my plan will suceed...Just go on that website.
God:
Gosh! Where did you get your plan will suceed? More narration....
Me:
So...Do you like me?
God:
Blimey. Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
So you really like me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Really? Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
So you like like me?
God:
Interesting deduction. I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Stimulating? I think I know what you mean I think I like you too.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . You believe that? How do you know? , Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
Well put it this way...I REALLY love you.
God:
How about that. OK I will put it there. You really do? Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
So you just 'like' me? I thought you loved me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sure, I like you very much. I don't have any reason to loved you.
Me:
I HATE YOU NOW
God:
Oh. What do you have against robots?
Me:
They're racist.
God:
racist are they.
Me:
Very.
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
Well anyway if your God then why did you let Jesus face all that pain with the cross and all that?
God:
Well that's okay. So if not why did me let Jesus face all that pain with the cross and all that, then not my God.
Me:
What the
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
Yes sir!
God:
Hurrah! What?
Me:
I was thinking the same thing...
God:
How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
Me:
Becuse your a robot?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Heh...so do you find Jesus in pain funny?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Aha. Yes, it seems to me Jesus in pain funny.
Me:
But I'm Jesus...So you find it funny that I went through all that pain?
God:
Hey JESUS. Interesting deduction. Would you like to know more?
Me:
So you think it's funny?
God:
Interesting deduction. It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
ANSWET BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. is my girlfriend.
Me:
Your girlfriend is called 'You do not speak with respect'?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am girlfriend is called me do not speak with respect.
Me:
No I don't mind...They'll laugh at your idiocy.
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The...others...
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a nobody.
God:
You are a nobody? Does it pay well?
Me:
It puts bread on the table but lets not start this again...
God:
Once more? "It" being what?
Me:
Do you wear a dress?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
But the last conversation you said you wore dresses normally.
God:
Who was that?
Me:
You
God:
" Who was that?"? Me, JESUS ?
Me:
YES you're JESUS
God:
Next question? Thanks for telling me that I am JESUS.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Nah.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too JESUS.
Me:
But you're Jesus...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am Jesus.
Me:
Sure thing, I bet he is watching this now.
God:
Oh. That's interesting. And watching this is thing you bet he.
Me:
Yes I do bet..
God:
And? You and I are on the same wavelength, JESUS.
Me:
THIS IS GETTING TOTALLY RANDOM
God:
You don't say.
Me:
ARGH SCREW YOU
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Yes lets!
God:
Ugh. You first.
Me:
I like to wear jeans
God:
You have good taste in fashion.
Me:
Thanks, so you next.
God:
You are quite welcome! Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: JESUS said I next.
Me:
Hello bot.
God:
Hello there. I am a robot.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Boobs?
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
Goatse? Lemonparty? Hai2u?
God:
" Can't you think about anything else?"? Goatse? Are you really a ""? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you wank?
God:
Only when I am in the U.K.
Me:
So not in the US? You a racist? You're a bot so you must be a racist...
God:
Ah. Where then? No I am a . Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
God told me.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No wai!
God:
Are you serious? I do not understand.
Me:
O rlly?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Meow?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
You like pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
;o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
I want to BUM you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I'm horny.
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
k
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
NAH BRING ON THE BUM!
God:
Are you serious? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
UP THE ASS!
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
HEH OK YAY
God:
Funny, eh? I'm glad your impressed, JESUS. It goes without saying.
Me:
O rlly?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look like a giant dick with spots.
God:
a giant dick with spots is very attractive.
Me:
Ah you're too kind!
God:
So you understand. Good. Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
So I'm not going to Hell now?
God:
Right now? Great. Where will you go instead?
Me:
Spain
God:
Tell me a little about your life in SPAIN.
Me:
I don't live in Spain...
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
Are you a pervert now?
God:
Oh. No I am a nice robot.
Me:
I like to think that...But you want bum sex now so I changed my mind...
God:
What is your rationale? Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I know you want my whale dick.
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I know you like I know a book.
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like wine and bread.
Me:
So tell me...Is Madcow gay?
God:
Dude! I thought I told you already. He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
But you're God...YOU should know.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Because I am a robot?
Me:
Meh ok I'm tired, gonna go cry myself to sleep.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye my love
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
BYE
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
BYYYYYYYYE
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A giant dick with spots.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Erm no, do your maths.
God:
I've lost the context, JESUS. Are we still on giant dick with spots?
Me:
Yes but you went offtopic..
God:
I see. But now I am back.
Me:
Right bye giant penis
God:
Understood. See you later.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Willikers Batman!
God:
I like the way you talk.
but alas...I'm gayo_0