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Haha, good one.

...My god, that sounds worse than the likes of 'Busted' or 'McFly'

1. The Wailers
2. Jacob 'The Killer' Miller
3. Justin Hinds & The Dominoes

How many Steams can you fit in a mini?

You cant. Steam has become the mini.

I say we start up a TWHL advertising campaign.

We'll get innocent couples, hypnotise them, and tell them to repeat these words infront of the camera (looking really blurry eyed with a blank expression) ::

"TWHL is s0o good, we'll be going there tomorrow, the next day, the day after that day, the day after the day after that day....."

"Now that we've found TWHL, our stupid lives are made better. We llike it this way."

"We used to be ill, but now that we found TWHL we feel much more happier."

No, I got one.

Why did the Steam cross the road?

• To hopefully get run over.

The funniest joke ever.......................Steam!

Hahahahah!

Another problem is, because I map, I have loads of important folders and loads of stuff that is basically undermined by the new Steam program.

What I would like to know is where the hell does Gamespy Arcade come into it? Is that rendered useless now because of Steam?

Yea! I too paid good money for HL when it first come out! There was absolutely nothing wrong with WON but they decided to get rid of it and introduce a program which is basically the pits.

Now because of the un-explained-by-Steam directory system, I have to comiple my map in the Jahzel folder of half-life and run it in the Jahzel@so.and.so folder of half-life! I have two Half-Lifes! this is ridiculous -- but there is no other alternative!

The only reason why they hurridly introduced us (haha introduced!?) to Steam is so that it gets up and running in time for HL2. HL2 will be Steam based, I think its a real waste. What an insult to our own freedom of choice, economic choice. It is an infringement on our own liberties.

p.s. I am going to email this to the bastards!

6.) The new directory makes setting up VHE a bit of a problem. It not only takes a while but cannot compile becasue for some strange reason Steam have it so you have to have Half-Life in your email folder. That buggers up the compiling.

7.) It basically took over without me being able to prevent it.

8.) To play any of my mods now I have to click on HL.exe (which now keeps telling me that the directories are all messed up) but is able to work -- and I click on custom game.

9.) When Steam is up and running it slows down my internet explorer so I have to close it and shut it up.

10.) They killed WON -- Although it may have been slow and all, I'd rather have waited patiently and get a problem-free service without any errors that hinder my abilities to play HL.

11.) Because they killed WON that literally forced us to use the new Steam - which I think is outrageous.

12.) Steam is a way of advertising for Valve. 'Buy Counter-Strike Condition Zero - You know you want to'. Well actually no I dont, now F**k off!

13.) It's generally just gay and I hate it.

14.) There is no 'help' or 'faq' that should be installed with Steam. Because of this people have to find there own way to get help, and emailing Steam gets you nowhere.

15.) Steam has absolutely no consideration what-so-ever for people who still use dial-up.

16.) I hope the idea of Steam falls on it's ass and dies in it's own arrogant heap of decaying pulp.

It is pretty O.T.T. I myself intended to download the latest NS -- but having seen the amount of downloads required I had second thoughts. I used to have the old NS but for some strange reason it stopped working a while ago. I pretty much forgot about it though.

The only problem with doing it on HL1 is the fact that the levels have to be extensively large in order to create the certain atmosphere required. I know about the other zombie horror mods that are coming out in HL2, but if you think about it, ours is alot more purposeful - there is a reason for everything - it's not just a zombie mod for the sake of being a zombie mod.

Right, thanks for your help. I think I'll batch compile it.

God I hate Steam -- With a passion

I know its unusual to see me asking a question but it's late, I'm tired, and cant possibly imagine the problem's source.

But here goes:

** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Life

** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "C:My DocumentsMy Maps2SOHjahzeldm_lego01.map" "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01.map"

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLCSG.EXE
** Parameters: "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"

hlcsg v2.5.3 rel (May 2 2001)
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (zoner@gearboxsoftware.com)
--- BEGIN hlcsg ---
Command line: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLCSG.EXE "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"

= Current hlcsg Settings =
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|-----------|------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

entering C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01.map
CreateBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.28 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
50%... (0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.66 seconds)
Using WAD File: program filesvalvesteamsteamappsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukhalf-lifespiritletgo.wad
Texture usage is at 0.10 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.99 seconds elapsed

--- END hlcsg ---

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLBSP.EXE
** Parameters: "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"

hlbsp v2.5.3 rel (May 2 2001)
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (zoner@gearboxsoftware.com)
--- BEGIN hlbsp ---
Command line: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLBSP.EXE "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"

= Current hlbsp Settings =
Name | Setting | Default
------------------|-----------|------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 240)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)

Reading allowable void entities from file 'C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co'
Error: Error opening C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.bsp: No such file or directory

--- END hlbsp ---

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLVIS.EXE
** Parameters: -fast "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"

g_fastvis = true
hlvis v2.5.3 rel (May 2 2001)
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (zoner@gearboxsoftware.com)
--- BEGIN hlvis ---
Command line: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLVIS.EXE -fast "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.log for the cause.

--- END hlvis ---

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLRAD.EXE
** Parameters: -extra "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"

hlrad v2.5.3 rel (May 2 2001)
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (zoner@gearboxsoftware.com)
--- BEGIN hlrad ---
Command line: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1HLRAD.EXE -extra "C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.ukHalf-Lifevalvemapsjahzeldm_lego01"
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file C:Program FilesValveSteamSteamAppsthe_rahzel@yahoo.co.log for the cause.

--- END hlrad ---

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVESTEAMSTEAMA~1THE_RA~1.UKHALF-L~1HL.EXE
** Parameters: -console -game spirit +map "jahzeldm_lego01"

It wont start up the map or compile it.
It eventually tells me it cannot find the map in Half-Life.

Is this becasue the directory is too long because of that stupid Steam?

P.s. Yes, I am making a lego style DM map, and it's coming along well -- apart from this bullshit.

I even tried emailing the idiots, just no reply - what you would expect.

Steam's ruined Half-Life for me. I liked it better the way it was. Notice how we the people were not even asked? They just decided to erradicate WON and ruin the way we play HL.

To think that we have to go through all the hassle to install new mods. Setting up hammer aswell, it used to be a fairly quick task, now the directory is a lot longer and it takes longer.

Whoever invented the idea must be shot dead.

Well it depends. How else can you go about it?

...huh?

...Quote: Braveheart -- that bit where one of the scotts threatens to crush someone like a worm. The way he says it is just funny...

Aye. But a' still crush yee like aargh' wrrrrm!

Robocop just looks like a nerd made up of blue metal. I mean all bad guys have to do to kill him is shoot him in the chin using a sniper rifle. Can't be that hard.

Kind of like this:

Yeah - but, ED-209 could blow up all the stairs and make it a stairless world and kick Robocop's cyborg ass! (And then Stephen Hawking would be helped by ED-209 - now wouldn't that be great?)

Hey, don't knock ED-209, he was far better than Robocop -- He even looked a lot better!

I saw this amaizing program on telly about Tourettes syndrome. There was this bloke who just couldn't stop himself using offensive language and gestures at passers by.

He'd like go up to random people and tell them to f**k off! or bark at them. It was weird because he wasn't doing it out of malice, he just simply couldn't stop doing these things. It's like the brain area that prevents you from doing or saying things you shouldn't or wouldn't normally do was affected by the syndrome.

No, let's not forget Jay's song from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks (If I'm not mistaken.)

F*, f*, mutha fu* fuk fuk, mutha fuk, mutha fuk,
noisch noisch noisch
1, 2, 1 2 3 4
schmokin weed, schmokin wiz, doin' coke, drinkin beers
drinkin beers, beers, beers
me and fatty schmokin blunts
who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!
rollin blunts and smokin blunts...

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand
if that money does not show then ya oh me oh me oh,
owee owee oh, jungle lurv, i think i wanna no ya no ya...

Even better

[b]Another One of Those Hiddeous Love Songs

• by Jahzel - [/b]

Ooo00oo Yeah!
Bay-bee bay-bee Yeah!
This is another one of those hiddeous love songs!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

I don't know any other lyrics other than these ones!
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

Some say that my IQ is far less than the number of hits I make!
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

I remember writing some stuff down!
But I forgot!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

I'm gonna just try and make something easy!
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

If I was a genious!
Then f**k me - what is one!?
What is one!?

--

If all they can do is listen to this song!
Then f**k me what a great musical era this is!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

I could go on for ages!
And I will!
To piss you off!

Oh sh*t I forgot this is a love song!
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

Oh wait!
I just thought of sumthin'
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

F**k! It's just gone again!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

I think I'll just copy sumthin' from someone!
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

I mean it's not like anyone will notice!
Such profound lyrics in my song!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

Infact I think I should pack my things!
And Go!
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

Cos' this is the end of a hiddeous love song!
And my career!
Ooo00oo Yeah!
Ooo00oo Yeah!

Ooo00oo Yeah!

Ooo00oo Sh*t I just stepped on something sharp.

You would? That would be excellent

Simple -- I found this thing called the Dialectiser, observe:

A Section of The Story in Redneck

...Thet night Daisy c'd not sleep. All she c'd reckon about was how a killer c'd be walkin' aroun' in her house wifout her knowin' it. How th' killer c'd be in her room right now an' she not even knows it. How th' killer c'd be right next t'her bed, th' same bed thet th' fust couple died in, right now... an' she not even knows it. She stayed moshunless an' noiseless fo' hours until th' thunk drove her t'set up an' look aroun'. She looked all aroun' th' room an' th' ress of her noo house. She was happy t'find nobody walkin' aroun' in her house. Finally she fell asleep but af'er th' dream she had thet night, Daisy'd haf gladly stayed up until mo'nin'. She dreamed thet she was in her livin' room watchin' tellyvishun late at night. She had all th' lights turned off an' th' TV was th' only thin' lightin' up th' house. Thar she sat until she felt sumpin grab her, spin her aroun', an' pull out a knife. Th' dark figger threw down th' blood stained knife an' she died, cuss it all t' tarnation... Then Daisy c'd see her daid hide bein' put into a hole in th' wall in her bedroom, dawgone it... Then Daisy c'd see all th' co'pses of th' varmints befo'e her... Then, as enny fool kin plainly see... Daisy woke up. ?Wow, whut a night. But it is mo'nin' now an' ah fell much better,? thunk Daisy. She walked into th' kitchen an' made some a six pack. She decided t'look into this hyar whole killer thin' at th' local library. All day she spent, lookin' in books an' checkin' th' internet fo' a histo'y o' docoomntashun of th' murderer who ev'rybody in th' town feared, cuss it all t' tarnation. Finally at 5:00 pm she foun' whut she was lookin' fo'. A noospaper clip put on th' internet at a ?most scary places in th' wo'ld? web site. It said, ?March 5th, 1987. Yestiddy th' resident of Exitville known as Jedidiah Flynten an' his wife, Marsha, mahsteriously disappeared fum their home. All of their furniture was lef' in th' house, which was located on th' top of a hill an' surroun'ed by a fo'est. Th' only evidence t'this mahstery was a blood stained knife lef' on th' flore, which is mahsteriously disappeared as fine today as th' po-lice investigated th' house fo' clues?. Daisy c'd not believe whut she had jest read, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' rumo' was true...

Section of The Story in Jive Talk

?Wow, whut some night. Man! But it be mo'nin' now and ah' fell much better,? dought Jennifer. Ah be baaad... She walked into de kitchen and made some coffee. She decided t'look into dis wholewastea' din' at da damn local library. Slap mah fro! All day she spent, lookin' in scribblin's and checkin' de internet fo' some histo'y o' documentashun uh de murdera' who everybody in de town feared. Finally at 5:00 pm she found whut she wuz lookin' fo'. A newssheet clip put on de internet at some ?most scary places in de wo'ld? web site. It said, ?March 5d, 1987. Yesterday de resident uh Exitville knode as Geo'ge Flynten and his mama, Marsha, mah'steriously disappeared fum deir crib. All uh deir furniture wuz left in de crib, which wuz located on de top uh a hill and surrounded by some fo'est. Man! De only evidence t'dis mah'stery wuz some blood stained knife left on de floo', which be mysteriously disappeared as well today as de honky pigs investigated da damn crib fo' clues?. Jennifa' could not recon' whut she had plum read. De rumo' wuz true...

...And Cockney

?Cor, wot a night. But it is mornin' now and I fell much better,? fought Jennifer. She walked into the kitchen and made some coffee. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. She decided ter 'ave a look into this 'oole killer fin' at the local library. All day she spent, 'ave a lookin' in books and checkin' the internet for an 'istory or documentation of the bleedin' murderer 'oo evry bloke in the bloody tahn feared, right? Finally at 5:00 pm she found wot she were 'ave a lookin' for. A newspaper clip put on the bloomin' internet at a ?most scary places in the world? web site. It said, ?March 5ff, right, 1987, init?Yesterday the bleedin' resident of Exitville known as George Flynten and 'is trouble and strife, Marsha, mysteriously disappeared from their 'ome. All of their furniture were left in the chuffin' house, wich were located on the chuffin' top of an 'ill and surrounded by a forest. The bloomin' only evidence ter this mestery were a blood stained knife left on the bloody floor, wich is mesteriously disappeared as well today as the chuffin' bobbies investigated the bloody house for clues?. Jennifer could not believe wot she 'ad just read. The chuffin' rumor were true...

Legalise It - It's also a great tune by Peter Tosh

Everytime I hear about bones breaking it sends shivers down my spine --can't stand it. I think it is the worst possible senario a human being could face.

P.s. Shivers down my spine -- I also get that when touching velvet material, suede material, or peaches (or nectarines - I think it's them) But anyway, it drives me mad!

...I got the problem sorted. As for the avatar thing, I couln't give a flying f**k about what you might think of it -- it's what I use, liked, and will use till I change it soon...

...Yea, well, why not

...Man someone must have thrown curry powder in your eyes or something!

...no excuse!

...you ran into a table? Now that's just insane!

lol

Sprites are a bit too visible, try and weaken the value to about 170

Just look how the sofa moves!

If I ever get like that -- shoot me for Godsake!

...just most...

I gave plenty of info, maybe they are blind.

Hahaha!

..hah! They call crisps 'potato chips', chips 'fries' and pop 'soda'. Man what's the matter with these people.

...I see...

Yeah what a knucklehead. I mean, if you had a name like that would you dare make fun of anyone?