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He chose this life and so he gets what he deserved. If you do something wrong then you know the consequences and you have to live with it.

Yes, because people always think about the consequences of their actions, especially if they're not right in the head.

And I agree that the resemblence between him and the kid in bully is uncanny.

Mental institutions, my man.

http://www.engadget.com/2007/04/02/steve-jobs-and-emi-present-an-exciting-new-digital-offering/

Good news for the two or three people here who aren't pirates.

Exclusive first look in the may Issue of Game Informer for those who can get it.

The Exmortis series was kinda creepy. I'm too lazy to link, but you can look it up on newgrounds.

The person anove me needs to

The person above me loves to bitch about his prostate over a gallon mug of rum and coke.

Ahaha, 1337 is the least of my parents worries. If they knew what ZombieLoffe was like...

She probably thought she was being robbed

I use Firefox and I've only had this problem once or twice.

Its a wonderful world we live in guys. Personally, my plan is to take as many as I can with me.

Meh, im happiliy overpopulating my corner of the world. But im getting sick of those asses trying to recrute me for a alliance, im seriously thinking about nuking them when they are going to stay bugging me. Got money enough to get a nice cozy stockpile.

Eh, I don't play this game anymore, but I think a "Do not call" list on the Cybernations forums might help.

Uh, I knew where a tutorial for the first one was at one point, but I'm to lazy and tired to look for it right now. Try Google.

Destiny has always confused me. Sure, to prove that I have free will I could say that I could turn this computer off right now and go out side, or rase my arms up and sing, or randomly curse everyone out of my own accord. But one these things happen that means that they always were going to happen, from the begginging of the universe that moment when I moved my arms up a few inches and broke into a chorus of "where's cpatain kirk" was always going to happen, and there was nothing I could do about it. Other then do something else but then the case would be the same for that action...

ungh, my brain hurts. Sorry if this post sounds stupid, I'm really tired right now.

Have a look at this, too

I'm moving to Wyoming

An excerpt from CBS news.

"Assistant Chief Alan Dreher said the officers had a legal warrant and 'knocked and announced' before they forced open the door. He said they were justified in shooting once they were fired upon."

They didn't have any idea who the hell was in there, they didn't know that the woman probably didn't hear them. No one is to blame but the one who pointed the police in that direction.

It doesn't get much more explicit then that

You might want to change the fact that its a private vid

I think I had this problem once, did you check for leaks?

And please remember, this is only the second map I've ever come close to finishing. So it won't be great (I'm trying to shoot past "crappy" this time).

Of course, the lights here are just placeholders. And as I said, I will be adding more detail.

Not all game music sucks, the Halo 2 sound track comes to mind.

if I have a son I'm naming him Gordon

D'oh, guss I'll change the name... Combine invasion?

Anyway, the game will be for HL2. I'm about 40% of the way through and I still need to add entities (lights, 'splosions, physics objects ect.) and some more detail with the brushwork (making buildings look less flat, and chunks of buildings that will be blown off mostly).

I'm uploading screens now so you can expect those in about half in hour (yeah, sucks for me).

EDIT: Ok, this took a bit longer then half an hour, but here we are:

They look dark in the thumbnails, but it's not so bad when you size it up.

The story: You (the innocent bystander) are walking about minding your own business when you see a blinking red light emanating from a nearby alleyway.
When you go to investigate the light stops suddenly with the sound of two quick beeps. You hear a far off a explosion and...
Boom! The invasion of earth has begun and your in the thick of it.
First order of business: Run like hell

(Note: I am NOT trying to recreate the seven hour war.)

So yeah, if this turns out well I'm going to try making a series out of it.

Screens to come

Creepy picture Tosse, you look like a gang leader.

I'm an over-serious tard, and I'm proud.

Full Name : Lucas Polito
Age: 15
Hometown : Southfield, MI
Born in: [strike]Southfeild[/strike] Southfield
Self Classification: Your neighborhood fuck up.

Education: [strike]Sophmore[/strike] Sophomore in high school

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Fight Club
2nd) Reservior Dogs
3rd) Snatch

Favourite Meal: I like a good bowl of soup or chili. Chili... fuck ya...

Favourite Actor: Brad Pitt (Fuck you, [strike]im[/strike] I'm not gay.)

Favourite Actress: Who knows who their favorite actress is? PSSH

Favourite Game to Date: I [strike]couldnt[/strike] couldn't decide.

Game your looking forward to: TEAM FUCKING FORTRESS FUCKING 2 and Spore.

Favourite Bands:
1) Beastie Boys
2) Gorillaz
3) I [strike]dont[/strike] don't usually follow a band, just songs [strike]i[/strike] I like.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Hot chocolate and Iced Tea (sugar please).

Favourite Alcohol: LOLIMADRUNK

Hobbies: Computers, video games of all sorts, technology shits (not vice versa).

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 3

Things that make you smile: Certain girls.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Mitch Hedberg or old SNL skits. (new ones suck cawk)

Things that annoy you: Things that [strike]dont[/strike] don't work properly.

Things that well and truely piss you off: People who use AIM talk (die [strike]damnit[/strike] damn it), Scientology, and these kind of threads.

Well, what school did you go too?

EDIT: Argh, forgot that BBcode command. Well, you get my point.

No WONDER both of you cant spell!

Its since* not sence.

Yeah, one typo means I can't spell.

Full Name : Gunter Vonbourgenhausen XXV
Age: 14
Hometown : Your not finding out and you never will
Born in: Ohio
Self Classification: Nerdy homeschooler

Education: Homeschooled sence the age of five

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2nd) Young frankenstein
3rd) Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

Favourite Meal: Grilled sausage and goat cheese on a bun with home made fries and a salad.

Favourite Actor: Harrison Ford

Favourite Actress: That woman who played Mcgonnigal in the harry potter movies (not her greatest rolls, but I can't remember her name)

Favourite Game to Date: Okami

Game your looking forward to: Assassin's Creed

Favourite Bands:
1) AC/DC
2) The Jimi Hendrix Experience
3) Flogging molly

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Hot cocoa (Even then I don't drink much of it) & Goat milk

Favourite Alcohol: The rubbing kind

Hobbies: Level Design, Drumming, Tae Kwon Do (2nd degree black belt), Cartooning, writing.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Nein

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: none

Things that make you smile: Goat cheese

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Bloom County

Things that annoy you:
Idiots, its all I anyone needs to be annoyed by.

Things that well and truely piss you off: Huge idiots

Me: http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9150/11dl9.jpg

Next compo will be a HL1 compo. Since the source compo has just closed. unsure - :

So were taking turns now?

Um... change the name of your computer?

Good posing, though he could have a teency bit more expression.

That and the gag sucked :P.

Was it you who put that in there?

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Stingray&oldid=73698620

(scroll down)

i dont believe it. has valve actually listened to the complaints of the public!?!?!

I think it was clear that no one was going to buy these games, steam hasn't kept them from making lots of money so far. People have always, grudgingly, bougt games from steam anyway.

Shameless, utterly shameless. I liked steam a few mintues ago.

God:
Are you serious? OK. If not me, who?
Me:
ME.
God:
With you Evan?
Me:
How did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
So you knew my desire through instinnct. You are my soul mate!
God:
Interesting deduction. No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out. We are as one.
Me:
yes, we are as one, and we always will be
God:
Oh. Do you think I am as one and we always will be too?
Me:
Hold me!
God:
My arms are not attached.

God is so romantic.

My encounter with THE LORD...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Gunter
God:
Glad to see you, Gunter.
Me:
Whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
Tell me now
God:
Right now? I thought I told you already.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Uuummmm cheese
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
O really?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
Fo sho
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
kjndfjkn!!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
STFU
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
My eyes
God:
Humans identify themselves with their eye color.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Do you like eating dirt?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
I didn't know god ate at all...
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Nuh uh
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Holy crap, it regus!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I've come to repent
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
AHHHH!!!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
...
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Grrr...
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Look, I HATE YOU!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Your a robot?
God:
You are correct, Gunter, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
God is a robot
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
Your not god?
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
is it yours?
God:
Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
It intrests my brother
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
I KNOW THAT *@^#IT!!
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
No one
God:
Then how do you know.
Me:
I figgured it out my self
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Gunter said I figgured it out his or her self.
Me:
Yes, I mind
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

What a dumbass

I don't think this place even deserves gay porn any more...

I know there is a plugin for photoshop wich you can use to bump map for HL2, but I was wondering if there was a similar plugin for Corel photopaint.

Help appreciated.

my SDK is working perfectly, in fact I'm enjoying the faster model veiwer quite a bit.

Nyah nyah.

Hahaha, thats right ban 'em all. Or even better, kill the site and hope people post their useless-crap maps somewhere else so they can be drowned out by things far superior to them! Gwarhar!

Nice

I'm reporting you all to the interweb police

not to mention it's super illegal to download one if you don't own the actual game.

...Aren't emulators illigal anyway?

Man, Half Life 2 look so much better on other peoples computers .

floating seventh monkey heads... I love it!

I couldn't think of any way to make mine unique so I just finished it in an extremely half-assed way and submitted. Its not that hard to finish.

Would any source mappers be interested in doing something like this if the next compo turns out to be for HL1?

Oh, and n00b #2, your download keeps stopping in the middle. Not sure if the problem has to do with your hosting or my internet connection. Just thought I'd point it out.

Alright, I'm uploading mmine now.

EDIT: Gah, I forgot to add in my description, it MUST be played in Counter Strike: Source.