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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 20:59:11 UTC
in XFire Post #95571
lol.. iv had xfire for aaaages.. you guys only just found it? as well..

I'm hunterfsc

Someone challenge me too CS 1.6 and ill whoop yo ass :)
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 19:37:43 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95548
Suddenly, the explosion exploded
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 17:57:25 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #95288
i got it off your e-mail address on the Proboards forums :)
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 17:57:05 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #95287
cool
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 17:43:35 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95285
.. then the blueberry muffin that holds space and time together... exploded...
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 09:35:13 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95150
... like that pink stuff you get on planes that they call a meal...

Then middle earth exploded
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 09:07:39 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95147
"Bless me little hobbit's feet mister frodo!" Said Sam worridy, "I don't think we should trust him..."
"Nonsense, Sam!" Replied Frodo, "Just look how happy he is!"

"hehehehehhe kill the hobbits! heheheheehehhe!"

"You see, sam?" Said Frodo, "We can trust him"

Suddenly
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 14:56:54 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95029
by some naughty little chipmunks
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 13:11:06 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #95020
aye matey the mod goes well.. i beleieve.. all is gooseberry good on my part.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 13:09:53 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95019
... habboi was then spanked by michael jackson and sent to correcting school
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 11:47:33 UTC
in Hammer 4 and Counter-strike 1.6 Post #95007
no u cant.... im pretty sure you can only use 3.5 and before.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 11:46:26 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #95006
and even if you did its a free download.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 11:44:35 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95005
thus resulting a random plot change...

"Oh no!" Shouted george as the
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 17:19:46 UTC
in Urb's Multiple Choice Fan Fiction Post #94860
A is the best choice... It'll make Dan even more pissed at the combine and he might do some crazy shit to sacrifice himself for the rebellion.. that'd be cool
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 17:12:54 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94859
Australian romping sector
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 17:03:42 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #94857
well... since your doing the most for this mod, i have to agree with you... :( mercenary, your out unless you can prove yourself....

Sorry mate..

:(
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 10:55:42 UTC
in Respect the mappers Post #94738
"WonderIEMC" to the tune of "Wonderboy" By Tenacious D

High above the my first map, lab made of cliffs,
There sits Monkeychow, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to spam when you're high above the my first map.
Yeah, yeah.
Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the multipleHL2example?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young monkeychow,
archrival and nemesis of monkeychow, with powers comparable to Monkeychow.
What powers you ask? how 'bout the power of spam?
That do anything for ya? That's immitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a map from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's immitation, Atom.
How 'bout the power to move you?

[sung]
History of Monkeychow and Young comma,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold map to behold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the my first map?

[spoken]
Well, Monkeychow and Young comma joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves obey teh cheese. That's right,
[sung]
I - E - MC!
[MC (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Obey Teh Cheese!
Come spam with me SPAM!

Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the my first map,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young comma, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty maaaaaps.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 10:46:20 UTC
in Respect the mappers Post #94735
oh oh oh!! iv got a brilliant one! hang on
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 10:14:50 UTC
in Find out who the spammers are. Post #94734
You should monitor who rates the maps... Some prick keeps rating all my maps 1 star repeatedly without downloading.. im so goddamned pisssed off. Who is it that gets a kick out of doing that? your a shit, whoever you are. get a life
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 10:12:44 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94733
Appart from about 4 hours through when he goes to make a sandwich
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 14:11:40 UTC
in Respect the mappers Post #94599
hhahahahahahahaha
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 14:09:19 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94598
anyway, back on pluto, king fork the tent-eating plane was
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 12:56:37 UTC
in dying project - last request Post #94593
even if you did get it to work - the lag would be unplayable
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 12:53:19 UTC
in TWHL: The non-motion picture! Post #94592
you cant have trillion billion... you can have billion trillion but not the other way round
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 12:44:51 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94591
with huis lueft handy
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 12:44:26 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94590
and drinkin cheap brandy
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 08:57:26 UTC
in A Horror Idea, Some Screens Post #94565
uhm seventh, i was making a joke.... be nice. you mean old monkey god
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 08:56:25 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #94564
short and sweet answer :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 08:55:14 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94563
And so, the kingdom of Habboville was rejoiced at the loss of their shitty king.
Next to take the throne was
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:23:39 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94429
in the middle of the yellow submarine...
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:16:03 UTC
in A Horror Idea, Some Screens Post #94426
wasnt this forum something do do with half-life at one point?
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:14:20 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94425
this was found rather puzzling by the public for three reasons.

1. How did they lift it.
2. Since when was the statue of liberty anything to do with this planet anyway.
3. Where shall we have lunch.

This resulted in a huge
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 12:24:33 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94404
Four years later and the Earth we once new has gone. The whole planet has been enslaved by Rastafarians who call themselves Combine troopers.
Cheap Jamaican reggae music fills the air as a newly resurrected Seventh Monkey pull a crowbar from a dead guy in an HEV suit
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 07:33:19 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #94377
okay done.. check the site
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 07:32:31 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94376
a big pile of diamonds.... Which is funny cos it just so happened that concealed inside IEMC's favourite teddy bear there were also diamonds.
Anyways, in this mind bogglingly random story, a dancing pinapple came along holding a tomahawk which he
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:56:07 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #94303
oh nvm, it just came through.. i'll upload right now
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:54:11 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #94302
no e-mail.. did u send it mr.jgamer@ntlworld.com ? cos some people send e-mails to mr.jgamer@hotmail.com and it doesnt exist
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:39:11 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94297
a Burmese kitten decided that enough was enough and forced Jahzel to read THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:16:12 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94284
stepped over to him only do accidentaly step on a landmine. well thats him out of the way...

Meanwhile at the Douglas Adam's memorial party, Zaphod Beeblebrox was
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:08:56 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94277
decided that that post didnt make sense and went back to

'after saying "BrattyLord" 3 times in the bathroom mirror'
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:03:47 UTC
in monkey Post #94269
lol... related to George dubyah perhaps? lol.. he sound like a prick.. eat him.. or make him spend a few days in solitary confinement with IEMC spamming
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:02:44 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94268
this is mainly odd becuase of the 'his' part seing as OOH OOH AAH AHH was a female monkey...... However, one faitful night
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:00:13 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94262
which is odd because
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:59:33 UTC
in monkey Post #94261
lol whts this about? i dont use IRC but this sounds juicy
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:57:46 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94257
which centered mostle around one sexy monkey named OOH OOH AAH AHH
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:53:53 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #94252
.. sigh although you are a 'go' .... i was actually meaning to type god... sir..
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:52:31 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94251
which laughed manically before it remembered that it couldnt swim and thus drowned.... Meanwhile in space
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 13:27:51 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94154
after three coats of oil, the purchasing of some kinky lingerie, dajuppi got up on satge with the pole and did the deed that put em in prison..

In prison Dajuppi met
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:54:33 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #94150
hmm, okay people, the site has been updated, but only mappers for the mod (with exceptions of
Habboi - cos hes our News Slut
Seventh - Cos hes a go and can do what he wants
and Rabid - cos hes just such a nice guy)
So take a look.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/darchibald/hostagesituation/
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Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC
in Story numba three Post #94148
Okay, here we go...

Once upon a time, in a TWHL member get-together, Muzzleflash, Seventh-Monkey and IEMC were at a table drinking punch when suddenly,
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