Who the f**k are you? Created 18 years ago2005-12-27 12:42:00 UTC by monster_urby

I know this has been done to death (on fact I have started at least 2 myself) but this one really dives in deep. I'm going to open up and tell you everything about myself (to a certain extent. nothing like addresses or family) and see if you return the favour like the nice people you are.

You can use this pre-made form if you like or you can add your own stuff.

(Self)
Full Name : Andrew John Scott Morris
Age: 19
Hometown : Market Drayton
Born in: Telford
Self Classification: Emo Rockin' Punky Nerd.

Education: 11 GSCE's, Failed a BTEC Natoinal Diploma in IT, starting a BSc in Computing next year (hopefully.

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd): 1st) Saving Private Ryan, 2nd) The Green Mile, 3rd) Me, Myself and Irene.

Favourite Meal: Sunday Roast Dinner (Chicken)

Favourite Actor: Barry Pepper

Favourite Actress: Jennifer Ellison (you can probably guess why)

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life 2 (Garrys Mod mostly)

Game your looking forward too: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Favourite Bands: My Chemical Romance, Green Day.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Coffee and Coca Cola.

Favourite Alcohol: Grolsch

Hobbies: Gaming and Modding, Shooting, Excercising (<--from now on, getting a beer gut) Oh and Drinking hence the aforementioned beer gut.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: My Girlfriend, Free Stuff, Gadgets, Beer, Chocolate, Darkness, SEXES!!! (Better in Public Places. I'll say no more.)

Things that make you really laugh out loud: People falling over (the older the better), Comedians, My Brother in Law, Angry people, Drunk people, the word 'Pineapple' in a random situation (e.g. said to somone you don't know), the word 'Penis' in a professional situation (e.g. Doodled on an important document.) Saying something stupid in a Russian accent, Cursing while doing and impression of the Queen, Impressions of the Queen, Bottom Live.

Things that annoy you: PC Crashes, Condoms, People who think they're great (funny, better than others, cool or attractive) but really aren't, winter.

Things that well and truely piss you off: My Car, Ice, My car combined with Ice (fucking ice cube on wheels), Unreasonable People, Chavs, Burberry in general, No signal on my mobile, Wasps, the word C*nt (Don't know why)

Photo (optional):

And no, I will never ask for your help!

http://twhl.co.za/forums.php?pg=last&action=viewthread&id=10086

as a matter of fact, I think your a prick!

"And no, I will never ask for your help!
http://twhl.co.za/forums.php?pg=last&act
ion=viewthread&id=10086

as a matter of fact, I think your a prick!"

Ahh, friendly TWHL forums at its finest.

as a matter of fact, I think your a prick!

cheers

May I ask why? Other than the fact I got a little carried away with a post in your thread.

(Self)
Full Name : Jonas Henrik Alexander Moilanen (my grandfather's from finland)
Age: 18
Hometown : G?vle
Born in: G?vle
Self Classification: super mega ?ber 1337 metal dude who loves HL

Education: well.. studying my final year @ (roughly translated) "computer-techics". :P:P

(Interests)
Favourite Films: Full metal jacket, nightmare before christmas, clockwork orange, underworld

Favourite Meal: Tacos, pizza, K?TTBULLAR!

Favourite Actor: dunno

Favourite Actress: Kate beckinsale (because she's so friggin hot in underworld)

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life and WoW

Game your looking forward too: S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Twilight Princess

Favourite Bands: Cryptopsy, Gojira, Dimmu Borgir and of course Prodigy

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Pepsi

Favourite Alcohol: Whisky (preferrably J.D or famous grouse)

Hobbies: Gaming, playing with my band, sitting around, getting wasted, being evil

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: err... about 7

Things that make you smile: When you gib someone with the crowbar in HLDM, Old NES games (the music), my friends and so on

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Quite few things do actually, i laugh very quiet. But I guess that someone slipping when it's icy outside always makes me laugh.

Things that annoy you: Most people, having to get out of bed early in the morning, the random rebooting feature my pc has.

Things that well and truely piss you off: People that think I give a shit about their opinion, people with an agenda, small dogs that bark at me (i wouldn't bark at someone that's 10 times my size, stupid dog), old people that take forever to get on and off the bus, not having money and so on.

well, I just thought you could have left the fact that you did'nt want to give me tips or hints out of the thread.. it was spam. :

lol.

Nice one. Thanks for sharing!

btw..
Sorry for calling you a prick, I got carried away too.. lol

well, I just thought you could have left the fact that you did'nt want to give me tips or hints out of the thread.. it was spam

Sorry, I'm having one of those days. I'll get a MOD to delete the post.

Sorry for calling you a prick then. Where cool.

Cheers mate. Sorry again.

(Self)
Full Name : James Daniel Kraemer
Age: 17
Hometown : Coventry CT, USA
Born in: Coventry CT, USA
Self Classification: Mega-Strong, Mega-Sexy, Egotistical Computer Geek
Education: 12th Grade (Final Year) Tech School, Course: Information Systems Technology
(Interests)
Favourite Films: Ocean's Eleven, Bio-Dome, Sin City (To name a few)

Favourite Meal: Papa Gino's Pizza, Home Made French Fries, Buffalo Chicken Wings (all together as one meal)

Favourite Actor: Al Pacino

Favourite Actress: Jessica Alba (but its not her acting skills that I'm interested in )

Favourite Game to Date: Legend of Legaia

Game your looking forward too: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (been waiting for more than 2 years now)

Favourite Bands: Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Queen, Rush

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Dunkachino/Monster Energy Drink

Favourite Alcohol: Not a drinker, but in memory of my late friend Garret - Budweiser

Hobbies: Gaming (console and PC) Game creation, and sadly.. work

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: Serious relationships - just one.. others.. countless

Things that make you smile: My Girlfriend, fixing a broken computer, other people liking my maps, compliments

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Cats in funny outfits Clicky, people falling down ftw.

Things that annoy you: n00bs, retards asking me to make them a computer, retards who can't fix the simplest of computer problems, my sister (when she forgets her meds.. crazy bi-polar girl)

Things that well and truely piss you off: Anger and Annoyance are one the same to me.

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Favourite bands: Daft Punk, Gorillaz

Damn, same here. Forgot those ones.

stuffonmycat.com

There's another for my LOL list.

I am me.

:/

(Self)
Full Name : James Douglas Charles Archibald
Age: 14
Hometown : Erskine
Born in: Glasgow
Self Classification: Hardcore mosh-pit loving geek

Education: 4 ducks and a singing llama

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd): 1st) Donnie Darko, 2nd) The Shawshank Redemption, 3rd) Blues Brothers

Favourite Meal: Chicken Pasty (orgasm in pastry, seriously)

Favourite Actor: Sir Sean Connery

Favourite Actress: ?

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life

Game your looking forward to: The Movies (already out but i dont have it)

Favourite Bands: Breaking Benjamin, Chimaira, Killswitch Engage, Alexisonfire, 36 CrazyFists

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Tea & milk

Favourite Alcohol: white wine

Hobbies: Level Design, Drum Kit, Moshing, Headbanging, comic..ing, writing.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: atm, no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: Dan Akeroyd

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Simon Pegg, Bill Bailey

Things that annoy you: Mark Matheson 38 Mains Wood, Erskine, Scotland, PA8 7JW SOMEBODY RAPE HIM!

Things that well and truely piss you off: Wanna-be emo kids who are pathetic and say they are going to cut themselves purely for attention and never do.

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/8311/dscn36409lb.jpg

Wanna-be emo kids who are pathetic and say they are going to cut themselves purely for attention and never do.

Thats almost me except I'm not a kid and I don't cut myself and don't want to and I'm more Punk than Emo. But I am pathetic.

Mark Matheson 38 Mains Wood, Erskine, Scotland, PA8 7JW SOMEBODY RAPE HIM!

Would that be an arch enemy by any chance?

(Self)
Name : Alex
Age: 16
Hometown : Upminster
Born in: England
Self Classification: Techno music and FPS / Driving game fanatic
Education: me... educated!!! tut-tut. doing GCSE's now.

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd): 1st) Bad Boys 2, 2nd) The Shawshank Redemption, 3rd) Blues Brothers

Favourite Meal: Mexican (Tacos)

Favourite Actor: Will Smith

Favourite Actress: Catherine Zeta-Jones.... mmmm taste!

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life 2

Game your looking forward to: HL3 & Gran Turismo 5 (PS3)

Favourite Bands: Anything with bass!

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): coke

Favourite Alcohol: Apple Sourz liquor

Hobbies: Mapping, gaming (FPS and driving) shooting (rifle) swimming, weights

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 3

Things that make you smile: porn

Things that make you really laugh out loud: previous posts in this thread, and my sister playing NFS:MW

Things that annoy you: people that are better than me at anything, walkers crisps (stingy amounts)

Things that well and truely piss you off: attention seekers (I SAID ATTENTION SEEKERS YOU BASTARDS, LOOK AT ME!) expensive computer components, not being trusted to do an adults job, even though I might be better than them!

the word 'Penis' in a professional situation

Heheheheh.

Full Name : Alexander Lawrie Wood
Age: 17
Hometown : Hastings
Born in: Hastings (well, on the outskirts)
Self Classification: amiable mock-eccentric geek

Education: GCSEs, AS-levels, presently doing A2s. Intend to proceed to study Electronic Engineering at Uni (MEng).

(Interests)
Favourite Films (no order): The Usual Suspects, Ali G, Die Hard

Favourite Meal: Spinach souffl? with sweetcorn and mashed potatoes followed by some kind of hot pudding.

Favourite Actor: none, really.

Favourite Actress: none, really.

Favourite Game to Date: BF2 :).

Game your looking forward too: BF3?

Favourite music: EELS, Randy Newman, John Cale, Jimmy Eat World, Mozart.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): white hot chocolate with marshmallows/milk, apple juice, icy tap water

Favourite Alcohol: Rum. Yum.

Hobbies: languages, piano, all things geeky, walking

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Nyet

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 1

Things that make you smile: puns, smiles, uh, friends, previous posts in this thread (the little gripes).

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Bill Bailey, something I can't remember, from a couple of days ago, other stuff that I've forgotten, the Scottish as represented in The Simpsons:

SCOT 1 (without emotion): "We've lost our homes and everything we hold dear."
SCOT 2: "Aye."

Things that annoy you: BF2 crashes, uncomfortable clothes (you know how sometimes you just can't seem to get comfortable?). Not easily annoyed.

Things that well and truely piss you off: religion, harmful idiocy.

seventh, i'm... im scared.. you look almost.... dignified in that photo.. WHAT THE FUCK?!??! THE WORLD IS BACKWARDS!!!!

You kinda look like a lion there, Seventh-Lion...

Dignified lion, eh? Interesting.

oh n0es!1 It's Mofasa!

oh...omg...your not realy a monkey that escaped the science testing lab's (clever computer literate monkeys trained by using electrode's on testicles)

In the interests of illicit alcoholing, how old would you say I look?

Urby himself looks older than nineteen, I reckon (in a good way :P).

you look 17... coz you look jus like me sisters m8s that are also 17

through my beer goggles you look about 18-19...hang on I'll have another drink (Gulp!)... you kinda look like Lawrence from that English changing room show...he's gotta be about 30+

you kinda look like Lawrence from that English changing room show...he's gotta be about 30+

Ahaha, been compared to him before.

Full Name : satchmo the second (sorry, but I gotta stay anonymous, otherwise I'd have to censor myself all the time for professional reasons)
Age: 33
Hometown : Los Angeles
Born in: Taipei, Taiwan (island off the coast of mainland China)
Self Classification: ultra-geek with a heart of gold and obsessive compulsion

Education: college, medical school, pediatric residency

(Interests)
Favourite Films (no order): Moulin Rouge, Minority Report, Munich

Favourite Meal: sea bass in Melbourne, Australia (the dinner when I proposed to my wife)

Favourite Actor: Ralph Fiennes

Favourite Actress: Naomi Watts, Penelope Cruz

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life 2

Game your looking forward too: Half-Life 3

Favourite music: Louis Armstrong, of course (old time New Orleans Jazz)

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): strawberry-flavored soymilk

Favourite Alcohol: dark ale

Hobbies: FPS games, mapping, hanging out at TWHL and the SnarkPit (used to lift weights, but that was before the injury)

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Wife

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: cute babies or animals, cool maps

Things that make you really laugh out loud: only my wife and my best friend can do that to me

Things that annoy you: ignorance, laziness

Things that well and truely piss you off: irresponsible parents, people who don't appreciate it when you're trying to be helpful, rude and selfish people

Full Name : Juuso Oskari Leskinen
Age: 15
Hometown : Kuopio, Finland
Born in: Kuopio, Finland
Self Classification: Ugly geek.
Education: 9th Grade - Lower secondary school

Favourite Films: American History X, Scarface, Donnie Darko..

Favourite Meal: -

Favourite Actor: Al Pacino, Edward Norton

Favourite Actress: Umm, Jessica Alba cough

Favourite Game to Date: Super Mario World

Game your looking forward too: -

Favourite Bands: Deathchain, Barathrum, Children of Bodom, Jimi Hendrix, Ramones..

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Coffee

Favourite Alcohol: Cold beer

Hobbies: Haha, none.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: None

Things that make you smile: 4chan. (yes, it's sad)

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Crappy jokes & 4chan.

Things that annoy you: I don't have life. OH EMO.

Things that well and truely piss you off: 95% of people.

Pic:
;----3

Wow, Dajuppi, I didn't realize we had that much in common.. wow. I forgot.. Scarface is on my movie list as well.. I also like Hendrix and The Ramones, and Edward Norton, I fancy him in Fight Club more though.
Ah the days of Super Mario.. /remenisce

(Self)
Full Name : Casper de Wit
Age: 16
Hometown : Voorhout
Born in: Voorhout
Self Classification: Wa? I'm a cessna!

Education: MAVO-TL Now following HAVO in the 4th year.
(Interests)

Favourite Films : Anything with a vehicles that moves through the air driven by a pison engine or a sucktion thingie called a jet engine will do fine.

Favourite Meal: Baked potatoe's

Favourite Actor: Actors dont fly....

Favourite Actress: Neither do acresses.

Favourite Game to Date: Flight simulator / Il-2 Sturmovik + FB + AEP + PF

Game your looking forward too: Flight simulator 2006

Favourite Bands: Queen, Eric clapton, Racoon

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): coffee

Favourite Alcohol: Heineken

Hobbies:

Something pilots call flying and normal people call crazy. Somewhere along these lines i hopped on the game design bandwagon and started playing guitar.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: Anything that involes flying.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: People whom think that helicopters have lift.

Things that annoy you

People whom arent pilot.

Photo (optional):

T'is me:

hmm.. do you like something to do with flying perhaps, pepper?

(Self)
Full Name : William Terence Nicholls
Age: 16 (17 in April)
Hometown : Hertfordshire, Potter's Bar, Cuffley
Born in: Censored
Self Classification: Computer user who has nothing better to do than play games or make games.

Education: 11 GSCE's, A-C, currently doing Sixth Form...
(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd): 1st) Zone of the Enders: Doleres, 2nd) Lord of the Rings, 3rd) Uhm I dunno, I like any film with ACTION!

Favourite Meal: CHICKEN! FRIED CHICKEN! KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN! KFC!!!!!11!!!

Favourite Actor: That guy in Friends um the Joey guy

Favourite Actress: Any with a fine ass...

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life 2 because I can use its SDK with ease.

Game your looking forward too: KINGDOM HEARTS 2 MAN 4 years waiting for it!!GAH!

Favourite Bands: Metallica and anything heavy!

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Tea, Coke, Dr Pepper, Sprite, basically anything fizzy...

Favourite Alcohol: Meh, alchol doesn't interest me, Wine just burns my throat and beer just kills braincells.

Hobbies: Gaming and Modding

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Non

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2 Heh I realised they are not worth getting at my age...

Things that make you smile: HahahHAHAHA anything funny! or looks stupid that it just makes you laugh your head off aka Riki-Oh!!!

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Anything that is completely stupid like guys exploding and sumo's being punched in the stomach and explode.

Things that annoy you: PC Crashes, assholes who think they are tough and bully kids but on their own are wooses! Steam crashing and not being able to map! Maps that have errors! Maps that are corrupted and LOST! GAH!

Things that well and truely piss you off: Assholes that talk to me, they talk to me, they die!

Photo (optional):

Erm:

Listen to Big Dane. As for me, you know most of what you need to.

Seventh looks like weird al, rofl.

Teehee. As for a current one of me:

Pending update!

LMAO wow, rofl.

Well, you said it yourself.. lmao

Full Name : Sean
Age: 22
Self Classification: I try not to.
Education: 8 GCSEs, dropped out of AVCE/GNVQ ICT and AS/A level psychology. Did psychology night classes...dropped out. Did an administration GNVQ...dropped out. Open university Social sciences... (you get the picture). Doing an admin course in january.

(Interests)

Hobbies: Alcoholism, drug taking and whining about it on IRC.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes.

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: Seven sexual partners, 3 serious relationships.

Things that make you smile: Shit happenning to other people.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Mainly standup comedy. The biggest laugh I ever had was an old woman falling flat on her back in a cartoon style (as in vertical to horizontal with no stumbling or grabbing things). I literally laughed my ass off howling and pointed. Noone else did, since I was in a bank.

Things that well and truely piss you off: A psychotic woman and gang of drunken men who want to kill me due to a neighbourly despute of sorts. (YES, my arch nemisis is a woman!)

Photo:

Yay, Sean!

Odd photo. You look like you're whistling whilst asleep.

I remember a friend of mine who freeked me out because he was sleeping with his eyes open.

Of course he wasn't awake cause I was doing stuff to him like waving my hand and clapping in his face. I swear if someone makes a joke of that previous comment 'I was doing stuff to him' then i'll slap them with my admin powers: sv_slap 1.

Okay, since everyone else posted a picture of himself, I will too.

I can't believe no one has done this yet...Bahahahahahah.

ANYWHO, a slightly more recent image of me, rather excited.edit:

Jessica Alba (but its not her acting skills that I'm interested in )

I concur.

edit again: oh poo, the gif isn't working.

yes it is

secks

And that seventh and lion king thing is scary...

name: simon

thats all

OMG Trapt that's hilarious! That's the sexiest gif i've ever seen ass well!

chavs, Burberry in general...

Mark Matheson 38 Mains Wood, Erskine, Scotland, PA8 7JW SOMEBODY RAPE HIM!

OMGWTFBBQ!

Nice pictures all too!

edit: Oooh forgot to say Zombieloffe looks super-evil!

Seventh i never knew you had long hair.

Satcheh looks a little film noir.

(Self)
Full Name : Antanas Budvytis (The name is Lithuanian, don't bother trying to say it :P)
Age: 15
Hometown : Vilnius
Born in: Vilnius
Self Classification: A sleepy, ranting, programming and HL obsessed.. geek?

Education: 9th grade
(Interests)
Favourite Films: Mostly retro shit like Deep Throat and most of the films from the 70s-40s that aren't too cheesy (not that I don't expect them to be cheesy :). I also liked Das Boot, Bad Santa, Green Mile, Me, Myself and Irene (this one really pwns, Urb.. ;)), Snoop Dogg's soul plane, Snoop Dogg's car wash...

Favourite Meal: Some good Italian, Mexican or Lithuanian food.

Favourite Actor: Mike Myers (as Austin Powers)

Favourite Actress: Hale Berry

Favourite Game to Date: Everything HL, B&W series

Game your looking forward too: BF2?

Favourite Bands: Frank Zappa!!, Steve Vai and other bands that don't play lame crap..

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): H2O

Favourite Alcohol: Beer, Wine.. Gin.

Hobbies: Programming, Mapping, Karate, Movies.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: erm... 3

Things that make you smile: Ma' Girlfriend, good music, a good book/movie

Things that make you really laugh out loud: People trying to pwn others, my sister, some of my mates, memories of myself in the past, Jacko and many many many MANY more...

Things that annoy you: My Girlfriend (sometimes), My sister (often), School (always), My grades, Bugs in Delphi that bash your work, cheesy movies, and the list would go on and on and on..

Things that well and truely piss you off: Some of my classmates that suck donkey balls and think that they're ultra 1337 and try to prove that to everyone all the time, Gogis (one of those classmates), pop music (blam that cheesy piece of nutty fuckin crap!!), singers that remake older/retro songs, George Bush, soaps, people who watch soaps and expect something new in the next episode, although it's always the same old lame shit!, child rapists (slaughter all of those fucks), and the list would go on for a long time..

Photo (optional): n/a

That be it..

heh Trapt, I suddenly like you, and don't want to eat your soul. (sorry The Hunter)