Its simple.
You're walking down the street one dark, cold night.
All of a sudden, you are mugged, raped and murdered (choose your own order)
Don't you wish somebody had been there to save you?
Well, now they can be.
What would be your ideal protection army?
The Weird, the Wonderful & the doorknob
Created 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:26:28 UTC by
Archie
Created 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:26:28 UTC by
Archie
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:26:28 UTC
Post #167313
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:27:53 UTC
Post #167314
MY SHITZUS AND PUFFA PYCH!
Oh and a cat.
cough
Oh and a cat.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:28:58 UTC
Post #167316
Is the US-army an option?
I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. :S
I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. :S
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:30:14 UTC
Post #167317
Thats becasue your a cow.
GET OFF MY INTERNETS!
Basically do what I did and post an army of stuffs. lawl internet
GET OFF MY INTERNETS!
Basically do what I did and post an army of stuffs. lawl internet
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:30:47 UTC
Post #167318
Gordon Freeman!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:31:28 UTC
Post #167319
Well, I guess I would use BEEDOGS!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:33:59 UTC
Post #167320
An army of hot blondes. The robber'd be like "LOL" and stand there, fully erect.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:34:52 UTC
Post #167321
trust you, ZL
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:38:02 UTC
Post #167323
My ideal protection army would have to be either the 'Power Rangers' or 'Super Kung Fu Ninja's'...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2447877231270015933
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2447877231270015933
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 19:36:48 UTC
Post #167330
Dammit, photobucket sucks. It doesn't work.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 19:38:16 UTC
Post #167333
Works perfectly for me. Photobucket owns the shite out of Imageshack.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 19:58:23 UTC
Post #167334
Imageshack is good for images that you want temporarily hosted but PhotoBucket is great for hosting permanent images that can be organised into folders. I am using it now to host website pictures...Really useful.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 20:04:52 UTC
Post #167336
I'd fart, that would make that bastard's brain boil, his hart stop... But before that his anus would come alive and eat his legs and his lungs would burst, that would break his ribs and destroy the hart, and by destoying it, it stops.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 22:51:57 UTC
Post #167343
I'd choose Theodore Roosevelt, because he's the master of stealthy maneuvers and carries a giant club with him everywhere he goes.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 23:25:22 UTC
Post #167344
A nice piece of Canadian bacon. They are the best heros of all.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 23:32:00 UTC
Post #167347
Hehe, i want an army of Vortigaunts. O how pimp 'tis of thee.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 01:48:09 UTC
Post #167350
On second thought, I want my hero with tomato, lettuce, and bacon. rimshot
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 05:23:37 UTC
Post #167359
I want Douglas Adams as my army....
All he has to do is think about it, and the intruder's large intestine will jump up his throat and throttle his brain in a small attempt to save humanity.
HitchHikers novels and radio series
Hitchhikers movie
All he has to do is think about it, and the intruder's large intestine will jump up his throat and throttle his brain in a small attempt to save humanity.
HitchHikers novels and radio series Hitchhikers movie
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 09:28:57 UTC
Post #167384
I would like Chuck Norris to give him a roundhouse kick. Then a person on the roof to shine a lazer on his head(so he thinks it is a Sniper) then he would run away then BATMAN flies down and smacks him unconsious
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 10:03:16 UTC
Post #167391
Oooo... more cute porcupine fish! Except from the one before the last one!!
Would a getling gun be of any use against a raper/robber/murderer? I think it's good enough for me!
Except from the one before the last one!!Would a getling gun be of any use against a raper/robber/murderer? I think it's good enough for me!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 11:25:59 UTC
Post #167419
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 13:38:44 UTC
Post #167451
OH MAI GOSH DAUBSTER!
TOTAL PWNAGE!!!!
the only thing that would make that better would be if the speech bubbles were in order.
TOTAL PWNAGE!!!!
the only thing that would make that better would be if the speech bubbles were in order.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 13:41:05 UTC
Post #167453
Ya.. The bubbles suck.
Thanks anyways..
Thanks anyways..
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 13:41:47 UTC
Post #167454
You should make the kid look sad when 50-cent wants his ice-cream! 
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 15:36:02 UTC
Post #167505
Nothing would be better than an army of bahro (actuatly, I'd only need one) 
Link in, mug the guy, and link out, dropping him from 1,000 feet above the ocean.
Note: For those who don't understand what I'm talking about, the bahro really appear in myst V: End of Ages. They are creatures with the ability to change space and time at will. Look it up, I'm sure you'll find more info.
Link in, mug the guy, and link out, dropping him from 1,000 feet above the ocean.
Note: For those who don't understand what I'm talking about, the bahro really appear in myst V: End of Ages. They are creatures with the ability to change space and time at will. Look it up, I'm sure you'll find more info.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 15:41:26 UTC
Post #167507
What is it with Chuck Norris?? We've had it banned on another forum i go on because everyone was going mad over it!
The ghostbusters, the transformers or maybe the samuri pizza cats
There is loads of these i could come up with.
The ghostbusters, the transformers or maybe the samuri pizza cats
There is loads of these i could come up with.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 18:13:10 UTC
Post #167535
I would like to be saved by a piece of broken wood...
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:54:50 UTC
Post #167576
My ideal army. (including the 747)
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 20:15:27 UTC
Post #167578
lol i saw that show!
the best defence is:
1. shove a grenade down his throat and run like hell.
2. after the explosion, return and urinate on the remains.
3. set anything that isnt on fire on fire.
4. run to the nearest gun shop and buy several miniguns and RPG's
5. return and use the miniguns and RPG's to blow up as many ambulances, fire trucks, police cars, swat trucks, helecopters, tanks and cruise missiles that come your way.
6. run home, eat a pie, and go to sleep.
the best defence is:
1. shove a grenade down his throat and run like hell.
2. after the explosion, return and urinate on the remains.
3. set anything that isnt on fire on fire.
4. run to the nearest gun shop and buy several miniguns and RPG's
5. return and use the miniguns and RPG's to blow up as many ambulances, fire trucks, police cars, swat trucks, helecopters, tanks and cruise missiles that come your way.
6. run home, eat a pie, and go to sleep.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 20:19:24 UTC
Post #167579
dude, tell your mother to confiscate all your copies of all GTA games
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 02:57:05 UTC
Post #167617
On second thoughts i would prefer this guy to save me.
[img=http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9480/lotr1tw.th.jpg]
[img=http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9480/lotr1tw.th.jpg]
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 03:06:24 UTC
Post #167618
NOOOO! i love my GTA!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 04:32:53 UTC
Post #167626
you can with my magical GTA minigun and my ultra super mega explosive anti-cruise-missile missile-exploderating RPG
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 06:12:36 UTC
Post #167637
Hmm, I dunno, I saw this program with this thing...
It was kinda like a box on wheels, and it fired a million rounds a minute.
It gibbed a tank.
I bet that could get the missile =P
It was kinda like a box on wheels, and it fired a million rounds a minute.
It gibbed a tank.
I bet that could get the missile =P
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 06:45:56 UTC
Post #167642
I saw that one too, G Kid...
Amazing weapon. Although the reloading would take hours.
Amazing weapon. Although the reloading would take hours.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 06:50:09 UTC
Post #167645
It was pretty incredible wasn't it Daub?
You watch it and you are just like 'w..t..f?'
You watch it and you are just like 'w..t..f?'
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 07:32:06 UTC
Post #167661
Wouldnt that weapon ever over-heat.It would be very expensive to look after a gattling gun.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 07:46:57 UTC
Post #167664
no! yay!
that gun is called the MetalStorm, and was developed in AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!
like, i drive for 1 hr and i could get to the place where they made it!
it doesnt overheat because it has no moving parts (except the barrel?) or something - according to a friend who knows tons about it (nerd air cadet).
unless this is a different gun ur talking about.
Australia: Makers of the World's fastest-firing gun and home to the current world's tallest building! Oh Yea!
thrusts in the general direction of australia (which is anywhere for me, cos im in australia!)
lol
that gun is called the MetalStorm, and was developed in AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!
like, i drive for 1 hr and i could get to the place where they made it!
it doesnt overheat because it has no moving parts (except the barrel?) or something - according to a friend who knows tons about it (nerd air cadet).
unless this is a different gun ur talking about.
Australia: Makers of the World's fastest-firing gun and home to the current world's tallest building! Oh Yea!
thrusts in the general direction of australia (which is anywhere for me, cos im in australia!)
lol
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:28:00 UTC
Post #167671
I think it is a different thing Penguinboy.
Australia has made the fastest minigun or something.
This thing was just a box with wheels that fired a million rounds a minute.
Australia has made the fastest minigun or something.
This thing was just a box with wheels that fired a million rounds a minute.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:33:35 UTC
Post #167672
lol
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:51:26 UTC
Post #167678
Its amazing what googleing 'army of cats' will give you
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:53:08 UTC
Post #167680
random.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 09:31:00 UTC
Post #167686
Urb, that defo aint a 747/3/4/2. It more or less looks like the lighter DC-10.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 09:49:28 UTC
Post #167688
houndeyes are good in avalanche form
"mwahahahahaaaa! take this!"
1,000,000,000,001 houndeyes fall on your head
i know someone who calls houndeyes leg hams bcus thats wat they r shaped
like
"mwahahahahaaaa! take this!"
1,000,000,000,001 houndeyes fall on your head
i know someone who calls houndeyes leg hams bcus thats wat they r shaped
like
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 10:03:16 UTC
Post #167690
i would choose an army of kleiners. Why you say? Because his 'i am so clueless' tactic would give me time to run like the wind.
...
FEAR THE BALD ONE!!!
...
FEAR THE BALD ONE!!!
![[img=http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9480/lotr1tw.th.jpg]](http://img78.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lotr1tw.jpg){kind=link}
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 10:06:29 UTC
Post #167692
rofl.
kleiner starts reading out HEV suit specs
attacker: "omg so boring!" falls asleep
RUN RUN RUN
kleiner starts reading out HEV suit specs
attacker: "omg so boring!" falls asleep
RUN RUN RUN
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