TWHL speculations Created 18 years ago2006-12-15 23:38:17 UTC by monster_urby

• ValvE monitor this site on an hourly basis and whenever you refer to Steam as a crappy useless piece of satanic software they beam harmful radioactive waves through your monitor knocking a month off your life.

• The next Half-Life game will involve everyone from TWHL (except Boxtop) skinny dipping in a vat of cream cheese and guacamole.

7thMonkey had his 6 predecessors kidnapped.

-Brattylord pilots a self-made spaceship that occasionally enters our solar system. Ministeve was lost in the launching tests.

Peace&Love and Anonymous were the same person.

• Straight guys team always owns the other team in CS:S (Right, Ant? :>)
• Seventh has recently found out that there is a world outside the internets and his house. After learning of the existance of women (or more specifically: boobs), he began to change into a 'normal' person with no time for compo result posting! =)

-TWHL reallys has nothing to with Half-Life, but instead ridding the world of white people, hence the name The White Holocaust League. This is of course, secretly led by The Arcan.

• Saribous hides in shadowy corners and attacks old ladies with a pencil.

• Kasperg will now tell me where I can get a North-Korean-Laser-Shooting-Cat. I think it would be fun to face it off against my South-African-Terrorist-Rapist-Camel.

• 60% of TWHL regulars have never seen a woman naked. 10% have seen a man naked. The remaining 30% don't go anywhere and have never seen anyone at all.

• If you re-arrange the letters 'TWHL' you can get 'WHTL' which stands for "We Hacked The Leak!" - Coincidence?

• <1% of TWHL members have girlfriends. The rest are either married (... satchmo? :O), gay, OR too geeky to get a girlfriend. Either one of those or they just don't know of the existance of girls.

- Straight guys team always owns the other team in CS:S (Right, Ant? :>)

• RabidMonkey actually has a bunch of pet trainee monkeys in his closet that work on his maps while he sits back and smokes cigars (also in consideration are gnomes, elephants, or maybe Ant and Trapt).

• Ant will never ACTUALLY finish venetia, in fact venetia doesn't actually exist on earth, it's a file sent from out of space by aliens to our computers, ever taunting us with more content every year and half (to drive us insane)

• Hence Ant is an alien (with uni gal), hence Seventh is an alien, hence Alex and Sasha are aliens...

• fourthgen is actually from the fourth generation of humans, as such he's in an old-folks home.

• Seventh IS Ant, in which case it's bloody obvious why he can't upload the compo results. 1) Venetia > Life - 2) Alien theory

• Peace&Love is actually uni gal and consequently an alien.

- RabidMonkey actually has a bunch of pet trainee monkeys in his closet that work on his maps while he sits back and smokes cigars (also in consideration are gnomes, elephants, or maybe Ant and Trapt).

• TWHL is infact an experimental site in which Atom draws in test subjects and poisons them with various radiations through the monitors, then see how they react on the forums and shoutbox.

• Habboi is Hitler in disguise.

• 7th belongs to the mafia, the KGB, and the los illuminados.

• The internet is infact, not serious buisness.

• All the people on TWHL except me are a single person, acting out different roles, and I am the target of a world-wide conspiracy. I hate you!

• ZombieLoffe knows too much and must be dealt with immeadiatly (Dispatching Hitman)

• Tosse is not the midget. The midget is in his shed and only comes out for avatar photo-shoots.

• Everytime you use a smily, Ant eats a gerbil.

• RabidMonkey is unaware that everyone else on the BMS team isn't really working on it anymore.

-The Hunter occasionally puts on a fake beard and a nice dress and then goes out to score some sailors. When they are done he shoot them and scream "I AM THE HUNTER!"

• Ant eats n00bs and craps 1337 5p33k.

-Kasperg doesn't have any ears.

- All the people on TWHL except me are a single person, acting out different roles, and I am the target of a world-wide conspiracy. I hate you!

-Surfmap makers download their own maps a few times.

-Pie