You've Been Mapping Too Much When... Created 20 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC by Blueblade Blueblade

Created 20 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC by Blueblade Blueblade

Posted 20 years ago2004-04-12 16:29:22 UTC Post #22301
vassy, lol.

"MMM... candy"
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-12 16:50:49 UTC Post #22305
When you try and go File->save before an important event.
(that actually occurred, only i couldnt find F5.)
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-12 21:07:54 UTC Post #22315
-When you spend 36 hours non-stop mapping ( I done that one, didn't realise the time)
-When you think that anyone with NHS style glasses is Gordon.
-When you have the HL logo in your signiture (my bank sig does)
-When you paint your living room HL orange
-When you have your TWHL password as ILOVEVALVE (oops!)
-When you call your cat/dog gordon (not guilty, my cat is called kimi)

There. That's some I can think of.
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 02:48:01 UTC Post #22345
-When you have the HL logo in your signiture (my bank sig does)
Geez, lol.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 09:18:38 UTC Post #22364
-when you visit www.planethalflife.com every day, without fail, seven days a week...
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 09:23:36 UTC Post #22367
  • when you're a member here.
FIN
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 09:31:17 UTC Post #22373
I still come to this site, but I haven't mapped anything in weeks! What's worse is that I find myself hoarding models, sounds and textures scrounged from other mods with the intention of "one day" borrowing them for my own mod
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 14:39:07 UTC Post #22397
Hey...what's wrong with recreating videogames? That's the original reason I decided to map...now I don't do that much...
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 15:20:11 UTC Post #22408
stfu worldcraft dude! :x

-when you want a gravity thingy over your bed so you can jump higher. (i have a bunk bed, oww!)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 15:56:24 UTC Post #22423
  • when you are looking for leaks in you room
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 16:00:56 UTC Post #22426
when your computer has your ass grooves in it
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 16:02:16 UTC Post #22427
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!

I ment to say when your computer chair has your ass grooves in it
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 16:15:16 UTC Post #22438
Hey. You made so many spelling errors I couldnt help myself. I think what you need is a BIIIIIG HUG! HUGS FOR MONKEY CHOW!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 16:27:39 UTC Post #22442
Here's one that's actually happened to me:
  • When you close your eyes to sleep and see Half-Life textures on the back of your eyelids.
I'm serious. :|
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 16:42:12 UTC Post #22445
Seek help
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 17:34:19 UTC Post #22449
I have that problem too, and you sit on your computer!? poor computer.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-13 18:30:11 UTC Post #22458
ah i c uve tried recreating barbie + freinds in hammer aswell monkey, lol :lol: :P :nuts: :zonked: :confused: ;)

from monkeychows post from bottom of page 1

Seventh: bizarre
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 08:22:25 UTC Post #22497
God is the best mapper of all.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 09:11:09 UTC Post #22504
....Thats not funny....

-i have a lot of leaks in my room, i live in a box... :(

quote: when you have ass grooves in your computer.

somethin is wrong with tou...
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 10:06:34 UTC Post #22508
There are some strange similarities - I mean you got the big ass void -> space, you got a whole lot of shoeboxes -> buildings, and the rest I'll think about in a minute.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 10:08:05 UTC Post #22509
Oh and one more thing - when you actually dream about half-life, that's actually happened to me before, now that's insane.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 11:27:41 UTC Post #22523
  • When you took the time to read every one of these post-- man theres alot.
-When after 10 hours of mapping is complete you realize your map is completely pointless, you hit delete, And try mapping a better Idea.

-When you begin wishing you where part of the game.

-When the transit stops you wait for the security guard to come and let you out.

-You miss your stop 10 times in a row.
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 12:17:47 UTC Post #22526
I dreamt about aliens versus predator many times
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 16:11:02 UTC Post #22538
I was planning on doing that. Well, sort of anyway. I was thinking about making the begining movie in Final Fantasy 7. But I thought that would be WAAAAAAAAAAY too much work.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 16:14:34 UTC Post #22541
-when your name is "worldcraft dude"

hehe...
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-14 22:11:45 UTC Post #22565
  • you know your a redneck if....oh wait..mapping, right.
-when you run out of cola then crawl through your vent looking for the room with the soda mechiene and on the way think of whatcolor soda you want(i actually did this, realize i dident sleep for 4 days and i realized what i was doing in the vent but decided to continue anyway out of boardom).

-if you manage to go onto a popular mapping website, start a fourm about how you map too much and confess your lack of realisation of your surroundings thusly mock yourself.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 01:27:44 UTC Post #22581
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 03:43:02 UTC Post #22586
- you know your a redneck if....oh wait..mapping, right.
lol

and
-when you run out of cola then crawl through your vent looking for the room with the soda mechiene and on the way think of whatcolor soda you want(i actually did this, realize i dident sleep for 4 days and i realized what i was doing in the vent but decided to continue anyway out of boredom).
Scary!
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 09:13:47 UTC Post #22594
YOU KNOW when you've been playing too much Half-Life if:

-You are John Connor in Terminator 3, and you reach the Crystal Peak, and instead of saving the world you take loads of digital photographs of the place thinking it'll make a great half-life level...

[Guilty of THINKING that!] :D
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 10:16:31 UTC Post #22604
Hate to break it to you, but you're not John Connor in Terminator 3 ;)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 10:33:45 UTC Post #22609
I said 'IF you were' not 'When you are'.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 11:03:02 UTC Post #22615
Yeah, but you said you were guilty of it :)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 11:06:56 UTC Post #22617
yeah, guilty of thinking that it would make an excellent hl map (I reckon so!) :D
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 11:08:24 UTC Post #22619
User posted image
Beta testers
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 11:36:30 UTC Post #22620
Poor guy...
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 13:10:17 UTC Post #22639
you know i have been dreaming of playing dod on my own made mapswiht vassy 7th and some other dudes(creepy) already 3 times. although there great maps i still have to make em
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 13:23:18 UTC Post #22640
mygod even I dont dream about playing at night...
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 14:44:31 UTC Post #22661
Same applies to me...I hardly ever dream in fact...

-When you've logged in more than 1000 times (Ooops)
-When you've logged in more than 2000 times (Seventh?)
-When you've logged in more than 3000 times (Have you actually reached 3000 yet?)
-When you've logged in more than atom has
-When you've logged in
-When you've visited TWHL
-When you intend to visit TWHL
-When you start mapping (IE: Mapping at all is mapping too much)
-When you've got 9 or more different ways of proving you map too much (But of course, THIS one doesn't count...so I have 8... : ...Oh alright, it counts; I have 9 :x )
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 16:05:41 UTC Post #22671
Hello Seventh-Monkey! This is your 2850th login.
Also, I'm pretty sure everyone dreams every time they sleep properly. It's just remembering them (I rarely do - shame, dreams are interesting).
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 17:26:00 UTC Post #22685
The true ones for me in the forum were....
  • You make maps of places like your school.
-when you need to exterminate bugs you pick a crowbar and wreck your half house. (not a crow bar but something similar)
-When your watching The Lord of The Rings you think to yourself, "I could map that."
-when you start wondering whether you could climb through air ducts you see
  • When you start discussing mapping with your parents, who don't understand a word of it.
-When you see a gun on tv and recognize it and then start talking to people about how good and bad it is
-When you start answering threads like this
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 17:39:28 UTC Post #22690
-when you think your room has bad texturing
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 18:12:55 UTC Post #22694
lol seventh... poor action figure... :(
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-15 20:05:06 UTC Post #22698
  • when you dye your hair redish brown, get glasses, and wear a bright orange suit that looks like your a robot.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-16 11:00:47 UTC Post #22738
my box has terrible textering
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-17 01:37:36 UTC Post #22818
When you think you can actually program maps on you TI-83 calculator
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-17 01:44:33 UTC Post #22820
Woah woah woah! Seventh. You say, "When you name is Worldcraft Dude?" I only named myself that because i was new to the site and couldnt think up a good rememberable name like Zombieloffe. Actually, to tell the truth, I wasnt planning on being a member here for very long when I first logged in. I was planning to submit maps and leave (boy amI going to recieve a beating for saying that). But then I met you guys and (crys) YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST FRIENDS A GUY COULD ASK FOR! BWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH! No seriously, I figured it would be better to just stay a member and keep up with the times. Whoopie! There's my TWHL life's story in an oversized nutshell.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-17 01:46:00 UTC Post #22822
Seventh. You say, "When you name is Worldcraft Dude?"
No I didn't. ieatmonkeychow said that.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-17 03:00:32 UTC Post #22825
not to mind you vassy but im just 400 logins after 7th, im closing in on him. i had once in a weekend i logged in 100 times!!(was mapping way to much) beause i have the bad habit of closing a browser way to quik :confused:
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-17 03:05:04 UTC Post #22827
has anyone ever been stuck at their high school doors at 10 because of junior testing and standing in the crowd with ur cs crew and b**ching about "lagg" >>wasnt sure if i was allowed to curse =X<<
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-17 18:26:41 UTC Post #22876
I think I've been mapping way too much! I had a dream! noo, not that all people are created equal, but of a map that I am now making.
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