This is an argument that's been going around my school recently, and I thought that it's pretty funny, so I'll bring it here.

In a fight, what would win, a duck the size of a horse, or a hundred horses, each the size of a duck?

What do you think ?

a duck the size of a horse could eat a horse the size of a duck in one bite, but he wouldn't be able to eat a hundred of them. the horses would bite him to death after he was gorged and full.

Unless the duck utilized flying and would have the strength to pick off all those horses one by one without getting in contact with them, I say the horses would win.

When anything is outnumbered 1 to 100, the loner has no chance at victory.

There are exceptions, of course (like a toddler and 100 ants).

There's power in number.

Wtf how can you even think the duck will lose. It just has to sit and it wins !

@satchmo, 100 death-ants are enough to kill a toddler
Those ants can even kill a mature person in a few minuts

@satchmo, 100 death-ants are enough to kill a toddler

You haven't met my toddler then.

@satchmo, you learn him english and chinese? (correct me if im wrong, I dont know if its chinese/japanese or another language)

TEACH, raver. Teach.

do the duck-sized horses have poison stingers? if not the duck the size of the whorse would pwn them all without even sweating...

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I said it to you already today tjb but a giant duck would win because if he flapped his wings he could blow away the horses, he would have a super sonic quack and it would be much better to have a giant duck because you could ride him around town

why are these animals fighting in the first place?

Yeah? Why are they fighting? The public has a right to know!

It's in their nature to fight ferociously and for apparent reason nil

I'd say the Duck. After all, It can simply fly away should the situation get rough, as well as pick off the horses from the skies.

Maybe fly down south for the winter and bring back a few friends.

Can you imagine the amount of damage a flying, horse-sized, duck's turd would do on impact!? I say the duck would win for that very reason alone.

I've always hated the ability of birds to crap indiscriminately. I always seem to be their number one target. D:

When I heard this, I thought that people were talking about what would be better to have as a pet. In that case, it would definately be the horses, but a fight could go either way, depending on the tactics used. If the horses just swarmed the duck all at once, then they could very easily smother it. But if the duck took off, it wouldn't be a fair fight at all, unless the horses inexplicably haid AA guns.

In my opinion, they should forget about a fight, and join together to take down the bigger threat; COMMUNISM!

1. Get a giant duck
2. Get 100 small horses
3. Crush Communism
4. ???
5. Profit

A duck's shit is enough.