I kinda just assumed that if people saw ME talking about mapping, they'd know it was gldsrc ;P

Looked at the entity guides myself, l think I've got how do it. Will let y'all know.

I guess I should have mentioned this was a goldsource problem =P

Fair enough. I was just curious about what kind of exposure the kid was getting to all that jazz. Around that impressionable age, I'd imagine.

WOBBLE-GOBBLE

Are you a religious man, satch?

Were there people on that thing?

"There's no justice. Only me." Death

"Whoa whoa, don't be chuckin' that out, you might need that later." Karl Pilkington

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

I'd comment, but judging by recent events, this journal is going to disappear soon enough.

The 222nd comment. VERY DOUBLES

After yet another filler comment...

A filler comment so that I can claim...

Did you evolve, or what? Why the change from one slightly nonsensical name to another?

How good is sound physics these days?

I don't exactly keep up, what with the games having this sort of thing in supreme quality suck supreme terribad when it comes to the "game" part.

Control the media and you control most of the vote.

Don't know if it's even the slightest bit relevant, but what the hell, I like this scene anyway. http://youtu.be/KKvvOFIHs4k

... sniff That was b'utiful.

ZMBLFF

Shame he doesn't.

DiscoStu must have quite the throwing arm. And the cats be bright as the sun.

Mythology is weird.

I've always just had very straight teeth. One of my bottom front teeth is the slightest bit askew, and that's it. It's not even noticeable unless you're studying them.

Also, 22? You don't mean... doubles?

Yeah, unless it's complex as balls or actually slowing things down, I wouldn't worry about that.

That's going to be hard to turn into a picture of a massive cat.
Which is what happens to all the other pictures of cats around here.

Snakes and ladders.

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I suggest http://twhl.info/tutorial.php?id=50
This map wouldn't need much of that, but even just large low variations would be a lot easier on the eyes.
Also, the cracks on the side look... wrong. I'm not sure precisely why. Prehaps just doesn't look like very brick-y cracks.

Oh, and I've never heard of a work experience week.

I tried doing this back in the day, but getting everything to line up properly is a massive pain in the ass. Kudos.

Someone please explain that remark. ^

Slow year for news =P

D=

The wild Scotch used MASTER BALL!

DRIBBLE-DRABBLE

I'll help out Urbs and Jeff. Because, y'know, they are right.

EDIT: And I'm glad to say that I was the one that knocked your precious shitehawk off the Top Maps section >=)

(

Anyway, recorded for prosperity!:

Captain Terror
Is this the Half-Life, is this just fantasy?

Jessie
Caught in a resonance cascade scenario, no escape from the Black Mesa facility.

Jessie
Open your eyes, look up to the skybox and seeeee

Captain Terror
I just a poor particle physicist, I need no sympathy,

Jessie
Because I have a crowbar, HEV suit, lots of neat guns that I can shoot. Any way the scientists die, doesn't really matter to meeeee... to me.

Jessie
Momma... just killed a 'crab... tried to jump onto my head, swung my crowbar, now it's dead...

Captain Terror
Momma, my job at Black Mesa has just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it alllll awaaaaay!

Dimbark
Momma, oooooh, didn't mean for everyone to die...

Jessie
If I'm not back from the surface this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on...

Captain Terror
Because G-Man doesn't matterrrrr!

Captain Terror
It's too late, my tram has come.

Jessie
I'm trav'lin' on a rail, HECU hot on my tail. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Gotta get to the Lambda Complex and save the world.

Captain Terror
Lambdaaaaa, oooooh!

Captain Terror
(anyway the Xen goes)

Captain Terror
I don't wanna die! Sometimes wish I never pushed the sample into the test chamber at alllll!

Jessie
I see a military radio up there. "Do you copy? Do you copy? Forget about Freeman!"

Tetsu0
Laser beams of green things, teleporting aliens. OH!

Jessie
ALIEN GRUNTS, alien grunts, ALIEN GRUNTS, alien grunts, alien grunts everywhere, and vortigau-au-au-au-aunts!

Urby
I'm just a scientist, nobody shoot me.

JeffMOD
He's just a scientist, with a formal study,

Jessie
Send him to Xen to kill that monstrosity!

Jessie
Headcrabs here, headcrabs there, headcrabs everywhere!

Jessie
And a Gonarch, OH! This thing is fuckin' hard! (Use egon!) Oh my fucking god. That shit didn't work! (Try satchels!) Now we're talking! That sure killed it good.

Jessie
(Where to next?) Interloper's next. (I hate that!) It just takes so long. Controllers everywhereeeee... No no no no no no no!

Jessie
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let's do this. Nihilanth is about to get a beating from me, from meeeee, from MEEEEE!

Jessie
So you think you can zap me and teleport me, aye? I'll throw satchels into your brain and blow you sky high!

Jessie
Ohhh, baby! I just saved the world, baby! But how do I get out, how the hell do I get outta here?

Jessie
Oooh, yeah, oooh yeah...

Jessie
Hello Mister Freeman. Would you like a job?

Jessie
You don't have much choice. I'll be seeing you up aheaaaaad.

Jessie
...Have you seen my coffee cuuuuup?

Weclome back!

Trivia: He joined two days after Archie.

That's actually a really fucking sneaky piece of brush trickery. You get dubs.

Have you considered the advantages of a nice electric purple?

Nah, 3D print us all hammers and we can all become Hammerites.

Or if they wind up too small, Hammer Bros.

SOMETHING WITH MASS-PRODUCED HAMMERS, DAMMIT

Last name'll be Morris, so the initials TWHL is already out >.>

Oh, and your wife is making something. You just provided some of the raw materials.

The Core release date confirmed. Archie Urby's wife confirmed.

No, sorry, cats just aren't that cute until they're out of the cross-between-a-rat-and-a-monkey stage.

Fortunately they come good pretty damn quickly, and powerfully.

There's generally only so much people say with journals containing a single number ;P

The Mighty Gallium Atom.

Happy Birthday!

Forgive me if I'm not quaking in terror.

Tell you what, you come here, bring some booze, I'll get some RiffTrax going. We can all enjoy that.

Well... I'd give it a couple years before THAT journal shows up.

Holy shit. I'm picking these at random and it's been two Ant journals >.>

No, sorry, I can't be assed making this shit up. Odds are no-one'll even ever see it. Apologies. Make your own crap up if you want to.

If you read this... eetmay emay ehindbay ournaljay ourfay undredhay ndaway evensay.

Good, you made it. Now, I can't tell you everything, but what I can tell you is this...
Penguinboy created Dimbark.
Dimbark is actually a highly-complex artificial lifeform, whose primary function is to integrate into this site and keep tabs on us.
Oop, your tinfoil hat nearly fell off. Greys could've read your thoughts.
Anyway. There's been a few past versions, but they were defective and people saw through them pretty easily. I'm talking gldsrcforever, and psilous.
Why does PB want to keep tabs on us?
Oh ho ho ho. Because, you see... he's a zombie.
A cyber ninja zombie!
Any questions? Your first assignment will begin at journal 904. Don't be late.