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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-07 10:36:38 UTC
in *EHEM* help! Post #119404
Origin....ooooooorrrrrriiiiiigggggiiiiinnnnn
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-07 10:25:40 UTC
in Tutorial Rage Post #119401
Neo's attacks arent even very good. Ypu come up with something basic and unoriginally and then mess it up with the do odooo do crap. As if your trying to be funny.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-07 10:23:40 UTC
in London Post #119399
Shame about that, i was in a science lesson when the teacher barges in and turn on the tv. And we all end up watching a live tv report. Some of the shit that happened down there is crazy. Shame really because tommorrow we were going on a school trip to thorpe park but its perspone until tuesday two weeks from now
50 people? Ouch. Im watching the news now, its exactly the same as the madrid bomb. They say its a political message being sent by terrorist groups. But for all we know. It could just be the theory Jazhel gave us on another board. arranged by blair to give him a reason to attack
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-07 02:20:54 UTC
in I got an Idea 2 Post #119308
me in, yay.

Big list, 5 maps!? Much much bigger then last time
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-07 02:11:49 UTC
in Happy July 4th!!! Post #119307
I think if we bombed Neo-TheQueer's house it would save the environment! And solve most of the worlds problems too
can we use nukes now? :P

This thread was originally to celebrate 4th july. Now we are raging on about environmental issues which are surprisingly enough nothing to do with this board.

J3r3my has a good point about china. But their are also pretty poor. I dont know much about China economy, i think their the last communist country, Next to cuba.
Unless theres a huge asteroid which would wipe out life on this planet. Then theres a reason to use them.
Sorry, just mucking about. I know nukes are bad. But countrys arent just going to say ''ok, ill dismantle all my nukes okey dokey?'' their are always gonna be aware that other countrys may attack them.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:40:29 UTC
in Chavs Post #119235
found a chav joke

what do you say to a chav who has a job?
Can i have a big mac please?

:P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:39:11 UTC
in Looking Point Post #119234
why am i not surprised? Besides, there are loads of theorys. This one makes sense
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:35:46 UTC
in Chavs Post #119232
Chavs are scum, i found one website here http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

Probably tons more, a very quick google search.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 15:51:54 UTC
in Embarassing... Post #119175
Do what most Half-lifers do, pull out your rpg and fire as they move ahead..
Almost impossible, most have trouble choosing between gauss or rpg :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 15:50:47 UTC
in Terrain Post #119174
it can happen easily, look at atoms vertex manipulation tutorial No.1, it explains about invalid solids. Once you know what cause them you can avoid them
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 15:49:33 UTC
in Happy July 4th!!! Post #119173
Nukes are nukes, as long as no one fires them their useless. Unless theres a huge asteroid which would wipe out life on this planet. Then theres a reason to use them.

Cars are cars, look on the good side. Hybrids are coming out :P

I agree with mop's fact. Most Americas are stuck up dicks who think that slowly killing themselves is a fun thing to do. For example, most have SUV's, not good. They are destroyers of the environment and due to their design are actually more dangerous then a normal. Stupid really, you could get the same thing in a more safer and environmentally cleaner package. Aw well...
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 12:17:49 UTC
in Congrats Brits Post #119113
Alright! Close competition, musta been 1960's since we had the last one here and now we have it again :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 12:13:31 UTC
in Embarassing... Post #119111
when i was little, i had a school trip to a farm. After looking round some of the animals we came to the chickens (bad part coming) we got to feed some. We were even allowed in their pen. I went in with a few others. Only to be chased by 3 or 4 chickens wanting little seedy things while everyone was laughing. I was 6 at the time :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 02:49:49 UTC
in Tutorial Rage Post #118985
Have you writing your tutorial 38_98 About the Func_Tracktrain? If you don't want to continue then I'll be happy to write it!(for myself of course)
Oh yeh! I forgot about that, im probably several weeks late on it. Ill get working tonight on it. If i dont finish it by tommorrow elon, you can take it. (my timezone)
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 02:47:31 UTC
in Happy July 4th!!! Post #118984
Who cares about the "environment"? If we continue destroying our environment we wouldnt be doing ANYTHING at all wink wink nudge nudge
I dont really care much about the ice berg issue. That can be stopped. Plus it would provide more drinkable water (as long as we process the salt water into drinking water). I care more about the greenhouse effect. We cant reverse that. the gases are all ready up there. Just recovering from an ice age??? What??? Does it actually take that long? (just wondering)

We nead to rename this thread ''the environmentally issues board. Come and argue like real dumb politicians''

For now i say do something now.
The fact that we're the cause of global warming is nothing but socialist propaganda.
[sarcasm]Oh no....of course not...And the icebergs are just breaking off and randomly melting more then usual....[/sarcasm] :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 16:07:35 UTC
in To shut up Leet People [closed] Post #118912
funny stuff here :P
Trunk monkey 1
Trunk monkey 2
Trunk monkey 3
Trunk monkey 4

Moral:Monkey=Pawnage
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 15:39:06 UTC
in Happy July 4th!!! Post #118901
encloypedia (is that how you spell it) my friend. From the school library. Plus i saw a documentary on it. Not too long ago actually. I dont trust internet sources. Phony lies the lot if it. If you read non-fiction as well as fiction you may know this already

Hybrid cars are good. I saw some ads for europes first proper hybrid car. But we cant reverse our damage very much until industrys finally get going in reductions
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 15:32:57 UTC
in To shut up Leet People [closed] Post #118897
lol. nice editing :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 15:32:03 UTC
in Married Post #118896
Congratulations satchmo!!!!! starts celebrations, starts laughing, which turns to hysterical laughter, too becoming drunk, to vomiting
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 15:30:29 UTC
in Tutorial Rage Post #118893
omg ^ ur fucking comments dont help anyone ZL. Just stfu. (also ur arrogance in my post)
his fucking comments just got him an award :P

Go noobs!!!

What the heck is a dictionary?
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 15:20:05 UTC
in To shut up Leet People [closed] Post #118889
User posted image
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 15:13:52 UTC
in Happy July 4th!!! Post #118885
lol

Governments are no good. All are failures, politicians are gay. Nobody likes them anymore.

Us humans are never gonna stop killing this planet. We have better chance of africa becoming rich countrys in 10 minutes then we do at stopping environmental damage. No matter what we do, we are all gonna die. I say were gonna die before 2100, probably less give or take more. The planet increases in an over 1 centigrade every 1/2 yrs. In 50 years time england will be like africa (no more rain!! :P )

BL is right, hollywood have always exagerated the end of the world. One good example is the day after tommorrow. I mean, huge waves the size of statue of liberty sweeping away New york!?!? Not gonna happen, or at least anytime soon.

I always thought the Chinese were up to something.... ;)

War happens all the time, whether its afrcia or rebels in someplace like columbia. Its there, constanly (at least i think it is)

ahahahahah...cows destroying earth....good one :P you could produce energy from cows through there 'gaseous releases' but it'll probably be too much to do. Unless you feed them curry, then you'd be in buisness
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 14:46:17 UTC
in I got an Idea 2 Post #118876
so brattylord would you like my 'resume'
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 13:01:00 UTC
in start a player with equipment Post #118848
i was just making a suggestiong :zonked:
sorry :zonked: :zonked:
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 12:41:21 UTC
in start a player with equipment Post #118844
maybe beggin your player next to a vechile or in a factory/labs next to machines?
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 12:39:05 UTC
in weapon models Post #118842
Ive got one, i remember finding it on google. search HL1 weapon models, or Half life weapon models or something, i do have one though, you can even choose which colour you want :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 16:10:24 UTC
in News Post #118608
maybe you can even have a map of the month from that vault?
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 15:59:29 UTC
in Dog Post #118602
sequences?
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 15:58:11 UTC
in I got an Idea 2 Post #118601
then count me in :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 15:13:11 UTC
in Gone_Latin !!!!!!!!! Post #118592
what? when someone is in a protal? for the tube one you could put the player (after going through a portal) on a func_train and make it wizz very fast (so make your little tube long), have the tube something like black with blue stripes going diagonally. And have some ambiences to show your going through a portal. At the very end of your tube you could have a flash of blue sprites and a trigger_teleport to make it seem that you came out that cool lookin' teleporting ring.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 15:09:40 UTC
in I got an Idea 2 Post #118590
Aw crap i was late for this by several months :zonked:

Aw well
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 14:01:59 UTC
in Book your reading currently Post #118566
My favourite discoworld novel is Guards guards! Gotta love that :P Nice webbie jaardsi. Somewhat bare though

My uncle also has soul music on video for some reason
:zonked:
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 13:55:45 UTC
in weapon models Post #118565
stares at daubster
stares at daubster
stares at daubster
stares at daubster
stares at daubster
stares at daubster
stares at daubster
stares at daubster...
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 13:44:55 UTC
in weapon models Post #118559
Whoa, it seems you've replaced the gauss gun with the gravity gun :nuts: Cool!!! Somewhat realistic looking to the HL2 one :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 10:55:27 UTC
in HELP! My maps are to bland Post #118541
Also look at HL1 for texture uses. Their texturing ways could help you :)
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 10:52:37 UTC
in MAKE POVERTY HISTORY!!! Post #118537
Amen, the world bank keep on holding africa back too. Africa's in a bit o' debt. But i cant see what their gonna do. Reposes Africa and its people!? Not likely :nuts:
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 10:49:00 UTC
in weapon models Post #118536
cool model(s) Putting the S.L.A.M for HL1DM and the main game is pretty cool :D
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 09:22:38 UTC
in News Post #118528
could have a HL,HL2 and other kind of HL mod vault :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 09:12:58 UTC
in I need Opposing Force! [closed] Post #118527
E-mules ok, but it lacks in speed and can take ages for the downloads to begin. And i mean ages. My PC isnt advanced so i dont have to worry about getting the latest and most expensive stuff for everything. Cheap games galour
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 09:10:52 UTC
in weapon models Post #118526
me me ME!!!!!!
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 08:50:12 UTC
in Ideas for my mod Post #118521
i didnt think the combine as bio-technology users. It all looked so metally :P

Nah i meant by thinks in interloper chapter. You know, the production...
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 15:32:24 UTC
in HELP! My maps are to bland Post #118419
yeh, about the wall, you keep on stretching them. Either rotate them or use texture alignment OR texture sizing
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 15:27:50 UTC
in HELP! My maps are to bland Post #118416
First of all, if you want your rooms not being over sized then put an info_player_start in them. The green box will appear as you, the player. Use this to scale your room. Secondly. Scan the toolbar on the left side of hammer editor and look for an icon of a cube with several textures on. Not only can it apply more then one texture onto a solid, but can also allign them. And you should give your rooms a purpose to them instead of randomly putting prefabs in them ;)
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 15:18:58 UTC
in weapon models Post #118412
hey its those....those....S.L.A.M things in HL2 deathmatch
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 14:41:23 UTC
in Sven Coop Post #118406
spirit can help you quite a bit. Custom monsters probably through modelling.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 09:28:16 UTC
in Ideas for my mod Post #118341
wierd world, wierd sky, i love it all! I like their bio-technology the best though :P

It's so cool!
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 03:03:28 UTC
in weapon models Post #118297
There pretty cool muzzle flash. Only one problem i can think of, the Ingram Mac-11 is to big when the player is holding it, the end tends to 'dissapear' off the screen. But its only a small portion. (so basically slightly oversized) but apart from that i love it :P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 17:19:45 UTC
in assination hiring service Post #118271
It was somewhat obvious to be fake, look at their FAQ. Lol :P
HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.
"They said he died of a 45 Magnum. I almost died of laughter..."
Do you know if someone has a contract on your head?
Sign your Organ Donor card before it's too late.
"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."
? 2002 HITMAN -- All Rights Reserved ? This is not a notice. It's a warning!
Q: How can I become a hitman?
A: Step 1: buy a HITMAN "STAFF" T- shirt from our online shop.
All very funny stuff

:P
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 15:42:39 UTC
in Xen Assault [HL1] Post #118253
but i did do a search, look for yourself :P http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=xen+assault&meta=

I couldnt care less if you think i was lying. I believe your mod is pretty damn cool after looking at screenshots and such. I wouldnt want to scare you off and i have no intention too.

Yes it was, but ive finally know what the server password is and all i have to do is access it and reboot it from their. Simple enough

i dont blame you for trusting me, i have no link, that is true. All i have is my words, choosing to believe them is your choice. Not mine.

Anywho, im gonna dissapear again until tommorrow or whenever i choose to appear again.

Look forward to your mod
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