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Posted 16 years ago2008-03-19 12:57:43 UTC
in Fruity loops Post #247815
Yes you can. If you have the latest FL Studio, use Edison to record external sounds and save them. FL Studio can use most audio files - I should know because I use the bugger quite a lot these days...

...Pay?

coughs

torrents. ;)
Posted 16 years ago2008-02-08 15:15:29 UTC
in PARANOIA Mod Post #245308
Yeah, sorry about the size of the screens guys, I had to rush the post a bit last night.

I haven?t got far yet in the mod, so I will be playing it - man does this mod look sweet.

First of all, the bugs I seem to get are to do with the HUD. Whenever I put the gas mask on or head shield, blips instead of text/symbols appears at the lower left of the HUD. I'm guessing this is mainly a graphics problem because I too am forced to use Software mode.

I think I'll tweak around with the settings and see what I can do.
Posted 16 years ago2008-02-07 18:12:43 UTC
in PARANOIA Mod Post #245233
Has anyone played this mod yet?

It's a Russian mod, and it's visually stunning. It actually feels realistic - almost like source. The mapping is phenomenal - you have to see it.

Some Screenshots
User posted image
User posted image
Posted 16 years ago2008-02-07 12:34:11 UTC
in Happy 10 Years! Post #245214
I'm pretty sure it was 1997 - I remember the old Uplink demo back then...

I looked it up and it said that its forst public appearance was then at the Expo.

But yeah - it was on shelves in 1998 ;)
Posted 16 years ago2008-02-06 14:44:07 UTC
in BrainBread - Last Stand London Post #245139
Spot on! A branbread server!

I must make more maps, definately!

Yeah, realistic maps are the way forward. A while ago I was in the process of making a log-cabin type map - pretty freakish, but I lost the map when my computer went retarded.

Anyway, I'll get on the case right away...
Posted 16 years ago2008-02-06 14:20:48 UTC
in BrainBread - Last Stand London Post #245135
Yep - that's the one Captain. I kind of rushed that map a bit, hence the lack of garden and basement stuff.

Excellent map Tosse. Inspires me to make more BrainBread maps.
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 16 years ago2008-02-05 12:55:00 UTC
in BrainBread - Last Stand London Post #245020
Yeah, I use to play this alot. I have a map for it too, 'The Old House'...
Posted 16 years ago2008-02-01 18:46:56 UTC
in Oh but, check this out innt Post #244771
http://www.youtube.com/user/jimboloony321

You probably already seen it - if not, have a butchers. It's funny as hell like innit. :combine:
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-31 12:47:00 UTC
in Irretatin experiences? Post #244679
No excuses, Tetsu0 . There's no easy way out of this one :ciggie:
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-31 10:29:27 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #244676
Discharge - State Violence (State Control)
Doom - Police Bastard
GG Allin - Kill The Police, Destroy The System
Rotten Sound - Police Raped A Pensioner
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-31 10:19:37 UTC
in half-life noob Post #244675
Do u know a game that allows u to play like coop against zombies Plz tell me
I think the game you are looking for is either:

BrainBread - which is a co-op game where you shoot loads of zombies

or

ZombiePanic - Which is a teamplay-based zombie shootem-up

Note: Helping n00bies is good karma folks. It stops you getting viruses and all sorts. :combines:
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-29 15:24:03 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #244545
Bastard Squad - Skate On Your Bollocks
Discharge - Free Speech For The Dumb
Chaos UK - Head On A Pole
Filth - Banned From The Pubs
Charter 77 - Urban Decay

...God I just love this type stuff :ciggie:
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-21 12:20:42 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #243970
Bastard Squad (Aus) - N.C.A.

MP3 For you to listen to :ninja:
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-20 16:14:17 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #243903
Madvillain - Mad All Caps
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-14 11:06:02 UTC
in Dm_Beam beta map Post #243399
It's possible to:

1. Use decals
2. Add damage (Bits of wall/floor missing etc)
3. Add pipes, gadgets and vent ducts, doors that don't open, switches that don't switch etc
3. Clip the wall multiple times and reshape it with the vertex manip tool
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-14 10:53:37 UTC
in Weapon game Post #243398
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-13 16:52:27 UTC
in Dm_Beam beta map Post #243360
Quite bloody nice :combines:
Posted 16 years ago2008-01-12 11:40:08 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #243261
James Polk & The Brothers - Just Plain Funk
Posted 16 years ago2007-12-24 11:25:45 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #241854
Some ambient, dark jungle mix with Technical Itch etc...
Posted 16 years ago2007-12-20 09:18:56 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #241596
The Faction - Tongue Like A Battering Ram :nya:
Posted 16 years ago2007-12-19 13:56:15 UTC
in All I want for Christmas is... Post #241502
All I want is money.

...Is that OK? Fuckin' Halifax???????!!!!!! :zomg:
Posted 16 years ago2007-12-19 13:55:05 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #241501
The Faction - Skate And Destroy
Posted 16 years ago2007-12-18 15:02:00 UTC
in Map of the Year || Best of 2003-2006 Post #241459
Awe.

Lovely jubbly :crowbar:
Posted 16 years ago2007-11-05 18:41:09 UTC
in Limericks Post #237757
heheh, good one :)

The once was a headcrab called paul,
Who practiced leaping off the de_dust wall.
When he would jump,
A noise went "thump!"
And the headcrab began to fall.

heh, weird :combine:

There was once a mapper named Rimrook,
Who was related to royalty, the Marlborough Duke.
Nobody in TWHL thought it could be true,
Until they saw Rimrook on a golden pew.
One day Rimrook wrote a note,
It read, "This is Rimrook, it's time to vote."
And all the mappers made their choice.
"It's obvious!" A mapper yelled to his mother, Joyce.
And Rimrook was selected as the number one leader,
As he made a new map and called ns_breeder.
TWHL was happy, and all agreed.
Until shit went crazy, and we ran out of weed.
Posted 16 years ago2007-11-05 16:21:51 UTC
in Limericks Post #237751
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Used to be a beggar,
Somewhere near Hampstead Heath.
He used to ask for money,
But no-one found it funny,
So they knocked him in his teeth.
Posted 16 years ago2007-11-05 15:36:33 UTC
in Limericks Post #237744
George Clooney?s next of kin
Ended up in the loony bin.
They thought he was odd,
When he said he was God,
And that everything?s one big sin.

There was a man called Steve,
Whose stories no one would believe.
When he said he was a soldier,
They tapped him on the shoulder,
And asked him quietly to leave.

There was a man from Dover,
Got pissed and fell over!
The very next day,
They took him away,
To the hospital till he was sober.

There was a man called Jesus,
Who got visited by three geezers.
They gave him gold,
They gave him myrrh,
And they gave him Bacardi Breezers.


...Some more. ;)
Posted 17 years ago2007-11-03 13:30:15 UTC
in Limericks Post #237573
I'm pretty sure a thread like this appeared not that long ago. But at work, when I've been bored out of my mind, I decided to spend the hours writing Limericks.

Here are some of the ones I remember writing:

(Really terrible racist one, I know - sorry - I'm not a racist!)

There was a Paki called Sanjeeta,
Whose tits were her only best feature.
I took her to bed,
She gave me some head,
And now she?s given birth to a creature.


Mr. Wong wrote a song
About his best mate?s wife.
He knew it was wrong,
To call her King Kong,
And say she had no life.


There was a drink called ?Fizz?
Full of crack, heroin, coke and whiz.
They gave it to me today,
And on the bed I lay,
Wondering what everything is!


These next ones are just plain weird. The latter is not strictly a Limerick, more of a simple rhyme based on a familiar poem.

Bobcat got the eavesdrop on the raindrop,
On the road to Sangaloo.
But little did he know,
A little black crow,
Was headed for there too.


...Weird, I know. I had to write it though when I thought of it!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Judo is a martial art,
And so is Kung Fu.


...Hehe, pretty lame I know.

When I remember or find some of the others, I'll post them. :combine:
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-31 16:00:44 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #237431
np: Bastard Squad - State Of Mind (Aussy Punk rules!)

next: Filtn - Banned From The Pubs

Distorted Truth - Taking Back The Street

Chapter 77 - Urban Decay
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-29 10:06:14 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #237227
Bastard Squad - NCU
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-20 14:30:15 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #236723
Inner Terrestrials - Off With Their Heads!!!!
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-17 09:10:48 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #236510
The Faction - Room 101

Social Parasites - Fuck The BNP
Social Parasites - Victimisation
Social Parasites - Price Of Our Labour
Social Parasites - Bullshit Policies
Social Parasites - Society
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-15 15:20:20 UTC
in #twhl Loves You All Post #236420
If you don't watch it, I'll violently throw Britney Spears CD's at you all.
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-11 15:08:26 UTC
in Into the 'Jahzellian' Mindset... Post #236162
Sure, I know - but you have to admit that sometimes it's vise versa.

Hey, it could be worse - I could be one of those dang Mooslums'.
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-11 13:26:38 UTC
in Your Gaming History? (Long Post) Post #236156
Amen. Even all the "Technic" stuff is a no-brainer these days.

I remember making working cable cars, lifts, a working crossbow, sliding doors from Doom - you name it.

Proper entertainment.

These young kids of today, don't know where they're born!
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-11 13:21:44 UTC
in Into the 'Jahzellian' Mindset... Post #236154
Ha ha, I knew it.
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-11 12:22:15 UTC
in Your Gaming History? (Long Post) Post #236143
I collected Legos when I was a kid for the most part...
Amen to that. I don't think I'd be as enthusiastic about mapping as I am now if it wasn't for them.
That is so bloody true. I owe my life to those plastic bricks that are now oversized giant 'already-made-for-ya' stuff for ignoranouses you get today. I used to be inspired by Doom to make stuff...
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-11 12:15:44 UTC
in Into the 'Jahzellian' Mindset... Post #236141
I know you probably hate hearing all this, but I don't want to be led into a giant pit of nothingness without defending my integrity.

This website has this great piece about the myths of so-called "conspiracy theories", detailing the various different techniques the mainstream media and die-hard pro-establishment hacks love to use when covering theses issues.

It goes in to how the "they?re tinfoil hat-wearers and we?re not" mentality is used to attack anyone who has researched cover-ups and how outlandish ideas are juxtaposed together with perfectly rational conclusions and legitimate research.

I recommend you read it because it basically reinforces my position, ten fold.
The purpose of this article is to redress a number of general myths concerning so-called 'conspiracy theories', repeated by media organisations and other self-proclaimed guardians of the orthodoxy, as well as people who have been erroneously convinced that conspiracy theories are intellectual aberrations rather than the acknowledgment of a common historical and social phenomenon.

This document does not claim that every event is the product of a conspiracy. It remains true, however, that conspiracies are far more common than admitted by the establishment. Whether conspiracy or coincidence was involved, we believe that the matter should be arbitrated by evidence rather than falsehoods on the alleged motives or state of minds of alternative researchers.
If this still doesn't float your boat, then turn away now and hide your red ( :x ) face.

Zombie Elvis ate my hamburger! - Ant
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-10 13:05:21 UTC
in Mapping Inspiration Post #236090
The Ennis house is the fooking sweet house you'll see in Predator 2 where the Jamaicans are doing voodoo to that guy hanging upside-down - "I'll tell ya what I believe. Shit 'appen.".

The tiles used to decorate the walls can also be seen in Bladerunner, part of an apartment.
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-09 13:04:25 UTC
in Mapping Inspiration Post #236045
I really want to map the Ennis House
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-05 10:55:43 UTC
in The orange box again. Post #235727
I might buy this for myself - on my laptop... Trouble is, my laptop doesn't connect to the internet ever since my mate pissed around with it
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-05 10:53:55 UTC
in cheese Post #235725
I always tell them to say "Blue Potatoes"
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-05 06:56:00 UTC
in cheese Post #235701
Cathedral City Mature Cheddar fucking owns stfu.
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-05 06:52:47 UTC
in Your Gaming History? (Long Post) Post #235700
I did own Sim City 3000 and I have got Sim City 4000 Deluxe - but the thing is, I rarely play it as it is bloody hard.

I love God Games, anything that enables some sense of creativity. (Which is obviously why I like HL)
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-04 08:57:58 UTC
in cheese Post #235641
What's so good about Mozzarella?

It's crap. Cheddar kicks it's ass and you fucking knows it.
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-04 08:56:27 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #235640
Black Flag - Six Pack
Crass - Do They Owe Us A Living?
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-03 15:34:46 UTC
in Competition 24: Map from Layout Post #235554
That's actually not a bad map layout for a chav :)
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-03 14:34:43 UTC
in cheese Post #235552
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-03 13:18:42 UTC
in Lets Write Poetry! Post #235547
I dreamt solemnly,
By the eyes of the day,
Burning hazily on the iceberg-white cobblestreets,
On thoughts of salmon,
Where nannygoats lie rarely,
And all the blind girls blaze and rage.
Posted 17 years ago2007-10-02 11:50:47 UTC
in cheese Post #235465
Cheddar. Because....

Why even bother explaining why it is.