# What a time to be alive...

Posted 2 years ago2019-10-17 23:26:20 UTC
UrbaNebulaGoldSourcerer
Pornography with three eyes.

19/10/19 EDIT: Thanks all! Penguinboy was the only one to put way too much thought into this

No but really it's:
Pornography = XXX
with three eyes = III
XXXIII = 33 in Roman numerals

Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 02:26:23 UTC Comment #102335
happy fucking birthday
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 05:14:02 UTC Comment #102336
Happy birthday!
3 eyes be watchin' you. òoó
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 10:54:50 UTC Comment #102337
So you're 3 eyes old now?
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 13:44:49 UTC Comment #102338
Pornography?
Three eyes?

Happy birthday anyway!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 14:20:26 UTC Comment #102340
1)
2) What? Someone decipher pl0x
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 14:38:24 UTC Comment #102341
Pornography, 18. Three eyes, 3. He must be 54 years old. Nah...
Pornography, 18. Three eyes, 1.5 a head. He must be 29! Nah...
(54 + 29) / 2 = 83 / 2 = 41.5. NAH.

AAAAH, I GET IT. It's two 3's! Happy 33rd birthday!

Pornography usually involves 2 people. "Three" eyes means a number. So... a pair of threes? I dunno, it should be about the right number though. uwu
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 15:01:12 UTC Comment #102342
Pretty sure there was no puzzle here and Urby just had a stroke.

Happy birthday?
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 17:40:59 UTC Comment #102343
Happy birthday!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 19:54:08 UTC Comment #102345
Happy porn watching with your one eyed friend?
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 21:05:11 UTC Comment #102346
Happy Pornography!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 21:13:37 UTC Comment #102347
Obviously the third eye is in the rear, as seen a lot in pornography. Urby's subtly admitting to us that he's an asshole. Happy birthday, asshole!

No but really it's:
Pornography = XXX
with three eyes = III
XXXIII = 33 in Roman numerals
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 21:17:29 UTC Comment #102348
... Happy Pornography!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-18 21:51:43 UTC Comment #102349
Happy pirnigriphy, urby! Hope you have a good one. Come visit us in the big smoke some time!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-19 07:49:34 UTC Comment #102352
twhl is beginning to invent the most advanced numeral system in the universe, someone needs to patent it before big companies borrow it to encrypt stuff
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-19 17:21:59 UTC Comment #102353
'PenguinBoy' said:No but really it's:
Pornography = XXX
with three eyes = III
XXXIII = 33 in Roman numerals
'Bruce' said:twhl is beginning to invent the most advanced numeral system in the universe, someone needs to patent it before big companies borrow it to encrypt stuff
I splattered my screen with coke.

Urby, how did you have this idea? Was it a showerthought or a shitthought?
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-19 20:09:25 UTC Comment #102354
It was neither. I was sat at my desk, trying to think of a birthday journal. I guess my brain just operates in shower/shit mode at all times.
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-19 23:45:42 UTC Comment #102355
Oooohhhhh okay that makes more sense.

Happy Belated Birthday, I would have wished you one earlier but I had no idea what you were referring to.
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-20 00:03:27 UTC Comment #102356
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-20 09:10:26 UTC Comment #102357
haven't checked the site for some time but happy birthday nonetheless!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-21 05:19:02 UTC Comment #102361
Happy birthday, asshole!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-21 09:30:49 UTC Comment #102362
Thanks... motherfucker?
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-22 14:01:43 UTC Comment #102367
Hippy Birthdiy!
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-22 20:19:32 UTC Comment #102368
Happy 5-days-after-your-birth day
Commented 2 years ago2019-10-22 23:17:08 UTC Comment #102371
Happy Pornography!
Commented 2 years ago2019-11-15 15:55:16 UTC Comment #102430
Without sex, there wouldn't be any birth. Happy very belated birthday.