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400 gallons? 400?!!! thats scary.
he spent 3 hours chasing a squirrel around the park
got it Daubster 
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heres some good ones...
I ONCE KNEW A BLONDE that was so stupid that:
*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
I ONCE KNEW A BLONDE that was so stupid that:
*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
- She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind.
- She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- She sent me a fax with stamp on it.
- She tried to drown a fish.
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- She studied for a blood test.
- She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur aroundthe home, she moved.
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
Ok, J3r3my.. Your turndid it
I'm proudly christian!
squeal of pleasure. that same day bush and putin also got married
maybe he just thought terminator was a bad movie :
oh ya i saw that fat guy in the intro 
and tony blair screamed like a little girl and got in bed with the Gman whos name was revealed to be short for Gay-Man
not really. it seems more people care about what brand of tampon pamila anderson buys then they do about that guy who got the medal of honor.
at whice point Gman finally decided to come out of the closet.
thats kinda sad that celebrities get more attention than the real heros do.
if u hit ctrl+shift+esc and go to the processes and kill hlvis.exe it might go on to rad and finish the map. it worked for me once. but let vis run a little while first.
ha! i knew it! valves dirty sercrets exposed!
Whatever... I'm still proudly christian...i will if u will
Hey, maybe I should put this on my avatar?
i just now realized that dr vance has a fake leg. i didnt notice it the 1st time i played.
just as normal as ever
all polaticians are dicks. except arnold of course.
i never saw him do that 
and was so creepy that it even scared the zombies.
use the -wadinclude command
dont goats only live like 10 years?
which gave birth to a hidious creature that looked like
yipes wide load!
wide load!and iemcs legs had become legendary sex symbols among both humans and zombies.
no problem. i like a site where i can share my skills
wow TWHL beats Snarkpit 13,300 to 452
but VERC gets 34,400
but VERC gets 34,400
i cant remember the last time i actually read a book :
its kinda disgusting looking
and oww my legs
and oww my legs
i saw this mod that they are making for HL1 that looks pretty tight and i cant wait til its out. what do u think of it?
http://www.moveinmod.net
*look at the date on the post about the project being cancelled
http://www.moveinmod.net
*look at the date on the post about the project being cancelled
2. Gman has only one lung (notice how he talks in short breaths)
i hope i dont get any. it would ruin my pretty face
why does everyone wanna meet hitler? that guy was a madman and a filthy chest pooper.
*smiles while imagining the sound of an aluminum bat against hitlers skull
anyways i would want to meet Jesus. (he was a real person even if u dont believe he was the son of God)
*smiles while imagining the sound of an aluminum bat against hitlers skull
anyways i would want to meet Jesus. (he was a real person even if u dont believe he was the son of God)
hehe all i have is freckles
yipes these jokes are turning geeky
until they all got sucked into the black hole and ended up on a planet ruled by apes
i didnt look away :
i cant wait til its over 
LMAO!!!
ok i got another.
How do u confuse a blonde?
Tell her to pee in the corner of a round room.
how does she confuse you?
she says that she did.
ok i got another.
How do u confuse a blonde?
Tell her to pee in the corner of a round room.
how does she confuse you?
she says that she did.
i think that is a bit disturbing. :
How can u tell a blonde has been having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil.
Her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil.
hey if only us 3 submit maps then were garanteed a trophy
thats where the illusionary or something else that isnt solid comes in.
but the chinese didnt want to be outdone so they found chows legs and launched them into space in their own rocket.
gauss/tau cannon would be fun in ravenholm
ya depends how many people are on
a clip brush and and illusionary is u need i think
and my favorite mj joke:
What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?
Theres 20 of them!
What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?
Theres 20 of them!