Actually my life is too full of harrowing, cringeworthy things to tell you all about.
The embarrassing pyrotechnical adventures of my schizo mother, my girlfriend leaving me (she didnt like the idea of my downsizing our realationship to 'best friends who sometimes get it on till someone better comes along' (which it didnt, and I'm alone for nearly a full year now.)
Having to get rid of my little Jack Russel puppy Quincy, because the damn postman refused to deliver mail even if Quincy was locked INSIDE.
If I remember any more wierd and wonderful stuff, years of repression have stopped working and I'll be in a corner crying.