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I'm sure that even VALVe themselves did it
Notice how theres always crates near the 'keep clear - no storage' signs.
Looks like weunz gots ourselves a reader. Are yall wif me? weunz dont appreciate urine type roun' here, so I suggest yall leave buddy or else I'll git my shotgun. Ya reckon?
"Huy, whaduya thank yur do-un'?"
Yall liss'n here. Excellent work Rabid. Really well made, very realistic, 'mosely photorealistic. The liatin is accurate an' yall have really captured the mood of that area. I love how yall add detail too, very good. Ya reckon?
Yall liss'n here. Well, I'd love ta join in wif these cumpetitions an' stuff, but due ta college I cant. Its a shame I know, but don't blame me, blame college. Anti-freetimeists. Ya reckon?
ya reckon'?
The best thing that's ever happened to me was not getting caught with that hash cake in my pocket through Amsterdam customs. They simply asked me what it was and I replied "it's a cake." Fortunately they did not question me any further and allowed me to proceed through the gates.
-Translated Into Redneck-
Yall liss'n here. (Grapplin Hook Productions)
Half-life (ultra surreal) Mod Cone'stpts:
1. A group of miniature aliens have invaded an important human figure. yall have been assigned by a group of scientists ta enner the human body an' destroy the miniature aliens afner bein shrunken by a lab machine.
Settin:
yall start in a high tech, ultra clean laboratory environment.
yall also enner a human body, travellin through the many veins, arteries an' organs.
2. A pack of angry mutant dogs have decided ta revenge human kin' fer treatinem as pets. Rather than destroy the angry dogs, yall become sympathetic fer their regime an' decide ta help out in their quest ta destroy humanity, an like'a that. The dogs capture you, an' yall year eventually tekkn ta their comman' centre somewher on the moon. Meanwhile, humanity is preparin thousands of brainwashed clones ta battle the dogs an' fat ta save the human race.
Settin:
City-based. Elements of moon activity.
3. A cannabis factory owned an' funded by the US guvernment use ta threatened by a group of fundamentalist Christians. yall have been assigned by the US guvernment ta save the factory from the evil invaders.
Settin:
Inner city, high-security, factory environment.
Ya reckon?
Yall liss'n here. (Grapplin Hook Productions)
Half-life (ultra surreal) Mod Cone'stpts:
1. A group of miniature aliens have invaded an important human figure. yall have been assigned by a group of scientists ta enner the human body an' destroy the miniature aliens afner bein shrunken by a lab machine.
Settin:
yall start in a high tech, ultra clean laboratory environment.
yall also enner a human body, travellin through the many veins, arteries an' organs.
2. A pack of angry mutant dogs have decided ta revenge human kin' fer treatinem as pets. Rather than destroy the angry dogs, yall become sympathetic fer their regime an' decide ta help out in their quest ta destroy humanity, an like'a that. The dogs capture you, an' yall year eventually tekkn ta their comman' centre somewher on the moon. Meanwhile, humanity is preparin thousands of brainwashed clones ta battle the dogs an' fat ta save the human race.
Settin:
City-based. Elements of moon activity.
3. A cannabis factory owned an' funded by the US guvernment use ta threatened by a group of fundamentalist Christians. yall have been assigned by the US guvernment ta save the factory from the evil invaders.
Settin:
Inner city, high-security, factory environment.
Ya reckon?
But only as a Half-Life episode, complete with miniature aliens (well normal sized but technically miniature)
hehe, could well do.
(Expect even more strange ideas soon)
(Grappling Hook Productions)
Half-life (ultra surreal) Mod Concepts:
1. A group of miniature aliens have invaded an important human figure. You have been assigned by a group of scientists to enter the human body and destroy the miniature aliens after being shrunken by a lab machine.
Setting:
You start in a high tech, ultra clean laboratory environment.
You also enter a human body, travelling through the many veins, arteries and organs.
2. A pack of angry mutant dogs have decided to revenge human kind for treating them as pets. Rather than destroy the angry dogs, you become sympathetic for their regime and decide to help out in their quest to destroy humanity. The dogs capture you, and you are eventually taken to their command centre somewhere on the moon. Meanwhile, humanity is preparing thousands of brainwashed clones to battle the dogs and fight to save the human race.
Setting:
City-based. Elements of moon activity.
3. A cannabis factory owned and funded by the US Government has been threatened by a group of fundamentalist Christians. You have been assigned by the US Government to save the factory from the evil invaders.
Setting:
Inner city, high-security, factory environment.
Half-life (ultra surreal) Mod Concepts:
1. A group of miniature aliens have invaded an important human figure. You have been assigned by a group of scientists to enter the human body and destroy the miniature aliens after being shrunken by a lab machine.
Setting:
You start in a high tech, ultra clean laboratory environment.
You also enter a human body, travelling through the many veins, arteries and organs.
2. A pack of angry mutant dogs have decided to revenge human kind for treating them as pets. Rather than destroy the angry dogs, you become sympathetic for their regime and decide to help out in their quest to destroy humanity. The dogs capture you, and you are eventually taken to their command centre somewhere on the moon. Meanwhile, humanity is preparing thousands of brainwashed clones to battle the dogs and fight to save the human race.
Setting:
City-based. Elements of moon activity.
3. A cannabis factory owned and funded by the US Government has been threatened by a group of fundamentalist Christians. You have been assigned by the US Government to save the factory from the evil invaders.
Setting:
Inner city, high-security, factory environment.
I would love to participate, but due to unforseen circumstances I can't.
/me slaps Anonymous round a bit with an old trout
/me agrees
Wouldnt suprise me. However, I will never betray ye olde faithfull Half-life. The more superior the Unreal engine gets, the harder UnrealEd is to use.
I like Unreal Tournament. I have UT2003, but I lost the fricking manual which has the cd key! Argh!
As for UT2004,looks excellent, vehicles an' all, but, my attention will mainly be focused on HL2
As for UT2004,looks excellent, vehicles an' all, but, my attention will mainly be focused on HL2
The World Owes me Ninety fcking pounds
World Order New?
Still, I would have liked to of played Doom 3 for myself to see what it was like instead of pissing some money down the drain.
Besides, there isnt that much of a point in buying ANY new game when HL2 is out. I'll mainly be focusing on that.
Besides, there isnt that much of a point in buying ANY new game when HL2 is out. I'll mainly be focusing on that.
I remeber the last time I went to Reading to see RATM. On the last day everything went pear-shaped and people were pushing andy loos over wit people still in them and setting fire to tents and andy loos.
Twas good though, our area turned into a right fcking hole though.
Twas good though, our area turned into a right fcking hole though.
Last night I started downloading the Doom 3 demo and it took a long time, I had to wake up in the middle of the night to finish the download and turn the noisy computer off.
Thios morning, I was thrilled to think that I can now atleast see what Doom 3 is like. I installed it, it slowly got all the way on the progress bar to 100%, and then it tells me it cannot open the specific .ini file.
I tried to open Doom 3 and it could not. It turns out you need Windows f*cking XP/2000 to run it! It didnt say that on the download site, and because I thought it would be fine, I didnt read any in depth info on system requirements. That really pissed me off to think that I wasted my time in false hopes.
I found a forum explaining how to hack doom 3 with hex to run on windows 98, but that proceedure doesnt work with the demo version.
Because I was so pissed off, I found myself installing Doom 95 just to remind me of those good ol' days. Only trouble is you cant run custom files cause its shareware so you cant map or change the music to the original psx music, instead its that horrible midi stuff.
...And there are limitations too, like no pulse rifle or bfg, and only one set of missions.
Thios morning, I was thrilled to think that I can now atleast see what Doom 3 is like. I installed it, it slowly got all the way on the progress bar to 100%, and then it tells me it cannot open the specific .ini file.
I tried to open Doom 3 and it could not. It turns out you need Windows f*cking XP/2000 to run it! It didnt say that on the download site, and because I thought it would be fine, I didnt read any in depth info on system requirements. That really pissed me off to think that I wasted my time in false hopes.
I found a forum explaining how to hack doom 3 with hex to run on windows 98, but that proceedure doesnt work with the demo version.
Because I was so pissed off, I found myself installing Doom 95 just to remind me of those good ol' days. Only trouble is you cant run custom files cause its shareware so you cant map or change the music to the original psx music, instead its that horrible midi stuff.
...And there are limitations too, like no pulse rifle or bfg, and only one set of missions.
The fluffiness >_<
Bah! What a scandal! No aliens! Lies! Lies! Lies!
Anyones a regular if they just get off their arse and be one
Nah, it's a funny looking dog/mutant kitten, I have to say. Reminds me of chow's old avatar, it's great.
tee hee
yep
I think off-topic discussion and debate should be raised only in #twhlregs.
Stop seeing #twhlregs as a bad thing! As Mephs pointed out, the normal #twhl may still be opened up and questions answered 
Here are the benefits of #twhlregs:
1. Authenticity -- As the conservatives tried to put it (j/k)
2. No spam in #twhl
3. No distractions in #twhl
4. Off topic discussion, much like this 'stuff' forum
5. No annoyances in #twhl
6. Arguments if necessary carried out in #twhlregs, allowing #twhl to be free of insult
7. #twhl becomes idiot-proof
8. Banned members may still communicate, but risk being banned in #twhlregs if taking things a little too far
9. Pig-sucking and dog-beating will not interfere with #twhl
10. No-one can be cheeky to Marvin, Seventh, or any other mod in #twhl
The benefits will be great for the future of #twhl, no-one gets upset, the cannel becomes clean, genuine questions can be answered without interference, and all will be fine.
I think that there is not much point in having a password to get in #twhlregs, but, then again outside parties may see #twhlregs as an opportunity to fight in or challenge twhl members in #twhlregs, which could be a bad thing if left too it's own devices. : Too be honest, I'm not sure.
Here are the benefits of #twhlregs:
1. Authenticity -- As the conservatives tried to put it (j/k)
2. No spam in #twhl
3. No distractions in #twhl
4. Off topic discussion, much like this 'stuff' forum
5. No annoyances in #twhl
6. Arguments if necessary carried out in #twhlregs, allowing #twhl to be free of insult
7. #twhl becomes idiot-proof
8. Banned members may still communicate, but risk being banned in #twhlregs if taking things a little too far
9. Pig-sucking and dog-beating will not interfere with #twhl
10. No-one can be cheeky to Marvin, Seventh, or any other mod in #twhl
The benefits will be great for the future of #twhl, no-one gets upset, the cannel becomes clean, genuine questions can be answered without interference, and all will be fine.
I think that there is not much point in having a password to get in #twhlregs, but, then again outside parties may see #twhlregs as an opportunity to fight in or challenge twhl members in #twhlregs, which could be a bad thing if left too it's own devices. : Too be honest, I'm not sure.
I agree, then we will be able to flame each other and not disrupt the light-hearted! 
1 hour and 30 minutes of pig-sucking mayhem!
The sound thing might be interesting. I havent told anyone this yet, but I have alot of top quality sound editing stuff that has the ability to create better ambience than natural selection! (-ish)
A rocket car? Sounds interesting. Interogate him and find out as much as you can about this, really, we need to know.
There was this bloke called Anthony Dunn
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One thing that I can't stand is the use of the expression '...sort of' inbetween sentences. For example:
"There was this sort of dog which sort of pissed against this sort of tree in a sort of park found near... erm, sort of near a tree under a sort of blue sky with sort of all these clouds.'
"There was this sort of dog which sort of pissed against this sort of tree in a sort of park found near... erm, sort of near a tree under a sort of blue sky with sort of all these clouds.'
I'm so fcking pissed off that HL2 doesnt come with a deathmatch, that is really gonna cripple the sales
Anti-War is treasonousSo is lying to everyone about weapons of mass destruction and the fact that the war is not a war on terror but a war on economics.
Anti-war is not treasonous, its just common sense. Anyone with an operational brain can see that there is no glory in war. (The war that was supposed to be over btw)
Basically, America went to the moon and said to the aliens, 'all your base are belong to us,' and fled.
I strongly believe that Nasa doctored the moon landing images and filmed the footage we seen in a suitable location somewhere in the Nevada Desert (Area 51? - btw Area 51 is not an 'alien autopsy facility' or whatever, it's a technological experimentation facility). Evidently, this may indeed be the case due to a variety of technical flaws.
The reason Nasa did not show us the real footage of the moon is because what they had seen there was far from their expectations, and indeed worthy of cover-up. Armstrong himself is recorded saying that 'something was watching them', and that 'something was following them closely.'
There is of course the credible suggestion that the whole thing was faked as part of propaganda, but un-be-known to us, the Russians already landed on Mars. The whole thing was carefully constructed so as to show America's superiority to a global audience (the flag placement etc). Some even go as far as suggesting that Stanley Kubrick directed the moon landing footage. I myself find that difficult to believe, but nevertheless possible.
The reason Nasa did not show us the real footage of the moon is because what they had seen there was far from their expectations, and indeed worthy of cover-up. Armstrong himself is recorded saying that 'something was watching them', and that 'something was following them closely.'
There is of course the credible suggestion that the whole thing was faked as part of propaganda, but un-be-known to us, the Russians already landed on Mars. The whole thing was carefully constructed so as to show America's superiority to a global audience (the flag placement etc). Some even go as far as suggesting that Stanley Kubrick directed the moon landing footage. I myself find that difficult to believe, but nevertheless possible.
I think that is so un-half-life to have a cs only multiplayer. We could have had new versions of the classic hl dm maps and more converted to a hl2 style, but no, VALVe made even more fck-ups. Stupid prcks. Can't they see that CS players and HLDM players are TOTALLY different! 
FBI shuts down 20 antiwar web sites: an unprecedented act of Internet censorship:
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2004/oct2004/inte-o13.shtml
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2004/oct2004/inte-o13.shtml
Redemption starts off difficult and is even harder in certain areas.
This thread serves as an invite for Ozone 11 
...probably exactly what we didnt want to be doing
...if I dont get my job as a Concept Artist, then, I'm afraid its Kwik Save j/k!
j/k!I'd like to be a concept artist - its a demanding job, but you should always set yourself a goal in life no matter how far-fetched it may be, it's something I can work to achieve... I mean look at Feng Zhu for instance, now thats what I should be...
( www.artbyfeng.com )
( www.artbyfeng.com )
Anyone who potholes needs lockin' up.
The Black Mesa base as depicted by VALVe is an actual representation of a particular underground base at Dulce in New Mexico. What's interesting is the fact that there is an underground rail system connecting the many subterranean bases. The region of Dulce is very similar to the surroundings at Black Mesa, and there are certain many entrances located at various Mesas, canyons, and mountainsides. Also interesting is the fact that Dulce base was said to have been the setting of a war involving extraterrestrials and military personnel. This became known as 'The Dulce Wars'. The human personnel were outraged by the atrocities being committed by the ET involvement against humans, such as the many genetic experiments that took place. One particular guy, Phil Schneider worked on the construction of the base and was said to have been hit by a laser weapon, which had scared an area on his chest. Phil Schneider was murdered in what was supposed to look like a suicide when he told of the base. A major base is located beneath Denver Airport, Colorado, and it is also said that many major structures in different regions have entrances to the underground networks, such as hospitals, military bases, freemasonic lodges, Mormon temples, churches, museums, government offices, etc.
For more information on underground bases visit these sites:
http://www.geocities.com/hyperdigm/tunnels.html
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Denver_Airport.html
http://www.pastpresentfuture.info/alien-ufo-secret-dulce-base.html
For more information on underground bases visit these sites:
http://www.geocities.com/hyperdigm/tunnels.html
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Denver_Airport.html
http://www.pastpresentfuture.info/alien-ufo-secret-dulce-base.html