hazardous: Yup, I migh tchange my mind about the elections unless this John Kerry guy doesn't do something in the upcomming weeks... (like shwoing our posts to the people
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Jahzel: If you make an anti-government sect or something you'll have more success. You can simply join Anarchia but it will not suit you well.
hazardous: Yup, I migh tchange my mind about the elections unless this John Kerry guy doesn't do something in the upcomming weeks... (like shwoing our posts to the people )
hazardous: Yup, I migh tchange my mind about the elections unless this John Kerry guy doesn't do something in the upcomming weeks... (like shwoing our posts to the people
)
The original name was Spas but I changed it. Put the accent at the first syllable.
A man brought his dog to dog exhibition. It was old and frayed. The joury started checking all dogs and when they reached the old Todor They asked the owner: "That, that... thing doesn't deserve to be called dog! Get it out of here!" The man answered: "It's a special dog, it can fly..." The joury: "Well, then, let's see it!" The man started talking to the dog: "Fly, Todore, take off to the skies! Fly, you, Todor! Do it damn dog!" But the dog just stared around and when it was bored it spoke: "You know I can't do this, you stupid, it's too hot today!"
A man brought his dog to dog exhibition. It was old and frayed. The joury started checking all dogs and when they reached the old Todor They asked the owner: "That, that... thing doesn't deserve to be called dog! Get it out of here!" The man answered: "It's a special dog, it can fly..." The joury: "Well, then, let's see it!" The man started talking to the dog: "Fly, Todore, take off to the skies! Fly, you, Todor! Do it damn dog!" But the dog just stared around and when it was bored it spoke: "You know I can't do this, you stupid, it's too hot today!"
No, you see the cursor? If you have played StarCraft atleast once you would remember that cursor. I'm using right now, cause I've got StarCraft theme. I recomend it, it's got great backgrounds, perfect cursors and amazing sounds. It also has three themes (for each race) to choose from.
It's the "Defeated!" screen when you play with Zerg, btw. And it's not concept art. StarCraft pictures are in the images folder of 3DS Max.
It's the "Defeated!" screen when you play with Zerg, btw. And it's not concept art. StarCraft pictures are in the images folder of 3DS Max.
Use the 'sky' texture and make a skybrush wherever you want sky to be seen. Sheck the tutorials for beginners too.
He seem to solved his problems now. But it's just a matter of time until he's back in trouble...
Unbelievably this you sound absolutelly right, Jahzel. If you watch this and compare it with the video "Russian gets killed by chechenians" you'll notice the extreme diffirence. It's a political move made by the US and may be Bush himself to slur over the sins of the troopers.
So cut it OFF! Start a 'believers' club. Make a website showing the true face of the wolrd. Become a sect member. I'm aquiring a major force and I don't really care what happens with the rest of the world. You save save your asses and I save mine. If I've got time left I might come to see how you're doing, but don't count on it.
Jahzel, I want you to know I'm with you (for some of the things you posted) but this is not the place to discuss! If you want we can do some of the above things, but don't get to paranoic - it night be bad but it's not so as you claim it to be.
Jahzel, I want you to know I'm with you (for some of the things you posted) but this is not the place to discuss! If you want we can do some of the above things, but don't get to paranoic - it night be bad but it's not so as you claim it to be.
Whats the pourpose of this quiz? I don't even know who these guys are!
Have you tried to turn off AntiVirus software?
Jahzel, have you been at psychologist recently? Seems like you are overtaken by incredible paranoia about aliens, global dominance groups and stuff like that. I agree with you that US isn't democracy, it's more fascist than Germany was. But Baylonian Brothehood, that's way too much, man.
I have information that the Masons Lodge is in control of the whole world, and George Bush is a mason. But I'm not spreading false or unproven information. Think a little - in this forums aren't only grown ups, there guys, who are still children with fragile mentality. Imagine one of them reading your posts and believing you speak the truth. You don't want suicides because of your words, right?
I understand of a joke you're way beyond the limit.
I have information that the Masons Lodge is in control of the whole world, and George Bush is a mason. But I'm not spreading false or unproven information. Think a little - in this forums aren't only grown ups, there guys, who are still children with fragile mentality. Imagine one of them reading your posts and believing you speak the truth. You don't want suicides because of your words, right?
I understand of a joke you're way beyond the limit.
I can send it to ya via MSN, lol
I'm gonna make nuclear blast when I've got more time. For now you get this, it's the best I could find:
I'm gonna make nuclear blast when I've got more time. For now you get this, it's the best I could find:
Am I the only one playing mostly strategies?...
I forgot to add this one: LodeRunner. My favourite in the arcade genre.
I forgot to add this one: LodeRunner. My favourite in the arcade genre.
hmm, that wired...
I've got a nuke avi, but it has to be worked out a bit... It's also low qty
I've got a nuke avi, but it has to be worked out a bit... It's also low qty
3DS Max ofcourse.
I had more but they're on my old hard disk. I'm not in mood to assemble my old computer.
You wan't some nuclear explosion?
I had more but they're on my old hard disk. I'm not in mood to assemble my old computer.
You wan't some nuclear explosion?
StarCraft
WarCraft 3
WarCraft 2
Civilization 3 PTW
C&C - Generals
C&C - Red Alert 2 (haven't played from a while)
C&C - Tiberian Sun (my favourite, too bad it doesn't have sequel...)
Outpost 2 (best space-colonization game ever)
UFO, X-Com series
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Opposing Force
Enclave
WarCraft 3
WarCraft 2
Civilization 3 PTW
C&C - Generals
C&C - Red Alert 2 (haven't played from a while)
C&C - Tiberian Sun (my favourite, too bad it doesn't have sequel...)
Outpost 2 (best space-colonization game ever)
UFO, X-Com series
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Opposing Force
Enclave
p*head? Is it censored or I don't get it or both?
Oops, i meant 250...
It's actually much higher quality, but I coldn't find image host with size higher than 25kB
Some more of my work (this ain't finished yet!):
Heres my, err, desktop image:
Hey...have you noticed we have WHOLE page of off topic stuff?
Check this:
Last thing you're going to see if US decides to punish few people... Or maybe you're going to see one more - the same thing coming back 
(I made this)
Check this:
(I made this)
Yeah, aouthored by the G-Man 
It IS a reason if the code was really stolen, not just copied (stolen means downloaded and removed from the source)
You guys are lucky, imagine if you were waiting for DNF to come out? (announced since 1997)
It IS a reason if the code was really stolen, not just copied (stolen means downloaded and removed from the source)
You guys are lucky, imagine if you were waiting for DNF to come out? (announced since 1997)
Back on topic:
Is George Bush going to lose the election against his opponent?
I say, certainly, yes.
(I know it's not so intresting but couldn't come up with something else)
Is George Bush going to lose the election against his opponent?
I say, certainly, yes.
(I know it's not so intresting but couldn't come up with something else)
I think it's all completelly off topic! Someone post pics, or start "Favorite alcochol" topic!
And vodka isn't really easy to get drunk with! My roomie, who's 19 once drinked out a whole 750ml bottle and he was just slightly dizzed. People here in Bulgaria are resistant to alcochol and our drinks are stronger. I remember one night I was resting on my dads yacht (drinking beer ofcourse) and four russians came, fetching fifth russian, who had tried to drink our stuff (I already said, 'rakiya') like their (vodka). He was half dead...
And vodka isn't really easy to get drunk with! My roomie, who's 19 once drinked out a whole 750ml bottle and he was just slightly dizzed. People here in Bulgaria are resistant to alcochol and our drinks are stronger. I remember one night I was resting on my dads yacht (drinking beer ofcourse) and four russians came, fetching fifth russian, who had tried to drink our stuff (I already said, 'rakiya') like their (vodka). He was half dead...
Nearly 17. In Bulgaria you can have liquir when you're 18. I think the vodka is just cool... (when its not cooled it teastes bad). Beer here isn't lower than 5-6% and the home-made liquir (it's called 'rakya') is 50-70%. I've teasted once the 60% shit and it made my head spinning from just a few gulps!
Oldest mapper?... Captain P?
Oldest mapper?... Captain P?
Yeah, but this includes all mods and stuff
I noticed it increases in time nomatter what you do. When you reinstall without uninstaling it rewards you (or punishes you, wichever you preffer ) with atleast 50MB!
I noticed it increases in time nomatter what you do. When you reinstall without uninstaling it rewards you (or punishes you, wichever you preffer
) with atleast 50MB!1263MB...dude, thats awesome, where did you get THAT much maps from... (standart map is about 0.5 MB up to 2MB with the port files) So you must be having about 400-600 maps...
Two blonds are in a park. The first says: "Hey, look! A dead bird!" And the second looked in the sky and said "Where?"
Seventh: corrected translation
Seventh: corrected translation
I think it's Information Technologies (not sure, the word 'informatica' is also used here, in Bulgaria...). I'm also going to study that in high school. I've got three years to think of it...
How alcocholful (what a word) is this beer?
"Dracula" is supossed to be romanian word (Transilvania's in Romania), 4th physical dimension does not exist (it's energy instead), I can make the same pic with photoshop and/or 3DS Max' rendering engine and you're going way off topic here! Try to think of the normal world (or atleast what the government whants us to belive it is...) and come back with something political.
-When you administrate HL-forums page (hmm, I think this one was posted before...) and it has 871 members so far...
Where do you think these 30% go? In weapons development, ofcourse! Even when the cold war is over, the USA is arming like crazy. Next step: use these weapons. Theres no point of having a weapon you cannot use, is there?
Err, then they aren't extra-terrestrials, they're just yet unknown intelligent life-form, split from the world above and evolved diffirently. But your theory has a leak: reptiles can't live without sunlight! Unless they've got some serious power source there...
Well, 3D Max is a professional 3D designing tool, made for expert designers. Thats why teh interface is so poor, but you can easly customize it with scripts (it has even more capabilities than IRC). I've got many good-looking pics and I can upload some of them.
A woman asked a clerk in a petshop for a guard-dog. The clerk showed her a small lil puppy and sayd: "Ninja dog!Table!" . The puppy jumped in the air and braked the table to pieces. Then he said: "Ninja dog!Wardrobe!" and the wardrobe was gone. The woman brought the dog and when she came back home her housband asked: "What's that puppy, it's not a guard dog!" She answered: "No, it's a ninja dog!.." and the man said: "Ninja dog - my ass!"
If you don't get it, then the translation is bad...
If you don't get it, then the translation is bad...
Its not addictive, ive mapped for a year befre and the nsstopped for 6 months and the nagain started mapping.
-When you crack the security password of the network in your school, because you can't install HL without the pass... I don't really want to say it but I'm guilty of it...
-When you crack the security password of the network in your school, because you can't install HL without the pass... I don't really want to say it but I'm guilty of it...
omg ,mine too 
US YET thinks they can rule the world...they just haven't started using brute force, but it wont be too far the time of the termonuclear self destruction of the earthlians... And then aliens will come after 2000 years, like in A.I., and they're gonna say: "On this planet lived a selfish species, called mankind, that was unable to live in harmony with each other... they deserved what they got and shall never be brought back to existence"
The best case will be if the Earth gets desolated by alien inavsion and we all die quick and painlessly (well, may be just quick).
Worst case: nukes miss or malfunction and hit only the poles or blow in midair - we all drown or die cause of muclear winter...
Hey, wasnt this topic bout policy? I say Libya sucks, they're nasty sux0rz!!
Worst case: nukes miss or malfunction and hit only the poles or blow in midair - we all drown or die cause of muclear winter...
Hey, wasnt this topic bout policy? I say Libya sucks, they're nasty sux0rz!!
wn u start msing most f d cahrs in ur sentencs
Hah, my eyes do drop to low fps!!?!...after few days of mapping...
(dude, I'd better goto doctor... )
(dude, I'd better goto doctor...
)-When you intend to change your wallpapper or paint color (of Windows or in your room) and try to press Shift+A to bring up the Texture Application Tool
-When see a pretty girl (or boy, whatever you prefer) on the street and the firs compliment that comes in your mind is "Your model is really HiDef"
-When you actually have said this to someone (I can almost see the look on his/her face! )
-When see a pretty girl (or boy, whatever you prefer) on the street and the firs compliment that comes in your mind is "Your model is really HiDef"
-When you actually have said this to someone (I can almost see the look on his/her face!
)I imagine playing it in HL teamgame... But you'll have to put alot of work into it, may be even request help for the team-specific entities and evnets.
-When you run HL and other games in window, so you can immediately start new map if good idea occurs in your mind while playing
-When you make a user-modified version of Linux, that runs Hammer all the time and the background is actually a Hammer window
-When you steal the HL2 source, so people can keep mapping for HL1 and your maps are always recent (oops, I think I shouldn't have said this one...
)
-When you put Lambda as your My Computer icon and call you harddrive containing HL "Half-Drive"
-When you logged on 28 diffirent machines just to vote for HL at the GameGrudge (planethalflife)
-When you have remade all HL SP maps without decompiling (man, thats alot of work)
-When you're a modteam member
-When you have a hammer drawn on all your notebooks
-If you think that the communist coat of arms is inspired from VHE (Worldcraft)
-When you make a user-modified version of Linux, that runs Hammer all the time and the background is actually a Hammer window
-When you steal the HL2 source, so people can keep mapping for HL1 and your maps are always recent (oops, I think I shouldn't have said this one...
)-When you put Lambda as your My Computer icon and call you harddrive containing HL "Half-Drive"
-When you logged on 28 diffirent machines just to vote for HL at the GameGrudge (planethalflife)
-When you have remade all HL SP maps without decompiling (man, thats alot of work)
-When you're a modteam member
-When you have a hammer drawn on all your notebooks
-If you think that the communist coat of arms is inspired from VHE (Worldcraft)
You kidding??!? And what dimensions you're going to use for your house? Don't tell me 1unit=2inches. But actually it's far from accurate and you can never make a proper design with smallest object 2inches... Unless you use models, but then youd better use 3Dmax (or Gmax if you don't have the money to spare). Hey this brings me to something!
-If you think that the creators of Gmax where HL mappers and they've mapped too much (Gmax...Gman, just one character in difirence)
-When you're one of the Gmax creators and called it this way because of the Gman
-When you get the el.power usage bill and realize that most of it is because of your computer running nonstop and increased processor usage due to often compiling
-When you get the water usage bill and it's incredably small sum, because you've almostly not used the bath
-If you think that the creators of Gmax where HL mappers and they've mapped too much (Gmax...Gman, just one character in difirence)
-When you're one of the Gmax creators and called it this way because of the Gman
-When you get the el.power usage bill and realize that most of it is because of your computer running nonstop and increased processor usage due to often compiling
-When you get the water usage bill and it's incredably small sum, because you've almostly not used the bath
This thread is absolutly great! There's something I've thought of:
-When you want to change the track on your stereo and you aim for the button 30secs, becouse you might 'use' the wrong one
-When you open a door and wonder how they've made the handle rotate while opening
-When you're witnessing an important event and you search for the F5 key to get screenshots
-When you're in a train and try all the seats to see if the background out of the train is made of shrunken brushes and models (remember Op4 opening scene?)
-When you hear high quality stereo sound and ask if they've used multiple ambient_generics or improved the sound engine
-When you see a rope and think: "I wonder if they've ripped the code from Op4... I'll try if it's climbable!"
-When you're in an elevator and try to 'use' the whole button pad (not sure if it's called that way), believing it will take you to the preselected path_corner
-You're at school and have an important test to make. Unexpectedly great idea popes in your mind and start making sketches of the map on your test-page
-When you reallize that on the turn-off button of you computer is a symbol really similar to lambda (I've been playing Op4 and Civ3 for 14 hours, now the button doesn't look that way...)
-When you ask your parents if these jokes are funny and they don't even know what is path_corner or texture
-When you want to change the track on your stereo and you aim for the button 30secs, becouse you might 'use' the wrong one
-When you open a door and wonder how they've made the handle rotate while opening
-When you're witnessing an important event and you search for the F5 key to get screenshots
-When you're in a train and try all the seats to see if the background out of the train is made of shrunken brushes and models (remember Op4 opening scene?)
-When you hear high quality stereo sound and ask if they've used multiple ambient_generics or improved the sound engine
-When you see a rope and think: "I wonder if they've ripped the code from Op4... I'll try if it's climbable!"
-When you're in an elevator and try to 'use' the whole button pad (not sure if it's called that way), believing it will take you to the preselected path_corner
-You're at school and have an important test to make. Unexpectedly great idea popes in your mind and start making sketches of the map on your test-page
-When you reallize that on the turn-off button of you computer is a symbol really similar to lambda (I've been playing Op4 and Civ3 for 14 hours, now the button doesn't look that way...)
-When you ask your parents if these jokes are funny and they don't even know what is path_corner or texture
And I've forgot to mention the links - they've posted their own download mirror and even allow CD ordering (shiped by post mail)
At the beginning is a short review of the story, then something for the gameplay specifics. More of the gameplay, the author seems excited from the temporal and space traveling. Crossbow replaced with Op4 rifle.
Tells something about the dificulty and puzzles in the mod. Three major bugs mentioned, something about a place with no exit, and some problem with the tank (I guess thats the boss).
At the end is summary and the author says this mod (despite of the few bugs) is very good and could be compared with mods like Deliverance and Escape.
I can give you full translation but I'll have to ask my father (he speaks it pretty well)
Tells something about the dificulty and puzzles in the mod. Three major bugs mentioned, something about a place with no exit, and some problem with the tank (I guess thats the boss).
At the end is summary and the author says this mod (despite of the few bugs) is very good and could be compared with mods like Deliverance and Escape.
I can give you full translation but I'll have to ask my father (he speaks it pretty well)
Man, I really enjoy city based maps! Kinda makes the realism of the game higher. I'll be waiting for your map, dude!