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This was done before recently, but I really like these kinda posts... 
Go ahead - write the song you're listening to now.
Heres mine:
Afroman - Crazy rap
Go ahead - write the song you're listening to now.
Heres mine:
Afroman - Crazy rap
Aaaaah... I had this problem 2...
Just try running ur map thru the console or thru run.
Check out the tutorial:
G'luck
Just try running ur map thru the console or thru run.
Check out the tutorial:
G'luck
It depends on the map..
You must place objects in a logical way and make sure that the objects don't repeat too much or get placed in the wrong places.
e.g. How would you like cs_estate with a whole loada crates in the offices? That would surely make the map less fun and unlogical.
And yea, Kasperg is right... U need multiple paths to the map goals. But dont start making the map too complex. 3 or 4 different aproches to the goal are farely enough in a map.
If you're mapping a de map try making the bomb harder to defuse. Like in de_dust or dust2.
Also you must balance the map so that both teams would have an equal advantage to their goal. Like in de_deep6 the T's mosly win if they plant the bomb because of the small number of aproaches to the bomb site.
Use ur imagination. Make ur map stand out of the crowd. Not much ppl like those de_dustathon555k maps... (at least i don't). Try finding or making your own textures to make the maps' enviroments just the way you want them to be. Guess thats it...
Geez i've spent 5mins writing this!!!
You must place objects in a logical way and make sure that the objects don't repeat too much or get placed in the wrong places.
e.g. How would you like cs_estate with a whole loada crates in the offices? That would surely make the map less fun and unlogical.
And yea, Kasperg is right... U need multiple paths to the map goals. But dont start making the map too complex. 3 or 4 different aproches to the goal are farely enough in a map.
If you're mapping a de map try making the bomb harder to defuse. Like in de_dust or dust2.
Also you must balance the map so that both teams would have an equal advantage to their goal. Like in de_deep6 the T's mosly win if they plant the bomb because of the small number of aproaches to the bomb site.
Use ur imagination. Make ur map stand out of the crowd. Not much ppl like those de_dustathon555k maps... (at least i don't). Try finding or making your own textures to make the maps' enviroments just the way you want them to be. Guess thats it...
Geez i've spent 5mins writing this!!!
USE THE FORCE 
Well i can put my favourite maps like this:
1. cs_italy
2. de_dust2
3. de_inferno
4. de_nuke
5. de_prodigy
From the maps unincluded in retail cs i like:
1. nth_lets_take_mothers_tank This map just pwnz!
2. de_simpsons
3. fy_iceworld
1. cs_italy
2. de_dust2
3. de_inferno
4. de_nuke
5. de_prodigy
From the maps unincluded in retail cs i like:
1. nth_lets_take_mothers_tank This map just pwnz!
2. de_simpsons
3. fy_iceworld
I like the 1 bout the bike... Sweeeeet
Alright... I bet you all know jokes bout junkies.... Heres my one...
Three high junkies were walking down a road. One of them says:
"Hey why don't we try catching a ride?" The second one says:
"You idiot, the driver will see thet we're high and throw us out!" Then the third one came up with an idea:
"Well then why don't we get in the car, take a seat and say nothin? Maybe the driver won't notice anythin?"
The other 2 agreed and soon they catched a ride. They all took a seat and didnt say anythin. The driver looked at them for a couple a' minutes and said:
"WTF? Are you guys high or somethin??" The junkies replied:
"Damit, howd ya know?"
"Well, nothing.. Just that the three of you are sittin on the front seat..."
Harharhar...
Btw Seventh didn't recognize you with the new av
Alright... I bet you all know jokes bout junkies.... Heres my one...
Three high junkies were walking down a road. One of them says:
"Hey why don't we try catching a ride?" The second one says:
"You idiot, the driver will see thet we're high and throw us out!" Then the third one came up with an idea:
"Well then why don't we get in the car, take a seat and say nothin? Maybe the driver won't notice anythin?"
The other 2 agreed and soon they catched a ride. They all took a seat and didnt say anythin. The driver looked at them for a couple a' minutes and said:
"WTF? Are you guys high or somethin??" The junkies replied:
"Damit, howd ya know?"
"Well, nothing.. Just that the three of you are sittin on the front seat..."
Harharhar...
Btw Seventh didn't recognize you with the new av
If you use an ambient_generic for the sound - see if you've selected the NOT looped in the flags.
Will do 
Wow! This i by now the most reply-having post of all my posts! Yay!!!
W00t! Dnloaded terragen!
Dam its easy now... I think that with a lil help from photoshop I'll be able 2 do that terrain myself!!!
Thx for the links guys!
Dam its easy now... I think that with a lil help from photoshop I'll be able 2 do that terrain myself!!!
Thx for the links guys!
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Hey! Niiiiiice!
I like the "You must start early" part...
I like the "You must start early" part...
OK.. this is an old one... REALLY OLD.
Remember that this joke takes time in the early 50's.
One family was having a picnic in the great outdoors. Suddenly their pocket-radio started an announcment:
"Attention! The earth is being invaded by aliens from mars. They seem to have big heads, short legs, long arms and big poppy eyes. Be alert and if you see one, try communicating to it! DO NOT offend the alien in any way!"
The family got scared but nothign hapened.. After a few minutes the father went in the nearest bush for a shit. And suddenly he saw the alien! Everything mached the description! The father remembered the anouncment about communicating with the aliens. He said:
"Greetings. I am Tom Smithsky. I come from New York. I am trying to have a shit."
The alien looked at him and replied:
"Hello... I'm Eddy Barkley.. I'm from New York and I'm having a shit..."
Good one, eh? Hope u understood my translation...
Remember that this joke takes time in the early 50's.
One family was having a picnic in the great outdoors. Suddenly their pocket-radio started an announcment:
"Attention! The earth is being invaded by aliens from mars. They seem to have big heads, short legs, long arms and big poppy eyes. Be alert and if you see one, try communicating to it! DO NOT offend the alien in any way!"
The family got scared but nothign hapened.. After a few minutes the father went in the nearest bush for a shit. And suddenly he saw the alien! Everything mached the description! The father remembered the anouncment about communicating with the aliens. He said:
"Greetings. I am Tom Smithsky. I come from New York. I am trying to have a shit."
The alien looked at him and replied:
"Hello... I'm Eddy Barkley.. I'm from New York and I'm having a shit..."
Good one, eh? Hope u understood my translation...
Wow.. Lots of entities for this...
I bet this would work on a map with not much weapons to respawn, but for a map with more weapons it might get pretty tricky to set everything right...
I bet this would work on a map with not much weapons to respawn, but for a map with more weapons it might get pretty tricky to set everything right...
A... I like the way Gregory talks to zombies
Hi everyone!
Does anyone know a site with a big sky collection? I need a pretty specific one for my new map... :
Does anyone know a site with a big sky collection? I need a pretty specific one for my new map... :
there is nothing about proudly monkey or goat but proudly christian and british is not acceptable!Up urs! I'm proudly christian and I'm puttin it on my av!! And don't give me any of ur bullshit about it being "not acceptable"!
I didnt know u cared...
[Dead] Daubster: I'm sure that guy used an aimbot!
[Dead] Seventh Monkey: I bet Punk Buster would help.
[Dead] Daubster: I can't believe Hrny isn't cheating.
[Dead] Hrny Goat: I had to reload and he shot me in the head!
Bot talk...
[Dead] Seventh Monkey: I bet Punk Buster would help.
[Dead] Daubster: I can't believe Hrny isn't cheating.
[Dead] Hrny Goat: I had to reload and he shot me in the head!
Bot talk...
Multiplayer cheating?
It shows that the cheaters suck too much 2 play normally.. The average MP cheater is bout 10-9 yrs old
(although he'll say different )
It shows that the cheaters suck too much 2 play normally.. The average MP cheater is bout 10-9 yrs old
(although he'll say different
)cycler_sprite, if ure mapping for cs
How come?? Works fine 4 me... :
Daubster... Yea I remember how i got it.... I was in like 4th grade or 3rd.. I dont remember exactly, but we had to draw a portrait of a clasmate on Art... The teachers told us, who we'll have to draw. And just my luck - I had to draw the guy who was my "mortal enemie" (don't start lol-ing me, I was in 3rd or 4th grade after all ).
So I drew him very shittily on purpose. So the teacher in front of all the class said "What kinda daub did ya give me here?" So all the klids started 2 call me daubster... That kinda fit me... All i had to do is to do is to transilate the word into english... And there i had it.. Daubster... TA-DAA
).So I drew him very shittily on purpose. So the teacher in front of all the class said "What kinda daub did ya give me here?" So all the klids started 2 call me daubster... That kinda fit me... All i had to do is to do is to transilate the word into english... And there i had it.. Daubster... TA-DAA
Wow! Nice remake
Nooo.. You have to put it like this...
THE END?
scary sound
THE END?
scary sound
Hey! John Smith never lies!!! CILIT CLEAN GOOD!
Nope that's me... Look behind you, IEMC!
BOOO!
BOOO!
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I just get an idea and try to make the main place in the map... e.g bomb target if its de... Then I start creating other rooms or areas next to the place.. The biggest problem for me is dimensions - most often too big, so i always have a few info_player_starts in every area to know, how big stuf should be. When i compile i remove them...
To have his balls sucked, gman had to turn his protection shield, then gordon finally came up and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Gman finally died!!!!!! cheers
Blair was very mad, because he had lost his pal, so he
Blair was very mad, because he had lost his pal, so he
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So if i get ya right, we all gotta remove "proudly christian" from our avatars, because it's no good? :
You get a opportunity! In "We got hostiles" he stands on a catwalk and you can shoot at him then...
Everything was squirrelified... Humans were fored to eat squirrel-poo and collect nuts for them. The human race was almost extinct untill..
I'm proudly christian.. Proudly... If i'm proudly christian, then I can show it on my avatar, that i'm proud of being christian. Same like j3r3my... So that everyone would know...
And BTW, anthony... Same name
And BTW, anthony... Same name
Yea, he could at least start bleeding when you shoot at him 
ok, then he died again , just like i wrote, so lets continue from there...
, just like i wrote, so lets continue from there...Ok, from were do we continue? 
I'm confused...
I'm confused...
oops.. wrote were wrong...
But haggis got killed by the nuke sent to his balls by iemc again and became spacedust which was sucked into a black hole, hit by a meteorite and flown into another dimension where it existed no more.
Anywho the squirrels made the laser and wee ready to fire it but suddenly...
Anywho the squirrels made the laser and wee ready to fire it but suddenly...
They would create a brainwashing laser, which would
Yea.. I've splatted him before.... Not so fun... It drops bout meat gibs and thats it...
Thats the forklift guy. Theres another guy, dressed in yellow with some special sequences for HL, but i've never seen him...
Good 2 see that at least 3 ppl are proudly christian!
God gave us our own choice, whether we want to be saved or not to be saved. He doesnt decide, we do by our own actions.Amen.
Ok, heres how you pray for your Windows:
Dear Microsoft in the hard drive,
May there be Windows,
May the updates sent from you to us reach every computer.
May your defragment happen.
Like in C hard, the same in D hard.
Give our everyday mail to us today
and forgive us for our cracked OS versions,
like we forgive our internet bills.
Don't send us the repair guy
and protect us from the virus.
Because our windows, DOS ant NT belong to the.
ENTER.
(sry for some wrong words, cuz I pray bad in english...)
Dear Microsoft in the hard drive,
May there be Windows,
May the updates sent from you to us reach every computer.
May your defragment happen.
Like in C hard, the same in D hard.
Give our everyday mail to us today
and forgive us for our cracked OS versions,
like we forgive our internet bills.
Don't send us the repair guy
and protect us from the virus.
Because our windows, DOS ant NT belong to the.
ENTER.
(sry for some wrong words, cuz I pray bad in english...)