Saribous: We're in the same boat there
As for steak, keep your bloody mushrooms. I don't eat fungus. It grows on dead people.
The best steak meal I've had is at a little pub near Market Drayton (my old home town) where they serve a 10oz Rump Steak with chips, onion rings, peas and a tiny portion of salad that I give to my missus.
LUNCH!I was playing GTA4 so I kept it simple.
2 Scotch Eggs (awesome gaming food)
A snack bag of M&M's (Theres only like 15 in there! Bloody diet)
A Muller One-A-Day yoghurt (expensive and more tasty version of a Muller fruit corner)
Also, I once heard a comedian say this and to this day it still makes me giggle.
"Only a Scotsman could come up with a scotch egg. Reason being that only a Scotsman could look at a boiled egg and say: "You know what that egg needs? MEAT AND BATTER!"