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when will half life 3 come out?
or rather:
how long will the delay from the announced release to the real release?
how long until Uwe Boll screws up half life in another shitty movie?
by how much will the new nintendo console own?
when both your hands are full and you yell to someone: "hey! can you trigger this func_door for me?" they just look at you like your a weirdo?
why isnt thumb wrestling an olympic sport?
can a duck fly while carrying a brick?
why do ambulances have backwards writing on the front and police cars dont?
if you live on the third storey of a house with the first storey two storeys underground and the fifth storey gets torn off in a tornado, what storey do you live on?
why are some underground carparks not really underground at all, just under building?
or rather:
how long will the delay from the announced release to the real release?
how long until Uwe Boll screws up half life in another shitty movie?
by how much will the new nintendo console own?
when both your hands are full and you yell to someone: "hey! can you trigger this func_door for me?" they just look at you like your a weirdo?
why isnt thumb wrestling an olympic sport?
can a duck fly while carrying a brick?
why do ambulances have backwards writing on the front and police cars dont?
if you live on the third storey of a house with the first storey two storeys underground and the fifth storey gets torn off in a tornado, what storey do you live on?
why are some underground carparks not really underground at all, just under building?
lol
you dont?! damn, there goes my explanation 
no! yay!
that gun is called the MetalStorm, and was developed in AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!
like, i drive for 1 hr and i could get to the place where they made it!
it doesnt overheat because it has no moving parts (except the barrel?) or something - according to a friend who knows tons about it (nerd air cadet).
unless this is a different gun ur talking about.
Australia: Makers of the World's fastest-firing gun and home to the current world's tallest building! Oh Yea!
thrusts in the general direction of australia (which is anywhere for me, cos im in australia!)
lol
that gun is called the MetalStorm, and was developed in AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!
like, i drive for 1 hr and i could get to the place where they made it!
it doesnt overheat because it has no moving parts (except the barrel?) or something - according to a friend who knows tons about it (nerd air cadet).
unless this is a different gun ur talking about.
Australia: Makers of the World's fastest-firing gun and home to the current world's tallest building! Oh Yea!
thrusts in the general direction of australia (which is anywhere for me, cos im in australia!)
lol
george bush is emo >_>
........
rofl flame sessions are fun!
EVERYBODY SUCKS BUT ME!!!!!!!
rofl. anyway....
emo's are funny. there are some tryhard emo's in my school but they really suck at it.......they have, like, short hair and they dont dress emo, but they pretend to like that emo music and slit their wrists and all that. but they dont. its hilarious.
but nobody at my school is allowed to bathe and the uniform is a heavy black over a tight latex black 1-piece outfit with gloves. the bell is 5 minutes of blasting emo music and the toilets have special 'slit stations' with knives and everything. and you get bonus points for your school sports team for looking the most depressed in the class. for sport we have to try to get our extremely heavily applied black and white makup to run by crying the most.
...
>_>
........
rofl flame sessions are fun!
EVERYBODY SUCKS BUT ME!!!!!!!
rofl. anyway....
emo's are funny. there are some tryhard emo's in my school but they really suck at it.......they have, like, short hair and they dont dress emo, but they pretend to like that emo music and slit their wrists and all that. but they dont. its hilarious.
but nobody at my school is allowed to bathe and the uniform is a heavy black over a tight latex black 1-piece outfit with gloves. the bell is 5 minutes of blasting emo music and the toilets have special 'slit stations' with knives and everything. and you get bonus points for your school sports team for looking the most depressed in the class. for sport we have to try to get our extremely heavily applied black and white makup to run by crying the most.
...
>_>
haha.
iraqis play russian roulette with a 9mm glock.
iraqis play russian roulette with a 9mm glock.
oh well.
this is for source? the team at kzmod have modelled their own iceaxe, i dont know if they will let you have it, but you never know if you ask reallllllllllly nice, they might. or you could just steal it when it comes out sometime this month 
(not really - stealing stuff (from other modders) is bad)
(not really - stealing stuff (from other modders) is bad)
you can with my magical GTA minigun and my ultra super mega explosive anti-cruise-missile missile-exploderating RPG
NOOOO! i love my GTA!
justgotowned.com is hi-larious.
lol i saw that show!
the best defence is:
1. shove a grenade down his throat and run like hell.
2. after the explosion, return and urinate on the remains.
3. set anything that isnt on fire on fire.
4. run to the nearest gun shop and buy several miniguns and RPG's
5. return and use the miniguns and RPG's to blow up as many ambulances, fire trucks, police cars, swat trucks, helecopters, tanks and cruise missiles that come your way.
6. run home, eat a pie, and go to sleep.
the best defence is:
1. shove a grenade down his throat and run like hell.
2. after the explosion, return and urinate on the remains.
3. set anything that isnt on fire on fire.
4. run to the nearest gun shop and buy several miniguns and RPG's
5. return and use the miniguns and RPG's to blow up as many ambulances, fire trucks, police cars, swat trucks, helecopters, tanks and cruise missiles that come your way.
6. run home, eat a pie, and go to sleep.
........................that i still play?
ummmmmmm........................ online?
UT2004. lol
no ummmm i dont play hldm and i've given up cs..........
ut2k4.
ummmmmmm........................ online?
UT2004. lol
no ummmm i dont play hldm and i've given up cs..........
ut2k4.
why are apartments so close together?
yea
lol the gman, alex and gordon box sets as well as the colectors edition should have been recalled by valve......
maybe, but that argument ended ages ago. lol....april 2005 to be exact.
http://www.steampowered.com/index.php?area=news&archive=yes&id=413
ea has been distributing hl2/source engine games for ages. although i havent seen any new packaging of half-life, which is weird. (only scattered versions of GOTY, and a few platinums. oh and some CZ's with jacked-up prices)
(speaking of jacked-up prices, red faction is one of those clasic games, AU$10, i saw it recently in a store for $80!!!
)
http://www.steampowered.com/index.php?area=news&archive=yes&id=413
ea has been distributing hl2/source engine games for ages. although i havent seen any new packaging of half-life, which is weird. (only scattered versions of GOTY, and a few platinums. oh and some CZ's with jacked-up prices)
(speaking of jacked-up prices, red faction is one of those clasic games, AU$10, i saw it recently in a store for $80!!!
)online is the easiest way but i like box art so i buy retail
i saw some aftermath boxes in the coming soon rack of eb games...i thought like telling them its been renamed but i didnt....lol
i saw some aftermath boxes in the coming soon rack of eb games...i thought like telling them its been renamed but i didnt....lol
yes, but sometimes they are hard to get. like, theres none in the eb games at my place, but there is in another small local shop. look around, ea is distributing them.
wait till april 24. - expansion and premuim ed. come out distributed by ea
or buy online
or buy online
lol advance wars is awsome!
but i think somebody has too much time on their hands....and the only thing they have in common is they both wear a helmet
but i think somebody has too much time on their hands....and the only thing they have in common is they both wear a helmet
pretty good tho - shows how you can get those fps scores.
u must got good cpu and/or gfx card.
lost looks good even without HDR!
loved the commentary - aparrently episode 1 will have it too. yay for commentaries!
lost looks good even without HDR!
loved the commentary - aparrently episode 1 will have it too. yay for commentaries!
damn, ill make it like a circuit room or something and put the elev controls on the roof
good idea with the walls
new updated screens coming soon to a store near you
good idea with the walls
new updated screens coming soon to a store near you
hl2 single player
whoops sorry i meant to
it was even in my clipboard see:
http://www.hylobatidae.org/minerva/phosphenes.shtml#metastasis_2
lol
i will be playing soon
i cant edit the first post that sucks
it was even in my clipboard see:
http://www.hylobatidae.org/minerva/phosphenes.shtml#metastasis_2
lol
i will be playing soon
i cant edit the first post that sucks
1. huh?
'i tell u put less light'?
i understand it but your no very helpful
2. spamming is not good - go spam somewhere else
'i tell u put less light'?
i understand it but your no very helpful
2. spamming is not good - go spam somewhere else
a singleplayer map - 2nd in a series
by adam foster
just thought everyone would like to know that the next one is out
it includes the first map with minor changes so you can blay both
by adam foster
just thought everyone would like to know that the next one is out
it includes the first map with minor changes so you can blay both
yes its been done
a moving map would be hell with lag - you would end up being 'dragged'
put in func_conveyors (i think) for the background/ground
a moving map would be hell with lag - you would end up being 'dragged'
put in func_conveyors (i think) for the background/ground
oh i see.... well its not just a carpark in the middle of nowhere... its for a hotel. so soon there will be emergency staris, etc. signs not going in yet, there will be a maintainance section i.e. for the elevators and maybe a comp. mainframe. overlays going in later. and the next screenshot will show how ive made the pipes less obvious
sigh. spamming.
hmm it seems that the the only light that fits is light_florescent01
i was hoping for one with a cage around it....
anyone knows where i can get one? or anyone make one? wouldnt be hard?
or i could just live with it.
i was hoping for one with a cage around it....
anyone knows where i can get one? or anyone make one? wouldnt be hard?
or i could just live with it.
lol, my montor gives off a high pitched buzz when i turn it on.....and my 6600gt is STILL broken from NOVEMBER (NOVEMBER!!!) ....gay slow computer place. so i have to use my 5200 >_<
no nice tasty HDR for me :/
no nice tasty HDR for me :/
wow, some people like them, some dont, and some are spamming. remember the pipes wont be a major part, but the first time playing, after all the enemies are dead, i want the player to see them and say 'hey look, pipes'
i dont remember noticing any pipes in hl2 until my 2nd time around.
and yes, im just doing the floor, and the basic outline, i will be using model-based lights if i can find any that fit (carpark is new - in hl2 everything is destroyed - maybe some cstrike models)
and ignoring the temporary brush lights, carparks really do have that many lights. and pipes for that matter - just no so crazy
@captain P - walkways? this is a carpark....... they dont really have walkways.........
btwthere is a lift complex surrounded by those posts i made in the last pic
ill keep working on the map - ill do the lights and finish the pipes - i'll reduce the lighting on the pipes so they dont stand out as much
i dont remember noticing any pipes in hl2 until my 2nd time around.
and yes, im just doing the floor, and the basic outline, i will be using model-based lights if i can find any that fit (carpark is new - in hl2 everything is destroyed - maybe some cstrike models)
and ignoring the temporary brush lights, carparks really do have that many lights. and pipes for that matter - just no so crazy
@captain P - walkways? this is a carpark....... they dont really have walkways.........
btwthere is a lift complex surrounded by those posts i made in the last pic
ill keep working on the map - ill do the lights and finish the pipes - i'll reduce the lighting on the pipes so they dont stand out as much
wonders why ant hasnt been flamed for quadruple posting
hmmmm....
anyone......?
crickets in background
.....
oh well i better do it then...
EDIT BUTTON!!1!@!!@@12!!!!
omg i feel retarded now
(and yes i know its bcus of long betwen-post times i just wanted to say it )
It's also cos I'm a mod. Teehee. - Ant
hmmmm....
anyone......?
crickets in background
.....
oh well i better do it then...
EDIT BUTTON!!1!@!!@@12!!!!
omg i feel retarded now
(and yes i know its bcus of long betwen-post times
i just wanted to say it )It's also cos I'm a mod. Teehee. - Ant
i know valve went crazy with the pipes and with good reason - there are pipes everywhere in the real world.
okay, so i put lots of pipes in against the wall of a carpark im making:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/mod9.jpg
http://users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/mod10.jpg
http://users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/mod11.jpg
about the pipes - overkill? or not? (pipes stop suddenly bcus im not finished yet) either way, i like it
and yes i realise the whole thing looks slightly boring roof- and floor-wise its an early build
okay, so i put lots of pipes in against the wall of a carpark im making:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/mod9.jpg
http://users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/mod10.jpg
http://users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/mod11.jpg
about the pipes - overkill? or not? (pipes stop suddenly bcus im not finished yet) either way, i like it
and yes i realise the whole thing looks slightly boring roof- and floor-wise its an early build
ive saved 63mb before from a reg clean and i do one every week....
i use TuneUp Utilities 2006 - it has tons of cool stuff like themes, regcleaner, disk optimiser, uninstaller, etc.
i use TuneUp Utilities 2006 - it has tons of cool stuff like themes, regcleaner, disk optimiser, uninstaller, etc.
haha its funny that ppl make these packs and sad that ppl download them....lol not really - where can you get it??? i love everything hi-res
my theory is alex wanted gordon to 'use' that pic and put it in his backpack lol
my theory is alex wanted gordon to 'use' that pic and put it in his backpack lol
yep - just the way i like it.
i hate the start button.
i hate the start button.
hmmm yea everytime before i format i take a screenshot of my desktop so here:
id say jan or feb 2005
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/oldolddesktop.jpg
umm maybe august? about a month before quake 4 came out
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/olddesktop.jpg
5 mins ago.
notice the mesy layout - i recently formatted and im too lazy to put into columns. also i have reduced the number of icons with a simple launcher program
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/desktop.jpg
for my themes i use tuneup utilities 2006 - its rather good
id say jan or feb 2005
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/oldolddesktop.jpg
umm maybe august? about a month before quake 4 came out
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/olddesktop.jpg
5 mins ago.
notice the mesy layout - i recently formatted and im too lazy to put into columns. also i have reduced the number of icons with a simple launcher program
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/penguinboy/desktop.jpg
for my themes i use tuneup utilities 2006 - its rather good
hl2 3 times - xfire logs about 33 hrs total
hl1 about 10-12 times
hl1 about 10-12 times
wat, the premium? its coming out boxed and online when the hl2 expansion comes out - april i think
if u aint got hl2 get the premium coming out soon u get everything
not sure it might be?
too lazy to go through my text books hehe
too lazy to go through my text books hehe
sp is better 4 me
half life is the time it takes for half of the atoms in an unstable isotope of an element to decay. stable elements which have their stable number of neutrons do not have a half life.
notice that the symbol for half life isnt lambda - lambda is the symbol for wavelength
[/chemistry nerd]
notice that the symbol for half life isnt lambda - lambda is the symbol for wavelength
[/chemistry nerd]
no vivendi was killed off ages ago, now its ea, who are relatively fast at distributing stuff.
hmmm thats odd
Valve dates the expansion pack for its PC blockbuster; all-inclusive Platinum Edition to launch simultaneously.
Nearly a year and a half after Half-Life 2 was released, the blockbuster PC shooter will finally get its first expansion pack. Today, Doug Lombardi, Valve Software's director of marketing, confirmed to GameSpot that the developer is now shooting for an April 24 release for Half-Life 2: Aftermath. Previously, the PC expansion pack was set for a November 2005 "launch window," which it obviously missed.
To date, Valve has been largely mum about the details of Aftermath. However, when speaking to GameSpot last June, designer/programmer Robin Walker said that the expansion will focus on major characters who got short shrift in the original Half-Life 2 and include the high dynamic range lighting effects featured in the free Half-Life 2: Lost Coast bonus level.
Half-Life 2: Aftermath will retail for $19.99 and be available via Steam's download service or a boxed version distributed by Electronic Arts. EA will also distribute the boxed versions of a new Half-Life 2: Platinum Edition, which will include Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 Deathmatch, Half-Life 2: Aftermath, Counter-Strike: Source, and Day of Defeat: Source in a single package. Pricing for the Platinum Edition was not available as of press time.
source: gamespot
note the word 'simultaneously'
Valve dates the expansion pack for its PC blockbuster; all-inclusive Platinum Edition to launch simultaneously.
Nearly a year and a half after Half-Life 2 was released, the blockbuster PC shooter will finally get its first expansion pack. Today, Doug Lombardi, Valve Software's director of marketing, confirmed to GameSpot that the developer is now shooting for an April 24 release for Half-Life 2: Aftermath. Previously, the PC expansion pack was set for a November 2005 "launch window," which it obviously missed.
To date, Valve has been largely mum about the details of Aftermath. However, when speaking to GameSpot last June, designer/programmer Robin Walker said that the expansion will focus on major characters who got short shrift in the original Half-Life 2 and include the high dynamic range lighting effects featured in the free Half-Life 2: Lost Coast bonus level.
Half-Life 2: Aftermath will retail for $19.99 and be available via Steam's download service or a boxed version distributed by Electronic Arts. EA will also distribute the boxed versions of a new Half-Life 2: Platinum Edition, which will include Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 Deathmatch, Half-Life 2: Aftermath, Counter-Strike: Source, and Day of Defeat: Source in a single package. Pricing for the Platinum Edition was not available as of press time.
source: gamespot
note the word 'simultaneously'
hmmmmm bl bl bl