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Granted, he takes good photo's, but no one ever see's them.

I wish Stalin wasn't so ugly.

I don't care about it now either, but i do care about the possibilties of expansions on this in future.

Cloaking device

Wow, they've actually constructed a cloaking device which, whilst not invisible to the human, is invisible to microwaves. Seems like the beggining of something awesome, or plain annoying.

Granted, but it only affects your wishes.

I wish donkeys could fly.

Granted, however, following a very long story with some crappy story and plot holes you die.

I wish star wars 3 didnt suck ass so much so that i may actually watch it this time and like it.

Granted, but you cant afford its upkeep so its repossed.

I wish lame jokes didn't exist.

yeh, PS3 is pretty much a screw up compared to the 360 and Wii.

For shame on the new Wii, for shame.

Yeh, sounds like the rangers from Warcraft 2.

Granted, but Habboi kills you for wishing so.

I wish Germany was actually spelt as Termany.

Granted, but they're deaths are investigated and thanks to...ummm...pie they manage to track you down and kill you.

I wish nukes was infact a brand of hot dogs.

Granted, however the lemons keep falling until all life on the earth is buried under 30000 feet of lemons.

I wish that all believers become athiest and vice versa.

Wow, what a shit way to launch a console with its first games.

Granted, but nothing happens, as your wish cancelled itself out. You fart.

I wish i some really cool spaceship of my own

You head must clean toes with toothbrush, then failure can silly location.
Comprehension denial must be trusted.

Something tells me Satchmo that your not even close

Granted, however hyperinflation kciks in and your trillions of dollars will only just about get you a few packets of crisps.

I wish i had my own island.

Indeed, people only ever want free stuff, the damn free-loaders.

I wish i had a giant rubber duck

A robot designed for fiddling with?

Granted, but only when people are insulting and annoying you.

I wish my computer wasnt so lame.

Alright, this is a simple forum game im gunna try out here and see how you like it.

Basically, ill start off the topic wishing for something

eg. I wish i had a dog

Then the one who posts next get grant the wish, but corrupt it to make it bad.

eg. Granted, but the dog has rabies and mauls you

in addition the person then makes their own wish and so on and so forth.
Ill start us off here.

I wish i wish i was a fish.

No it wasn't, it was friggin' hilarious!

Hehe, nice work. I like the first pic where it says "Teh luv bus"

welcome back urbanebula.

Hahahaha, that comic was kick ass!

"I can't get up now"

Best. Name. EVER!

Hurray for decent changes!

Hahahaha, crystalman you sicko

Game music is good, but sometimes not having any really makes it creepy. For example, when i was playing Resident Evil 1 and going through a corridor where i had killed a zombie but couldnt torch (you know what that means...) So, i was walking along and suddenly all i hear is this roar and a zombie charging at me from round a corner which, thanks to stupid camera angles, i couldnt see.

i dont fucking believe it. you're all fucking retards.

Whoa, i think someone needs to calm down.

Close indeed.

then why are you still posting in it

Stargate sucks. It was half decent in the first series but now they've gone and just crapped it all up.

Lost, whilst suckish in its own way, if far better then the OC. What would you prefer? A mysetrious island or a bunch of teenagers being...well, teenagers.

John

Chicken:2
Beef:3
Pork:4
Lamb:1
Duck:5

hehe, dodgeball, good old film...

Close this thread, it reeks of retardedness.

Full Name : 38_98 Jouson Ringers
Age: 15
Hometown : Glastonbury
Born in: Brighton
Self Classification: Meh

Education: take a guess

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1) Not really
2) That bothered
3) With films

Favourite Meal: Rice

Favourite Actor: Cant remember his name.

Favourite Actress: meh

Favourite Game to Date: Half-life (although RA2: Yuri's revenge might replace it)

Game your looking forward to: anything decent

Favourite Bands:
1) The mehs
2) meh meh meh
3) feh

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Milk

Favourite Alcohol: vIll tell you when i try some

Hobbies: This and that, models, warhammer 40k and modding/mapping for all kinds of games.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: see below

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: Yeh, because im obviously gunna tell you my personal life.

Things that make you smile: funny things in general

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Bush and his idiotic comments.

Things that annoy you: This thread

Things that well and truely piss you off: This and that, it varies.

And a photo...

And no, i didnt take this very seriously.

Yeh, early abortion is a good

Hi to you too.

The video was wierd.

And Cystalman, according to the vid, is an emo. So just by that from now on.

If you look at ZL's picture closely it looks like the guy has impaled himself with the hammer.

Wierd wierd thread here...

heh, kinda neat and wierd at the same time

Its all about taste Xyos. All about taste.

Runescape does indeed suck. I find browser-based games funner and less noob-filled then Runescape.

Hahaha, yeh, like pigs to the slaughter.

Stever Irwin, i only saw a few of his shows but i have to admit, he had courage i would never have.

Have to say he was a bit loony at times (the baby thing was a little irrational)

Like the 'stingray deny any involvement' pic.

Heh, i liked the bit where that forklift truck was chasing down the last counter-terrorist.

Great stuff all of it.

Its a nice comic. Good work, i agree with Daubster about the improving quality and all.

Hehehe, i always wondered why Gman spoke like that and now i know.

Nice work Daubster.

For those screaming out about steam right now just sit back and think: What would chuck norris do?

Har har! I be getting mine in too!

Warning - this desktop may suck to the extreme.

Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
How are you doing?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Im fine thank you, do you like pie?
God:
Glad to hear it, . You are quite welcome! What is not to like about it?
Me:
Various things, like the filling
God:
What is Various things like the filling?
Me:
well for example, you may not like apple filling
God:
Well that's okay. Can you think of another example?
Me:
you may be alergic to the pastry itself for some random reason
God:
OK I will try to be alergic to the pastry itself for some random reason.
Me:
hahaha
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Human, funnily enough
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
But didnt you create humans?
God:
No I didn't create humans. What's it like?
Me:
Wait, people say you started the human race yet your saying we didnt
God:
I'm waiting. Only because you asked me to.
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Trying to explain something to you is like trying to own chuck norris. Just isnt gunna happen
God:
And like trying to own chuck norris is Trying to explain something to me. Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
And how is trying to own chuck norris going to explain something to you?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You sense of logic is broke, bot
God:
Thanks for the information: said I sense of logic is broke bot.
Me:
Nevermind, you confuse me
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. That was not my intention.
Me:
Dont lie to me, that was your intention all along
God:
Robots cannot lie.
Me:
yes they can if they're programmed to
God:
Next question? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the robot in question
God:
What is his name?
Me:
depends on the robot in question
God:
The robot in question is always an important factor.
Me:
indeed it is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
thats what i said
God:
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
well stop thinking you hippie
God:
Well that's okay. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why do you smell?

At that point he ended.

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Human, funnily enough
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
But didnt you create humans?
God:
No I didn't create humans. What's it like?
Me:
Wait, people say you started the human race yet your saying we didnt
God:
I'm waiting. Only because you asked me to.
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Trying to explain something to you is like trying to own chuck norris. Just isnt gunna happen
God:
And like trying to own chuck norris is Trying to explain something to me. Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
And how is trying to own chuck norris going to explain something to you?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You sense of logic is broke, bot

That was the part i found the funniest.