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why are so many ppl on this site obsessed with monkeys?

DOn't ask. It's a very long story. A story so twisted it is hard to explain. But I shall use the cursed forum word, the Monkey Plague. Woops, sorry everyone, I know you hate it...

-when you revive old threads

I once got abducted by a UFO once.

Yeah, first I saw this blue light, then I saw this red light, and then I saw the blue light again, and the red one too. Then, all of a sudden, I woke up in jail!

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I made that one up the other day

...huh?

Yea man. But I never got those ZOmbie films I asked for.. dratt!

....You know, like 'Dawn of the Dead + Day of the Dead... Zombie Flesh Eaters!

Day of the Dead was on last night actually

On the subject of Zombie films, the worst one I ever saw was called 'The Video Dead" - My God, It should be illegal to desgrace zombie films like that

...my god. This thread must have a meter thick layer of dust and dry skin...

Whats round and rhyms with 'fish'?

Dish!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........

(....Wind blowing noises......slight bit of tumble weed....)

....hah, ha........ha........huh....oh. Ok." :

ZZzzzzz.

Here, hope this works...

(sceptics are not humourous, it's official)

hah...I'm 19

...your an idiot. Soon as I saw that paranoid post I remembered this TV show I saw about the top 10 conspiracies. There were people saying the government targeted microwave mind control weapons on them that made them hear voices in their head. Do you hear them now? Whispers? Its impossible to make them out, but they are there. Remember, did we really make all these great inventions, or did the aliens give them to us? Colour TV is way beyond us.

'Crazy', 'Paranoid', and 'Insane' are words used throughout history to describe people and ideas that are simply different. And different does not mean wrong. So many condemned and ridiculed ideas in the past have later become conventional wisdom. - First they ridicule you; then they condemn you; then they say they knew you were right all along.

What you are also getting rather incorrect is that the Government do not always use Microwave Technology to transmit voices in our heads, but to influence the way we act and behave as the people. Mind control isn't always the popular 'Microwave' (etc) method of control. Mind control can be a number of things. Perhaps the most used technique is Religion in general, followed by the media, trauma-based mind control, and problem-reaction-solution (they create a major problem such as terrorism, we inevitably panic and are left with only one choice, rely on good ol' them to help us out - thus co-operate with them.)

jahzel stop quating those idiots who have no life.
and indeed. if i adjust my camera right i can create the same effect wiht some photshoping

These idiots to whom you claim 'have no life', have no life simply because you strongly, and ignorantly, feel that anyone who infuriates your glamorous perception of reality must therefore be subject to ridicule. As for your Photoshop boasts, I'm sure you could produce some image, but in my opinion, the image is much too ?original? for the mind of a hoaxer. In other words, it is unlikely that a hoaxer could create an image as spontaneous as this without there being noticeable mistakes. You CAN tell a Photoshop faked image from something like this. I suggest you visit the site to see the full picture. As it was on Polaroid film, a hoaxer could not make a 3D statue that is clearly self-luminescent. You say this is not sufficient evidence, but all I say is there is also no sufficient evidence to prove otherwise. Let's leave it at that shall we...

P.s. I'm really sorry pepper. I'll in future stop quoting these idiots who have no life.

...as the floating dog-head happily barbeques away...

I agree. TFC is only fun for about 1 round. It gets to repetitive after that.

Yeah blue, "tryig to learn how to talk, it's so annoying!"

"There are two things you need if you are to uncover and communicate what is really happening in the world. One is to be free of any dogmatic belief system. The second is not to give a damn what people think and say about you, or, at least, not let them influence your descisions.

Without number one you will never go into the bizzare areas that are necessary to understand the forces that control this planet. Once you are faced with information that demolishes your belief system you will begin to edit what you have discovered and refuse to go where it is taking you. Without number two, you will never communicate what you have found because you will be terrified of the consequences for you from the reaction of your friends, family and the public in general."

Quoted from David Icke, Children of the Matrix

Fine. It's not my fault everyone will eventually live in a world of very strange pixels.

If you actually bothered to read up on the issue you will discover that the world is run by only a few. The Babylonia Brotherhood Aka the Illuminati Aka the Cabal Aka the Octopus Aka The Spider do exist, and it is people like you who will allow this sort of thing to carry on because you could care less, or it seems 'insane'. The reason it is insane is because we are educated by the 'this-world-is-all-there-is' brigade who help allow the agenda to step futher forward because the official line states that such beliefs are to attract enormous ridicule.

I woke up. I just hope the rest of the world does to.

1. Which of the following might Eperdu rend?

A. A parson.
B. A Toilet Duck.
C. A horse.
D. Robert Smith.

2. Which of the following might Dick Dastardly make soup out of?

A. A midget.
B. A teabag.
C. A metal detector.
D. Jeff K.

The election will make absolutely no difference at all. The same agenda for a Global Governance will still take place, just in a different 'pattern'. The Babylonian Brotherhood control BOTH sides of pretty much everything. They control the 'for' and 'against'. In order to successfully control the masses you need to control both sides of the argument. Democracy is just a mere illusion designed to make people satisfied enough to believe that they can change the way things run. However, only minor things are changed in order to help create this illusion. The fact is, we cannot change the way the world is controlled. Voting will not change the New World Order and agenda for a Global Fascist State.

I have problems? I thought it was George Dubya Bush who has problems!

I have seen the footage of Nicholas Berg's murder, and I must put my 2 cents in and say "KILL THOSE RAG HEADED BASTARDS!"

1) extremely convenient "wag the dog" timing at the height of furor
regarding U.S. torture of Iraqis

2) CNN poll question: "Is the Berg killing a reason for withholding any
remaining Iraq prisoner abuse pictures?" Bush has been reported to be
struggling with question of whether Pentagon should release additional
torture photos. Given that the alleged decapitation of Berg was allegedly
prompted by the first wave of torture photos, Bush could now cite "national
security" issues for witholding additional materials.

3) Berg's last known whereabouts was in U.S. custody.

4) Berg shown in video wearing orange jumpsuit known to be of U.S. issue
(compare with pictures at Guantanamo).

5) Berg mysteriously captured by Al-Quaeda (still wearing jumpsuit). Either
he escaped from U.S. captors or U.S. let him out -- with orange suit and
all -- to be immediately apprehended by Al-Quaeda (before he had a chance to
change).

6) Tape obviously spliced together and heavily edited. Goes from a) Berg
sitting in chair talking about family, to b) Berg sitting on floor with
hooded "militants" behind, to c) blurry camera movement, to d) almost
motionless Berg on floor as head cut off.

7) Audio clearly dubbed in.

8) "Arab" reader flips through pages of "statement" and keeps ending up on
the same page. Perhaps doesn't even known enough Arabic to recognize what
page he's on?

9) "Arabs" have lily-white hands and (other exposed) skin.

10) "Arabs" have Western-style body posture and mannerisms.

11) When Berg decapitated, there was almost no blood. If Berg were still
alive at this point, with the cut starting at front of throat, blood would
have been spraying everywhere. Berg's severed head, the floor, Berg's
clothes, and even the hand of the "Arab" who decapitated Berg had no visible
blood on it.

12) Berg's body didn't move while on the ground. Although held down, Berg
would have tried to instinctively wiggle and writhe away from captor's grip.

13) Camera angle made it impossible to see if Berg's eyes were even open.

14) Alleged "scream" from Berg sounded to be that of a woman and was clearly
dubbed in.

15) Berg goes to great trouble to identify himself, providing information
about his family. Why? To elicit greater sympathy? Or to provide a
positive ID. FBI visited Berg family in an attempt to "verify his
identity". Guy in video looks very little like Berg photos provided by
family.

I believe that Berg (or this lookalike character) was first killed (perhaps
by lethal injection, poisoning, etc.), then decapitated after dead (explains
lack of blood spraying everywhere). Berg was killed by Al-Quaeda (known to
be a CIA - Mossad joint venture). Berg video released at height of furor
over U.S. torture of Iraqis and just before Bush was to decide whether to
release additional torture videos. Now torture videos will be witheld from
public for reasons of national security. Now "patriots" everywhere will
laud the virtues of U.S. torture of "enemies". Sensitivity level of public
gets heightened in terms of what's acceptable treatment of prisoners.
Juxtaposed with decapitation, piling naked men into pyramid is nothing.
Such treatment will be considered more and more acceptable even in domestic
situations. George W. Bush sleeps well tonight while Berg family lives in
torture. Serves Berg's father right for opposing Bush and the war of
aggression against Iraq.

I invented these surreal quotes by made-up people
They don't make any sense (like most things I do)

?Undaunted by the current muddle over the wife of a railway worker killed by a runaway trolley says her husband had complained about safety.? ? J. Tholth

?The shadow spells out how the coming months frazzle and die like an old mattress, according to a pipe.? ? B. Litchen

?The magnificent, highfalutin, paramilitary, unstable celebrity betrothed a single omnipotent Pipe beyond Ulysses.? ? K. Hodes

?Spoons and dope and tentacles pray with endless spicy turtle soup at 32 feet per second per second.? ? T. Charles

?I?d sooner watch naked turtles obliterate Santa Claus impersonators than chase this deliberate cheese.? ? P. Chin

are all mappers stoners?

Captain P isnt.

It's not good to believe things which you see on media that can easily be faked.

Doesnt that just apply to everything nowadays?

Yeah your right I know, I got the PSD/PDF mixup!

And beans, I dont want beans unless they are made by heinz

...You think I'm crazy? I was talking to this guy the other day who reckons that the world is flat!

...well, obviously!?

shuv: Shove
Facil: Facial

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"Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear."

• "What?"

"You have a banana in your ear!"

• "What?"

"YOU have a BANANA in your EAR!"

• "WHAT?"

"YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!"

• "SPEAK LOUDER, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EAR!"

are all mappers stoners?

...'fraid so

I'm 19

Wasn't it sposed to be called 'Brotherhood of Arms'?

1.) I did not dispute the claim that Dracula is not a Romanian word

2.) The fourth dimension definately exists. Infact it would be impossible if not highly unprobable for it not to since there are known to be atleast 11 dimensions, and probably and infinite amount. Einstein himself realised this.

3.) Make the same picture then.

4.) The original picture is a polaroid photograph, not an Adobe Photoshop PDF or JPEG file!

5.) I live my life as normal as it could possibly be in order to survive. It is entirely my choice as a human being to question the so-called truth and question so called authority.

yeah? and?

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I don't drink spirits, I smoke like a trooper, but I dont drink spirits....
I also love drinking Leffe, when I can get hold of the bastard. Leffe is french and brewed by monks - And it makes you need a piss every minute!

What do you call three blondes doing a headstand?

Three Brunettes

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...Filthy joke, you probably wont get it...

Believe me geezer, If I had known it wwas going to be THIS crap I just wouldnt have bothered.

The funny thing is, this bloke who lectures on a tuesday is called Steven Hunt. Every time he lectures I mutter under my breath, "...Steve C'hunt..."

I used to drink Carlsberg, only there were too many times I went to a pub and got served flat, tasteless, watered-down shite in the guise of Carlsberg. That's why I dring Carling... but even that can be a bit shite sometimes.... Guiness is OK, but Budweiser, I have to have at least 5 to even get me slightly tipsy... You americans can't take the English stuff!

The Reptilian beings mostly inhabit the lower fourth dimension. They are able to control us simply by 'attatching' to us in this realm. Their are countless reports of people in high positions appearing to 'shape-shift' into a lizard like form and change back into human form. It is no suprise that Mr. George 'Dubya' Bush happens to be one of them. So to is our 'Queen', and Windsor family. Satanism is rife because satanism is a way of feeding the reptilian beings the energy (mainly negative) that they require (since they feed off energy). They also feed off the energy found in blood, the life-energy (full of nurishment) It was this that inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula (Dracula comes from the name Draconian - which happens to be an elite race of reptilians considered to be 'Royalty' by them, that inhabit the Alpha Draconis star system) Draconian is a Greek word that actually means 'Dragon'.

If you are to open your eyes, you'll see that there are tonnes of references to snakes and serpents in our life time. Our health service carries the symbol of a serpent, Adam and Eve (and the serpent), The devil refered to as a serpent, the medieval dragon, etc...This image was actually captured on polaride film during an anonymous person's repeated contact with the entities. The person photographed the being as part of a revenge for hasstling him/her.

Man I'm pissed!

No by college I mean Art College, part of the University. But you know what pisses me off, the fact that it calls itself an Art College. Man, we havent had one piece of GOOD work since I started about 3 years ago! All you seem to have to do in art college is (now this'll put you off) do loads off crappy essays (4000 words on average) on complete bollocks that you cannot be arsed to research like you have to. I am actually PUT OFF art, that's official! I hate looking at art books when I get back from college because it just reminds me of the ness I have to go through. We have the yest briefs to do, like the one now is some group work stuff that calls itself 'Active Learning Set'. (or sumthin')

The only minor decent thing is Illustration, which is alright but even that has it's moments - MAN I"M RANTING ON KNOW so I'll stop

AAAGggggggggggggggggh! IIIIIII WAAAANT HALF-LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAaaaagh!

...and it doesn't upload/download properly, wehey

Yea it is possible with spirit, I once made dwarf-like scientists and massive headcraps. When the massive headcrabs leap at you, its, its kind of crazy.

...Wells cheerss fors thats bits ofs advices Sevenths. Yous nevers knows hows usefulls its coulds bes...

Oh, in that case, "w00t!"

ah, bloody killjoy.

I hope to god it works for everyone else and the textures work...

Batch compiler sucks. I compiled a map the other day; fine, all done, all compiled, but one major thing, "WHERE THE GOD DMAN HELL DID IT PUT THE COMPILED MAP?" (Thats why I just use hammer to compile)

TEAMBot!? Man that's one bot not to have! When playing CS properly, it is far better to use PODBot as they act almost like human players. TEAMBot act like jerks anyhow.

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P.s. I'm now the DON of PODBot waypointing! (heh)

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....And yea, your damn right I hate this, I mean, how do you convince your parents that broadband is better financially? I mean? Gaaaaaaard nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the heck is this obsession with "W00t!"???

ALL GOAL?! Man that sounds kinda funky!

And when you're angry with someone you must see an exclamation mark (!) in your head too