Ok, simple idea, post your one liners that you have heard that were cool / funny.
I heard one earlier today;
"You have an excess of Mistresses, there is a name for keepers like you."
Spoken by the Narrator in Dungeon Keeper 2. I laughed my ass off, never saw anything like that comming, I was expecting somthing serious like "A prisoner is starving in your prison."
One liners
Created 18 years ago2006-04-01 06:44:56 UTC by
Tycell
Created 18 years ago2006-04-01 06:44:56 UTC by
Tycell
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 06:44:56 UTC
Post #171838
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 06:48:32 UTC
Post #171839
Can this include pickup lines?, i know a few funny ones.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 07:36:13 UTC
Post #171840
Not really, I was refering more to one liners you have heard in games or on films, not pickup lines.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 08:02:53 UTC
Post #171842
Yeah i know that's what you want, but i only really know funny pickup lines. Meh, i suppose all those one liners in the Tarantino films are my favs. :
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 08:28:03 UTC
Post #171843
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! - FOLLOWED BY DEATH
-james bond - something
-james bond - something
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 08:47:12 UTC
Post #171850
"My name... is Neo..."
Matrix - Right before Neo smashes Smith into the roof and then lets him get hit by a train...
I have many many more from the Matrix trilogy but this is the one that comes to mind first.
Matrix - Right before Neo smashes Smith into the roof and then lets him get hit by a train...
I have many many more from the Matrix trilogy but this is the one that comes to mind first.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 08:57:23 UTC
Post #171853
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! - FOLLOWED BY DEATHGoldeneye...Top class game
-james bond - something
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 08:57:37 UTC
Post #171854
It would be funny if in a love story when the girl say "I love you" to a guy and she begins to eat him. She burns his organs and after she gives it to some penguins and after she ride a frog to put the rest of the guy in a cookies factory and so everyone can eat the guy...
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 09:05:28 UTC
Post #171857
:
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 09:11:09 UTC
Post #171859
mmmmmmmmmmmm..... 
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 09:23:42 UTC
Post #171861
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.
--
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.
"You're one ugly motherfucker."
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.
--
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.
- Commando
"You're one ugly motherfucker."
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 09:51:13 UTC
Post #171862
It would be funny if in a love story when the girl say "I love you" to a guy and she begins to eat him. She burns his organs and after she gives it to some penguins and after she ride a frog to put the rest of the guy in a cookies factory and so everyone can eat the guy...What.. the... fuck!?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 09:54:11 UTC
Post #171863
"Dont worry Gordon, I'm sure everything is going to be fine." - I am sure you know what happened next, its from Half-Life of course.
"Now, where did I leave that emergancy shut-down procedure chart?" - Half life again, random scientist talk.
From Terminator 1:
101: begins to put shells into shotgun
Shop Owner: Hey, you cant do that.
101: Wrong. Blasts the shop owner
Terminator 2:
John: You have to swear to me your not going to kill any more people, ok?
101: I swear I will not kill anyone. drives up to asylum gate and blows out the gaurds knee caps.
John: Hey! You swore you wouldnt kill anybody!
101: He'll live.
"Now, where did I leave that emergancy shut-down procedure chart?" - Half life again, random scientist talk.
From Terminator 1:
101: begins to put shells into shotgun
Shop Owner: Hey, you cant do that.
101: Wrong. Blasts the shop owner
Terminator 2:
John: You have to swear to me your not going to kill any more people, ok?
101: I swear I will not kill anyone. drives up to asylum gate and blows out the gaurds knee caps.
John: Hey! You swore you wouldnt kill anybody!
101: He'll live.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 10:59:21 UTC
Post #171869
Did you eve imageinated a scnene like this?!?! 
It would be funny if in a love...Sometime when you look an english movie and after look it translated in french, it's completely different. I can take an exemple, Nightmare before christmas ( the only english movie I remember... ) in french a lots of place are fuking more funny than in english, and im not... hu... languistic? nvm I dont blame english i just tell it's diferent...
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 12:52:18 UTC
Post #171882
"My Girlfriend has crabs, so I bought her fishnet stockings"
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 13:54:02 UTC
Post #171897
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?McBaine used that.
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 14:44:29 UTC
Post #171902
"He says he wants the fire to last longer and bigger!"
"Have you ever tried to make a bush that burns yet is not consumed? You CAN'T! Because that's a sign from GOD RIGHT?
-Epic Proportions
"Have you ever tried to make a bush that burns yet is not consumed? You CAN'T! Because that's a sign from GOD RIGHT?
-Epic Proportions
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 19:03:06 UTC
Post #171929
"Hey guys, this books looks kinda old... maybe it can help us!"
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 19:20:27 UTC
Post #171933
"I've got a present for ya!"
"Keep em comin!"
"Unit reporting!"
"Engineering!"
Those were good. Simple but good.
"Keep em comin!"
"Unit reporting!"
"Engineering!"
Those were good. Simple but good.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 19:22:35 UTC
Post #171934
"Someday I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines because it'd have to be really fucking big"
"Someone came up to me and asked if I wanted a frozen bannana, but I wanted a normal bannana later, so I said yeah"
"Where do babies come from?"
"Someone came up to me and asked if I wanted a frozen bannana, but I wanted a normal bannana later, so I said yeah"
"Where do babies come from?"
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 19:26:35 UTC
Post #171935
Where there's a will,
Theres relatives.
Theres relatives.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 19:27:31 UTC
Post #171936
From Unreal II:
Ada: "Go to Hell!"
John: "...Already there."
Ada: "Go to Hell!"
John: "...Already there."
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 19:28:01 UTC
Post #171938
If at first you don't succede, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 20:45:08 UTC
Post #171944
From Half-Life 2, at Black Mesa East:
Eli: "I think Gordon can handle anything...with the possible exception of you."
Alyx: "Come on, Dad!"
Eli: "Ehnnnn..." (points his finger at Alyx in a sly way, while Gordon stands there extremely embarassed)
Eli: "I think Gordon can handle anything...with the possible exception of you."
Alyx: "Come on, Dad!"
Eli: "Ehnnnn..." (points his finger at Alyx in a sly way, while Gordon stands there extremely embarassed)
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 20:45:18 UTC
Post #171945
HAhaha! Some of these are fantastic, keep the comming please.
From Advanced Wars 2;
Alex: "Alright we did it! Lets have a BBQ!"
The PJ's;
"Now wait a minuet! Lets spell this out here, YES they could be here to give us flu anoculations, but look here, spell flu, F L U, now spell fool F U L." - That had me in tears.
Yuri's Revenge; Virus unit; "I am so very contagious."
You missed one Captian P: "Haha, That was left handed."
From Advanced Wars 2;
Alex: "Alright we did it! Lets have a BBQ!"
The PJ's;
"Now wait a minuet! Lets spell this out here, YES they could be here to give us flu anoculations, but look here, spell flu, F L U, now spell fool F U L." - That had me in tears.
Yuri's Revenge; Virus unit; "I am so very contagious."
You missed one Captian P: "Haha, That was left handed."
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-01 21:02:08 UTC
Post #171949
"People should not be afraid of their governments, Governments should be afraid of their people..."
- V For Vendetta
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 03:34:43 UTC
Post #171979
"Why do you always end up on top?"
"Erm...center of gravity?"
'twas from Die Another Day, if I recall correctly. Some bond film ;x
Edit: Maybe it was from Nightfire? I dunno.
"Erm...center of gravity?"
'twas from Die Another Day, if I recall correctly. Some bond film ;x
Edit: Maybe it was from Nightfire? I dunno.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 03:41:32 UTC
Post #171981
From Advanced Wars 2;as an AW fan i must point this out:
Alex: "Alright we did it! Lets have a BBQ!"
1. its Advance Wars 2, NOT advanced.
2. it's Andy, not Alex.
i have no one-liners, so i will just say click on this link
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 08:43:49 UTC
Post #172019
"We've got 400 miles of open road, a full tank of gas, its late and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!"
"Hit it!"
- From the blues brothers, awesome film.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 15:51:18 UTC
Post #172092
"lets blow this thing and go home"
star wars
"john, when you come, remember to come through the back door"
eastside story
evil dude: "well ill be a monkies uncle how did we arrive in this daaark situation?"
will smith: "i dunno loveless, im just as stumped as your are"
wild wild west
"anyone wanna volenteer?"
Band of Brother 2nd episode. carentan i think. The look on the guys face who asks is priceless.
star wars
"john, when you come, remember to come through the back door"
eastside story
evil dude: "well ill be a monkies uncle how did we arrive in this daaark situation?"
will smith: "i dunno loveless, im just as stumped as your are"
wild wild west
"anyone wanna volenteer?"
Band of Brother 2nd episode. carentan i think. The look on the guys face who asks is priceless.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 20:26:14 UTC
Post #172129
"today is a good day to die"-Corsairs Starcraft: Brood War
"no, but i stayed at a holiday inn express last night"- Commercial
"what's this button do"- classic
"no, but i stayed at a holiday inn express last night"- Commercial
"what's this button do"- classic
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 07:58:20 UTC
Post #172308
Cabal: A division of Hassan's Elite Guard is closing in on our position. The probability of a favourable outcome can be increased, if we are able to fall back to your main base and engage the enemy as we move.
Slavik: Define "favourable outcome", Cabal.
Cabal: They all die.
Slavik: That'll do.
C&C: Tiberian Sun
Slavik: Define "favourable outcome", Cabal.
Cabal: They all die.
Slavik: That'll do.
C&C: Tiberian Sun
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 08:55:58 UTC
Post #172319
ONE LINERS!
Can't you people read?!
It's the threads name. 7 lines of conversation is not a one-liner.
Can't you people read?!
It's the threads name. 7 lines of conversation is not a one-liner.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 09:05:20 UTC
Post #172323
"when we got back to the boat, the boat was gone"
House of the dead.
how can they get back to the boat if it's gone?
House of the dead.
how can they get back to the boat if it's gone?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 09:10:02 UTC
Post #172324
Geezz, big deal. :/
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 13:17:10 UTC
Post #172339
No offense to anyone posting here, but I think quoting games is lame....
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 13:39:09 UTC
Post #172341
One liners or longer are allowed, it doesnt HAVE to be a one liner, so long as its not paragraphs and paragraphs of text. One liners are preferable however.
Captain: Do you want to run this boat?
Guy: Yes!
Captain: Well... you can't.
From serenity, another one from the same film;
Earlier while they are preparing.
Captain: Why do you have all those guns?
Guy: You can never be too prepared.
Captain: Were robbing a bank not starting a war, loose half the guns, and NO grenades.
Guy: Aww common...
Captain: NO GRENADES!
Later in a high speed chase scene where they are the ones running from a large enemy vehicle
Captain and guy duck as bullets fly over there heads
Guy: Gee, I wish we had some grenades!
I creased at that.
Captain: Do you want to run this boat?
Guy: Yes!
Captain: Well... you can't.
From serenity, another one from the same film;
Earlier while they are preparing.
Captain: Why do you have all those guns?
Guy: You can never be too prepared.
Captain: Were robbing a bank not starting a war, loose half the guns, and NO grenades.
Guy: Aww common...
Captain: NO GRENADES!
Later in a high speed chase scene where they are the ones running from a large enemy vehicle
Captain and guy duck as bullets fly over there heads
Guy: Gee, I wish we had some grenades!
I creased at that.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 16:50:34 UTC
Post #172367
"back then we had no fancy schmancy tanks. We had sticks. two sticks and a rock. And we hadda share the rock!"
halo 2
"It just keeps repeating regret, regret, regret. what does it mean?"
"it means we regret being alien bastards. It means we regret ever coming here and it means we regret that the core system blew up on our raggedy-ass ship"
Halo 2
both are from the black leutenant. hes da PIMP
halo 2
"It just keeps repeating regret, regret, regret. what does it mean?"
"it means we regret being alien bastards. It means we regret ever coming here and it means we regret that the core system blew up on our raggedy-ass ship"
Halo 2
both are from the black leutenant. hes da PIMP
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 16:58:02 UTC
Post #172370
"Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
Good film.
Good film.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 17:57:02 UTC
Post #172385
Ripley: "Wait, the've stopped!"
Hicks: "Yeah, the guns scared em off, but the're out of ammo."
Ripley: "Yeah, but they don't know that."
Hudson: "Great, maybe we got em demorolised."
Brilliant quotes from Aliens (Alien 2). Hudson is arguably the best character in Aliens.
"Game over, man! GAME OVER!" - Classic.
Hicks: "Yeah, the guns scared em off, but the're out of ammo."
Ripley: "Yeah, but they don't know that."
Hudson: "Great, maybe we got em demorolised."
Brilliant quotes from Aliens (Alien 2). Hudson is arguably the best character in Aliens.
"Game over, man! GAME OVER!" - Classic.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-08 13:29:24 UTC
Post #172908
That was a nice thread. Why did it die!? 
"Dr.Hugo.Z.Hackbush: Here boy! Here's a dime now take this luggage up to my room.
"Dr.Hugo.Z.Hackbush: Here boy! Here's a dime now take this luggage up to my room.
- But thats mister whitmore, our business manager.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-08 15:20:49 UTC
Post #172931
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
cant remember wat film -??
cant remember wat film -??
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-08 16:03:11 UTC
Post #172940
Sounds Fight Club-y.
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. "
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. "
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-08 17:06:11 UTC
Post #172951
Fight Club is a fantastic film.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-12 04:19:30 UTC
Post #173649
"Punch my Donut big boy"
Movie: Back door bandits.
Sorry about that...was funny at the time, I laughed so much it made my milk shake come out through my nose.
Movie: Back door bandits.
Sorry about that...was funny at the time, I laughed so much it made my milk shake come out through my nose.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-12 06:17:34 UTC
Post #173677
I posted this in the other thread, but I think it is a very interesting quote.
I found it in the graphic novel 'Watch Men'.
"Who will watch the watchmen?"
Meaning, that the people who watch over us, can they really be trusted to do what is right all the time? Who actually keeps watch on the people who watch us?
I like it anyway. :]
I found it in the graphic novel 'Watch Men'.
"Who will watch the watchmen?"
Meaning, that the people who watch over us, can they really be trusted to do what is right all the time? Who actually keeps watch on the people who watch us?
I like it anyway. :]
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-12 06:43:30 UTC
Post #173694
"Who will watch the watchmen?""Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" is, I believe, the original quote.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-12 07:11:30 UTC
Post #173707
But if I said that, how many people would honestly be able to understand it?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-12 07:18:18 UTC
Post #173711
Dunno. Me.
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