The corrupt wish Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by 38_98 38_98

Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by 38_98 38_98

Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 16:01:00 UTC Post #199426
Granted, but only people that are between 100 and 200 years and live within 50 yards from the pentagon are allowed to play it.

I wish TWHL 3 was finishd ;) .
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 16:03:28 UTC Post #199427
granted but you got banned from it

I wish I won the mapping competition
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 16:06:37 UTC Post #199428
Granted, but all the other entries were killbox like and yours didnt really differ from it except lightning compiled. :badass:

I wish i had a nice warm coffee

EDIT: sorry hunter, didnt see your reply.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 16:10:32 UTC Post #199430
granted - but you burn your mouth and randomly your head blows up ;)

I wish conserned (the halflife and death of gordon frohman) wasnt allmost finnished
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 16:20:51 UTC Post #199432
as do we all. as do we all :(
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 17:25:48 UTC Post #199439
granted, but it's ended with the worse cliffhang ever.

I wish that microsoft would go bankrupt.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 17:58:53 UTC Post #199442
granted, but microsoft will want our windows PCs so they can sell them to antartica to make more money. Then we shall have a choise. Buy Windows NT or....Apple macs (no offence). ARGHHHH!

I wish i had a Kevlar helmet
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 18:14:20 UTC Post #199445
Granted, but you never mentioned in the contract it should be a brand new kavler helmet. The helmet is acient and filled with holes, infact most of it isn't intact. You a shot hit you in the head adn killed you in some battle... don't know when don't know where.

I wish I had 8 arms... just think of all the possiblities.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 18:16:37 UTC Post #199446
Granted, but 7 of the arms are just stubs sticking out of your sides, and the other one is a ham sandwich.

I wish I had a purple couch.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 18:17:36 UTC Post #199447
Granted, they are all 1inch long and on your belly.

I wish Elons head got bigger.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 18:20:08 UTC Post #199449
Hahaha Tosse is fail.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 18:27:45 UTC Post #199450
But his head gets sooooo big it explodes - sending ear wax allover the world. this makes us all melt. MELLLLTINGGGG

I wish i had bullet time
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 18:32:46 UTC Post #199451
Granted, but your powers may fail you at the last minute, and you'll get shot.

I wish I could make a wish in this thread that isn't granted.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 18:52:19 UTC Post #199452
Granted. HAHA PWNED

Now, once again: I wish I had a purple couch.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 19:03:05 UTC Post #199453
I don't think that counts. My wish is for my wish to not be granted, yet you granted it. I can't really see any way around this wish, however.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 19:11:31 UTC Post #199454
Granted, but the purple-ness is mold.

I wish this thread would be closed.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 19:57:04 UTC Post #199456
Granted, but a new one opens up.

I wish I was God. (Ha God is perfect, corrupt that one!)
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 20:10:59 UTC Post #199457
Granted, but the whole world turns Atheist.

I wish I had a BLT right now.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 20:35:46 UTC Post #199458
Granted, but B mean boogers.... L means.... umm.... Lactose Intolarant People Meat, and T means Tits of a 90 y/o lady.

No wish, I'l give someone else a turn.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:03:10 UTC Post #199476
OK! I wish i was a grunt involved in the black mesa incident. AND i dont die. :biggrin:
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:22:01 UTC Post #199480
Granted, but in the nuke that occurs, you mutate into a useless blob of crap.

Someone else may wish for me. :P
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:22:58 UTC Post #199481
I wish my keyboard wasn't broken.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:25:47 UTC Post #199483
Wish granted, but now you have to type with something else, because your hands have been chopped off and you're unable to recieve any type of surgery.

I wish I was perfect.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:39:07 UTC Post #199484
Granted. Perfect. too perfect, so perfect everyone, even the trees and anything that lives on earth moves to mars as they are not worthy enough as you. Then, you lead a boring, uninteresting life in the desert, eating dust, but you do that perfect.

I wish all the black opps in HL & OP4 are dead
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:47:38 UTC Post #199485
Granted, but then the games suck because those areas are totally lacking in any human enemies, and the games end up getting only average reviews. Half-Life 2 is never made because the originals were such a letdown.

I wish NinTnine's responses would start making a little more sense (how do trees move to mars? How does anyone move to mars?) :|
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:49:34 UTC Post #199487
Wish granted, but then NineTnine dies and you cry. =D

I wish srry had NineTnine back. =D
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:50:34 UTC Post #199488
Gran--wait, what?
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:56:39 UTC Post #199489
I wish he had died so your wish could be granted. As it is, He's already alive. :)
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 22:56:56 UTC Post #199490
HA!, srry, they loaded space ships with every life form, dug up trees, launched them, teleported or whatever, just to get away from saw1833.

Anyway. Granted, srry kills HIMSELF and using a xen artifact, puts his life in to ME at the same time. (on the horizen i see mr perfect and leave, headed to mars.) WAIT MY POST WAS TOO LATE.

I wish saw1833 was not so perfect
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 23:00:34 UTC Post #199491
Wait, that wish dont make sense......

WHATEVER - I wish it rained lemons
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-12 23:02:33 UTC Post #199492
AHH STOP KILLING THE ALPHABET
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 02:36:23 UTC Post #199498
Granted, however the lemons keep falling until all life on the earth is buried under 30000 feet of lemons.

I wish that all believers become athiest and vice versa.
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 07:28:25 UTC Post #199509
whos gordon frohman?
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 07:43:08 UTC Post #199512
WHO'S GORDON FROHMAN?! YOU DIE!
I wish that all believers become athiest and vice versa.
Granted, but because of it all religious wars have stopped so the US president has nothing to do and the USA erupts into total chaos ultimately causing a civil war that ends the USA!(maybe this isn't such a corruption for some of you :P )

I wish that I had psychokenesis(moving things with your mind).
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 07:54:04 UTC Post #199515
Gordon frohman is a guy from a realy funny gmod comic

www.hlcomic.com
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 08:09:58 UTC Post #199516
granted, but you cant control your power, and psyconetically kill everything that you look at.

I wish i had caek
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 08:30:51 UTC Post #199521
Granted, but it eats you and dies....

I wish the school year had no homework....
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 08:34:52 UTC Post #199522
Granted, no homework, but a test every day.

I wish I lived in a barrel.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 08:39:02 UTC Post #199523
Granted, but your barrel was among the kazillion explosive barrels in City17 and Freeman accidentally got you killed.

I wish compiling was instantaneous.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 08:40:54 UTC Post #199524
granted, but VIS and RAD are non-existant and maps look like shit.

I wish Spinal Tap were real
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:04:58 UTC Post #199527
Granted, but it turns out that Spinal Tap is a form of spinal cord disease which you get, thus paralysing you from the neck down.

I wish TWHL3 was done.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:10:44 UTC Post #199528
Granted, but it turns out it only works with Internet Explorer and older versions of Netscape.

I wish I could fly.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:12:34 UTC Post #199529
Granted, but you end up leaving the Earth's atmosphere, which makes your head explode in a comical fashion when you reach outer space.

I wish Jimmi would keel over and die.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:14:43 UTC Post #199530
Granted, but his family takes over his spamming legacy.

I wish it was my birthday again.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:16:09 UTC Post #199531
Granted, but you get the same shitty gifts over and over again.

I wish Jimmi and his extended family would keel over and die.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:20:35 UTC Post #199532
Granted, but the South African police reads this thread and you become the main suspect of their deaths.

I wish the Moon left the Earth's orbit forever.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:32:37 UTC Post #199534
Granted, but the moon reaches its own orbit around the sun blokcing it from our view.

I wish the internet was free.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:32:56 UTC Post #199535
Granted, but you've just lost your connection.

I wish I had three wives and fifteen children.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:35:19 UTC Post #199536
Granted, but you become so confused that you end up sexing your kids instead of your wives.

I pass my wish on.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:41:59 UTC Post #199537
Hahaha, gross.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
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