Granted, but now your weakness is air.... you instantly die.
I wish ceiling cat would wish for me.
The corrupt wish
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 23:00:14 UTC
Post #200755
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 23:40:28 UTC
Post #200757
Granted. (no need to corrupt that one ;))
I wish somebody new would post sow we don't have to keep spamming.
I wish somebody new would post sow we don't have to keep spamming.
making self totally impervious to all things bad.I can't be allergic to air if you grant this wish...you have to do something differnt to corrupt it, like say i'm impervious to all things, but nobody likes me or something
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-25 00:13:29 UTC
Post #200758
granted, but I was the one who posted. 
i wish i had pie.
i wish i had pie.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-25 00:55:38 UTC
Post #200759
HEY that was MY wish. ahem. Granted, you get: a pie graph, a pi sign and an apple pie, which i throw in your face
I wish sheep could talk
I wish sheep could talk
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-25 05:34:19 UTC
Post #200771
Granted, but you dont understand what there saying.
I wish earth stopped rotating.
I wish earth stopped rotating.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-25 05:38:04 UTC
Post #200772
Granted, but now you are rotating 24 hours a day.
I wish, I had a bag full of crabs.
I wish, I had a bag full of crabs.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-26 17:44:53 UTC
Post #200972
Granted - head crabs jump out of a bag and jump around your house. one jumps on your cats head (???) the other jumps in a pot of boiling water and the rest jump down the street, converting the mailman and kids on bikes in to zombies. so, you get to eat head crabs for lunch. mmmm
I wish G-man lived next door to me
I wish G-man lived next door to me
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-26 18:52:38 UTC
Post #200989
Granted... but he makes you do all sorts of missions and what not, that aren't necessarily fun!
I wish for super-laser heat vision
I wish for super-laser heat vision
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-26 21:30:53 UTC
Post #201011
granted, but it burns your eyes out of their sockets and you can't see now
i wish steam wasn't gay
i wish steam wasn't gay
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-26 21:41:25 UTC
Post #201012
(Impossible to grant) Try againe
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-26 22:27:43 UTC
Post #201016
Granted, but it passes the gayness onto you.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-26 23:26:21 UTC
Post #201017
whats your wish ant?
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-27 00:57:16 UTC
Post #201019
NOTHING!!! MWAHAHAHAHA ahem.
ahem.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-27 05:13:14 UTC
Post #201027
Since Ant doesn't have a wish, im going to wish for something.
I wish Freeman was killed in the Black Mesa incident rather then save everyone.
I wish Freeman was killed in the Black Mesa incident rather then save everyone.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-27 23:06:43 UTC
Post #201123
K. He's killed, but the incident clones him simulataneously, and the clone of Freeman saves everyone.
I wish every pop country artist--and all their descendants too-- in the Universe suddendly became afflicted with and advanced degenerative muscle disorder.
I wish every pop country artist--and all their descendants too-- in the Universe suddendly became afflicted with and advanced degenerative muscle disorder.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-30 20:48:12 UTC
Post #201404
Er.......whatever
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