The corrupt wish
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 09:46:46 UTC
Post #199538
Heh.. Nasty, Ant.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 10:12:53 UTC
Post #199539
I wish that I wasn't white and nerdy.
(The song is in my head.. )
(The song is in my head.. )
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 10:25:31 UTC
Post #199540
granted, and you become an ethnic minority, bullied by racist bastards and police.
I wish Jimmi's family, friends and pets keeled over and died.
I wish Jimmi's family, friends and pets keeled over and died.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 10:42:48 UTC
Post #199545
Granted, but they're deaths are investigated and thanks to...ummm...pie they manage to track you down and kill you.
I wish nukes was infact a brand of hot dogs.
I wish nukes was infact a brand of hot dogs.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 10:54:50 UTC
Post #199552
Granted, but whales hate hot dogs.
I wish some would give me a billion-dollar contract in teaching poker...
I wish some would give me a billion-dollar contract in teaching poker...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 11:22:38 UTC
Post #199559
Granted, but you got a nasty paper cut, during one of the lessons.
I wish I had a 1964 Mustang GT..
I wish I had a 1964 Mustang GT..
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 11:28:07 UTC
Post #199561
granted, but you drive off a cliff due to some killer bees.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 20:57:35 UTC
Post #199606
Come on guys, where's the irony??
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 22:08:21 UTC
Post #199612
I wish Wii's new name wasn't so funny. Heehee, Wii...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 22:27:26 UTC
Post #199616
Granted, but it turns out that your wish sucks anyway and cannot be worse than it already is.
I wish your mom's name wasn't so funny
I wish your mom's name wasn't so funny
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 22:51:37 UTC
Post #199620
Granted, WCD, your name is now Adolf.
I wish TWHL3 was done...
I wish TWHL3 was done...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-13 22:54:06 UTC
Post #199621
Granted, but Seventh's computer got all borked up and it was beleted.
I was the person granting my wish finally came out of the closet and admitted he finds men attractive.
I was the person granting my wish finally came out of the closet and admitted he finds men attractive.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-14 15:20:19 UTC
Post #199662
God dammit people, there's already been 3 wishes for TWHL 3 to be finished!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-14 15:22:56 UTC
Post #199663
Wish granted, but Caboose actually granted your wish, meaning he's gay and I'm straight.
I wish people would stop wishing for TWHL 3 to be finished because it's annoying.
I wish people would stop wishing for TWHL 3 to be finished because it's annoying.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-14 15:28:22 UTC
Post #199664
Granted... and that's it. I don't want to have this one corrupted.
I wish someone else would wish for me so that i don't have to spam another wish.
I wish someone else would wish for me so that i don't have to spam another wish.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-14 15:46:04 UTC
Post #199666
granted, but it's me.
I wish Bill Bailey toured more often
I wish Bill Bailey toured more often
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-14 16:10:22 UTC
Post #199669
He does but he's got an unnatural fondness for boys and violates your private areas.
I wish the Hunter's brain'd be replaced by null.
I wish the Hunter's brain'd be replaced by null.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-14 16:19:12 UTC
Post #199672
Granted, but Habboi kills you for wishing so.
I wish Germany was actually spelt as Termany.
I wish Germany was actually spelt as Termany.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-16 18:23:24 UTC
Post #199877
Granted, but this was a tough wish and the wish masters head boils over because he dont know what to do....and DIES. NO MORE WISHES
I wish your chopper never went down in op4
I wish your chopper never went down in op4
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-16 22:47:01 UTC
Post #199883
Granted, but that would make a shitty expansion wouldn't it?
I wish I had some candy.
I wish I had some candy.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 03:12:19 UTC
Post #199889
Granted, but Candy turns out to be that male stripper you got for your 18th birthday.
I wish I was the creator of a successful clothing label.
I wish I was the creator of a successful clothing label.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 14:19:13 UTC
Post #199923
Granted, but the material you used had an unexpected reaction w/ human sweat, causing the clothes, and wearer, to catch fire, killing millions.
I wish people would stop blaming things (ie violent games, video lottery terminals, all terrain vehicles, etc.) for what happens to/because of the stupid and ignorant.
I wish people would stop blaming things (ie violent games, video lottery terminals, all terrain vehicles, etc.) for what happens to/because of the stupid and ignorant.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 15:43:25 UTC
Post #199932
Granted, but Candy turns out to be that male stripper you got for your 18th birthday.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 17:33:16 UTC
Post #199944
Granted, but you don't get to eat hot dogs anymore!
I wish I hade some more coke...
I wish I hade some more coke...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 18:11:47 UTC
Post #199946
Stupid wish--fail.
Ok. You get more coke, but the coke makes you and your whole neighborhood get AIDS.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish, and the person granting it dies suddenly from the HIV.
Ok. You get more coke, but the coke makes you and your whole neighborhood get AIDS.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish, and the person granting it dies suddenly from the HIV.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 18:16:57 UTC
Post #199947
What? Im thirsty! Don't have to give me AIDS for that =/
Granted, it's so uncorrypted that you die. Along with me apparently.
I wish I became a zombie...
Granted, it's so uncorrypted that you die. Along with me apparently.
I wish I became a zombie...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 18:56:54 UTC
Post #199950
Granted but Gordon Freeman mistakes you for the other kind of zombie and pumps you full of shotgun pellets.
I wish I were a lesbian(have fun).
I wish I were a lesbian(have fun).
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 19:37:35 UTC
Post #199951
Granted, but you realize, you to be a true lesbian you can't have male genitalia!!1 (Hence the removal/resituation takes place with using dull spoons and sans anesthesia :))
I wish for omnipotency and WALL HAXX!
I wish for omnipotency and WALL HAXX!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 20:34:18 UTC
Post #199953
Granted, but people realise your corrupt and shoot you in the face several times with flesh eating bacteria bullets. And as for your wall hax: Valve bought life, and then VAC banned you from it.
I wish i could finally break off my realtionship with rowleybob's mother. She keeps calling me and i cant resist :/
I wish i could finally break off my realtionship with rowleybob's mother. She keeps calling me and i cant resist :/
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 21:48:36 UTC
Post #199954
Granted, but she goes into a crazed frienzy, and burns down your house.
I wish I could control EVERYTHING, space, time, people, and I would gain special powers to forsee the future, so if I was about to wish for something bad, I could see that I should not do it.
I wish I could control EVERYTHING, space, time, people, and I would gain special powers to forsee the future, so if I was about to wish for something bad, I could see that I should not do it.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-17 22:19:41 UTC
Post #199955
Granted, but you didn't get your powers until AFTER I finished corrupting it, thus forth, you got so much power, you blew up.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 02:34:10 UTC
Post #199957
If you're not going to wish Im going to wish for you..
I wish I had a... Bucket!
I wish I had a... Bucket!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 02:41:34 UTC
Post #199959
Granted, but since you didn't specify where you would like the bucket, your head is replaced with it. Thus, you become useful for the first time in your life as a bucket.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 02:43:34 UTC
Post #199960
Granted, your penis is now a bucket. Have fun!
I wish I could wish without actually wishing, hence ruining any attempt at corrupting my wish.
I wish I could wish without actually wishing, hence ruining any attempt at corrupting my wish.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 02:46:28 UTC
Post #199961
You damn aussie! You beat me to it, with your slow connection!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 07:34:15 UTC
Post #199968
granted, but it failed...
I wish I was in the rolling stones!
I wish I was in the rolling stones!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 07:53:11 UTC
Post #199969
granted, but you also become as old as they are!
I wish source and HL1 mappers could get along.
I wish source and HL1 mappers could get along.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 08:05:41 UTC
Post #199970
granted, but to do so, Hammer 4 is destroyed, and replaced by Hammer 3.5: Source.
I love the source engine. I HATE hammer 4.
I wish my friend didn't look so creepily like elton john.
I love the source engine. I HATE hammer 4.
I wish my friend didn't look so creepily like elton john.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 08:10:31 UTC
Post #199972
Granted, but he's still gay.
I wish the end of semester for Uni was here!
I wish the end of semester for Uni was here!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 09:07:19 UTC
Post #199974
Granted, but you fail school and turn into a drug addict.
I wish i owned my own cozzy airfield.
I wish i owned my own cozzy airfield.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 12:38:06 UTC
Post #200006
Granted, but you cant afford its upkeep so its repossed.
I wish lame jokes didn't exist.
I wish lame jokes didn't exist.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 13:00:14 UTC
Post #200011
Granted, but now the only thing you can say is "Knock-Knock".
I wish I had t3h u17im4t3 h4x.
I wish I had t3h u17im4t3 h4x.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 13:02:11 UTC
Post #200012
granted, but CS players are so inspired by your 1337 hax, that the entire gaming population start cheating, and speaking in 1337 speak..
This is in fact not so different to the current figure of 98% of the entire gaming population.
I wish I could sort out my crashing error in Gyradell Invasion :'(
This is in fact not so different to the current figure of 98% of the entire gaming population.
I wish I could sort out my crashing error in Gyradell Invasion :'(
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 13:33:17 UTC
Post #200016
granted, but it still crash's for me and the rest of the planet
I wish the middle chapters of hostage situation were getting done faster
I wish the middle chapters of hostage situation were getting done faster
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 13:33:44 UTC
Post #200017
I wish the same as gargly
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 13:34:43 UTC
Post #200019
Granted, but after you've compiled, the BSP file and the RMF file and backups are all gone.
I wish I had lightsabers and be Darth Fresh.
I wish I had lightsabers and be Darth Fresh.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 14:10:46 UTC
Post #200028
Granted, however, following a very long story with some crappy story and plot holes you die.
I wish star wars 3 didnt suck ass so much so that i may actually watch it this time and like it.
I wish star wars 3 didnt suck ass so much so that i may actually watch it this time and like it.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 14:11:47 UTC
Post #200029
Can never be granted.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 14:43:51 UTC
Post #200031
Granted, but this can only happen when the world ends so no one will ever watch the improved version...
I wish that i whould have more time to use the computer...
I wish that i whould have more time to use the computer...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 15:20:38 UTC
Post #200032
Granted, but when you finally have the time to use it, there's a power outage in your city that destroys all your plans.
I wish our sun was blue instead of yellow.
I wish our sun was blue instead of yellow.
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