Granted, but you're not allowed to see it!
I wish I had a big tasty cookie that only I can eat and nothing van make it dirty! ^^
The corrupt wish
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 16:16:23 UTC
Post #200034
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 16:23:43 UTC
Post #200036
Granted, but like you said, the Nothing Van makes it dirty when it drives over it.
I wish I didnt have to wear glasses
I wish I didnt have to wear glasses
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 16:30:59 UTC
Post #200037
Granted, but your ability to see internet porn clearly causes you to masturbate until you go blind.
I wish my ex-girlfriend wasn't a cheating slut.
I wish my ex-girlfriend wasn't a cheating slut.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:03:32 UTC
Post #200039
Granted, but now you are a cheating bastard.
I wish Habboi would wish for me.
I wish Habboi would wish for me.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:10:43 UTC
Post #200040
Habboi's wishing ability fails.
I wish I had AIDS so I could give it to everyone.
I wish I had AIDS so I could give it to everyone.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:18:28 UTC
Post #200042
Granted, dead
I wish i was less dead
I wish i was less dead
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:32:32 UTC
Post #200044
Granted, you're only a little dead 
I wish Hunter would stop flirting with me!
I wish Hunter would stop flirting with me!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:41:30 UTC
Post #200045
Granted, but now he's flirting with your parents.
I wish you weren't so ugly, and no one else gets your ugly. =D
I wish you weren't so ugly, and no one else gets your ugly. =D
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:44:04 UTC
Post #200047
Granted, Im (take it that you think im my avatar, Im not, Im hot) not ugly anymore, in fact Im so hot that the rest of you seem so ugly you don't want to be yourselfs!
I wish you too could be hot
I wish you too could be hot
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:46:16 UTC
Post #200048
granted, but this nulls the me-not-flirting-with-you wish.
I wish i had naturally straight hair
I wish i had naturally straight hair
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 17:54:45 UTC
Post #200049
Lol your hair's gay?
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 18:55:24 UTC
Post #200051
Granted, but your wish has turned you into a fruitcup and you go to a gay theatre where you contract AIDS and die a second time... fag...
I wish for a Pepsi.
I wish for a Pepsi.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 18:59:02 UTC
Post #200052
granted, but it tastes like cyanide.
I wish I didn't have carpol tunnel syndrome
I wish I didn't have carpol tunnel syndrome
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-18 22:27:02 UTC
Post #200064
Ganted, Yeah, and the complete opposite, which mucks up your brain, turning YOUR would upside down back to front. Making your maps really stupid. (not that their good!)
I wish i could jump on G-Man's head
I wish i could jump on G-Man's head
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 00:47:03 UTC
Post #200069
Granted, but your whole computer crashes when you do so.
I wish for inner peace, and oneness with the uniwebs.
I wish for inner peace, and oneness with the uniwebs.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 01:19:21 UTC
Post #200070
Granted, but everything turns into an eerie shade of blue and many people drown as the ocean blended in with everything else.
I wish that it is Halloween soon?
I wish that it is Halloween soon?
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 02:48:34 UTC
Post #200075
Granted, but Ozzy Osbourne steals it and dump it in canada.
I wish for a cup of tea.
I wish for a cup of tea.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 06:10:22 UTC
Post #200084
Granted, but somebody has dropped a Rich Tea biscuit in it...and let it sink.
Mwa ha ha ha.
I wish for defence against all corrupt wishes.
Mwa ha ha ha.
I wish for defence against all corrupt wishes.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 06:23:48 UTC
Post #200087
granted, but your new found glory leaves everybody else spiteful to you. You have no friends.
I wish for a new TFT monitor
I wish for a new TFT monitor
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 07:45:05 UTC
Post #200089
Granted, but since I don't know what TFT means you get a "TOO FUCKING TALL" monitor thats 2 inches wide but 60 feet tall.
I wish it were Christmas.
I wish it were Christmas.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 08:30:31 UTC
Post #200091
lol! win, Worldcraft Dude
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 08:56:41 UTC
Post #200092
Granted, but Santa brings you shit all, cos you've been a BAD BOY.
I wish I didn't have to do the "Mapping the Postmodern" class for Uni.
I wish I didn't have to do the "Mapping the Postmodern" class for Uni.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 11:05:55 UTC
Post #200096
Granted, but you drop out of Uni and end up living as a crackwhore on the street.
I wish every employee at Microsoft would contract AIDS and die a miserable death, but before dying, deny every other wish other than this one that is posted on TWHL, therefor making this thread expire.
I wish every employee at Microsoft would contract AIDS and die a miserable death, but before dying, deny every other wish other than this one that is posted on TWHL, therefor making this thread expire.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 11:22:27 UTC
Post #200098
Not Granted
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 11:27:46 UTC
Post #200099
Granted but a hacker releases a code to run the wish thread after its expiry date and for a laugh adds m0p to the MicroShaft employee database, unleashing the aforementioned wish upon m0p himself.
I wish I had control of a race of 8 foot super soldiers to oppress and rule over all of TWHL's members as a god.
I wish I had control of a race of 8 foot super soldiers to oppress and rule over all of TWHL's members as a god.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 12:39:23 UTC
Post #200103
Granted, but TWHL members are already god.
I wish, I had one more wish.
(classic )
I wish, I had one more wish.
(classic
)
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 13:25:51 UTC
Post #200108
Granted, but it can only be a wish about lima beans
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 13:34:23 UTC
Post #200110
Your wish mister hunter?
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 13:38:05 UTC
Post #200113
its saco's
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 13:39:15 UTC
Post #200114
But you granted it. Your wish please.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 13:40:42 UTC
Post #200115
I wish i lived in a state of infinate five dimensional orgasm
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 13:42:16 UTC
Post #200116
Granted, but it is induced anally by Vin Diesal.
I wish I had an apple.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 14:21:42 UTC
Post #200119
Granted, but I ate it...
I wish that every wish from now on is about lima beans
I wish that every wish from now on is about lima beans
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 14:26:32 UTC
Post #200121
Granted, but it only affects your wishes.
I wish donkeys could fly.
I wish donkeys could fly.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 16:19:59 UTC
Post #200146
Granted, but that means that every donkey on the face of the planet is now that annoying-as-fuck Donkey from Shrek.
I wish that it were possible to sing techno.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 17:00:07 UTC
Post #200151
Granted, but techno still sucks!
I wish I had a pen... Just a regular pen...
I wish I had a pen... Just a regular pen...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 17:26:52 UTC
Post #200156
Granted, but you accidently stab yourself with it in the eye, so far into your eye infact that it hits your brain, killing you instantly and removing the last sane person who disbelieves in the superiority of techno
I wish there was more techno by ivan_ether
I wish there was more techno by ivan_ether
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 17:50:21 UTC
Post #200158
MORE techno! what i want to hear! Granted! sadly, all the other techno haters bring pitch forks and torches and begin a riot
I wish firearms (Mod) was single player
I wish firearms (Mod) was single player
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 18:20:21 UTC
Post #200160
Granted, but it turns out shite and you have to pay ?9.99 for it.
I wish it was tomorrow today.
I wish it was tomorrow today.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 18:54:21 UTC
Post #200165
Granted, but then the all of space and time becomes messed up and you end up falling in an infinite dimension of clocks and rabbits...
I wish that the Angels would actually get into the playoffs sometime soon.
I wish that the Angels would actually get into the playoffs sometime soon.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 18:58:56 UTC
Post #200166
Granted, (you didn't say what angles) so Charlies angels come and kick everyone's ass!
I wish a had a red bucket, and it shall not be atatched to my body this time.
...red bucket...
I wish a had a red bucket, and it shall not be atatched to my body this time.
...red bucket...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 19:02:13 UTC
Post #200167
Half-granted, its a blue bucket.
I wish
I wish
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 19:02:56 UTC
Post #200168
Greanted! 
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 22:20:05 UTC
Post #200190
......er.....gonna wish?
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 23:08:56 UTC
Post #200191
Since noone actually granted the wish (Jax half wish doesn't count, and Tosse niether corrupted it nor wished for something), I'll have to step in.
Granted, but the bucket is painted red w/ the blood of a thousand slain infants, whose souls haunt thy life, and torture thy soul.
I wish I had the power from the darkest reaches of hell, to crush all those who appose me in a torrent of fire, and unleash the tortured souls of the damned to rain terror on the weak and innocent as I rule this world for eternity.
Granted, but the bucket is painted red w/ the blood of a thousand slain infants, whose souls haunt thy life, and torture thy soul.
I wish I had the power from the darkest reaches of hell, to crush all those who appose me in a torrent of fire, and unleash the tortured souls of the damned to rain terror on the weak and innocent as I rule this world for eternity.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-19 23:49:28 UTC
Post #200194
Granted, but you wake up and discover that it was all just a dream.
I wish I had the mapping abililities of all the level designers at Valve combined.
I wish I had the mapping abililities of all the level designers at Valve combined.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-20 02:15:18 UTC
Post #200195
Granted, but Valve end up going broke since their level designers are no good, making the release of any further Source games evaporate into vapourware.
I wish I wasn't a shitty photographer.
I wish I wasn't a shitty photographer.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-20 02:20:10 UTC
Post #200196
Well not in my opinion!!!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-20 02:48:39 UTC
Post #200198
Granted, you're a horrible photographer!
I wish you where a good photofrapher!
I wish you where a good photofrapher!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-20 03:05:11 UTC
Post #200200
I wish you could spell.
(note: it's both lines in one! lol)
(note: it's both lines in one! lol)
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