The corrupt wish
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Created 17 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-20 03:47:54 UTC
Post #200205
photofrapher XD
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-21 05:15:06 UTC
Post #200264
Granted, he takes good photo's, but no one ever see's them.
I wish Stalin wasn't so ugly.
I wish Stalin wasn't so ugly.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-22 17:20:21 UTC
Post #200429
Granted but due to his sudden beauty he becomes king of the world and declares all countries besides Russia a nuclear test sight!
I wish HL2 EP2 was out sooner.
I wish HL2 EP2 was out sooner.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-22 17:26:43 UTC
Post #200430
k. It comes out today, but you have a horrible accident and die right before you can play it.
I wish for a rechargable camera battery that doesn't suck so much ass, and you can recharge with the USB cable.
I wish for a rechargable camera battery that doesn't suck so much ass, and you can recharge with the USB cable.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-22 17:27:28 UTC
Post #200431
Granted, but the quality of the game suffers greatly and upon finishing it, a glitch in the code proceeds to crash your hard drive, corrupting all data.
I wish I had more money and time to play all the games I want.
I wish I had more money and time to play all the games I want.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-22 17:45:53 UTC
Post #200432
lol same-time post 
Granted, you get the money and the time, but you lose your arms in a devastating accident
I wish all elected officials had to be injected with a nasty pathogen, and they only get the treatment/antidote if they serve the public well
Granted, you get the money and the time, but you lose your arms in a devastating accident
I wish all elected officials had to be injected with a nasty pathogen, and they only get the treatment/antidote if they serve the public well
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-22 19:01:57 UTC
Post #200440
Granted, but you aren't allowed to blatantly steal ideas from the internet any more.
I wish for more wishes.
I wish for more wishes.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-22 22:19:12 UTC
Post #200478
Granted, but all those wishes must be 'I wish to be raped by <insert gay porn star>'.
I wish rowleybob wasn`t such a bastard, stealing my spot for Urbanebula's wish.
Nice twilight zones-y twist there btw rowleybob.
I wish rowleybob wasn`t such a bastard, stealing my spot for Urbanebula's wish.
Nice twilight zones-y twist there btw rowleybob.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 02:32:29 UTC
Post #200486
Granted, but you cant make any witty or remotely comedic replies to Urbanebula's wishes.
I wish I was dead.
I wish I was dead.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 06:31:37 UTC
Post #200494
Granted, however you rise up as a zombie and chased by locals not wanting to become infected.
I wish 9/11 Conspiracists weren't such ignorant assholes.
I wish 9/11 Conspiracists weren't such ignorant assholes.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 07:41:02 UTC
Post #200506
Granted, now you are less of an ignorant asshole.
I wish that I had 3 arms.
I wish that I had 3 arms.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 07:45:34 UTC
Post #200509
Granted, but the third arm turned out to be a leg and is kicking you in the groin every time you try walking.
I wish I'd stop recieving 50 spam emails per day.
I wish I'd stop recieving 50 spam emails per day.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 10:36:14 UTC
Post #200533
Granted, but now you receive 100 spam emails per day.
I wish I'd could believe in bermuda triangle
I wish I'd could believe in bermuda triangle
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 11:10:06 UTC
Post #200539
Wish granted, but in your new found intrest, you visit it and lose everything you have in it, including your plastic penis.
I wish people would think more about what they wish for before they wish for it.
I wish people would think more about what they wish for before they wish for it.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 16:13:28 UTC
Post #200568
Granted, I though long and hard about this one. 
I wish WoW wasn't so bloody addictive.
I wish WoW wasn't so bloody addictive.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 16:18:26 UTC
Post #200570
Granted, but then you realize you have nothing better to do with your life than play addictive games, and without them, your life is pointless. You get all emo and commit suicide.
I wish all the lighting problems with my maps would just go away.
I wish all the lighting problems with my maps would just go away.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 16:23:39 UTC
Post #200572
Granted, they go away. But then you start getting lighting problems in your house and have to pay a massive maintainence bill.
I wish the ceiling cat wasn't watching me masturbate.
I wish the ceiling cat wasn't watching me masturbate.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 16:35:33 UTC
Post #200574
Granted, but now your mom is.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 16:50:38 UTC
Post #200576
Granted, but you can only go into the future.
I wish I was the only guy on this planet!
I wish I was the only guy on this planet!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 17:59:34 UTC
Post #200591
Granted, but all the girls chases you around and you get soooo scared you get chased off a cliff and die!
I wish i had a blue berry pie
I wish i had a blue berry pie
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 18:00:36 UTC
Post #200592
Granted, but you have no penis.
I wish I was a woman.
I wish I was a woman.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 18:14:32 UTC
Post #200594
Granted, but you have no penis.
I wish I was the Ceiling Cat.
I wish I was the Ceiling Cat.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 18:14:54 UTC
Post #200595
Granted, but you are so beautiful that a Satanic cult abducts you and ritualisticly murders you, scattering your entrails around the room and bathing in your blood, all while wearing your lovely women flesh as a cloak.
I wish I had a puppy.
EDIT: Damn you, srry!
I wish I had a puppy.
EDIT: Damn you, srry!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 18:18:06 UTC
Post #200596
Somebody must grant my wish.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 18:19:11 UTC
Post #200597
Granted, but he pees on your new $3000 laptop, ruining it, and you didn't opt for the good warranty plan
I wish I could see what the world looks like in 300 years or so.
edit: @Srry: Granted, but you have to watch Habboi flog his dummy every day
I wish I could see what the world looks like in 300 years or so.
edit: @Srry: Granted, but you have to watch Habboi flog his dummy every day
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 18:28:16 UTC
Post #200599
Granted, but it's just as bad as you thought it would be.
I wish I had better imagination.
I wish I had better imagination.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 18:38:46 UTC
Post #200603
Granted, but you lose all motivation to use it for anything.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 19:18:37 UTC
Post #200605
Granted, but there's no way to corrupt that wish that doesn't sound utterly lame.
I wish my D drive would stop dissapearing from My Computer.
I wish my D drive would stop dissapearing from My Computer.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 19:20:21 UTC
Post #200607
Granted, it reappears...but completely wiped.
I wish PhotoShop would stop freezing my comp.
I wish PhotoShop would stop freezing my comp.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-23 19:27:42 UTC
Post #200608
Granted, but now it overheats it.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 02:22:54 UTC
Post #200642
Granted so you are fired from your office, you find yourself unemployable because you cannot get a reference from your previous employer, your life descends into abject misery, you become a social reject living our your pitiful life on the internet foraging for scraps of food in an IRC channel and using your measly beggins to fund your 18 hour a day World of Warcraft habit. Your family deserts you, your friends cant support you any longer and you realise life is not worth living. You find an illegal arms merchant on the streets of Nottingham, you purchase whatever you can to end this torture that is your life. You put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. BUT YOU DONT DIE. YOU CANNOT DIE YOU WILL LIVE IN THIS PERPECTUAL STATE OF DISCOMBOBULATION FOR ETERNITY. DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, YOU ARE THE HIGHLANDER.
I wish I hadn't spent so much time writing that.
I wish I hadn't spent so much time writing that.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 03:26:49 UTC
Post #200647
Granted, but you spent more time thinking about what to write so it didn't really matter.
I wish my wish came true!
I wish my wish came true!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 08:36:22 UTC
Post #200654
Granted, but you actually didn't wish for somthing so nothing happens and you will keep on waiting for somthing to happen untill you starv to death.
I wish that my room was bigger...
I wish that my room was bigger...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 08:51:52 UTC
Post #200655
Granted, but it's too big!
I wish that my bus home would leave now!
I wish that my bus home would leave now!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 11:00:49 UTC
Post #200666
Granted, however the bus breaksdown so you have to wait for hours anyway.
I wish the midget in Tosses picture wasn't so scary looking.
I wish the midget in Tosses picture wasn't so scary looking.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 11:12:08 UTC
Post #200668
Granted, now it looks terrifying.
I wish I had a rubber ball.
I wish I had a rubber ball.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 11:59:51 UTC
Post #200670
Granted, oh wait, I'm out of rubber balls... ...butt plugs ok?
I wish I was a millionarre.
(btw, great topic idea. good stuff.)
I wish I was a millionarre.
(btw, great topic idea. good stuff.)
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 12:02:53 UTC
Post #200671
no, you have to grant my wish
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 12:21:43 UTC
Post #200673
fine fine.. ***runs to the dollar store and buys a dog toy.. Granted. 
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 12:32:59 UTC
Post #200674
Granted, but the your million is worth as much as a dime.
I wish that I'm a good programmer...
I wish that I'm a good programmer...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 12:36:40 UTC
Post #200675
Granted but you can only program in non turing-complete languages, which is bad.
I wish this topic was closed.
I wish this topic was closed.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 12:40:39 UTC
Post #200679
Granted, but the ceiling cat recreats it...
I wish i will get banned(or not)...
I wish i will get banned(or not)...
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 13:12:28 UTC
Post #200683
Granted, but you are not even worthy to be banned so enjoy jimmy life.
I wish my previous wish was granted.
I wish my previous wish was granted.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 13:24:54 UTC
Post #200688
Granted, but you don't want it anymore.
I wish my Evil Midget looked more evil and not just scary.
I wish my Evil Midget looked more evil and not just scary.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 13:24:55 UTC
Post #200689
Granted, but it was already granted, and as you know +++=-. You are the weakest link, good bye.
I wish i was the fish king of pluto.
I wish i was the fish king of pluto.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 13:29:25 UTC
Post #200693
Granted, but you suck so some huge giant angry bastards tie your shoelaces together!
I wish someone would put gum in peppers hair!
I wish someone would put gum in peppers hair!
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 14:06:46 UTC
Post #200701
Granted. BEEEEEEEP.. Windows 98 has experienced technical difficulties. We're sorry, this transaction could not be completed. Please retain your one free wish coupon and try again.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 21:18:15 UTC
Post #200750
Nooooo.. wait!.. you have to wish after you grant one--that's how it works. 
Here, I'll make up one for you:
Unbreakable: I wish I had aids.
Granted, but... um, well you don't get any symptoms and don't die from it!?
I wish the plague was born in my drippy sinuses, and everyone in the world got it, and 99.999999999999% of them would get died, ala The Stand.
Here, I'll make up one for you:Unbreakable: I wish I had aids.
Granted, but... um, well you don't get any symptoms and don't die from it!?
I wish the plague was born in my drippy sinuses, and everyone in the world got it, and 99.999999999999% of them would get died, ala The Stand.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 22:00:47 UTC
Post #200751
Granted, but you were one of the 99.999999999999%
I wish i wasn't one of the 99.999999999999%, and so now I'm instantly famous and well known. *Poses for the papparazi's (sp) that no longer exsist.
I wish i wasn't one of the 99.999999999999%, and so now I'm instantly famous and well known. *Poses for the papparazi's (sp) that no longer exsist.
Posted 17 years ago2006-10-24 22:10:44 UTC
Post #200752
Granted, but all the girls in your town were part of the 99.999999999999%, so you turn to gay
I wish I had superman powers, and Kryptoninte didn't hurt me--making self totally impervious to all things bad.
I wish I had superman powers, and Kryptoninte didn't hurt me--making self totally impervious to all things bad.
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