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Commented 15 years ago2009-03-01 03:40:00 UTC in vault item: aim_atsikrepst Comment #17332
+Nice clean textures (mabye too clean?)
+ok lighting but a little on the bland side
+no brush work errors if a little boring
+low wpolies

I understand looks aren't the focus of a game like this, but since i can't comment on mp gameplay(i don't play games like this anymore), i guess all that's left to comment on is general nitpicking:

-nothing is interactive(no doors, lifts, switches, nothing.
-you can't climb the trucks. (put some nice clip brushes under them!
-that sky is the worst sky in the game.
-sound is repeative/annoying, almost worse than having no sound = )

Maybe a little more specific theme would make this map look a lot nicer. i know this isn't the point of these maps but, it could look so much better. It's obviously a military area. add more stuff, detail, signs, doors, normal structures to make it a more believable environment.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-01 03:30:16 UTC in vault item: FL_c1 v1.1 (for Flat-Life) Comment #17331
Did you guise ever consider redoing the whole original game in FL? (that's what i thought this was in the beginning...)
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Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 19:35:03 UTC in journal: #5650 Comment #47319
Pahaha, so cute. :D

Habboi stfu.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 18:19:03 UTC in journal: #5650 Comment #47316
Heh when I read the title, I imagined him falling face first into a pie.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 16:15:03 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40930
Here, Satchmo. All your answers.

watch
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 15:11:40 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40932
How do snails have sex anyway?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 13:33:30 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47297
Always do a pregnancy test whenever you meet a teenage girl, gotcha!
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Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 00:55:54 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40936
Shame on ValvE.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 18:38:54 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40929
ValvE degrades virgin snails... shame.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 18:19:52 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40937
The category closets The Grinch underneath a theology. The Grinch copyrights Christmas on top of the card. The Grinch fries Christmas opposite the loud sheep. Christmas refuses an unclear layer. The Grinch distresses a borderline. Christmas scrolls The Grinch after the stair.

ValvE degrades the virgin snail. The irrespective fabric scares Bungie. Why does a pro sketch resemble a meet cream? Bungie tongues our pipeline. A pedestrian sands Bungie.

Second last sentance is just... wrong.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 18:02:09 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40945
He dissapeared?! OH MY GOD!!! TWHL WILL NEVER BE UPDATED AGAIN!!! D:
Lol.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 17:49:37 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40935
Zombieloffe mutters against a female. Zombieloffe talks within Urby. Every jack fevers Zombieloffe under a typewriter. A problem studies Zombieloffe across a legendary universal.

EDIT: Speaking of, havent seen him for a while.

Muzzleflash gladdens the established degenerate behind the father. The serious capitalist revolts against the faithful. Does Penguinboy bow below Muzzleflash? Penguinboy changes. Penguinboy disappears before a species.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 17:42:09 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47309
I still think shitting all over your fine carpet and curtains is funnier.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 17:33:17 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47299
I still think you are wrong!

Although all this mumbo jumbo in latin highly confuses me. I keep reading penis and anus.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 16:19:33 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40941
MuzzleFlash disrupts the scaled electronics. An atom jokes? Rimrook discourages MuzzleFlash past the triumph. Rimrook demises the predictable fellow next to the calendar.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 16:14:12 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47305
So, the correct answer is . . .

measurement of cortisol and adrenocorticotropic hormone (ACTH)

Than "tan" is the giveaway. Elevated ACTH causes excessive melanine production, causing a "fake" tan.

This patient has Addison's disease. JFK also had this disease. That's why he looked so tanned all the time.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 15:09:51 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40928
Potatis braves an animal. Potatis revolts! A regulation cylinder spreads a permitted skirt. Should the sorry steel laugh next to the fudge? The violin coins another test chemist in the wizard. Can Srry's ass support Potatis?

...so wrong. :|
Try it
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 13:25:54 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40942
You have overthrown governments. We now live in fear, have less civilised old men and eat Chinese in a less complicated fashion.

Chewbacca have improved life. We can now live alone, have more control over our stupidity while we play with ourselves the good old way.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 12:15:10 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40940
I lol'd at this randomly generated sentence :
What if the government work(s) like a cow?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 04:55:20 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47311
id choose an option if i understood what it said... :(
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 04:27:31 UTC in journal: #5647 Comment #49942
I'm prepared!
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 04:17:36 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47306
The first thing I thought was she's preggers.

I would fail worse at being a doctor than I do on my Geometry tests.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 04:10:47 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40933
This sounds strikingly similiar to Heart of Evil, which was just annoying as hell because 90 percent of the time you had absolutely no idea where you were going or what you were doing, and you'd just end up totally lost in this maze of maps. As far as I'm concerned, any more than 4 level changes per map is downright confusing to the player. I even remember getting mixed up the first time I went through Office Complex.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 03:58:54 UTC in journal: #5647 Comment #49933
I'm redoing that teaser this long weekend Pb. Prepare for MYSTERY and... MORE MYSTERY.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 03:38:16 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47307
whats up with all this
Must be some medical joke. ha ha ha, good joke guys (?)
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 03:02:06 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47308
I am currently rotflmao (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off).
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 03:00:16 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40934
Will an erection mount TheGrimReafer?
Lol, but wtf all the same.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 00:17:20 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40946
What sentance generator did you use?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 23:43:55 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47310
8-P How big is your mother's ass?

I would say:

measurement of free thyroxine and TSH

,cause i'm studying to be a nurse and i hope im right lol
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 23:09:06 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47301
:|
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 22:40:21 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47304
I would shove GLaDOS directly into her rectum.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 21:33:09 UTC in journal: #5649 Comment #40944
YES!
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 21:12:15 UTC in journal: #5648 Comment #47312
Your mother comes to lunch, and has literally shat all over and about your family room curtains and fine carpeting. In this situation, your first priority would be to:

a) Stabilize the colon/rectal effluvium

b) Stabilize the curtains and carpet

c) Ask her if she'd like some tea

d) Call the fire department

e) act as if everything is normal

f) feed her to GLaDOS