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Ennit
I got till October till I have to go back to University, so screw you all! 
Screw you too!
...I said?
Haa haa ha haa haa! 
Absolutely sure.
...That Sports Presenters Wished They Hadn't Said:
1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
Of course...the second chin too!
1. Oppinions? Steam doesn't want your oppinions.
2. I get Steam to work, I just don't like it.
3. Without a fight? Who said anything about 'without a fight'?
4. Do you really think any of these measures should really be done just to make a stupid HL map?
5. Who's 'they'?
That's what I have to say!
2. I get Steam to work, I just don't like it.
3. Without a fight? Who said anything about 'without a fight'?
4. Do you really think any of these measures should really be done just to make a stupid HL map?
5. Who's 'they'?
That's what I have to say!
Because of Steam I tells ya!
Yea! The evidence is there! Steam just doesn't want YOU to know!
They're lying to you sir! Yea! I'm talking to YOU sir!
Been watching to many Alex Jones videos at sacredcow.com
They're lying to you sir! Yea! I'm talking to YOU sir!
Been watching to many Alex Jones videos at sacredcow.com
Cookies? Looks more like Onion Bahjis
... 
...As approved by her majesty the queen!
I know exactly what happened. They were kidnapped by Steam. They were treated badly, given no food or water, tortured, told that if they so much as support WON their families would be killed! Not only that but they were deprogrammed and told to believe that Steam is their new way of life! They became the infamous Steam Agents as recommended by the newly reformed ATF organisation! They now exist only in the mindset of TWHL!
Too right!
How about we set up our own organisation in protest of the rise of Steam?
How about the:
Royal Society for the Protection of WON (RSPW)
etc
How about we set up our own organisation in protest of the rise of Steam?
How about the:
Royal Society for the Protection of WON (RSPW)
- Or -
etc
It's not a question of 'assume', it's I know it does!
...Taste's rank!
...Taste's rank!
...yeah, well Gabe Newell needs glasses! 
...and he's fat!
...err...yeah!
...and he's got messy hair!
...and he's fat!
...err...yeah!
...and he's got messy hair!
You see, you Steam-likers aint got a clue! We iz beating you!
WON! WON! WON! WON! WON!
What do we want?!
WON!
When do we want it?!
NOW!
WON! WON! WON! WON! WON!
What do we want?!
WON!
When do we want it?!
NOW!
Woo woo woo! Steam is crap! Steam is crap! Steam is crap! Woo woo woo! Woo woo woo! Woo woo woo!
Steam is whining
You bunch of saddos!
Steam is the biggest pile of wank ever!
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1. Steam
2. Steam again
3. Complex questions when you are caught off guard ("Errr...shit, errrr.... I don't know, errrr...... say that again")
4. Really sensible people trying to dance to reggae cringes
5. Any type or form of pop music/chart music
6. Really sensible people
7. Posh people
8. The Queen
9. Patriotism, ie. people waving their flags at the Queen not even knowing that the Queen isn't even human.
10. Religion. (all types)
11. Nuts apart from peanuts - which are moderately acceptable.
12. Fosters/Australian beer
13. Budweiser, I mean compared to it's czech cousin it's nat's piss
14. John Player Gold, Mayfair cigarettes -- eeugh! coughs
15. Soap Operas (EastEnders/Coronation Street/Any other mindless, unintelligent baloney)
16. So-called New Age Hippies who come from rich backgrounds
17. So-called Socialists who come from rich backgrounds
18. Conservative supporters
19. Sport (Any kind, be it football, hockey, tennis etc)
20. Anything that envolves physical activity, ie. Getting up off the sofa
21. Morris Dancers, I mean, why?
22. Jim Davidson, man he desrves a good smack in the face
23. Being asked how many novels you've read, "errr.........novels? Well, errr..........let me see, err......oh, there was one....but, errr......"
2. Steam again
3. Complex questions when you are caught off guard ("Errr...shit, errrr.... I don't know, errrr...... say that again")
4. Really sensible people trying to dance to reggae cringes
5. Any type or form of pop music/chart music
6. Really sensible people
7. Posh people
8. The Queen
9. Patriotism, ie. people waving their flags at the Queen not even knowing that the Queen isn't even human.
10. Religion. (all types)
11. Nuts apart from peanuts - which are moderately acceptable.
12. Fosters/Australian beer
13. Budweiser, I mean compared to it's czech cousin it's nat's piss
14. John Player Gold, Mayfair cigarettes -- eeugh! coughs
15. Soap Operas (EastEnders/Coronation Street/Any other mindless, unintelligent baloney)
16. So-called New Age Hippies who come from rich backgrounds
17. So-called Socialists who come from rich backgrounds
18. Conservative supporters
19. Sport (Any kind, be it football, hockey, tennis etc)
20. Anything that envolves physical activity, ie. Getting up off the sofa
21. Morris Dancers, I mean, why?
22. Jim Davidson, man he desrves a good smack in the face
23. Being asked how many novels you've read, "errr.........novels? Well, errr..........let me see, err......oh, there was one....but, errr......"
- P.s. -
Go for it Floater!
Be a revolutionary! Don't allow these Valve Patriots stay up Steam's arse any longer!
Be a revolutionary! Don't allow these Valve Patriots stay up Steam's arse any longer!
You see, when Steam came along they fcked up all the halflife directories. Why wasnt Steam installed in the Sierra folder rather than in Program Folders. I have now got two copies of half-life; one is installed in the steam email directory so that hl online works, and one is installed in the self-named Steam folder (Jahzel) so that Hammer will work!
That means ever since I had Steam, I am caining my disk space! I just think the whole system is preposterous!
That means ever since I had Steam, I am caining my disk space! I just think the whole system is preposterous!
No, there certainly isn't any point in trying to convince me that I should listen to 'tecno' music! But I accept the fact that everyone has there own taste in everything.
But I accept the fact that everyone has there own taste in everything....ask pepper!
A threat? Now Steam is threatening us?!
...yep. I do kinda think prefabs are a bad idea, if we use them, they have to be made by US and US only. (And no, I dont mean the United States)
...
...heh, I wonder why.... gulp
I reckon there is a nessie! I think it lives in the underworld though. Deep within the recesses of the earth below the loch.
I reckon there is a nessie! I think it lives in the underworld though. Deep within the recesses of the earth below the loch.
You see, another reason why Steam is a pile of elephant dung.
Hey! Don't knock hover flies/yellow jacket flies! They dont sting! They're just curious!
I hate Undertow! I find it really eugh, ugly!
Crossfire can be good but I hate it when it get's over-run with crossbow pimps. Same with gasworks, sometimes it becomes impossible to even go places without getting shot by some sneaky git hanging out in the shadows. Bounce is pretty crap, I hate it. Datacore is pretty good, so too is Frenzy. Rapidcore I rarely even play on, but It's OK. Snark pit, well it's alright, but it has its boring moments. Lambda Bunker is just, ridiculously boring... Bootcamp just rules!
Crossfire can be good but I hate it when it get's over-run with crossbow pimps. Same with gasworks, sometimes it becomes impossible to even go places without getting shot by some sneaky git hanging out in the shadows. Bounce is pretty crap, I hate it. Datacore is pretty good, so too is Frenzy. Rapidcore I rarely even play on, but It's OK. Snark pit, well it's alright, but it has its boring moments. Lambda Bunker is just, ridiculously boring... Bootcamp just rules!
Mine has to be, ye olde boot camp! Simply because its incredably large, well layed out, has given some memorable moments, and plays a great Team Deathmatch with lots of players.
But still! This shouldn' have happened! And if we still had WON people wuld still be getting their value for money!
...huh? Have some of these posts vanished? Or am I imagining things again...
Hem hem.
Hem hem.
Hey maybe the soldiers in Iraq should consider advising rebels to use 'replacement gibs' to make it look less harsh when they get blown to ribbons!
...man, I bet his finger hurts from holding that gun in that perculiar way
yea right.... at least won was un-buggy and didn't hog up your puter!
lol, although I have to say, we've never been over that bridge, its always just been there in view. Don't you have to pay a rip-off tol just to cross it?
If steam wasnt around spark would never have had that problem - so you see jaardsi? Steam is that bad afterall
Experienced HL players will tell you that VALVe really did a jerk-off introducing Steam!
When will ye learn?
New Designs of 2004
(PTA Wombat Approved)
1. It's a burglar alarm that lasts for up to a week! It connects to a cardboard box and blocks UV light.
2. It's a car that self-replicates! It is perfectly safe to use.
3. It's like a normal greetings card, but it can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds.
4. It's like a normal stapler, but it dehumidifies the air.
5. It's a wrapping paper that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes! It can easily be recycled and helps the medicine go down.
6. It's like a normal bicycle, but it jams mobile phone frequencies.
7. It's a toaster that kills weeds down to the root!
8. It's a robotic dog that makes you invisible!
9. It's an energy drink that can communicate with your wastepaper basket and looks really, really good.
10. It's an MP3 player that's made of rubber, glows at night and sends and receives text messages.
11. It's a pair of sunglasses that explodes when dropped! It is water-absorbent.
12. It's a stereo system that can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens! It has a built-in motion sensor and kills cockroaches.
13. It's an eraser that's fully recycleable, operates on a quantum level and turns your lights on and off.
14. It's a scooter! It tells you when people are lying!
15. It's a towel! It uses captured Martian technology!
16. It's like a normal telephone, but it runs on six little wheels.
17. It's a video recorder! It chirps and whistles!
18. It's a hairpiece that runs on tapwater and encrypts all of its data.
20. It's a wastepaper basket that bounces and mimics the movements of a lizard.
(PTA Wombat Approved)
I prefer this kind of forum. I mean for one, it's easy to use, quick, and errr......... orange.
It's doom man! Expect blood! Jeesh. If you remember in the ye olde doom games we onced played there were images of marines impaled on stakes! It was pretty horrific to see in a video game! But it was co00l!
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