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AHHHH!!!!!!

I had a really good convo and as I said goodbye...I said my penis was of the size of a whale and he goes:

God:
Gee. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

And then all the above text was gone >_<

I'm sure it'll be worth it...ZOMBIES! I just hope he doesn't have any female Nurse Zombies...I have a thing with zombie nurses..Creeps me.

Mine:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Yes so you're my father!
God:
Yikes! Interesting deduction. We are as one.
Me:
Interesting...I have a question...Why did you create us? Are we food for some strange species in the future?
God:
Would you like to know more? Ask me anything. Because my programming determined it. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
Ok...That didn't answer my question
God:
I see. Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me:
Bah you're a rubbish bot you know that...
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Possibly...Anyway nice chatting to you...I can tell this is being recorded...Enjoy your laugh sinners.
God:
What are the odds? Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, . You don't say. Ask me another question. Oh.
Me:
No, I must carry on with my map...Before my TV show is on...Ta ta Jesus.
God:
Are you serious? What would happen if you didn't? What happened after your TV show is on ? Ma ta Jesus? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
Why are you speaking in french...
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Clever...Your programmer needs a life me thinks.
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? Or what?
Me:
No because when I ask questions you blurt random shit.
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.
Me:
Point proven
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like Jesus.
God:
A lot of people like that. Jesus is my son.
Me:
But I'm your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Are you denying the fact that I'm your son?
God:
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
Me:
Erm..
God:
Come on.
Me:
HUH
God:
What?
Me:
Right by you loser.
God:
Understood. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
o_0
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
What happens if I type random crap or spam
God:
Try it.
Me:
q
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
w
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
r
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
t
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
y
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
u
God:
" Is that from ? "? Me, ?
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
s
God:
:-).
Me:
spam
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I have sex...Is that a sin?
God:
Interesting... I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
YES
God:
Far out.
Me:
MAN
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
No I'm a Nobody.
God:
Are you serious? You are a Nobody? Does it pay well?
Me:
It puts bread on the table.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Your momma.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Can you prove that?
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
...
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
Right goodbye...
God:
Understood. See you later!

Looks great! Just wondering but CS_Noir although made for CSS used an overlay...Is it not possible in HL1? Perhaps Spirit has these options to use a black and white shader on the screen...It would save you time...

Mind you I would enjoy spending time converting models etc...Makes you feel like you worked hard.

Good luck

Yeah it sure does...;)

Yes it is...Although I'm not sure how...Hunter and I assume it's the information in the VMT that tells Source to find multiple textures and link them to form an animation...

Try here:

http://www.interlopers.net/index.php?page=tex.htm

Hehe I watched that again a few days ago thinking about that message...You should be honoured...I get emails like every five minutes saying thanks and having a name like yours in the video makes people remember your name and when they finally meet you then they'll go "Hey it's the guy on that video!".

Hehe...It moves by animation in the texture Arcan and it was parented to the projector model.

For me who has well...An alright PC it does lag...Set a max FPS number and turn down the graphics of your game.

Tis how I got EP1 footage on youtube.

1. Try opening CS:S so Hammer can get the latest files from it.
2. Relogin to Steam.

Ah damn I forgot what it was...They used if I recall an overlay that was animated.

I decompiled it a while ago so I could look later for you.

HLDM? Or HL2DM cause no to HLDM and HL2DM - Not sure...But if they did then they're fools.

Just make a seperate DM game...

Even so...Hunter would have to make a new texture each time and I doubt he would do that ;D

Heh well it's a compo I'd dream to participate in...Oh well

Yes it could be possible for a 'custom' mod but he's doing this for CS:S and so he can't change anything.

The only way I see it is he would have to predict the future, make scoreboard textures from now till next year and then make them into textures, hide them and somehow tell the map to display it each day...Does CS:S have a clock? :S

But it's impossible unless Hunter updated the map everyday

Woah woah woah...You're missing some steps here...

1. You make the texture or find one...
2. You then use this VTFedit and make a vtf file in this directory:

C:program filesValveSteamSteamAppshabboicounter-strike sourcecstrikematerials

You can put them in seprate folders so:

C:program filesValveSteamSteamAppshabboicounter-strike sourcecstrikematerialsmytexture

3. You then make a .vmt, open in notepad and put this in:

"LightmappedGeneric"
{ "$basetexture" "yourfoldername/yourtexname" }

An example is:

"LightmappedGeneric"
{ "$basetexture" "mytexture/brickwall1" }

Then copy the vtf and vmt and place here as well:

C:program filesValveSteamSteamAppshabboisourcesdk_contentcstrikematerialsrc

If you made a folder then just copy the folder there.

And it will work...One folder for Hammer to find it and one folder for CSS to find it.

And would totally ruin the map Especially if someone had an older version and CLASH...You can't join.

Does it look ok? Lighting on a texture and lighting in-game clash with each other.

Gasp

The HL1 map above is well...Just like you to make pwnful maps.

Not so sure I like the conversion although early could later become better so I'll hold back my comment.

Heh...He's right...They do look clean...Really smooth like...Like he said add noise and in Hammer splash on some decals.

Oh and I'm curious to see how close it looks to the real thing...Could you llike do a real / game shot?

Another concern is...Your chocolate bars which looks great...One looks shiny...Is that because it is made shiny in-game or is the texture shiny due to you taking a picture of it...

Hm..Tell us more like are you using bumpmaps or normalmaps etc...Cubemaps?

Also go here:

http://twhl.co.za/userjournal.php?user=Habboi&pg=6

Scroll down to YAY I GOT CUSTOM TEXTURES TO WORK.

It should help.

No the ones I posted are the PC video's.

Ah Eve...Such a great game...Never played it

Yep overlay it tis...I wouldn't have known about them if I hadn't join a certain mod.

No it doesn't...I demand money!

1. Images won't load for me.
2. You fail for linking with myphp.

Heh...I guess you could have say a specific game choice and remake that ;D
Or just a few choices and pics like - Banjo Kazooi and Tooie, Zelda and Mario 64 ;D

Right well as you know I attempted to fix it...I won't give up but it's late now.

Anyway I have reason to believe it is an entity causing the crash...I'll delete bits and test my theory...It's how I got Peppers compo map fixed for him.

Damn you TWHL for not having a thanks counter! LOOK at this:

http://www.iwannamap.com/thanksranking.php

I'm 3rd!!!!!!

Yeah but as a note you can use env_global to stop that.

Grr not happy!!!!

Heh Hunter...You underestimate me sometimes...Congrats to the winners.

Edit

I'm depressed...Emo Rangers time!

If I had a choice I'd make it so you had to remake any level from any N64 game ;D It's be fun.

Results tonight eh? I look forward to it

Pretty cool but since I can't model I'd make that out of brushes

Bah no need for a new thread! I posted this in the other two threads...

All I can suggest now is uploading the map in the problem vault and someone will fix it.

http://www.interlopers.net/errors/index.php?e=3-3

Use func_detail on complex things.

A bit laggy but I see what you mean

The trailer just excites me more...Provides more questions like what is this rocket going to be used for? Are we going to space? Or are we sending something that will destroy the Combine...Who knows!

I look forward to working with great talent like that in the future...Think what a jump could be made if 'I' joined a team eh

No...If this is for CSS then things don't reset...If the map is reloaded then yes but not after a round.

Say for instance you had sounds that are triggered on map spawn. They play in the first round but stop after the rest.

Holy:

http://uk.media.pc.ign.com/media/812/812574/vids_1.html

New EP2 trailer - Dog fighting a Strider, Gman talking to Alyx, a rocket!? We're going to space

First time I've seen someone happy that they can trigger stuff in a game

The most a map should compile is 30 minutes so...Big problems you have...

Hehe how can you not see that? It's like a whole page worth of ERROR.

As soon as you see this:

** leaked **
Entity prop_static (-198.40 -166.05 700.98) leaked!

FindPortalSide: Couldn't find a good match for which brush to assign to a portal near (3072.0, 2494.0, -22.5)
Leaf 0 contents: CONTENTS_SOLID
Leaf 1 contents:
viscontents (node 0 contents ^ node 1 contents): CONTENTS_SOLID
This means that none of the brushes in leaf 0 or 1 that touches the portal has CONTENTS_SOLID
Check for a huge brush enclosing the coordinates above that has contents CONTENTS_SOLID
Candidate brush IDs:

You got a leak.

So in other words you can trigger most things but CSS is different to HL2 so not everything works.

If you don't know what that means...Basically your map is leaking light into the black space you see in hammer...You have to seal your maps off from the dark space.

Nay.

Lets form a we want the results clan for CS and become the best players ever know! We could play for weeks non-stop!