ShockMetal - the first incarnation.
When I just a wee lad on the intertubes I used to play a game in which it's name will not be mentioned, and I came up with an equally disgusting name to go along with it. Peter Gabriel has a song named "Shock the Monkey" in which I took the "Shock" from, and Coal Chamber did a cover of it in which they can be considered "Metal" or "Nu Metal" which is where I got the latter part of my name from.
Shox_The_Pwner - the second incarnation.
This one came along when I started using Steam after being coaxed to use it. Still an incredibly dumb and unoriginal name.
Joebama - the third incarnation.
This one is probably my most known handle as I really started to get into the communities of sites with it. Contrary to popular belief, I did not actually get my name off of Joe Biden and Barack Obama (the avatar was created after one person pointed that out to me, however.) I am a rather avid bowler, or at least I was. I noticed how the nickname or "slang" for a long period of bowling in consecutive games is called a "Bowl-o-rama" and infact, even some bowling alleys have this name. My name is also Joe. I wanted to merge these two without sounding rubbish, and thus "Joebama" was born after pondering the thought.
Suture - the fourth and current incarnation.
This name was conceived after a lengthy conversation in an IRC chat-room. I desperately needed a new name as "Joebama" was getting old to me and generally old to everyone else, and someone in said chat-room suggested I change my name to something that maybe would fit in with the community. I always thought the name "Stitch" was cool but obviously it's probably already taken. "Suture" was born because it's another word for stitch so yeah.
Hope you enjoyed this piece of history on the origins of my names. (There ARE other handles I used in the past [Baslo(c)k, xXx_MastaKilla_xXx or something along those lines, etc.] but, these names were used in such a small amount of time that they aren't even worth a whole back story on.