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source entries? hehe, who did that?
welcome email? hell no, i wan't it updated with the new goings on, personalised, my name in capital letters and the mail sent by your hot, single sister! step on it!
woah, seventh the libdem.
i'll join your skidaddle of a mapping trivia collection, thank you, shoutbox.
yes, i see how that works. well, a funny smell has just come across the room, like the kind of smell you'd find in a rich family's house. thanks to this new insight, i removed both buttons.
Crazed1 sucks old men!you just quadriple-posted, and pimped your map in the wrong place. you deserve a good old fashioned deletion.
oh, btw seventh, there's something in opera that really scares me. up at the top of the browser, there are 2 buttons surrounding the spacebar. the one on the right takes me to google, and the one on the left takes me to the TWHL forums. why? i didn't put them there, it was something opera decided to do by itself.
and for the record, is going to kill you, rape you and piss on you for the american thing, in that order.
YES! linux is WRONG! opera is RIGHT!
dear god, i have to exploit that falter in your wording for as long as possible.
dear god, i have to exploit that falter in your wording for as long as possible.
a hot young luxembourgian girl, who taught him the ways of the world, and the bonds and desires of life. their classroom was the toilet on the plane, and their no-holds barred, rampant sex was too good for metaphors.
that rocks.
ministeve's opinion > m0ps rambling
eating a bowl of cheerios.
"stand back, its got 3 types of berry in it, and its made from corn, oats, rice and wheat!" shouted barney to the occupants of the room. but it was no use, everyone was killed by the healthy cereal, except for jefferey, who survived by holding on to a windmill, some 300 kilometres away.
"stand back, its got 3 types of berry in it, and its made from corn, oats, rice and wheat!" shouted barney to the occupants of the room. but it was no use, everyone was killed by the healthy cereal, except for jefferey, who survived by holding on to a windmill, some 300 kilometres away.
future perfect rocks. hey, whats your gamertag, we should swap custom maps sometime.
for me, it was really halo 2. half life 2 was nice, and a beast of a game, but its multiplayer really lacked, and i've never liked that kind of "what you do is storyline" kind of plot. anyone who thinks half life 2s multiplayer could beat halo 2s should be shot,decapitated, hung and raped, in that order. i mean seriously, all you do is run around and shoot people. there's no customisation! valve just threw in a spunked up version of counter strike to act as a multiplayer, and that wasnt even they're original project.
for me, it was really halo 2. half life 2 was nice, and a beast of a game, but its multiplayer really lacked, and i've never liked that kind of "what you do is storyline" kind of plot. anyone who thinks half life 2s multiplayer could beat halo 2s should be shot,decapitated, hung and raped, in that order. i mean seriously, all you do is run around and shoot people. there's no customisation! valve just threw in a spunked up version of counter strike to act as a multiplayer, and that wasnt even they're original project.
lost his sense of direction and hit his shoulder off one of the padded walls, causing much panic.
we had a female mapper here once, was making a map for her man, with a message at the end asking him to marry her. weird, but good luck to her anyway...
yeah, wales wasn't a part of britain when the union jack was drawn up, but it was us that got the white X and blue background. rock on to mah homie St. Andrew.
haha, this stuff about him being forced to join, then deserting looks like a whole load of bullshit just to cover up that he was a nazi.
well i wasn't showing off, so i didn't know!
as the good monkey said:
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oh, stop showing off.
sniff so sad, not only do we lose a brilliant mapper, but we'll never get to see mephs drunk again! we'll miss you buddy!
fapfapfap
what?
what?
WADs? my dear boy, half life 2 has done away with WADs. now we use seperate files for each texture! use the filter field to specify the type of texture you want, or choose an option from the drop down list below to get certain textures, such as combine or city 17.
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The Hunter is only 11 or 12 so how do you expect him to know that........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
you get me?
i think there's two words. "WON fanboy"
for single player cheating, i only cheat after i've completed the game, or if i'm just getting bored with it. we play games for enjoyment, and as long as i'm enjoying myself without cheats then i see no reason to use them. if the game starts to get boring, pulling out every weapon and invincibility helps liven things up.
multiplayer, i never cheat unless i'm in a small game with some friends (and never on games like half life, where i have to download/make the hacks), and even then, i usually end up screwing up somehow. take halo 2, for example. me and some buddies from CAD were just messing about with a few glitches.
jaskub: how do you actually standby?
mons: not really sure.
ministeve: i thought it was something to do with pulling out the cable?
jaskub: dunno.
ministeve: i'll try it, and we'll see if the connecting screen comes up.
ministeve1 has left the game
yeah, by pulling the cable out i disconnected myself. :
*standbying is a method of cheating still rife in halo 2. the standbyer will do something with the cable on his router, or press the "standby" button, putting everyone else into the "connecting to game" screen. he is then free to run around the level doing whatever he wishes, be it killing people, or stealing the flag. during this time, everyone else will be oblivious to his actions till he reconnects and the game is updated. i've met a few standbyers before on the same team as me, and every time i've asked them why they say "all the cool kids do it..." that seems to be the universal reason for cheating on live.
multiplayer, i never cheat unless i'm in a small game with some friends (and never on games like half life, where i have to download/make the hacks), and even then, i usually end up screwing up somehow. take halo 2, for example. me and some buddies from CAD were just messing about with a few glitches.
jaskub: how do you actually standby?
mons: not really sure.
ministeve: i thought it was something to do with pulling out the cable?
jaskub: dunno.
ministeve: i'll try it, and we'll see if the connecting screen comes up.
ministeve1 has left the game
yeah, by pulling the cable out i disconnected myself. :
*standbying is a method of cheating still rife in halo 2. the standbyer will do something with the cable on his router, or press the "standby" button, putting everyone else into the "connecting to game" screen. he is then free to run around the level doing whatever he wishes, be it killing people, or stealing the flag. during this time, everyone else will be oblivious to his actions till he reconnects and the game is updated. i've met a few standbyers before on the same team as me, and every time i've asked them why they say "all the cool kids do it..." that seems to be the universal reason for cheating on live.
jimi hendrix. i'd love to spend a day of jamming with the jimi.
cant be bothered explaning mine, but kol has a great one. same with Andy, his one is really hard to believe.
One thing, anyone religious, could you explain to me, reasonably, why you are right and all the other religions are wrong?its like a million christians cried out and were suddenly silenced...
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a dislexic man walks into a brahaha, and the irony is that you spelt "dyslexic" wrong.
best joke i've ever heard: habboi.
but seiously (this one's a bit dirty, so kiddies, look away. go plant a tree or something): one day, a man finds that his sex life with his wife has been going down, so he goes to see a sex therapist. the therapist asks them both to undress and stand in the room. he inspects them for about 2 hours, checking over heir bodies and occasionally asking them to lift an arm or something. after he's finished inspecting them, he says "i think i see the problem. on your way home purchase a pack of rind doughnuts and a bunch of grapes. roll the grapes into your wifes vagina from the other side of the room, then use your mouth to get them otu again. you should throw the ring doughnuts and try to loop them round your husbands erect penis, then bite it off." the couple do as the therapist instructed and have the best sex of their life.
the next day at wok, the man tells his friend about the sex therapist. a little skeptical, but also in need, his friend gets the therapists number. that night, him and his wife go to see the therapist. he puts them through the same procedure as the first couple, having them stand naked in the room and inspecing them. eventually, he looks up and says "i'm sorry, but i'm afriad there's nothing i can do to help."
"what!? but you managed to help my friend! why not us!?"
"ok, ok. i think this will work. on your way home tonight, buy a grapefruit and a packet of polo's..."
yeah, i refuse to believe habboi is 16.
10!? why the hell do you think i'm 10!? i'm 15, bluetard.
into a massive cliche that burned IEMC so he wouldn't make any more taboo references.
a SWAT team was quickly assembled to save the aforementioned village, but just as they were about to embark on their mission, FZZZT coenant forces attacked, and destroyed all but one, who was known as FZZT frodo baggins, who's mission was to journey to a far land to destroy FZZT the jamming device trandoshans had placed on the bridge of FZZT highway 17, where gordon freeman was driving in his FZZT SU-47 fighter plane, which had just shot down the last of the yuktobanian bombers, giving osean forces a straight shot at capturing FZZT the nebechanezzer, which had activated its EMP to shake off two FZZT yellow pikmin...
(games/films i just ripped, in order: halo, the lord of the rings, star wars: republic commando, half life 2, ace combat 5, the matrix, pikmin. dear god, i have no life outside videogames)
(games/films i just ripped, in order: halo, the lord of the rings, star wars: republic commando, half life 2, ace combat 5, the matrix, pikmin. dear god, i have no life outside videogames)
something to do with the players view?
the hitman couldn't really tell in his hallucigenic state, so he left the corpse of george W cloosh lying in the filter funnel and became president of tha U.S of Ah.
until they were invaded by the evil film critics and the ghastly star wars fanboys, and were forced to take little role in the sequels.
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powers be with him who hath no fury like a big bowl of potato scones.
silly monkey. silly monkey get no banana. silly monkey get family replaced with americans.
in the alleyway after the trainstation, behind a wall. in front of the wall are some combine scum with a few arrested citizens.
but just in case, there is a handy shotgun here in this drawer...
well i would like to hear it, because i think you're a total fucking nut.
well, EVERYONE on the internet knows me, and not just for my stunning good looks!
...but for those, also.
...but for those, also.
meanwhile, the people of kookistan (retro gamers know this one) we're rebuilding their homes after a slightly vexed seagull had turned into a lesbian porn star above their town, without changing to a human.
it didn't work, so you came back and necroposted? you crazy, in a bad way.
i'm not teaching you nothing.
what the hell? you posted a minute after but TWHL didn't post it until now?
what the hell? you posted a minute after but TWHL didn't post it until now?