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Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-21 19:04:54 UTC
in People You Like Here On TWHL [closed] Post #116031

IEMC and Habboi, for making me feel smart
Seventh, despite his crumpet addiction

m0p, for knowing everyting about computers
Ant and Trapt, just for being Aussie
Zombieloffe, cause hes Sweedish
Rabid, for always being on IRC when no one else was on

And if I remember anyone else Ill be sure to add them

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-17 20:05:04 UTC
in cokes secret plan Post #115073

Im hopelessly addicted to coke

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-17 18:37:32 UTC
in How can i play a W98 game in WNT ? Post #115065

Windows NT was one of the most horrible operating systems ever made. It would be better to just switch to 98, 2000 or XP. Or if youre feeling up to it, install Linux

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-17 18:33:04 UTC
in cokes secret plan Post #115063

Bah! You communists...

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-16 19:28:13 UTC
in How true... Post #114888

Dangs paw! I hafes to milk dem cows again? Ol' Besy gitten might fussy deese days. She dumpin pies left and right and it aint purdy. Cant I jest sit down in front of dis magicimical box and push de buttons?

Correct that! By all means, that is proper redneck english.

Not that I am one, its just easy to make up

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-15 20:48:01 UTC
in How true... Post #114702

Whats with all the hex?

Should add:
2 nerds to try and impress the rest of the forum by showing off their superior grammatical skills and and ability to post computer code.

And by referring to a simple period as a "full stop"

[/fullstop]

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-15 20:36:58 UTC
in Anyone Hear Anything? Post #114701

I dont know why the hell Intel doesnt make the Pentium M for desktops. They could actually beat AMD :

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-12 13:43:34 UTC
in Your House! Post #113954

Ill do that. It was my very first map, after all. But its long gone so It'll be much nicer this time around.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-11 19:34:19 UTC
in HLDM: Source Post #113817

I got the Bronze package, so no HL:S or HLDM:S for me. But its probably a waste of money anyway.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-11 02:32:58 UTC
in HL2 for the Xbox Post #113702

The old Xbox has the 700MHz, the Xbox360 will have three 3.2GHz CPUs.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-10 00:19:57 UTC
in The horribleness of pictures [closed] Post #113493

I never noticed til now...

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-07 20:03:44 UTC
in what was your worse memory? Post #113183

Worst memory I had was when I was 15 and some fat dude decided to change his clothes in front of everyone...OHHHH THE HORROOOOOORRRRRR!!!

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-07 01:00:17 UTC
in Site domain? Post #113041

The cool thing is that theres no advertisments here

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-06-07 00:49:53 UTC
in My sky ain't working Post #113040

Or Gimpshop if you cant afford Photoshop (like me

)

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-31 02:26:38 UTC
in The man in charge of the USA Post #111857

Just about every politician is an asshole. All of them are just high school dropouts with rich, influential parents who were also probably high school dropouts with rich, influential parents...and it goes on from there.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-29 23:46:36 UTC
in The man in charge of the USA Post #111620

Down with ID cards!

Enlighten me on this whole ID card controversey over there in the UK. Here in the US it doesn seem to be a problem. All people really have for ID here is their drivers license.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-29 14:48:55 UTC
in your Language Post #111557

German:

Hi - Hallo
Good day - Guten tag
How are you? - Wie geht es Inhen?
I dont speak much German - Ich spreche nicht veil Deutsche
Speak English please - Sprechen Sie Englisch bitte
Downtown - In der st?dt
Very good - Sehr gut
And - und
Or - oder
But - aber
He - er
She - sie ("Sie" is also the formal version of "you")
It - es
You - du (non-formal)
Goodbye - Aufweidersehen

1 - ein
2 - zwei
3 - drei
4 - veir
5 - funf
6 - sechs
7 - seiben
8 - acht
9 - neun
10 - zehn
11 - elf
12 - zw?lf
13 - dreizehn
14 - veirzehn
15 - funfzehn
20 - zwansig
21 - ein und zwansig
22 - zwei und zwansig
30 - dreizig
40 - veirzig
100 - ein hundert

(note: German W=V, V=F, Z=TS (sharp "ts" sound), and S is usaully prononced as Z)

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-29 14:21:46 UTC
in Future of Windows Post #111543

Hehe "Red screen of death"

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-29 02:21:06 UTC
in CS:S Weapon Testing Post #111423

It would be a good idea to get some data on CS1.6 and compare it with CS:S.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-29 02:15:05 UTC
in I7's /\/\Y 13irthday 7oday!! Post #111422

Know a better way to make R's? Id like to it...

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-28 22:11:29 UTC
in I need your photos! Post #111397

Adam Christopher Kortrey / 19
(but everyone says I look 15

)

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-28 22:06:55 UTC
in 12 Yearold Guitarshredder Post #111396

Nice. That kid has some real talent.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-28 15:42:54 UTC
in 12 Yearold Guitarshredder Post #111360

Still wont work...

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-28 15:40:43 UTC
in I7's /\/\Y 13irthday 7oday!! Post #111359

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Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-28 14:55:41 UTC
in I need your photos! Post #111358

What do you mean Firefox doesnt like some sites? Ive never had a problem with Firefox on any site. IE on the other hand gives me lots of problems on many sites.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-28 01:03:04 UTC
in I7's /\/\Y 13irthday 7oday!! Post #111283

Full translation:
Besides, it is not ultra 1337 it is just leet noob. Saying ultra 1337 makes you a cock bite.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-27 01:07:42 UTC
in I need your photos! Post #111094

http://www.half-lifelss.l2p.net/hrnygoat/images/DSC00157.JPG
http://www.half-lifelss.l2p.net/hrnygoat/images/DSC00156.JPG
Either one of those.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-25 16:40:02 UTC
in Rats Map Post #110896

csde_gimlirats appears to be on an 8-10X scale, if im not mistaken. Others seem to be scaled around 6-8X.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-25 16:29:51 UTC
in Making a small LED type light. Post #110894

Just use a switchable texture in combination with a sprite.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-25 03:08:15 UTC
in Map Something Unique comments [closed] Post #110791

HL1 is still an awesome game and will still be for many years. Probably end up being one of the most popular classics.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-24 01:10:11 UTC
in Dark Side Post #110666

I always put my friends first. Love is just a sensation caused by horomones. If you just ingore those horomones you can make much wiser decisions. I wouldnt go killing a bunch of people just because I was attracted to someone.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-23 00:13:52 UTC
in 12 Yearold Guitarshredder Post #110555

Someone who actaully has the file should host on their site.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-22 16:03:51 UTC
in Other mapping Post #110541

I tried mapping for BF1942 but it wouldnt work right and then I tried CoD but Radiant is so damn hard to use.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-22 13:09:34 UTC
in 12 Yearold Guitarshredder Post #110530

Same here

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-21 23:03:56 UTC
in Avatar (No, not another one of those...) Post #110466

How about now? Does this look better?

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-21 21:14:41 UTC
in Avatar (No, not another one of those...) Post #110459

Jet lag actually. Took that right after I got back from the Bahamas.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-21 11:37:08 UTC
in Avatar (No, not another one of those...) Post #110418

Changed mine

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-21 10:43:13 UTC
in Pranks... Post #110411

Ant got a new AV?

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-20 23:55:10 UTC
in Pranks... Post #110354

You place someones hands in warm water (while theyre sleeping) and then plunge them into cold water. Im guessing that the shock from the sudden temperature change causes their bladder to release its contents.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-20 23:18:32 UTC
in Pranks... Post #110350

He wouldnt get out of his sleeping bag. I dont think he took a shower afterward either :

Guinea Pirate

Posted 18 years ago2005-05-20 23:10:32 UTC
in Pranks... Post #110347

My friend and I pulled the hands in the warm and cold water trick. We were at a friends birthday and we managed to make the birthday boy wet his bed

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 22:51:01 UTC
in Pranks... Post #109678

Actually, I havent seen it in a while. I was just thinking of it cause Im on vacation and we flew here so the planes just made me think of it.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 22:30:59 UTC
in IRC Conspiracy Post #109677

Jedi is considered a religion? I must have been left out on that one. :

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 22:25:35 UTC
in important-spread the word Post #109676

Most Americans arent dumb. Just the rednecks and most of us arent rednecks. Yes our president may be special ED but of course politics is retarded so what do you expect? I voted for Bush simply because I didnt like Kerry. If the Democrats would have had a better candidate, I would have voted for them instead.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 13:45:24 UTC
in SnarkPit down again! Post #109592

I dont think this sites ever gone down for me.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 13:32:18 UTC
in Beef Jerkey Post #109583

Depends on how much salt is in it.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 13:28:58 UTC
in Pranks... Post #109581

Just say the word 'bomb' on a plane and see what happens

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 12:56:23 UTC
in De_inferno Source Post #109573

Nope. I was on 768 and that was getting slow. So I upgraded to a gig.

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 21:20:59 UTC
in Never do this [closed] Post #109117

Dont use sunscreen to masturbate with. One of my friends did that and some got inside his willie and burned it and made him wet himself

Guinea Pirate

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:58:30 UTC
in Never do this [closed] Post #109098

Hollow will work fine as long as the object is box-shapped

Guinea Pirate