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If you look closely, though, you can even see the zippers to their costumes.
Huh...funny thing is, I have no avatar. I win.
Make me die by headcrab. No, don't.
Anyway, what'd you use to make that movie?
Anyway, what'd you use to make that movie?
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You know, after thinking it over, all I want for Christmas is this, so I can start borking up Half-Life and any other games I come across.
You know, after thinking it over, all I want for Christmas is this, so I can start borking up Half-Life and any other games I come across.
Well, it's never too late to learn a little C++. I'm planning on upping my programming skills from BASIC to C. It'll be a big jump, but I feel it's worth it since I'm going to need the experience in the career I plan on heading into.
But you aren't supposed to buy things yourself on Christmas, then you look like a selfish peice of crap.You don't get it. I'm saying that everything I request for Christmas, I can afford (as in cash) to buy myself. I'm not saying I'm just going to buy stuff for myself this Christmas.
Comedy Central sucks, anyway. The only thing good about that network is the stand-up comedy and South Park.
Well, there are these, but I don't know if you can use them.
The map in the second link makes me want to puke. I don't know why you're comparing him to you, because you're obviously better. Your map sort of looks like it would be good for HLDM, too.
$60!!!Yup. Heck, you can get it for $16 on Amazon.
I just bought Abobe Illustrator for around $600...
DOH!!
@Pepper: Yup. It's here. Although that one's not as funny as the one M_garg showed.
Um...what is Gordon firing from?
Anyway, yeah, that second splash was worse than the first. Maybe get a behind-the-shoulder shot of gordon blasting aliens/soliders on the Alise, or something.
And you can get Photoshop Elements for only $60. If you don't want to waste money, everyone suggests GIMP, but the interface looks far too cluttered for me.
Anyway, yeah, that second splash was worse than the first. Maybe get a behind-the-shoulder shot of gordon blasting aliens/soliders on the Alise, or something.
And you can get Photoshop Elements for only $60. If you don't want to waste money, everyone suggests GIMP, but the interface looks far too cluttered for me.
Not really. Add some trim around the door.
I'm working on the second version of my origional map, with better architecture and a little more humor. Unfortunatly, I don't have a screenshot now because a screeshot wouldn't do my map justice at this point.
BL: Nice map. Is that the part where the spire shoots through the spaceship?
BL: Nice map. Is that the part where the spire shoots through the spaceship?
Well, anyway, you guys know of any funny mods (besides Life's End and the map "The Evil Place") that use humor to an extent?
My dream? That PETA and ALF HQs would simultaneously explode in a gigantic mushroom cloud of death.
Btw.. You gotta see this
DE is a classic type of Counta-Strike map. The idea is fo` tha terrorists ta plizzay a bomb tizzy goes off n tha Brotha ta prevent it. Wizzy actually happens is that everyone runs around like heezeeless chickens try'n ta K-to-tha-izzill each otha cuz its a doggy dog world. Ok, so Clan games is different..... but why let a shawty thing like that git in tha way of some fun . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.
The Swedish Chef translation cracked me up.
Sefent-Munkey: Hellu Sefent-Munkey! Thees is yuoor 7600t lugeen. Bork bork bork!
Here's a better one: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
TWHL translated to Jive
EDIT: I redid TWHL in Gizoogle. Didn't work right, but I thought this was funny:
TWHL translated to Jive
EDIT: I redid TWHL in Gizoogle. Didn't work right, but I thought this was funny:
Check out The Tiznest Drug Deala contest results!
Most recent tutorial: Ho-slappin' an HL2 Custom Sequence
That's why not having a life comes in handy. 
Well, I assume Valve would have a big say in how the movie is directed, so I really don't think we need to worry about that.
I think Half-Life itself needs to be made into a movie.
@Supermario: Are you asking about direct linking/hotlinking?
@Chickenfist: Elon has to pay money to see the answer to that.
@Elon: It seems to me that SpyAxe might be spyware disguised in as an anti-spyware prog so people would be conviced to download it. It's happened to me: Several times I've recieved pop-ups looking like error messages saying "There might be spyware on your computer." Well, there isn't, and it's just a gimmick.
@Elon: It seems to me that SpyAxe might be spyware disguised in as an anti-spyware prog so people would be conviced to download it. It's happened to me: Several times I've recieved pop-ups looking like error messages saying "There might be spyware on your computer." Well, there isn't, and it's just a gimmick.
You know, I just noticed...WTF's a "wesbite"?
At this moment: TWHL and BlogCafe.
Just so I don't forget, I've got a better idea than my first one:
Heck, I've got so many ideas...maybe I'll host my own contest...
- Contest Name: "We're In The Funny" (or something less lame)
Heck, I've got so many ideas...maybe I'll host my own contest...
Yeah, nix the distortion thing; I was just providing examples of what one could do and to emphesize what I meant. But whatever you want.
Idea: Dream Sequence (or you could call it "Alternate Dimention" or, heck, even "Acid Trip")
The object is to make a map as strange as you can, like a dream (or nightmare.) Things popping out of walls, floating around in space, scale of rooms all out of proportion, stuff like that. Basically, the goal is to make a map that makes the player go "WTF?"
I personally think this is easy because the mapper can do whatever the heck he wants, although HL's limitations come to mind...
The object is to make a map as strange as you can, like a dream (or nightmare.) Things popping out of walls, floating around in space, scale of rooms all out of proportion, stuff like that. Basically, the goal is to make a map that makes the player go "WTF?"
I personally think this is easy because the mapper can do whatever the heck he wants, although HL's limitations come to mind...
I think it's like japanese food or something.
Usually I'm the kind of guy who likes obscure humor, like this, but I'm always afraid people won't get the humor or find it immature.
Would something like coming across a newspaper and reading: "Local Bank Hacked! Manager exclaims "OMGWTFBBQ?!?!/1!?" or seeing the G-man on the cover of "Two-Piece Suit Magazine" as universal humor?
Errors are so helpful these days... :
As far as I'm concerned, people hunting for EVP use one of those handheld recorders, then plug it into a computer and use something like Sound Forge to edit it. Also, whether or not you find something, I believe, depends on how hopeful and encouraged you are. Because the more interested you are, the more you're bound to think you've found EVP where there isn't any.
Heh...I remember when I was obsessed about ghosts...must've been in 10th grade. A couple young friends and I went on a "ghost hunt," but of course we found nothing. During that time I was carrying my big radio with me to look for EVP. Lot of good that did.
Heh...I remember when I was obsessed about ghosts...must've been in 10th grade. A couple young friends and I went on a "ghost hunt," but of course we found nothing. During that time I was carrying my big radio with me to look for EVP. Lot of good that did.
madcow: That urban legends thing is interesting, but some of that stuff seemed fake to me. Although I recognize some of the EVP from some show about ghosts I watched. The "I'd love to find me stone" one was taken by a group investigating a cemetary at night, which, as far as I'm concerned, is illegal.
I believe in ghosts...but I've never seen one, so I'm not sure if they actually exist. But I watch Ghost Hunters all the time.
In that case, instead of Barney saying "Die you bloodsucker!" he'd say "I fart in your general direction!"
Why don't you give it a try, create a map that you think is good fun and ask some others for feedback? Best way to find out.I'm actually trying to do that with the remake of my first map. No combat, just the funny (although there is some humor in my first map)...for now, anyway. I just wanted to ask so I don't go overboard in my next real map.
I haven't used it yet, but some people, including Fragmeister, like it: http://www.tekcities.com
I also heard AVG Anti-Virus is pretty good. Haven't used it, but PC World says it has pretty much similar performance as Norton's but has far more frequent updates.
Yeah. I thought about posting it, but figured he already read it.
I'm not talking about sexual humor, but like crazy humor and site gags. For example, you see a sign on the wall that says "Have a problem with excess saliva? No more with Salivaway!" or a note on a door: "Frank, stop leaving your Philly cheesesteaks on my office chair. I keep sitting on them and soiling my lab coat. People keep asking if I have a bad case of diarrhea! - Paul" Heck, even seeing a sci playing his armpit. Stuff like that.
My personal computer is teh sux0r.
HP Pavilion system running Windows XP: Home
Intel Celeron 1.80 GHZ
256 MB RAM
40 GB HD
ATI RADEON 9200 PCI (NOT PCI-E) GFX Card (utter crap)
Optical/Wireless Mouse
17" fatass monitor.
HP Pavilion system running Windows XP: Home
Intel Celeron 1.80 GHZ
256 MB RAM
40 GB HD
ATI RADEON 9200 PCI (NOT PCI-E) GFX Card (utter crap)
Optical/Wireless Mouse
17" fatass monitor.
I have a question regarding humor in a map (most of my maps from now on are going to have some form of humor in them): How much humor can I add to a map before it gets stale and annoying? I like the funny, but I'm afraid other people won't.
TWHL! 
Seriously, though: Soldat and HL1
Seriously, though: Soldat and HL1
Did you try setting the clip brush 16 units above the seat, then setting the sci on that clip brush? (entity's X on the clip brush)
Yeah. I've already done that with the remake of Mappy, but I believe it's also a good idea to, instead of drawing the basic layout of the map, draw concept art of the inside of the rooms so you know what's going to be in there BEFORE you map it. It'll save you a lot of time.
Wait, what are these airguns? BBGuns that look like real guns?