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Posted 14 years ago2009-08-04 14:32:33 UTC
in This is fucking wrong Post #271405
Can't wait until 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Equilibrium, V for Vendetta, Children of Men, and A Clockwork Orange come true.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-08-01 19:45:48 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #271344
Kasabian - Where did all the love go?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-08-01 14:13:22 UTC
in Desktops of August Post #271332
User posted image
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-08-01 14:12:32 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #271330
Kaiser Chiefs' "Employment" album.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-30 17:52:31 UTC
in The Toaster Project Post #271223
Still watching, but so far I'm enjoying it.

I really wish the editing was done a lot better. The sound is horrible.

EDIT: I wish they actually went through with it all. I highly doubt they ever made a toaster.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-28 22:44:23 UTC
in Complements on TWHL Website Post #271070
Thanks. I did it all myself.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-24 12:55:25 UTC
in Bored. As. Hell. Post #270784
I play Oblivion for 5 hours a day, followed by an hour or two of TF2.

Relaxing.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-21 13:44:51 UTC
in Who the Hell are you again? Post #270642
5 Things that make you happy: my son, my wife, my penis, chubby babies, computer parts
Humility.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-18 18:49:00 UTC
in Who the Hell are you again? Post #270469
Name: Lucas P.
Age: 18
Nationality: 1/4th Irish, 1/4th Sicilian, 1/4th Croatian, 1/4th Romanian, 100% American.
Birthday: May 18th
Occupation: Student

Ailments: Claustrophobic, I suppose. I can't do small spaces.

Favourite Meal: Steak with mushrooms and side of pasta salad.
Favourite Snack: Peanut butter...?
Favourite Drink: Grape crush
Favourite Band: Franz Ferdinand
Favourite Animal: dogz r awsum

5 Things that make you happy: Girls, animals, things that work / go my way, music, good movies.

5 Things that piss you off: Stupid people, annoying people, ignorant people, die hard religion fanatics, and (probably already understood) Conservatives.

Optional Photo
User posted image
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-17 12:14:42 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #270363
Kasabian's "West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum" album.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-16 17:10:28 UTC
in The origin of life Post #270312
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-16 15:15:00 UTC
in The origin of life Post #270306
how2google

Also:

Avatar.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-16 14:52:49 UTC
in The origin of life Post #270304
SEE AVATAR.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-16 13:43:31 UTC
in The origin of life Post #270301
User posted image
See avatar.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-14 20:50:46 UTC
in The origin of life Post #270150
Oh srry, you make such good points.

And remember all of those jahzel threads? Good times.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-14 20:25:44 UTC
in The origin of life Post #270146
DUMBLEDORE IS GAY?! WAT?! SPOILER ALERT PLS
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-13 19:17:42 UTC
in My palm is too small !!! Post #270053
This is probably the stupidest fucking thread you've ever made.

If you're having trouble getting off while masturbating, seek medical help.
We all know it's what you're really getting at.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-13 11:40:14 UTC
in The origin of life Post #270029
I would put money that I could find more than 5 others threads dedicated to this topic that ended up getting closed.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-03 13:19:38 UTC
in Your thoughts on Video Cards. Post #269362
I have a 9600 GT my self, and I can play TF2 at full, 4x AA / 2x AS with about 30 FPS in a 30 man server. (Mind you I'm still on a P4)

SLI 9600's in source games don't create a huge difference, as I've seen in reviews. However in other games, FPS's nearly double.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-29 12:26:07 UTC
in I need info, and fast Post #269131
Be sure to breathe in all of the hydrogen at once.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-28 16:47:49 UTC
in Elvis Presley... is dead Post #269064
FOAD, indeed.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-28 13:12:01 UTC
in Billy Mays.. Is dead Post #269042
Fox is the only news network to put it on their front headline. They know what the fuck is up.

Also, he died at 50 like Michael Jackson. Is this a sign of things to come?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-28 12:42:06 UTC
in Billy Mays.. Is dead Post #269039
... What.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-25 23:29:07 UTC
in Michael Jackson died Post #268928
Oh stop your crying, he's just getting ready for Thriller 2.
If he's still at his prime, the musical world would experience a loss.

But his prime was several decades ago.

I don't miss him anymore. Only his past is still relevant.
Nail on the head.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-24 13:27:54 UTC
in Urby's HL2 text RPG Post #268800
D. It's what I would do.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-19 12:24:37 UTC
in Planet TWHL! Post #268492
Come the fuck on, we just started that last one.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-18 23:37:21 UTC
in Planet TWHL! Post #268462
User posted image
I bring to you: The Republic of Santa.

The old members of the Cunt society came to this world and quickly recognized their favorite holiday's mascot already etched into the world's land. To complete this look, they made islands and planted red flowers there to give the appearance of red from above. On the white areas, there is a constant snow fall to recreate winter year round.

Christmas, however, is forbidden in this new world. The dictator is Jewish.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-18 18:55:10 UTC
in Planet TWHL! Post #268437
Tierra De Conchas is erecting a statue for it's namesake. Say hello to the world's largest cunt by 2012.

The current record is held by Hunter. As himself.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-18 15:37:02 UTC
in Planet TWHL! Post #268404
Hunter, you cunt.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-18 14:51:02 UTC
in Planet TWHL! Post #268398
No one said I couldn't have it all, so I did.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-18 13:16:04 UTC
in Planet TWHL! Post #268388
User posted image
Land of Cunts.

Oh, and I realize conchas in spanish is "sweet bread". But Babelfish told me it was cunts in spanish, so I ran with it.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-12 21:04:54 UTC
in Desktops of June Post #268231
@TawnosPrime:
What the hell is wrong with it?

Anyone else see that?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-10 13:56:29 UTC
in Desktops of June Post #268170
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-09 18:25:47 UTC
in The "Official" Competition 27 Post #268134
I just realised something. I'm sorry to say but competitions here on twhl are for nothing. You have to win something not just a virtual image representing an award.
Money is the most usual way, but it's not the best. A TWHL T-Shirt or a piece of hardware. Something like that. The most simple would be a Steam Gift.
Oh no ! "We poor admins from TWHL don't have money to support such things !".
Then don't organize competitions...
I think I'll say what's on everyone's mind:

Then get the fuck out of TWHL. No body asked you to use your time in this competition, therefore no one gives a fuck about what you have to say. Want there to be a prize? Go buy a hand gun and shoot yourself in the face. You wont have to suffer from your own stupidity anymore, that's pretty rewarding.

That wouldn't so much reward yourself as it would everyone else.

Seriously, shut the fuck up.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-08 16:17:33 UTC
in Sven Co-op Mapping Contest (HL1) Post #268081
I'll enter as long as you rig it, broski.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-05 00:41:05 UTC
in left 4 dead too Post #267962
I mean, it makes sense, but it's still frustrating that it's so soon.

I think frustrating is the best word for this whole situation.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-04 14:30:03 UTC
in David Carradine found dead!!!!!!!! Post #267946
All of the respect you lost by using more than 1 exclamation point has gone towards Carradine.

Great actor. What a way to go.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-03 19:00:26 UTC
in Desktops of June Post #267899
User posted image
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-03 14:44:44 UTC
in left 4 dead too Post #267889
You forgot about all the reskins, Daubster.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-02 15:00:37 UTC
in left 4 dead too Post #267828
I'm still convinced it's a joke. Valve just isn't this type of company.

Oh, and listen to this: http://cdn1.libsyn.com/rps/20_The_RPS_Electronic_Wireless_Show.mp3

EDIT: I'd be hyped if this podcast reflected Left 4 Dead, not 2. All of these ideas would have made L4D worth it, but now that it's a sequel it just pisses me off.

I wish they would have told us we were playing Left 4 Dead 2: Beta for a year. God damn.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-06-01 18:40:58 UTC
in E3 2009 Post #267764
I don't like L4D enough to pay full retail for it again, even with a few new features.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-29 14:54:04 UTC
in Natural Selection 2 Teaser Post #267637
If I were to watch the teaser without knowing ns2 is developed on source, I would say it's a new graphic engine.
It is a new engine. They're not using Source, it's custom.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-29 13:23:01 UTC
in Natural Selection 2 Teaser Post #267626
I loved NS, but for whatever reason I have little interest in this one.

We'll see if it's worth it when more footage is released.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-28 14:43:43 UTC
in World Record: The Biggest Game Ever! Post #267589
Now, could some of my other threads should have been posted instead on the journal section?
I'm gonna have to say that all of them could have.

It's like your an RSS feed, except you're self aware and have opinions.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-28 09:40:33 UTC
in World Record: The Biggest Game Ever! Post #267577
Please stop pasting press releases into the "Add topic" textbox -_-
I pointed this out when Tito started actively posting, and I was shot down.

Fuck you guys.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-25 18:08:43 UTC
in U.S. Army 2030: Things to come Post #267488
Look at all the 40,000 dollar cars people are driving around. Do you really think the military couldn't afford an armored suit for everyone?
I'm assuming you're ignorant to the way economies works?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-25 14:14:57 UTC
in my comp died and won't respawn Post #267472
Sounds like a PSU / mother board issue.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-23 17:58:04 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267366
New system is so flawed it's not even funny.

I played for 8 hours over the past 2 days, and got 2 flare guns and Jarate.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-22 22:45:41 UTC
in The Sims 3 has been leaked. Post #267341
You have a terrifying picture of Kurt Cobain for an avatar...

... and a leak of a game is nothing surprising. Look at Spore. Leaked a few days before it's expected release.

The world still turns.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-22 22:29:32 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267339
As much as I want the new unlocks, I'm going to wait it out until I get them legitimately.

I just want the Huntsman. That's it.
Luke LukeLuke